
Tiberiu Banderosi |

Tiberiu backs, in shock, away from the cursing, swearing cobbler.
"I assure you sir, I meant nothing by that comment about the tongue! I know nothing of your mother or your grandmother, and I have no desire to! I just...my good man, that's anatomically impossible. I'm just going to..."
Not looking where he's going, he backs away and bumps into an elf.
"Oh, hello, I'm just going to join you for a bit. Thank you. Is there going to be alcohol soon? Good. It's been a day already." He squints up at the elf appraisingly. "We were on the caravan together, weren't we? It's...Slaynn, right?"

Uuli |

We've been trying to go slow in the meantime. I think we will have at least 3 of us together and communicating. Good luck on finals!
Uuli sees the man walk into Slaynn and address him. He moves toward the pair and waits for a pause in the conversation.

Qorinae |

Glad to know we haven't lost you. Q is very much looking fwd to this. I'll let the girl go now and join the others. If it moves the story along to have her and Q together, he won't need much provocation to join her again. Like if she walks by and smiles.
"Your father calling? Well, I suppose you'd better go then," Qorinae said, letting her slip out of his arms regretfully, watching her go. He had heard the old man calling her name, but had hoped she wouldn't. Alone on the dance floor, he sighed, and drifted off towards the stalls where the local businesses had set up shop. A pint of ale, maybe. Or maybe there was an adventure he could find. After all, the Legend of Qorinae had to start somewhere. It could be Sandpoint as well as anywhere else.
Just as he was starting to feel exceptionally low, he spotted the dwarf from the caravan. Dwarves, according to everything he had heard growing up in Mierani, liked to drink and knew all about hidden treasures. The perfect place to start.
"Dwarf!" he shouted, walking quickly to catch him up.

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Slann about to answer Tiberiu Banderosi turns as he hears "Dwarf!!!
"Yes, we've met on the caravan. We're just about to go for a drink and thought you might wish to go along with us. Myself and Uuli here that is if you accept. I also see you require some assistance on footwear. Allow me to help."
Turning to Uuli, he quirks an eyebrow.
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
"Friend of yours? I recongize him from the caravan, I think. I'm going to have a word with the cobbler."
Slaynn with a slight grin turns to the cobbler.
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18
Appraise: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
"You have fine wares and today is a festival. Let us trade and later make merry. Should we meet again sometime later in the day, let me buy you a tankard and wish each other merry. Now surely this pair looks good. How about it."
Assuming our GM lets this pass.
Minutes later Slaynn passes Tiberiu a pair of serviceable boots.
"We can go now. The owner was very nice."

Tiberiu Banderosi |

Tiberiu accepts the boots, stunned. "You...must teach me that trick sometime. Perhaps after we've had a few more pints." He pulls them on, stretching the supple leather. "Ahhhh, much better. So, Slaynn, and Uuli, and...what was your name, friend?' He addresses the second elf, who hailed Uuli and is now approaching. "I do recall seeing you on the road into town. We all picked up the caravan around that hell-hole called Dresdale, if I recall correctly."

Uuli |

Uuli turns his head to the direction of the shout when he hears "Dwarf" above the noise of the crowd.
It's not just a consecration today, it is starting to look like a caravan reunion as well.
As the elf gets close to Uuli, he speaks "Hail, friend Elf."

Qorinae |

Qorinae catches up to the dwarf and notices that the other elf from the caravan - the creepy one, who got the horses drunk and knocked out the caravan master - was talking to a Varisian he recognized as well.
"This is quite the reunion," he says, smiling, a bit thrown to find them all here. "Qorinae, of Mierani," he says, to remind them. He knew there would come a day when he would be renowned enough to need no introduction. He knew that day had not come yet. As if needing confirmation, he looked around and saw nobody stopping in their tracks on overhearing his name.
"Shall we see if this town boasts better ale than the last?" he says, brightening.

Uuli |

"Good to meet you, Qorinae of Mierani. I'm Uuli Stonejaw and these are my new friends, " replies Uuli.
"I so hope that this town is an improvement over the last. It is already cleaner, but I agree we need to sample the ale. Unfortunately, we have not been able to find any. If you find some, I will even buy the first round."

Tiberiu Banderosi |

"Well-met, Qorinae. I'm sure we can find some ale around here somewhere..." Tiberiu eagerly scans the booths...
Perception! 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (20) - 1 = 19
"Wait...is that...I can't believe it..."
The others follow his finger to a huge sign attached to the side of a cart that, even now, is trundling into the square. The sign reads, DWARVEN MEAD FOR ALL! COMPLIMENTS OF THE SPONSORS OF THE CATHEDRAL.
Cheers fill the square.

