Shifty PFS Group Alpha (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

well lets get this fail done with...

Nacalli dives into the water

swim: 1d20 ⇒ 13
Climb: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Climb: 1d20 ⇒ 10

and he begins to drown...

Least convincing pirate raid evar

Juan hangs his head as he sees everyone jumping in the water and flailing about. He can't say anything, because he didn't think to get a hook, either, but... it's either hang head or start laughing and betray the party's location even more.

Not that it's really going to matter, the crew of the vessel is probably going to get alerted and start to take bets on which party member drowns first. It's what he would do in their position.

He'll keep his boat handy in case anyone gets in really dire trouble of drowning, so they can at least grab something stable.

Sigh. I think the pirate business is going to require more talent than this...

Anyone up for a stirring scenario of We Be Pirates? =P

UT starts climbing up as well, but keeps an eye on the drowning pipsqueaks, ready to jump in if they drown too much.

Climb: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
Climb: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

Lol going to be fun putting this all back in sequence...

Ok to clarify...

Azura MIA
Qillian Climbing via whip (Effective)
Necalli Swim/Climb (Ineffective
Uncle-T Swim/Climb (Effective)
Aquavius swim/climb (Ineffective then effective)
Juan still on Jollyboat

Final comments?

Aqua/Necalli/Uncle T will all require a fort save after swimming in the dirty harbour water too :)

Man, I just started cracking up, and now people are staring at me...

"Psst. If you need to, you can climb using my whip. I have another for whatever we find on deck."

swim again?: 1d20 ⇒ 2 well im dead...

Fort Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Oh joy! Another Fort Save! Aquavius is gonna have a looooooooong talk with her cleric after this...

Well, Juan is there with the boat for just this sort of thing, so you're not toast yet, NECA.

Fprt: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7 Well, better prepare for some LOUD coughing

fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7 well f^^ me right. ..;_;

Maybe the headdress is weighing you down? GM - Can Qillion use his second (scorpion) whip to grab him (prehensile whip trait) to keep him from drowning?

Well, better prepare for some LOUD coughing

Wrong end mate :)

***
/Facepalm. I can't even. Less "Black Sails" and more "Yellowbeard"

Riddleport has seen the greatest pirate legends that ever sailed the Inner Sea or rode the formidable waves in the Eye of Abendego. It has seen mighty wooden ships shanghai'd by fierce iron men carving out storied names with iron and sheer gritty determination. Many tales have been told of wild derring-do that make normal people guffaw with doubt and put the stories down to wild imagination - little do those people realise those tales are only half the story. This motley crew seizing the Lionfish is not going to be one of those tales...

Music time!

Qillan hits the deck around the same time as Tetchy. Two pirates are waiting, swords drawn! "HUZZAH!"

The pirates rush forward trying to drive the boarders overboard, cutlasses flash!

Redbeard vs Qillan!
Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
Damage 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
Crit? 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Add Damage 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Orangebeard vs Uncle-T
Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
Damage 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

The pirates put in a solid showing!

Uncle T and Qillan on deck this round, Aqua in round 2

R1
ENEMY!
Juan
Necalli (drowning)
Qillian
Azura
Aqua (climbing)
Uncle-T

Boy am I glad that Crit didn't confirm...

Qillion draws his own cutlass and puts up a full defense until some others can jump in and help.

AC +4 = 20 for round

swim?: 1d20 ⇒ 16
yes now the climb: 1d20 ⇒ 9 [ooc] dammit

Aid Another(Profession: Sailor): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

Juan moves the boat over to give NECA a hand getting to the climbing of the chain before he drowns.

Aquavius continues her less-than-graceful climb.

Climb: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

And actually gets the hang of it, climbing onto the bow of the ship.
She tumbles towards Uncle-Techy, drawing her rapier mid stride.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9 Oh my gah. Oh my gah.
She provokes an AoO from Orange as she moves past Uncle T.

"Hoy! We're all seafolk here, so I'll skip the pleasantries. Abandon ship or abandon your lives!"

....um can I just swap out this character no...;_;

Nacalli climbs into the boat with juans help..gasping for air. ..

Round 1

Ah, you want a piece of me?! You should have said so!

Tetchy swing his ridiculously oversized blade at the enemy

Big Sword, Pirate: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 I am so disappointed now

R1
ENEMY!
Juan saves Necalli
Necalli gets back in a boat.
Qillian
Azura
Aqua climbs and positions!
Uncle-T swings for the fences.

Juan moves in and helps Necalli from the water.

Uncle-T is too distracted by the broader shennanigans to get his piracy on.

Aqua gives her best line, the Pirate smirks "So far we're winning lady"
Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7 but he's too busy laughing and misses his opportunity to beat on another raider.

Aqua gives her best line, the Pirate smirks "So far we're winning lady" but he's too busy laughing and misses his opportunity to beat on another raider.

"Aye..." Aquavius shakes her head.

....Nacalii begins ti climb the whip that was left

climb: 1d20 ⇒ 16 oh finally

Will be able to do that next round, this round you were being saved :p

The pirates keep defending!

