Deep 6 FaWtL

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.

Edit: As Kileanna pointed out, Annette is nekkid.

I used to be an accountant, but it was too taxing.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Sign in a toy store: "Please don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed."

"Khakis". A type of trouser to most people, but in Boston it's what you need to start the car.

My wife got fed up with all my jokes, so one morning at breakfast she poured hot oatmeal in my lap. I jumped up, and said "How could you be so gruel?"

Is a veterinarian with laryngitis a hoarse doctor?

My wife got fed up with all my jokes, so one morning at breakfast she poured hot oatmeal in my lap. I jumped up, and said "How could you be so gruel?"

His poor poor poor wife.

Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.

What do you get if you cross an electric eel with a sponge? A shock absorber.

What do you get if you cross an electric eel with a sponge? A shock absorber.

I think I told that one to my teacher in the third grade.

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

What do you get if you cross an electric eel with a sponge? A shock absorber.

Watt ever!

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated in a local algebra class today. The student who brought it was arrested for having a weapon of math disruption.

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.

And she is standing naked, it seems.

Rust must be edible. After all, it is a form of car-rot.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.

And she is standing naked, it seems.

Good catch. I edited it. Thank you.

Do deposed kings get throne away?

What do you call two people in an ambulance? Pair-of-medics.

I considered becoming a priest, but I don't have an altar ego.

When a vain woman saw her first gray hairs, she thought she would dye.

Are tired Army uniforms fatigueds?

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer? One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

When the smog clears in California, can UCLA?

A cat ate some cheese, and then waited by the mouse hole with baited breath.

My dog had puppies, and then the police came by and cited her for littering.

gran rey de los everything wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!

goes into seaside bar business, offers better ice cream

*makes Freehold a sign that reads "Free ice cream for nekkid women. 1 scoop per cup size*

weeps thank you...

waits for kileanna and lynora to visit shop

O.o. I....don't think I can actually eat six scoops of ice cream....

And that right there is why I don't go brakes if I can help it. And why when I do find a bra that fits I buy six of it. Finding bras in my size is not easy. They have to be special ordered :/

Are two crows sitting together an attempted murder?

Are two crows sitting together an attempted murder?

Well with jokes like that... maybe...

Reading while sunbathing can make you well, red.

Are Santa's elves subordinate Clauses?

Two silk worms had a race. They ended in a tie.

What is the purpose of reindeer? To make the grass grow, sweetie.

Reading while sunbathing can make you well, red.

Sunbathing? Ha Taking a book outside for more then 5 minutes makes me well, red.

When a male snake charmer marries a female undertaker, do you get them towels labeled "Hiss" and "Hearse"?

The roundest knight at the Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his girth from too much pi.

When you dream of a color, is that a pigment of your imagination?

Atheists can't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!

What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team!

I've been to the dentist before. I know the drill.

I used to be a butler, but quit when I decided it wasn't my cup of tea.

My wedding was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers.

An incompetent captain grounds the warship he walks on.

A bear got hit by a semi and splattered all over the road. Witnesses described the accident as "grizzly".

When you tickle a baby, you say "coochie coochie coochie". If the baby is rich, do you say "Gucci Gucci Gucci"?

Is copper nitrate overtime for policemen?

Wouldn't be ironic if the Titanic served Sanka coffee and iceberg lettuce?