
Doctor Abner Svengalu Toffitt |

Doctor Abner Svengalu Toffitt wrote:Er, 'buy her a drink.'I require Potion #9.
'Milady, I believe you mistake my intent.'

GM_Chris |

Picked up from Skie's:
Toffitt: Darkwood masterwork composite (+1) longbow
Toffitt: Mithral shirt not purchased since one was found
Toffitt: Wand of Shield
Party (150 gp each): Wand of cure light wounds
Dyrant: Pearl of Power 2 has arrived, but exceeds the usual small overage allowed. Keep saving.
Treasure updated:
Atol 1,343.33
Dyrant 1,782.33
Finneas 2,567.17
Glimmil 1,901.00
Toffit 436.44
Be sure to check the "Kept Treasure" tab for any items you want to have on your person. Otherwise I assume it's just shoved in Atol's pack.
Feel free to make any mundane item purchases you'd like. Also, you can always check Skie's inventory.
Some people inquired about weapon enhancements, but didn't follow up on it. Depending on your mood, you could say that you dropped it off day one of the festival and have already gotten it back.
Please be sure to update you character page tonight if you haven't already. I'm going to update my initiative, perception check forms tomorrow.

Finneas Glenn |

I'm still 1.5k short of +1 on my sword, so I'll have 2500 banked with the enchanter...whose name I have now forgotten. The other 57.17 I'll carry and there's 10 less for the beerfest entry fee. Probably another 5 gold down for my satay habit as well.

GM_Chris |
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Story Summary #6
Day 13 - Godsday
- Party emerges with Drakthar's body at 1 am #4117
- Party finishes off Drakthar
- Party exlpores caverns that end up exiting onto the side of the volcano. Party finds a campsite and follows path to main road on west side of volcano.
Day 14 - Watersday (Festival Day 1)
- Drink down the flood Round 1
- Finneas outdrinks young man
- Glimmil outdrinks a grandma
The day passes without any unusual events. Hundreds of duplicate boats are floated on the lake as rain storms move through quickly, dumping several inches of water and raising the level of the lake a few inches.
Day 15 - Earthday (Festival Day 2)
- Wrestling match 1 for Finneas vs. Thud
- Round 2 of drinking contest
- Finneas outdrinks
- Glimmil outdrinks Ellywinkle
- Finneas and Toffitt swim in the lake and lose to Geleth
- Toffitt buys Geleth a drink
- Haunted Jzadirune opens with Ellywinkle Nerfoodle
Day 16 - Freeday (Festival Day 3)
- Wrestling match 2 for Finneas vs. the silent tattoo
- Finneas loses to Mother Tashykk after four rounds of drinking
- Glimmil autowins his drinking contest
- Dyrant commissions art to immortalize the event
- Atol moves out of the church

GM_Chris |

Haven't looked at mounted rules in a while.
A horse moves 5 miles an hour.
A mount can hustle for one hour. (10 miles an hour)
The second hour causes 1 point of damage.
The third hour causes 2 points of damage.
The fourth hours causes 4 points of damage.
fifth = 8 (at which point a horse is at 0 HP).
The Lucky Monkey is 40 miles away, half of it down a mountain (3/4 speed).
So three hours hustling down the mountain equals 22.5 miles.
Then 2 hours hustling equals 20 miles, which means you get there just before the horses are ready to drop--assuming you are interuppted along the way.
5 hours of horse riding at a fast trot. Just what the doctor ordered.

Finneas Glenn |

My posting will be a little off/on starting tomorrow afternoon, I'm going in for elective eye surgery and while I'm sure the painkillers will have me feeling smurfy I won't be allowed to strain my eyes for a few days.

Glimmil |

I think I answered my own question about the intricacies of Cog's bull rushing. A bull rush is simply made in place of a melee attack, so Cog would forego his usual attempt to bite to bull rush instead, and Glimmil would operate just as if Cog was making an ordinary melee attack (thus the ride check mechanic).
Reference: Bull Rush

Glimmil |

Oops!
I had forgotten Glim's BAB is now +4 and to adjust his power attacks accordingly!
Will fix this in future posts.
Can he fight defensively and power attack at the same time? I don't see any mention that this isn't allowed, but it is somewhat counter-intuitive (hitting harder but defending yourself?)

