Samnell's Barbaric, Gestalt Iron Gods (Inactive)

Game Master Samnell

Step into a strange world of savagery, super-science, and sorcery. Be the heroes that burst their bonds to fight against all the hated workers of the Dark Arts! Rar!

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Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

Soft cover, which is only a -2


Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Technically, cover is applied as a bonus to AC, instead of a penalty to attack. Doing it otherwise can make it easy to accidentally apply it twice, though with this much discussion that's not too likely, for this instance at least. =P


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Actually I think it's technically a +4 to the enemy's AC, but I've always played it as a -4 to the attack because it's just simpler that way.

    EDIT: ninja'd


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Gears ACs: 18, T11, F17
    Gun ACs: 19, T14, F17
    Sanvil ACs:16, T11, F15

    Round 1, bottom half
    As soon as he can see through the door Karek lobs a Shock bomb at the topmost Gearsman. The bomb fell short, but the shock caught one of the metal men all the same.

    With a roar, Groo bursts intot he room and swings his mighty bone-beak at the metal man in a great arch. Then, he follows it with a great chomp from his powerful tusks. Coming on the heels of Karek's lightning, it was nearly enough to destroy the robot.

    When the doors open, Spidre catches sight of the woman from before. "There she is!" She hisses as her bow sings with the flight of arrows. Unfortunately, with the enormity of their companions it becomes difficult to hit anything while avoiding them.

    The metal men rained blows down on him in return, bruising him through his new carapace and then cracking it open to wound the relatively tender flesh beneath.

    "The Lord of Rust destroys your feeble spells," the woman with the wand prayed. Karek felt himself start to shrink for just an instant before his alchemy reasserted itself.

    "Very nice, but we have better things to worry about," Sanvil said. He spoke a quick incantation, his free hand touching his bared blade. He gleamed with a sickly green light. Then he stabbed at Khonnir, who turned at just the right time to see the blade and dodge.

    Rules Stuff:

    Ref DC 14: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4 nope

    Groo's damage is 4d6.
    That thing: 4d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 5, 5, 3) + 10 = 26

    Now robots! For Groo
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
    All hits, 36 total

    Now gun!
    Dispel Check, DC 11: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10 nope :(

    Did I mention Sanvil is actually a bad guy? No? Surprise!

    Sanvil is a dick: 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 9 - 2 = 11 missed by two points
    Damage: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
    Corrosive Touch: 4d4 ⇒ (3, 2, 3, 4) = 12

    Order is Karek, Groo, Spidre, Bad Guys, Chotka, Rikal, Khonnir. Chotka & Rikal up& Groo up!


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    What about me, Karek, and Khonnir?


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    "Sanvil Trett, you stood to make a great deal of money from this venture - now you shall find only death."

    Rikal charges Sanvil, slashing at him with the flame blade.

    Attack, charge, flame blade vs touch: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 4 + 2 = 15
    Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Spidre wrote:
    What about me, Karek, and Khonnir?

    Right you are. Everyone is up!


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Since the doorway is blocked at the moment Karek will aim a bomb at the purple woman to avoid hitting Groo.

    Bomb vs touch: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
    Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 4) + 2 = 10

    He looks back in surprise when Sanvil betrays the party. Keeping an eye on the conflict in case he needs to join in.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • "Keep fighting, warrior!" Chotka bellowed, then slammed an open clawed hand into Groomahk's back. A ripple pulsed under his skin and his open wounds gushed blood briefly, but once it had passed some of his ravaged flesh had healed itself.

    Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Raven continues to fling arrows at the woman while Spidre looks back to see what Rikal is doing. Seeing Sanvil's betrayal, she cries out, "Sanvil, stop this!" But she doesn't wait for him to stop.

