| Unalaq |
"Hold up there ogre. We wish to speak with you. Listen to Darin. Most of your hounds still live. We seek information about the nearby fort. We hear there has been trouble."
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (19) + 19 = 38
| Tarinhilliberanavius |
Tarinhil eyes the alarm warily, Wonder if I can disable that... just in case the Ogrekin hears something he doesn't like... He starts looking around for cover he could dart to and from to get an approach to the alarm. I don't think everyone would just wait a minute for me to mix up an extract of invisibility, sadly.
| Tarinhilliberanavius |
Ah. Less worry then.
| Darin the Cheerful |
Listen, I think we got off on a terrible first foot here.
Darin will raise his hands.
So, we can take you back to your dogs and get them patched some more, OK?
| Fernus Stonecall |
"No can do mister ogre. We'd like our lives thank you. Could we recompense in another way for your poor dog?"
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
| Tarinhilliberanavius |
Tarinhil whispers to Unalaq, "Cannibalism.. So I'm assuming he's evil after all?"
| Darin the Cheerful |
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21 Yeesh.
Whoa there - I'm sure we can come to a better solution than eating this cat. Maybe we can get you a nice deer? Or two?
| Unalaq |
"Sure. How about we catch you a deer and you tell us about the rangers and the fort."
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (16) + 19 = 35
| Vincente Valentino Valdemar |
Vinny hasn't released or relaxed on his spear, but he is watching quietly.
| MiniGM |
Tarinhil whispers to Unalaq, "Cannibalism.. So I'm assuming he's evil after all?"
[ooc] isn't it only canabalism if he was eating ogre?[ooc]
Want eat kitty. Stupid kitty always causing trouble, stupid kitty should have died first time. Rufus want new blanket!
| Darin the Cheerful |
We can totally get you a new blanket - even better than a kitty blanket! Kitty fur is actually really scratchy and lots of people have um, sneezes caused by kitty fur. We can get you a really fancy blanket made out of wool! It's soft and warm, and we can back it with deerhide so it won't itch!
| Tarinhilliberanavius |
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Depends what his other half is.
| MiniGM |
We can totally get you a new blanket - even better than a kitty blanket! Kitty fur is actually really scratchy and lots of people have um, sneezes caused by kitty fur. We can get you a really fancy blanket made out of wool! It's soft and warm, and we can back it with deerhide so it won't itch!
You talk lots. Me think your friends want me eat you. Then no more talk much!
| Tarinhilliberanavius |
Tarinhil places a hand over his mouth to stop himself from laughing, Well, it might be nice to have some peace and quiet... Plus, he's probably already well marinated.... But no.
| Unalaq |
Unalaq tries and fails to stifle a chuckle, "He does talk a lot, but no, we don't want you to eat him. No kitty. Deer."
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (4) + 19 = 23
| Fernus Stonecall |
Fernus shuffles with his feet, he could see the clouds on the horizon coming in.
We've got a fight on our hands I think, whatever our most diplomatic friends say. I'll won't provoke any hostilities but I must remain wary.
Readied action to cast a spell if the ogre decides to attack us.
| Darin the Cheerful |
Darin will roll his eyes at his "companions" helpful attitudes.
I offer you a blanket and you say you're going to eat me? OK, where's the ranger. And in the stewpot better not be the right answer.
| Darin the Cheerful |
Sense Motive: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (16) + 13 = 29
Darin sighs.
There was probably a...hmmm, a person like me or like him, he says pointing to Tarin, who was with the kitty. Do you know where that person is?
| Unalaq |
"How about fort? Rengers are the men that come from the fort. Big building. Probably made of stone."
Sense Motive: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
| Tarinhilliberanavius |
Tarinhil steps out of the shadows, shaking his head, muttering in Celestial, "Kind of defeats the purpose of hiding, if you're going to point out where I am... and I doubt that the rangers are small, mutated beings in any case."
He looks up to the Ogrekin and nods, rephrasing the quesiton in Giant, "Not so much like me, but yes, the men from the fort."
| Vincente Valentino Valdemar |
Vinny rushes forward, having been hankering for this from the moment he laid eyes on the creature. Now with a charge, he slams his spear into the ogrekin, driving into it with a powerful attack.
charge and power attack: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33
1d8 + 12 + 3d6 ⇒ (1) + 12 + (1, 2, 3) = 19
Confirm: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (14) + 13 = 27
2d8 + 24 ⇒ (7, 8) + 24 = 39
"Die, you abomination!"
| Fernus Stonecall |
Fernus blasts both Ogres with two magical pebbles each.
Magic Missile +Trip vs Rufus: 2d4 ⇒ (3, 1) = 41d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 32
Magic Missile + Trip vs other ogre: 2d4 ⇒ (1, 1) = 21d20 + 13 ⇒ (13) + 13 = 26
| Unalaq |
Unalaq charges Rufus, racing next to Kibb and slamming the ogre with his club.
Attack: 1d20 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 14 + 2 = 33
Damage: 1d6 + 20 ⇒ (2) + 20 = 22
I don't think these guys are giants so did not include bane damage. If I'm wrong, let me know and I'll add my 2d6.
| Darin the Cheerful |
Darin will also charge, because why not.
Attack (Morningstar): 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (18) + 17 = 35 (+6 from charge, strength surge).
Damage (Morningstar): 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
| MiniGM |
The other ogre cries out Only I get to kill my brother!
He charges poor Fernus who died to hit him with rocks. The charge is so fast that it sets Fernus back on his heels.
1d20 ⇒ 5 for 1d10 + 10 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 10 + (5, 4) = 21 The Ogre hook slams into Fernus causing him to cry out in fear and pain.
GO
| Vincente Valentino Valdemar |
Vinny sees Rufus drop and turns to the other ogre and charges. Thankfully due to positioning, Elorin had left a perfect charge lane for him and he uses the momentum to catch his opponent off guard. "We have to deal with the 'brother', my friends."
Charge and Power attack: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17
1d8 + 12 + 3d6 ⇒ (7) + 12 + (6, 3, 3) = 31
| Tarinhilliberanavius |
Tarinhil winces, I guess halflings don't learn how to dodge giant attacks when they're young... Better get this monster's attention He shouts, "Don't worry. We'll kill you too, then you can play your stupid games in whichever lower plane takes you."
Explosive: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15 Good thing it's v touch
Damage: 5d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 5, 2, 6, 5) + 6 = 30 Also, Ref DC 20 or burn for d6/round