Dyrant Maynor, the Pre-Sainted |

1d20+6 - Handy haversack fails saving throw. How many hit points does a sack have?
DC 13 makes the save...half damage: 8.
Which gets halved again: Energy Attacks and hardness/hp table
Leather/hide has hardness 2 and 5hp per inch of thickness.
Of course, it does matter if this is an attended or unattended haversack.
I leave that up to you.

Dyrant Maynor, the Pre-Sainted |

I see 14 for the reflex save.
"When a sphere arrives at the end of its trajectory, it detonates as a fireball spell (Reflex DC 14 half)."
Oh, 14! You're totally right! Such is the power of St. Cuthbert! Go me!
We'll see if the haversack lives.

Doctor Abner Svengalu Toffitt |

GM_Chris wrote:Toffitt: 661 (but started late)What is that, like for rounds of attack/edits for Toffitt? ;)
And that's just the one's I don't delete. Don't worry though, Glimmil will catch up soon.

GM_Chris |

Final ruling on the haversack:
HP = 41 + 8 for rage = 49
Con = 21 when raging = 70 for dead/dead
Still standing in negatives with orc ferocity
-5 Atol,
-17 Toffitt = 22
-16 Finneas = 38
- 14 Glimmil, = 52
-8 Atol = 60
-5 Atol = 65
-16 Dyrant = 81
The haversack was attended and lives. I apologize for my earlier miscalculations.

Dyrant Maynor, the Pre-Sainted |

So Dyrant did the kill. Sweeeeet. Atol would have wept over the destroyed Haversack.
Twas not Dyrant...twas the fiery gifts of St. Cuthbert.
Dyrant will learn from this necklace...oh yes, he will.

Dyrant Maynor, the Pre-Sainted |

Atol Lem wrote:Sarcem got a job right away! Good for him. I don't remember what I was doing while I was dead. Probably just standing in line to be judged, I wasn't gone that long...Only a couple minutes available to check on things, but this was great.
Agreed.