    Raven longbow: 1d20 + 5 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 5 - 2 - 4 = 14, Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 5
    Raven longbow: 1d20 + 5 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (12) + 5 - 2 - 4 = 11, Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 5

    Spidre longbow + PBS: 1d20 + 8 - 2 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 8 - 2 - 4 + 1 = 5, Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
    Spidre longbow + PBS: 1d20 + 8 - 2 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 8 - 2 - 4 + 1 = 20, Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

    Cover accounted for.


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Just a note. If hit directly by a Shock bomb the target is dazzled for 1d4 rounds.


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk roars, licking blood from his frothy lips as he feels his chief pour strength into him. He swings his greataxe in a mighty arc, catching the gearmen with the blade of his great bone-beak. Then, he bends down to chomp the metal man in the head.

    greataxe, rage, enlarged, robot, power attack, reckless abandon: 1d20 + 9 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 = 11 -1 to AC
    damage, enlarge, rage, power attack: 4d6 + 10 + 2 ⇒ (5, 1, 2, 2) + 10 + 2 = 22
    bite, rage, enlarged, robot, power attack, reckless abandon: 1d20 + 5 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 5 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 = 16
    damage, rage, enlarged, power attack: 1d6 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 1 = 10


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Was half resolved and lost the post to maintenance. :( With you tomorrow.


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Gears ACs: 18, T11, F17
    Gun ACs: 19, T14, F17
    Sanvil ACs:16, T11, F15

    Round 2
    "Keep fighting, warrior!" Chotka bellowed, then slammed an open clawed hand into Groomahk's back. A ripple pulsed under his skin and his open wounds gushed blood briefly, but once it had passed some of his ravaged flesh had healed itself.

    "Sanvil Trett, you stood to make a great deal of money from this venture - now you shall find only death."

    Rikal charges Sanvil, slashing at him with the flame blade. Burned, Sanvil danced back and fetched up against the doors barring the way to the passage of lightnings.

    "I never liked you," Khonnir said. He drew out a wooden wand with lines of metal worked into it. They glowed red for an instant and two bolts shot into Sanvil's chest.

    Since the doorway is blocked at the moment Karek aimed a bomb at the purple woman to avoid hitting Groo. He struck her soundly

    Groomahk roars, licking blood from his frothy lips as he feels his chief pour strength into him. He swings his greataxe in a mighty arc, catching the gearmen with the blade of his great bone-beak. Then, he bends down to chomp the metal man in the head. Neither blow broke through the metal man's hard hide.

    Raven continues to fling arrows at the woman while Spidre looks back to see what Rikal is doing. Seeing Sanvil's betrayal, she cries out, "Sanvil, stop this!" But she doesn't wait for him to stop. One of the arrows she and Raven launched found its home and drew a curse from the woman with the wand.

    "Burn in nuclear fires!" the woman with the wand shouted, hurling a gout of strangely colored flame from her hand. It grazed Groo's shoulder.

    Then the metal men were upon him again, battering him into the ground despite his thick hide. With the raging, wild orc dispatched, they step forward over his bleeding form.

    At the sworn band's rear, faced with a blazing sword and a roused wizard, Sanvil snarls "I'm not getting paid enough for this!"[/b] turned and tried to flee through the corridor of lightnings. He found the door locked.

    Rules Stuff:

    MM for Sanvil: 2d4 + 2 ⇒ (1, 3) + 2 = 6

    Gun flames Groo
    Ranged Flaming: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24 didn't even need the touch AC
    Damage: 2d8 ⇒ (1, 3) = 4

    Gears for Groo
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
    His DR spares him four of that

    Sanvil runs for it.

    Gun is -1 to attacks for 4/4
    Groo is at -13 and dying, dies at -20

    Order is Karek, Groo (dying), Spidre, Bad Guys, Chotka, Rikal, Khonnir. Everyone up!


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Karek takes a 5' step forward and goes fully bestial on the robots.

    Claw: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
    Claw: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
    Bite: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26

    Damage claw: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
    Damage Bite: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (1, 2) + 4 = 7

    Well that just sucks, as always. But if I threw a bomb there's no way to miss Groo. Someone heal him quickly please.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Groo has ferocity. He shouldn’t be down yet. I’m on my phone, so is Sanvil actually in the lightning corridor?