Qorinae |

Qorinae looks nervously at the cart advertising dwarven mead. He remembers the last time....
Still, it's a festival, and there's a bouncy redhead squirming to get out from under Daddy's....
"Huzzah!" he cheers. "Our quest seems to be at an end, fellows."

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Slaynn not matter what he is, moves fast. Already filling his 5th Tankard, he brings somehow a tray of mugs filled to the brim with frothing ale.
"Let us drink to Good health and fortune, Friends."

Uuli |

Uuli takes one of the mugs from the tray.
"Thanks much, Slaynn. "
Uuli holds his mug in the air and starts a toast. "After a long journey to Sandpoint, may the Cathedral have a long and positive effect on the community and its worshippers. May Angradd look over all of us and provide his guidance on all of our days." With that, he takes a large drink out of the mug.

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"Hear Hear!!!"
Slaynn grins and clinks mugs with everyone.....and I mean everyone within reach as startled passerby are toasted by the exuberent elf.

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Slaynn looks up after draining his tankard.
"I'm used to sleeping outdoors."

Tiberiu Banderosi |

Tiberiu glances around at his companions uncomfortably...all are clearly used to harsher sleeping conditions than he.
"Oh...yes...well, of course, we could always spend the night in the square or something. Happy to be outside. Wind in your hair, smells in your...face, all that...stuff."
A quick Bluff check to see how well this comes off: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Not well.

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Slaynn laughs as he pats Tiberiu on the back.
"It's a festival which means not much sleeping and more drinking!!!
We can find an Inn or someplace to rest."
Sense Motive: 1d20 ⇒ 2

Qorinae |

Do good in school. We're keeping the thread warm for ya
"More drinking?" Qorinae says, a bit louder than absolutely necessary. "I'll drink to that?" Suiting action to word, he polishes off his mug and lets out a long, satisfied sigh.

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Yep the we are
Slaynn at this point belches rather loudly before grinning and going off to grab more. His gait this time however is slightly unsteady.

Tiberiu Banderosi |

Tiberiu is somewhat less steady than he was prior to the group's reveling, but he's only had one flagon (well, ok, maybe one and a half, but he dropped that one when he slipped), so he's not too unstable. "Come on, fellows, let's proceed on to the main event! We'll want good seats."
He begins to lead the way, weaving his way through the crowd towards the podium at the center of the square.

Uuli |

"Finally! I knew he was going to be up to something, " says Uuli.
When the group starts moving through the crowd, Uuli says "Let me get near the front, if you would. Otherwise, I will never see anything."

Qorinae |

"Yes, yes," Qorinae says. "We'll make sure you get a good view for the main event." Unless I find that redhead again. THAT main event you can keep your big, dwarven beard out of! His already perilously cheerful mood further buoyed by the thought, he claps Uuli on the back and zig zags up the road to the square.

Master Dungeoneer |
As you all arrive at the square, Father Zantus begins his speech, Thanking the townspeople for helping to fund the building of the church...and warning everyone to be safe around the bonfire that will be lit upon the beach shortly.
In the twilight a scream is heard through the crowd, then another, and another... the cruel laughter of high shrieking voices is heard... an eerily jaunty tune is being sung....

Tiberiu Banderosi |

Well, I could try. I DID only have one flagon. :P
Tiberiu, somewhat bored by the speech already, looks around for the source of the strange noises.
"Did you gents hear that? Those strange...sounds?" he asks, uneasily unwinding his scarf from around his neck.
Perception: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0
BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T.

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lol @ Tiberiu. Now that I don't see everyday. A perfect zero.
Perception: 1d20 + 4 - 1 ⇒ (7) + 4 - 1 = 10
"Hick? Something singing? Bad singing or good? People are screaming though.....Must be bad....no really bad singing."
Slaynn still has a silly grin plastered on his face but no tankard in hand as he failed to find anymore.

Qorinae |

Perception 1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (20) + 7 - 1 = 26 Apparently, a little booze opens Qorinae's senses wide.
Laughter, music, everything a festival should have... but somehow, wrong.
Qorinae's eyes scan the square, looking for the source of the wrongness.