GM_Chris |

Tried to save this to the campaign page, but it's not working.
Day 1
- Exit tavern. Helps Ruphus who is being attacked by Last Laugh.
- Party goes to Church of St. Cuthbert. Meets Jenya Urikas (acting head of church while Sarcem is out of town)
- Receives divination. "The locks are key to finding them. Look beyond the curtain below the cauldron. Beware the doors with teeth. Descend into the malachite hold where precious life is bought with gold. Half a dwarf binds them, but not for long."
- Meals at Slippery Eel with Aroon the owner
- Orphanage. Mother Tashykk. Patch admits Last Laugh paid him to watch Terem (1 of the 4 taken).
- Silfir & Finneas visit guard house. Captain Terseon Skellerang provides list of victims.
- Ghelve's Locks. Fight with skulk. Finneas goes down for the 1st time.
- Party enters Jzadirune. Two skulks ambush party and then run off to warn the rest of the complex.
- Silfir goes through the gnome salt shaker.
- Skulk fight. Meet friendly mimic. Rescue rat.
- Fight 2 more skulks.
- Return to Ghelves.
Day 2
- Shopping/flirting at Skie's treasury.
- Shopping at Tygot's old things.
- Return to Jzadirune
- Fight skulks in kitchen. Dyrant lets cabinet collapse on Atol.
- Fight in invisible spheres with construct.
- Finneas kills spiders
- Fight with choker in theater.
- Level 2
- Glimmil gets Cog
Day 3
- 3 chests
- skulk
- Alchemical lab fight with raggamuffyns
- Throne room
- Doctor Toffitt
- Lots of exploration. 2nd construct.
- Centipedes
- “I am Emirystul, librarian of Jzadirune. The scrolls you seek have been destroyed to keep you and others from fading into nothingness. The curse of the Vanishing began here, in these mystic halls, and here it will remain. Be careful what you find, and mind whatever magic was wrought here.”
- Grell
- Yuathyb
- Silfir's Vanishing disease finishes incubating.
Day 3 continued (page 39)
Toffitt and Glimmil visit Skie
Atol, Finneas, & Silfir visit Church of St. Cuthbert
Silfir's disease removed by Jenya Urikas (St. Cuthbert)
Finneas goes to Temple of Lordly Might
Finneas's stat damage removed by Asfelkir Hranleurt (Kord)
Glimmil experiments with bag of tricks
Day 4
Silfir's stat damage removed by Jenya Urikas
Last of Jzadirune is explored (page 40)
Gnome piggy bank (plate mail fille with treasure)
Fight with armor construct
Glimmil, Silfir, and Finneas visit Tygots (page 42)
- Dwarven bracelet with names of two kidnapping victims
Silfr's visit to City Guard
Party restocks to try for Malachite Hold
Day 5
Fight with hobgoblins in elevator (page 42)
Fight with earth elemental and polymorphed ogre in hallway
Chest in room filled with garbage (page 45)
Malachite armory
Day 5 (All) - Moonday.
Fight with hobgoblins in elevator (page 42)
Fight with earth elemental and polymorphed ogre in hallway
Chest in room filled with garbage (page 45)
Malachite armory
Kitchen
Fight with Kazmojen and 19 hobgoblins
Party meets Fellian Shard and Fario Ellengoth
Beholder shows up and takes Terrem
Terrem is dropped off at orphanage by mystery woman
Return to Malachite Fortress
More kidnapping victims found
Atol gets kissed
Atol gets killed
Fight with constructs
The gong mimic in the treasure room
City guard escorts party to the church of St. Cuthbert
Atol gets raised from the dead
Dyrant, Finneas and Atol visit the Slippery Eel
Toffitt experiments
Glimmil gets the vanishing (6 CHA damage) and goes to bed
Silfir (is away from keyboard?)
Characters reach level 3
Day 6 - Godsday
- Glimmil is cured of Vanishing.
- Rest of loot is brought up from Malachite Fortress
- Loot is sold, items bought or ordered
- Scribing of scrolls, mixing of potions
Day 7- Watersday - in progress
- More scribing and alchemy
- Items with the Vanishing have the curse removed by Jenya
- Party visits orphanage
- Weapons/shields are personalized - Pahlian Gurnezarn handles orders for heroes quickly
- More loot is sold, items bought or ordered
Here are some rumors heard around town to spice things ups:
- A secret guild of halfling rouges was responsible for the kidnappings.
- The kidnapping victims that weren't rescused disappeared due to a magical disease known as the Vanishing that wiped out Jzadirune 75 years ago.
- More giant snakes have been sighted near the village of Hollowsky to the east. I bet the yuan-ti of Shatterhorn are back.
- Hookface the dragon was spotted flying over the hills to the north by some adventurers.
- First it was dark cloaked kidnappers, now goblins are are robbing and killing people in the city.
- There was a mysterious woman down by the lakeshore a few days ago. She had fiery red hair and wore some sort of bulky armor under a black tabard. She was talking to some shady looking individuals and handing them some money and weapons.
Day 7 - Watersday
- More scribing and alchemy
- Items with the Vanishing have the curse removed by Jenya
- Party visits orphanage
- Weapons/shields are personalized - Pahlian Gurnezarn handles orders for heroes quickly
- More loot is sold, items bought or ordered
- Fight with goblins in alley
Party spends next 5 days tracking down goblins
Day 8 - Earthday
Day 9 - Freeday
Day 10 - Starday
Day 11 - Sunday
Day 12 - Moonday
- Atol gets 2nd restoration #3153
- Fight with wererats outside Orak's bathhouse
- Detaining Orak
- Clearing Drakthar's way of goblins, worgs, dark mantles, shocker lizards, a tiefling, a human, and a vampire
Day 13 - Godsday
- Party emerges with Drakthar's body at 1 am #4117
Day 13 - Godsday
- Party emerges with Drakthar's body at 1 am #4117
- Party finishes off Drakthar
- Party exlpores caverns that end up exiting onto the side of the volcano. Party finds a campsite and follows path to main road on west side of volcano.
Day 14 - Watersday (Festival Day 1)
- Drink down the flood Round 1
- Finneas outdrinks young man
- Glimmil outdrinks a grandma
The day passes without any unusual events. Hundreds of duplicate boats are floated on the lake as rain storms move through quickly, dumping several inches of water and raising the level of the lake a few inches.
Day 15 - Earthday (Festival Day 2)
- Wrestling match 1 for Finneas vs. Thud
- Round 2 of drinking contest
- Finneas outdrinks
- Glimmil outdrinks Ellywinkle
- Finneas and Toffitt swim in the lake and lose to Geleth
- Toffitt buys Geleth a drink
- Haunted Jzadirune opens with Ellywinkle Nerfoodle
Day 16 - Freeday (Festival Day 3)
- Wrestling match 2 for Finneas vs. the silent tattoo
- Finneas loses to Mother Tashykk after four rounds of drinking
- Glimmil autowins his drinking contest
- Dyrant commissions art to immortalize the event
- Atol moves out of the church