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk swings his great bone-beak in fury, heedless of his wounds! The scent of blood is in the air, and he thirsts for more!

    bite, rage, enlarged, robot, feral, power attack, ferocious action: 1d20 + 4 + 1 - 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 1 - 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 = 9 (-1 t AC and that probably didn't hit)
    greataxe, rage, enlarged, robot, feral, power attack, ferocious action: 1d20 + 9 + 1 - 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 9 + 1 - 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 = 30
    damage, rage, enlarged, feral, power attack: 4d6 + 10 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (1, 4, 4, 1) + 10 + 1 + 2 = 23


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:

    Groo has ferocity. He shouldn’t be down yet. I’m on my phone, so is Sanvil actually in the lightning corridor?

    I forgot ferocity as usual.

    Sanvil tried the door and found out it was locked. So he can't actually get into the lightning corridor.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    She temporarily turns her attention away from the treacherous Sanvil and more arrows fly from the bows of Spidre and her Raven, seeking the soft flesh of the woman in command.

    Spidre Longbow: 1d20 + 8 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 8 - 2 - 4 = 6, Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1
    Spidre Longbow: 1d20 + 8 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 8 - 2 - 4 = 18, Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

    Raven Longbow: 1d20 + 5 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 5 - 2 - 4 = 19, Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 7
    Raven Longbow: 1d20 + 5 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 5 - 2 - 4 = 9, Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 8
    Confirm: 1d20 + 5 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 5 - 2 - 4 = 5, Damage: 2d8 ⇒ (2, 7) = 9


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal continues his attack on Sanvil. "As I have said, there is no escape. Only death."

    Flame blade vs touch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
    Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Chotka continued to pour magical aid directly into the bleeding orc at the front lines, ready to take his place if he should fall.

    Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (8) + 3 - 1 = 10


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Right, so I had this yesterday. I also had 2400 pieces of Lego and I think we can all agree that I made the right choice. :)

    Gears ACs: 18, T11, F17
    Gun ACs: 19, T14, F17
    Sanvil ACs: 16, T11, F15

    Round 3
    Chotka continued to pour magical aid directly into the bleeding orc at the front lines, ready to take his place if he should fall.

    Rikal continues his attack on Sanvil. "As I have said, there is no escape. Only death." Khonnir finished him off with another pair of magic missiles a moment later.

    Karek takes a step forward and goes fully bestial on the robots, tearing one down and wounding another.

    Groomahk swings his great bone-beak in fury, heedless of his wounds! The scent of blood is in the air, and he thirsts for more! His bone beak bites deep into metal flesh! Groo does more damage in negs than most PCs his level do at full health. Obscene.

    She temporarily turns her attention away from the treacherous Sanvil and more arrows fly from the bows of Spidre and her Raven, seeking the soft flesh of the woman in command. Only Raven's shafts struck true, piercing deeply and drawing out an oath with the blood.

    The gearsmen turned their attention to Karek, but only one landed a solid blow. The woman trained her wand on Groo and it spoke fire, burning into his chest and undoing much of the healing Chotka provided.

    Rules Stuff:

    Bad guy time! 3 Gearsmen for Karek

    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

    And a shot for Groo, from higher ground
    Shooty: 1d20 + 7 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 7 - 1 + 1 = 20
    Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

    Gun is -1 to attacks for 3/4
    Groo is at -10 and dying, dies at -20

    Order is Karek, Groo (dying), Spidre, Bad Guys, Chotka, Rikal, Khonnir. Everyone up!


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Karek ignores the remaining Gearsmen, pushing through the gap left by the fallen robot he lunges with a howl at the purple woman.

    Bite: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22
    Damage: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (1, 3) + 4 = 8

    Ripping a chunk out of her flesh with his teeth.