Redbeard!
Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Miss!

Orangebeard!
Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Miss!

A strange frogman appears at the door to the sterncastle and blinks as he takes on board what is happening - he looks like a first mate or the like!

R2
ENEMY!
Juan
Necalli
Qillian
Azura
Aqua
Uncle-T

Rapier: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19 Oh hey, a good roll
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 ...the end of an era.

Aquavius steps to the side and lunges the rapier into her foe's pinky. "Haha! It's a start."

Tetchy works up a rage You're winning? Ain't nothing to win here but pain!

He swing his blade at the gut of the smarty man

Hack! Rage!: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 7 + 2 = 192d6 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 3) + 6 + 2 = 15

Juan will work on keeping the boat steady for NECA. Because enough shenanigans already!

R2
ENEMY!
Juan boating.
Necalli
Qillian
Azura /afk
Aqua stabbity!
Uncle-T THUMP!

Tetchy thumps the man solidly - the resulting corpse splashes into the harbour.

Seeing the tables begin to turn, Qillion switches from defense to offense and attacks red with his cutlass.

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Confirm Crit?: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Qill turns on the heat, rallied by the success of his companions - the tide is turning!

The pirate cops a horrible wallop off Qill!

Neca up! One move action to climb the rest of the way... so should be able to attack

Now on the ship Nacalli attacks
attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Necalli managed to put down the pirate.

The frog hops forward and lobs something at Necalli!

Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16 vs Touch.

Necalli is blasted for 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 damage!
Qillan 3 damage DC13 Reflex for half!

R3
ENEMY chucked!
Juan
Necalli
Qillian
Azura /afk
Aqua
Uncle-T

Oh no, you don't go lobbing no nothing! Tetchy shouts as the frog blasts Nepali. I'll give you a taste of what I think of you throwing types. In to the water with you!

Double move

Nacalli's wounds heal

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

R3
ENEMY chucked!
Juan
Necalli
Qillian Heals!
Azura /afk
Aqua
Uncle-T Moves!

Move Action

Juan ties off the boat to the anchor chain, using it for support as he makes his way up very slowly, positioned so if he falls, he falls into the boat.

Acrobatics(Climb Chain, with suppport, very slow): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13

Aquavius hustles over across the deck. Double Move

R3
ENEMY chucked!
Juan climbs
Necalli
Qillian Heals!
Azura /afk
Aqua moves
Uncle-T Moves!

Necalli then Kermit!

It was me that healed them self's...but if you want to give me another action i wont say no ^_^

Oops! :P Q ball up :)

Qillion pulls out his scorpion whip (since his favorite whip is still attached to the rail), and moves forward. He lashes out with the whip, trying to rip some flesh from the dangerous frogman.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Confirm Crit: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

The whip flays a large swathe of frog flesh, his eyes bulge!

The frog man stumbles back, one eye on the ocean and one on the party, his blade held before him defensively.

"Parley!?"

R4
ENEMY -speaks...
Necalli
Qillian
Azura
Aqua
Uncle-T

Juan continues up the anchor chain slowly.

Acrobatics(Climb chain with support, very slow): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

Aquavius nods.

"Atta boy. We're looking for ya boss, Aleja. Tell us where she is and how to get there."

He looks around, to make sure no one is about to shank him...

As no one has shanked him yet, I take it you accept the surrender

" Alejia is aboard the Topaz Titan, she deferred her regular duties as captain to Me - I was put in charge of the Lionfish while Alejia infiltrated the Topaz Titan, and that I'm supposed to sail the ship out to sea to rendezvous with her after she takes the Topaz Titan. If I don’t show up, she’ll execute the plan anyway, simply scuttling the Topaz Titan once she brings it near a harbor instead of allowing us to loot the cargo".

You search the ship and find rations and weapons.
A masterwork hook hand, 5 barrels of cheap rum, and a Large, ornate treasure chest with a sextant in it.

In addition, in the captain’s quarters are the nautical charts that Alejia entrusted Mumbuckle with, which plot the planned coordinates of the Topaz Titan.

Several notes to Mumbuckle from Alejia, delivered via carrier raven, inform you that that Alejia has boarded the Topaz Titan at Kalsgard and that the Lionfish is to meet her at sundown on Moonday in a location called Viper Cove, 2 days from now.

Well, you now have a ship to get there with...

"Well, looks like we got a ship, a date and a destination. Obviously we'll be taking over from here. Get off of my ship."

The frog goes overboard pretty quickly, happy to make it away with his skin intact.

"Arrrr. We be swashbucklin' t'day. Now on t' th' mission! Bring up th' anchor, ready th' main an' mizzen an' prepare t' be underway!"

Juan is getting entirely too much into this, as he flashes a roguish grin.

Hoist the flag, we've got us a boat to sail! Let's see who stands in the way of captain Aquavit and boat master Willy!

Huffing an puffing after the exertion, Wilbur 'Uncle Tetchy' Meuighlik Bowckhains takes a few second to regain his breath, then starts working on lifting the anchor.

Oh, and we should probably get the deaf guy on board.