GM_Chris |

Tried to save this to campaign page, but it's not working.
Day 1
- Exit tavern. Helps Ruphus who is being attacked by Last Laugh.
- Party goes to Church of St. Cuthbert. Meets Jenya Urikas (acting head of church while Sarcem is out of town)
- Receives divination. "The locks are key to finding them. Look beyond the curtain below the cauldron. Beware the doors with teeth. Descend into the malachite hold where precious life is bought with gold. Half a dwarf binds them, but not for long."
- Meals at Slippery Eel with Aroon the owner
- Orphanage. Mother Tashykk. Patch admits Last Laugh paid him to watch Terem (1 of the 4 taken).
- Silfir & Finneas visit guard house. Captain Terseon Skellerang provides list of victims.
- Ghelve's Locks. Fight with skulk. Finneas goes down for the 1st time.
- Party enters Jzadirune. Two skulks ambush party and then run off to warn the rest of the complex.
- Silfir goes through the gnome salt shaker.
- Skulk fight. Meet friendly mimic. Rescue rat.
- Fight 2 more skulks.
- Return to Ghelves.
Day 2
- Shopping/flirting at Skie's treasury.
- Shopping at Tygot's old things.
- Return to Jzadirune
- Fight skulks in kitchen. Dyrant lets cabinet collapse on Atol.
- Fight in invisible spheres with construct.
- Finneas kills spiders
- Fight with choker in theater.
- Level 2
- Glimmil gets Cog
Day 3
- 3 chests
- skulk
- Alchemical lab fight with raggamuffyns
- Throne room
- Doctor Toffitt
- Lots of exploration. 2nd construct.
- Centipedes
- “I am Emirystul, librarian of Jzadirune. The scrolls you seek have been destroyed to keep you and others from fading into nothingness. The curse of the Vanishing began here, in these mystic halls, and here it will remain. Be careful what you find, and mind whatever magic was wrought here.”
- Grell
- Yuathyb
- Silfir's Vanishing disease finishes incubating.
Day 3 continued (page 39)
Toffitt and Glimmil visit Skie
Atol, Finneas, & Silfir visit Church of St. Cuthbert
Silfir's disease removed by Jenya Urikas (St. Cuthbert)
Finneas goes to Temple of Lordly Might
Finneas's stat damage removed by Asfelkir Hranleurt (Kord)
Glimmil experiments with bag of tricks
Day 4
Silfir's stat damage removed by Jenya Urikas
Last of Jzadirune is explored (page 40)
Gnome piggy bank (plate mail fille with treasure)
Fight with armor construct
Glimmil, Silfir, and Finneas visit Tygots (page 42)
- Dwarven bracelet with names of two kidnapping victims
Silfr's visit to City Guard
Party restocks to try for Malachite Hold
Day 5
Fight with hobgoblins in elevator (page 42)
Fight with earth elemental and polymorphed ogre in hallway
Chest in room filled with garbage (page 45)
Malachite armory
Day 5 (All) - Moonday.
Fight with hobgoblins in elevator (page 42)
Fight with earth elemental and polymorphed ogre in hallway
Chest in room filled with garbage (page 45)
Malachite armory
Kitchen
Fight with Kazmojen and 19 hobgoblins
Party meets Fellian Shard and Fario Ellengoth
Beholder shows up and takes Terrem
Terrem is dropped off at orphanage by mystery woman
Return to Malachite Fortress
More kidnapping victims found
Atol gets kissed
Atol gets killed
Fight with constructs
The gong mimic in the treasure room
City guard escorts party to the church of St. Cuthbert
Atol gets raised from the dead
Dyrant, Finneas and Atol visit the Slippery Eel
Toffitt experiments
Glimmil gets the vanishing (6 CHA damage) and goes to bed
Silfir (is away from keyboard?)
Characters reach level 3
Day 6 - Godsday
- Glimmil is cured of Vanishing.
- Rest of loot is brought up from Malachite Fortress
- Loot is sold, items bought or ordered
- Scribing of scrolls, mixing of potions
Day 7- Watersday - in progress
- More scribing and alchemy
- Items with the Vanishing have the curse removed by Jenya
- Party visits orphanage
- Weapons/shields are personalized - Pahlian Gurnezarn handles orders for heroes quickly
- More loot is sold, items bought or ordered
Here are some rumors heard around town to spice things ups:
- A secret guild of halfling rouges was responsible for the kidnappings.
- The kidnapping victims that weren't rescused disappeared due to a magical disease known as the Vanishing that wiped out Jzadirune 75 years ago.
- More giant snakes have been sighted near the village of Hollowsky to the east. I bet the yuan-ti of Shatterhorn are back.
- Hookface the dragon was spotted flying over the hills to the north by some adventurers.
- First it was dark cloaked kidnappers, now goblins are are robbing and killing people in the city.
- There was a mysterious woman down by the lakeshore a few days ago. She had fiery red hair and wore some sort of bulky armor under a black tabard. She was talking to some shady looking individuals and handing them some money and weapons.
Day 7 - Watersday
- More scribing and alchemy
- Items with the Vanishing have the curse removed by Jenya
- Party visits orphanage
- Weapons/shields are personalized - Pahlian Gurnezarn handles orders for heroes quickly
- More loot is sold, items bought or ordered
- Fight with goblins in alley
Party spends next 5 days tracking down goblins
Day 8 - Earthday
Day 9 - Freeday
Day 10 - Starday
Day 11 - Sunday
Day 12 - Moonday
- Atol gets 2nd restoration #3153
- Fight with wererats outside Orak's bathhouse
- Detaining Orak
- Clearing Drakthar's way of goblins, worgs, dark mantles, shocker lizards, a tiefling, a human, and a vampire
Day 13 - Godsday
- Party emerges with Drakthar's body at 1 am #4117
Day 13 - Godsday
- Party emerges with Drakthar's body at 1 am #4117
- Party finishes off Drakthar
- Party exlpores caverns that end up exiting onto the side of the volcano. Party finds a campsite and follows path to main road on west side of volcano.
Day 14 - Watersday (Festival Day 1)
- Drink down the flood Round 1
- Finneas outdrinks young man
- Glimmil outdrinks a grandma
The day passes without any unusual events. Hundreds of duplicate boats are floated on the lake as rain storms move through quickly, dumping several inches of water and raising the level of the lake a few inches.
Day 15 - Earthday (Festival Day 2)
- Wrestling match 1 for Finneas vs. Thud
- Round 2 of drinking contest
- Finneas outdrinks
- Glimmil outdrinks Ellywinkle
- Finneas and Toffitt swim in the lake and lose to Geleth
- Toffitt buys Geleth a drink
- Haunted Jzadirune opens with Ellywinkle Nerfoodle
Day 16 - Freeday (Festival Day 3)
- Wrestling match 2 for Finneas vs. the silent tattoo
- Finneas loses to Mother Tashykk after four rounds of drinking
- Glimmil autowins his drinking contest
- Dyrant commissions art to immortalize the event
- Atol moves out of the church