    Taking any AOO's coming for Karek, hoping this will draw the bots away from the door and Groo to defend the purple woman. Gives him some room and lets the others get in.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    The treacherous Sanvil dead, Rikal moves to where he can see the woman and calls out, "Spirits of battle, bestow Misfortune upon this foe, to prevent her from harming brave and strong warriors, such as these."

    Misfortune Hex on Gun. DC 15 Will save or she has to roll twice and take the worse result on each ability check, attack roll, saving throw, and skill check for 1 round.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (5) + 3 - 1 = 7

    Chotka channeled the spirits again, and delivered them to Groomahk with a kick from behind. "Onward! Victory!" he bellowed.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Raven can't get a clear shot, so he draws his bardiche and moves in to ruin a robot.
    Bardiche: 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 6 - 4 = 11, Damage: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
    Behind him, Spidre continues to try to weave arrows between her allies to strike down the leader.
    Longbow: 1d20 + 8 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 8 - 2 - 4 = 11, Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1
    Longbow: 1d20 + 8 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 8 - 2 - 4 = 8, Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5
    Should have been a witch so I didn't have to roll dice.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Maybe my next hex should be Fortune so you can have some rerolls, Spidre.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    With a little bit of chanting that could go a long way.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Spidre wrote:
    With a little bit of chanting that could go a long way.

    Got a little delayed today. Will resolve tomorrow.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Samnell wrote:
    Spidre wrote:
    With a little bit of chanting that could go a long way.
    Got a little delayed today. Will resolve tomorrow.

    Whoops. At least I'm only a day off planned resolution.

    Gears ACs: 18, T11, F17
    Gun ACs: 19, T14, F17
    Sanvil ACs: 16, T11, F15

    Round 4
    Chotka channeled the spirits again, and delivered them to Groomahk with a kick from behind. "Onward! Victory!" he bellowed.

    The treacherous Sanvil dead, Rikal moves to where he can see the woman and calls out, "Spirits of battle, bestow Misfortune upon this foe, to prevent her from harming brave and strong warriors, such as these." His prayer went unanswered as the woman laughed. Khonnir fired his wand again, this time right into her laughing face.

    Karek ignores the remaining Gearsmen, pushing through the gap left by the fallen robot he lunges with a howl at the purple woman. All three gearsmen turned and pounded into his sides as he rushed past. Karek made it, only to collapse just short of the woman.

    Roaring in renewed hate, Groomahk cut clear through one of the metal men in revenge.

    Raven can't get a clear shot, so he draws his bardiche and moves in to ruin a robot. Behind him, Spidre continues to try to weave arrows between her allies to strike down the leader. Neither had any luck at all.

    The gearsmen pressed Groo further still, with only Chotka's healing keeping him moving, and the woman with the wand fired back at Khonnir. She missed so narrowly that some of his hair burned all the same.

    Rules Stuff:

    Will DC 15 vs misfortune: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19 nope

    MMs: 2d4 + 2 ⇒ (4, 2) + 2 = 8

    AoO for Karek: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

    AoO for Karek: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

    AoO for Karek: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

    Crit?
    AoO for Karek: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21 yep
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

    Groo now
    bite, rage, enlarged, robot, feral, power attack, ferocious action: 1d20 + 4 + 1 - 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 1 - 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 = 14
    Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
    greataxe, rage, enlarged, robot, feral, power attack, ferocious action: 1d20 + 9 + 1 - 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 9 + 1 - 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 = 28
    damage, rage, enlarged, feral, power attack: 4d6 + 10 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3, 2, 2, 6) + 10 + 1 + 2 = 26

    Well then, Gearsmen for Groo
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

    Gun for Khonnir
    Shoot v touch: 1d20 + 7 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (4) + 7 + 1 - 1 = 11
    Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

    Gun is -1 to attacks for 3/4
    Groo is at -6 and dying, dies at -20
    Karek is at -13 and dying, dies at -14

    Order is Karek, Groo (dying), Spidre, Bad Guys, Chotka, Rikal, Khonnir. Everyone up!