Master Dungeoneer |
Uuli and Qorinae hear the words, and the screams grow louder
the two also spot a dog that had lay under a wagon on his side, in a large pool of blood... a goblin licking the bloody blade.
"Goblins chew and Goblins bite,
Goblins cut and Goblins fight,
Stab the dog and cut the horse,
Goblins eat and take by force!"
"A Goblin Raid" someone shouts and the people begin to scatter

Tiberiu Banderosi |

"Ohhhhhh," Tiberiu says, flicking the scarf out so that its hidden razor blades whistle through the air. "THAT's what the noise was..."
Initiative, I assume? 1d20 + 2 - 1 ⇒ (4) + 2 - 1 = 5

Uuli |

Uuli shouts "Goblins!" as he points at the one under the wagon.
Uuli pulls his shield off of his backpack and grips the haft of his battleaxe. He says a quick invocation: "Angradd, help me send these hated foes to see their maker and keep them from troubling the town of SandPoint any longer."
With that, Uuli charges toward the goblins he can see "Warriors with me!".
Are we rolling our own initiative? If so here I am: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

Qorinae |

This is how it begins! Qorinae thinks. Shame I'm half drunk for the beginning of my own legend, but I'll make the best of it.
Initiative? 1d20 + 6 - 1 ⇒ (12) + 6 - 1 = 17
He reaches for his bow, looking for the singer.

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Slaynn giggles. *hick*
Init Roll: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19

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Behold the power of Dwarven Ale. *Hick*
Slaynn - 19
Qorinae - 17
Uuli - 17
Goblin - 14
Tiberiu Banderosi - 5
Slaynn loads a sling stone and lets fly at a gobin!!
Fort save to throw off drunkness: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8 Nope still Drunk.
Drunk Shot. Goblin 1, Goblin 2, Goblin under a wagon?: 1d3 ⇒ 1 Stone away at a goblin coming from the crowd.
Sling: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 211d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Uuli |

Qorinae and I go at the same initiative, so posting now.
Round 1
Uuli charges toward the goblin that started under the wagon. He yells "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" as he charges.
Move of up to 40', if that brings him within melee range of the goblin, he attacks with his battleaxe.
Attack with axe1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 3 + 2 = 21
damage1d8 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

Qorinae |

If necessary, moving just within 30'
Fort save to sober up. 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 7
Qorinae draws his bow and takes aim at the best guess leader of the goblins before the creature has noticed the drunken heroes.
Point Blank Shot Sneak Attack with longbow. 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Damage 1d8 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + (3) + 1 = 5

Master Dungeoneer |
Qorinae and I go at the same initiative, so posting now.
Round 1
Uuli charges toward the goblin that started under the wagon. He yells "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" as he charges.
Move of up to 40', if that brings him within melee range of the goblin, he attacks with his battleaxe.
Attack with axe 1d20 + 3 + 2
damage 1d8+3
The blow easily slashes through the pitiful goblin armor, cleaving through it's fragile ribcage.
If necessary, moving just within 30'
Fort save to sober up. 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 7
Qorinae draws his bow and takes aim at the best guess leader of the goblins before the creature has noticed the drunken heroes.
Point Blank Shot Sneak Attack with longbow. 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Damage 1d8 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + (3) + 1 = 5
Just a note, The fortitude saves to sober up (that I didn't ask for) seem to be absorbing all of you guy's bad rolls.
The shot slams into the third goblin's gut, dropping it instantly.One goblin dead, two grievously injured (0HP)

Tiberiu Banderosi |

Not sure if I'm reading that quite right, but if the other two gobs have lost their turns and are unconscious...
Tiberiu dashes to the closest unconscious (but alive) goblin and places his foot on its chest, kicking its weapon away. He continues to clutch the scarf. "Can anyone hear more?" he calls to the others, straining his ears for the sound himself.
Perception check:1d20 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1
Wow, with rolls like these, who needs enemies? If I misinterpreted and the goblins are still fighting...
Tiberiu charges the nearest goblin with his scarf, whipping it forward, the blades and cloth whistling through the air.
Attack!1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13 Damage:1d6 ⇒ 3

Uuli |

Seeing his foe vanquished, Uuli looks around for more goblins. That is odd, goblins would usually attack in large groups. Seeing only 3 is not what I would expect, he thinks.
Perception1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22

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Free to ignore the Fort saves for drunk. I'm doing it for the sheer fun and hilarity of getting my char in one piece while drunk. Makes for good bragging rights.
Fort save to throw off Drunkness: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13 Still drunk
Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
Slaynn looks around seeking more enemies as he giggles and weaves his way drunkenly through the crowd. Sling in hand, loaded with yet another sling.