Shoso Makenzie |
Sorry, been busy!
"A name? Promise?" She grins as if making a joke, shifting from one foot to another.
Considering how Tieflings generally have names based on concepts, that very well could be hers, 'Promise'.
She tilts her head to the side, her hands behind her back, "Shoso Makenzie, entertainer extrapoordinare! I quote plays, dance, tumble... " She leans forward in a stage whisper, far too loud for it to be secretive, "When I haven't been drinking!" and then gestures around, "all around busybody, and self-promoter!"
AnriTheWanderer |
I have that trained! :D But in case you'd like a roll...
1d20 + 20 ⇒ (7) + 20 = 27
or 30 passive. Take your pick.
"Uh huh. ... I think we're going to get along just fine. Trust me, I'm a lot more fun when I'm not running around trying to find someone who controlled my mind and sent me flying into a city of undead to murder people. Take me to this guy, that I might introduce my boots to his face."
She holds out the three gold coins in her palm...and then closes her hand before Shoso could try to reach for them.
"But you don't get the gold until we actually find the guy. Unless anyone else has other ideas."
Shoso Makenzie |
Shoso leans in eagerly, her tone committal "And you will show me how to kick people in the ear." She glances over the motley group, "A..hobgoblin in armor....a humie...a orc...or part orc" She pauses, assessing the seen figures. "I've not seen such racial diversity outside of sensitivity training." She clenches her fists as she laughs, "So you must be adventurers!"
Rothel Nelis |
Putting together the pieces of the conversation, and looking the two new arrivals with scrutiny, Rothel reacts to Shoso's evaluation. "Adventurers? Why that is a most preposterous assumption. Why would one with any sense of self-preservation, or common sense, go seeking life threatening situations for the mere thrill of acts of death-defying derring-do. Less so for the minor possiblity of shiny baubles gained to exhibit one's 'prowess' at aforementioned risk of death. I am uncertain of the other's intentions, but I myself do not go seeking adventure, I seek to right wrongs exacted by one of my previous and less righteous incarnations."
Bubbling to the surface, barely contained before he can't help himself, "The word you failed to use correctly earlier is pinnacle. You claim to be the 'Pinnacle' of your profession. Secondly, your choice of the word 'extrapoordinaire' was possibly a self-fulfilling mispronunciation. It is 'extraordinaire'. I hasten to offer insight, in that you may not suffer these slips in linguistics were you to avoid your self-acknowledged fallability of overindulging in alcoholic beverages."
"All that said, does not excuse me from introducing myself as is expected under conditions of making someone's acquaintance. My name is Rothel Nelis, a Deva for this current incarnation, and a coercer of the spirits of the fallen to aid the living. Nice to meet you Henry Porter, it will be nice to have another practicioner of the benefits of an educational focus. I also greet you Shoso."
Rev DM |
The sounds of the screaming choir provide a mellow backdrop to the Freeport morning as the companions exchange names and credentials. Even for this town, however, the diversity of the group draws a few curious looks.
You seem to be drawing some cautious attention. Swarmy, Bustnose and Whiney have long gone, but word seems to have travelled that you are well able to take care of yourselves. Most unusually, nobody seems inclined to try and rob you.
Apart from the expected docks, a surprising number of important looking buildings line the shore. The most prominent landmark is the all-important lighthouse, and sheltering in its shadow, a pair of rather grandiose buildings. One seems to be yet another pub, but the other boasts arcane services for hire and seems to be the natural starting point for finding a wizard.
I am around, but deep in marking and exam hell. I will have to continue slow for the time being, but will update as and when I can.
Rothel Nelis |
Rothel is flustered and a little confused by the exchange, "I have no desire to visit a brothel, so in that I thank you for not intending to lead me thus." he turns to Anri, and just adds "I would request that you not encourage her to continue with her inappropriate use of language."
Rev DM |
Lisbarr has found a quiet corner in the arcane services building and is engaged in some serious research.
Regardless of Rothel's scruples, Shoso makes her way unerringly through a set of seedy backstreets to a small square. Madame Fisk's establishment is colourful, well advertised and verging on the tawdry. The lady herself is a well built half-orc with sequinned tusks and a cheery greeting for Shoso.
"Back again? You sure you don't want to take up that offer I made you? Better money than singing and trust me on this, shorter hours."