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Orc:
    "Humans..."

    Chotka summoned the last of his magical reserves, then lumbered into the room, past the still whirring gearsmen. He gave Karek a light kick, discharging his magic, then whirled around on his enemies.

    Cure Light: 1d8 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (4) + 3 - 1 = 6


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal darts through the doors behind Groomahk and past Karek's downed form before moving next to the woman. "I know not who you are nor what your purpose is, but I believe the spirits are telling me we must stop you." He then swung his sword of flame at her. Unfortunately, his attack went wide trying to avoid stepping on Karek.

    Attack, Flame Blade, touch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre swept in next to Raven just as the outsider swung dangerously with his polearm.
    Bardiche: 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 6 - 4 = 10, Damage: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
    She then took careful aim and fired at the woman once more.
    Longbow: 1d20 + 8 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 8 - 4 + 1 = 15, Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
    Watch out kids.


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Thanks Chotka.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • I'm the only one allowed to die =P


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Gears ACs: 18, T11, F17
    Gun ACs: 19, T14, F17

    Round 5
    Chotka summoned the last of his magical reserves, then lumbered into the room, past the still whirring gearsmen. He gave Karek a light kick, discharging his magic, then whirled around on his enemies.

    Rikal darts through the doors behind Groomahk and past Karek's downed form before moving next to the woman. "I know not who you are nor what your purpose is, but I believe the spirits are telling me we must stop you." He then swung his sword of flame at her. Unfortunately, his attack went wide trying to avoid stepping on Karek.

    Khonnir fired his wand again, pummeling the woman with more magic. As the wandbolts landed, Groo roared and nearly slew a metal man with a pair of mighty blows.

    Spidre swept in next to Raven just as the outsider swung dangerously with his polearm. She then took careful aim and fired at the woman once more. Neither attack found its mark.

    "You fools! Already I have given the Lord of Rust his due. You cannot stop him!" the woman shouted, ignoring her wounds and scurrying up on the machinery before she fired her wand again. She only grazed Chotka. The metal men turned on him as well, delivering two bone-cracking blows.

    Rules Stuff:

    MMs: 2d4 + 2 ⇒ (2, 1) + 2 = 5

    Groo
    bite, rage, enlarged, robot, feral, power attack, ferocious action: 1d20 + 4 + 1 - 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 4 + 1 - 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 = 19
    Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
    greataxe, rage, enlarged, robot, feral, power attack, ferocious action: 1d20 + 9 + 1 - 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 9 + 1 - 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 = 23
    damage, rage, enlarged, feral, power attack: 4d6 + 10 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (5, 5, 3, 2) + 10 + 1 + 2 = 28

    Shootyshoot: 1d20 + 7 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 7 - 1 + 1 = 15
    Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

    Gears for Chotka
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
    Slam: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
    Damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

    Gun is -1 to attacks for 3/4
    Groo is at -6 and stable, dies at -20
    Karek is at -7 and stable, dies at -14

    Order is Karek, Groo (dying), Spidre, Bad Guys, Chotka, Rikal, Khonnir. Everyone up!


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Karek gurgles a bit.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    With space and no cover for the woman, Rikal hurls the massive thorn in his left hand at her like a javelin.

    Attack, Thorn Javelin: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
    Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

    As soon as the thorn leaves his hand, another magically appears in its place. He then steps up to maintain proximity to the woman.

    Gun has to make a DC 15 Fortitude save or be sickened for 1 round after being hit with my Thorn Javelin Spell.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Chotka let his anger finally take hold and snarled. Lightning poured from his eyes and coursed down his arms to his massive axe as it whirled around.

    I can't see the map right this moment, but if possible I'll target the woman until she goes down, then the gearsmen, 5 ft. stepping as needed.