GM_Chris |

3rd f'ing try. Good thing this is a day off. At least the story is being set firmly in my head
Story Summary #7
Day 17 - Starday (Day 4 of Festival)
- Jenya calls for Atol
- Finneas loses wrestling match
- Glimmil beats flower vendor for drinking contest
- Party gets message from Sarcem via Jenya
- Party rides hard to Lucky Monkey
- Bodies being eaten by giant lizards
- Fight with Alleybashers (crossed cudgels tattoos) and local thugs
- Fight with half-orc baboon (Tongueater) and baboons
- Dyrant uses one of the beads from necklace of fireballs (#4500)
- Discovery of Ebon Triad holy symbol. A black iron triangle with a symbol carved into one of the triangle's three points. Erythnul, Hextor, and Vecna. A group of heretics from these three churches who seek to merge their three malign deities into one powerful Overdeity of unsurpassed malevolence. No known cultists of the Ebon Triad or the three churches are known of in Cauldron. (page 92)
- Party finds Sarcem's body and head
- Party rescues Shensen Tesseril, resident of inn and caretaker of shrine of Fharlanghn.
- Bodies buried
Day 18 - Sunday(Day 5 of Festival)
(page 93)
- Shensen casts silent image of red-headed woman (#4610)
- Party trudges back to Cauldron with bodies and prisoners
- Party arrives in evening. Teseron Skellerang identies red-haired woman as Triel Eldurast
- Prisoners interrogated and can only reveal that they were hired by Triel
- Jenya advises Sarcem would not want to be raised
- Jenya uses Star of Justice for divination (#4643)
Wands locked away beneath your feet
Can be reached by watery maze
Or tip the laughing man who sells
Tips for gold but no drinks at all.
- Dyrant ignores provocation from Stormblade (Cora Lathenmire, #4627)
- Glimmil wins day's round of drinking
Day 19 - Moonday (Day 6 of Festival)
(page 93)
- Jenya casts speak with dead on Tongueater (results pending)