AnriTheWanderer |
As they walk Anri gives Rothel a quick aside:
"I'm doing you a favor buddy. This isn't the last time you'll have to deal with the baser side of mere mortals. Better you take a little ribbing from me and the Tiefling in a safe environment, so you know how to deal with it when... well, too late, we've hit the brothel."
Anri cracks her knuckles, content to let Shoso do the talking for now.
Shoso Makenzie |
She says brightly, perhaps intentionally adding confusion. "He's not paying me." She jerks a finger to Anri, "She is!"
Shoso trots over to the door, "Here you go. Just don't draw me into an unintentional fight that forces me to to flee the region and saddle up with a motley group of adventurers who show me a greater purpose in life and find the true meaning of friendship."
AnriTheWanderer |
Anri winks at Madame Fisk.
"What can I say, I like it kinky."
She pauses before she walks through the door.
"And Shoso, I fear you'll join us before too long: very few lean on the fourth wall as hard as you do without serving a greater destiny. This I have learned in my travels..."
Norrin Axebeard |
She glances over the motley group, "A..hobgoblin in armor....a humie...a orc...or part orc" She pauses, assessing the seen figures. "I've not seen such racial diversity outside of sensitivity training." She clenches her fists as she laughs, "So you must be adventurers!"
"Part orc's the closest. I'm one quarter orc on my mother's side, and a quarter of elven blood from my dad. The rest is human."
"Although had you really been to sensitivity training you would have learnt that we prefer the term: 'Orcish-Nerathi'."
Henry Porter |
"All that said, does not excuse me from introducing myself as is expected under conditions of making someone's acquaintance. My name is Rothel Nelis, a Deva for this current incarnation, and a coercer of the spirits of the fallen to aid the living. Nice to meet you Henry Porter, it will be nice to have another practicioner of the benefits of an educational focus. I also greet you Shoso."
"Well met, Rothel Nelis. My alma mater was Gandalf Lundgren's School of Hard Knocks, so I hope you won't be disappointed that the benefits of my education are limited beyond anything besides a career in adventuring."
Norrin Axebeard |
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Lyan selects the most delicate-appearing employee. Preferably fey.
Not wanting to seem like a square i.e. deliberate failing his saving throw against peer pressure, and feeling guilty for disrupting Madame Fisk's mode of business, the thief consults one of the girls with fey features.
"Now I know some of those massage places have something called 'a happy ending'. So what if I just want a massage for my tired, over-encumbered shoulders? What do I ask for here? 'A sad beginning'?"
Rev DM |
Lyan looks about him and sees that Madame Fisk follows an inclusive racial policy. Delicacy is not in great supply, but he spots a graceful drow idly twanging a harp with more enthusiasm than expertise.
Norrin's approach pays dividends. "I can sort your shoulders, no problem. Let's just call it a "convenient starter"".
Madame points a long finger at Shoso. "I don't do rental. You use my girls and boys or you get out. If you want fun and games with the little jaw-kicker, do it in your own place. If you just want some muscle to back you up with Ballian, be my guest. He's getting irritating. No mess, mind."
Shoso Makenzie |
"Part orc's the closest. I'm one quarter orc on my mother's side, and a quarter of elven blood from my dad. The rest is human."
"Although had you really been to sensitivity training you would have learnt that we prefer the term: 'Orcish-Nerathi'."
"I wasn't paying attention. Anyway, the gent you're looking for, with the tassles. Front Desk said he was right through here. Kick him in the ear or something. Just don't block my view."
AnriTheWanderer |
Anri starts off toward the room of "Tassles" with a spring in her step, cracking her knuckles, with an expression somewhere between murderous and fueled with dread.
She says, "He hangs out here, and they can't stand him... if he did anything ELSE to me while I was sleeping, I swear by all that's holy I cannot be held responsible by any court for my actions."
Henry Porter |
Henry reminisces from the comfort of an overstuffed chair.
"I knew a Balian once, one Balian de Ibelin. Tragically his distraught wife committed suicide shortly after their child died during birth. Then he was provoked into allegedly killing the local priest in self-defence while being run out of town, and last I heard he sought atonement for his wife and himself in the Fourth Crusade alongside a ranger and a barbarian."