    Greataxe: 1d20 + 9 - 1 - 1 ⇒ (17) + 9 - 1 - 1 = 24, Damage: 1d12 + 7 + 3 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 7 + 3 + (1) = 12
    Bite: 1d20 + 3 - 1 - 1 ⇒ (11) + 3 - 1 - 1 = 12, Damage: 1d4 + 2 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 2 + 1 + (4) = 8

    Definitely better to have ones on damage than attacks! The d6 is lightning damage. Would you like me to roll it totally separately, or just note it like this and combine it in a single roll? Also, healed 1 hp from bloodrage.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre and raven fought side by side, wood and steel dancing between the limbs of their giant companions.
    Bardiche vs robot: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24, Damage: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
    Longbow vs Gun: 1d20 + 8 - 4 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 8 - 4 - 2 + 1 = 5, Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
    Longbow vs Gun: 1d20 + 8 - 4 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 8 - 4 - 2 + 1 = 20, Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Gears ACs: 18, T11, F17
    Gun ACs: 19, T14, F17

    Round 6
    Chotka let his anger finally take hold and snarled. Lightning poured from his eyes and coursed down his arms to his massive axe as it whirled around.

    With space and no cover for the woman, Rikal hurls the massive thorn in his left hand at her like a javelin. As soon as the thorn leaves his hand, another magically appears in its place. He then steps up to maintain proximity to the woman.

    She collapsed under the weight of her wounds and the gearsmen lasted moments longer.

    End of fight. Have a level.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    The woman falling, Rikal pulled out his wand and tapped Groomahk to provide him healing.

    CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

    He then looked at the machinery, then turned to Khonnir Bhaine. "Khonnir Bhaine, we have been tasked by a wise man to restore the purple flame of Torch, to ensure the survival of this town from the forces of the Technic League. Do you think you could restore it using this machinery?"

    Rikal gestures to the controls, pulling Gun's body off the panel, as he himself looks over it.

    Knowledge (engineering) to figure out how it works: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

    He will then move to assist in healing the wounded Karek.

    CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
    CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
    CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

    Keep Groomahk on his feet when his rage ends, and then get Karek back on his.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre scurries around swiftly and quietly, collecting arrows and searching for valuables. The others were handling the real business, but this was the job easily forgotten. That, and she was short on funds since the orcs had chosen not to share Khonnir's bounty.

    Raven glides silently among them, barely seen or heard, assisting Spidre in her work. It is impossible to make eye contact with the dark figure as his hood hangs impossibly low, and he seems far more interested in his task than in socializing.


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Healing applied, Rikal turned to the console. It was more complex than anything he'd seen before, but after a few moments he could tell that the machine's condition was slowly deteriorating. It might fail at any moment, but probably would not for some time. Failure would mean a catastrophic explosion. The readout also indicated that some of the machine's power was being sent to a relay named with a string of numbers.

    "It is possible that the flame comes from this very machine," Bhaine said. "The woman clearly did something to it and- Oh, this is not good at all. These devices are temperamental. They contain and produce power, which runs the ship's ruins. It's...it's best to think of it as something like lightning. In better days it might have held for the ages, but whatever this woman did has further damaged it. If this reactor explodes, there will be a great hole where Torch once stood. Most likely, our familiar flame is part of a safety mechanism. When the reactor is overloaded, there is a discharge to prevent further damage to the machinery. She was draining off power to somewhere, so the flame went out. Stopping that should restore it and, perhaps, reverse the damage she has done."


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Your Loot:
    black nanite hypogun (5 charges)
    chain shirt
    spiked gauntlet
    inferno pistol
    2 nanite canisters
    white access card
    11 silverdisks
    62gp


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    any robot goo?


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    ”Can you do so?”


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • "So... set it on fire again, everthing fine?"


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Groomahk wrote:
    any robot goo?

    Why yes! Enough for all the PCs to have a drink.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    "So... set it on fire again, everthing fine?"

    "If we set everything on fire, it would probably=" Khonnir stopped himself. "I think I can fix it; that's what matters."

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