Dyrant Maynor, the Pre-Sainted |

Loots from the Inn:
2680 copper pieces = 26.8 gp
1953 silver pieces = 195.3 gp
742 gold pieces = 742 gp
18 platinum pieces = 180 gp
=1144.1 gp
Give 25% back to the Church? Leaves us with 858.075 gp to share.
Banded Mail +1 - Sell?
* * *
Ring of Protection +1 (who took?)
Potion of Jump (Dyrant)
2 Potions of CLW (we drank 2) - who wants?

GM_Chris |

Now the dice roller is broken. ^&*()&*)(&!!!! Breaking out the normal dice for restocking of Skie's.
25-3 - Major potion, Cure Serious Wounds, 750
36-3 - Major rod, Core, Python 13,000
15-2 - Medium weapon, Core, Slaying Arrow (greater) 4057
94-1 - Minor wondrous item, Core, Silversheen 250
62-1 - Minor scroll, Detect Undead, 25
37-1 - Minor potion, Cure light wounds, 50
16-2 - Medium weapon, Core, Javelin of Lightning, 1500
18-1 - Minor potion, Mage Armor, 50
75-3 - Medium stave, Core, Swarming Insects 22,800
99-2 - Meium wondrous item, Core, Pale Blue Ioun stone (+2 STR) 8000

Doctor Abner Svengalu Toffitt |

Er, have we tracked the large number of masterwork weapons and armors that the thugs at the inn were wearing? I'm pretty sure we would've wanted to keep those...

Doctor Abner Svengalu Toffitt |

Two encounters with chainmail and masterwork weapons:
1. "The chainmail men have chainmail, masterwork large steel shields, and masterwork longswords. ... The studded leather men have studded leather, masterwork rapiers, shortbows. ... The men in chainmail look rough and are likely from outside the city. The two in studded leather look like city folk. All six men are wearing red sashes."
2. Baboon fight: 4 chainmail guys, 4 studded leather guys
Totals:
1,200 gp = 150 x 8 suits chainmail
1,360 gp = 170 x 8 masterwork large steel shields
2,520 gp = 315 x 8 masterwork longswords
2,560 gp = 320 x 6 masterwork rapiers
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7,640 gp = total
3,820 gp = usual price
764 gp = share at usual price
Other stuff that is probably too low value for Atol's mule back.

Dyrant Maynor, the Pre-Sainted |

Back from DunDraCon...twas really dang good. More on that later.
Wanted to highlight some funny stuff as I got caught up...
"What, no, that won't work. Why would I want to wear a cart costume? Atol to pull me?"
HA!
" I don't know, strap horns and chains and this stack of used of flyers from one of Dyrant's speeches. Where did I get them? They were in the outhouse. No, nobody was using them. Well of course I left some."
:(
Glim, nice fake mustache.

Atol Lem |

Dr. Toffitt sees Finneas acting his part, and does his best to play along. Strutting out in a goat-like way, he ruffles his cloak wings and preens.
"My lord Nabthatoron, none is more powerful than you. Tell me, oh master, whose soul may I dine on tonight?"
Awesome! I can completely see it!

Glimmil |

Finneas paces the circle like a caged animal, hands flexing and greatsword cutting great swathes of air with each casual swing. He is careful to keep it pointed towards ZAsII at all times, switching hands as needed.
Very nice... I could totally see this, and was almost worried for "Surabar" that Finneas was "too into" character!