
Vincente Valentino Valdemar |

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24
Vinny rushes into the room and tries to avoid any problems that might be caused by the undead and the ogres by tumbling past.
1d20 + 16 ⇒ (14) + 16 = 30
It will take a double move to get that far, but I should be one step away from both the bed and #1

Darin the Cheerful |

Darin will rush past Unalaq and slap the ogre "3" with his morningstar.
Attack (Morningstar): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31
Attack (Morningstar): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18
Damage (Morningstar): 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (6, 6) + 10 = 22

Tarinhilliberanavius |

So total -8? Ick.
Tarinhil says, "I don't like this...", and flies as quickly as possible into the room.
Acrobatics (Attempt to avoid AoO): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9 Ugh.

MiniGM |

Git off mah land, you wimpy hillbilly ... You is uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits.
I'll throw you in the outhouse, you buck-toothed ugly ass thing ...
The insults get progressively nastier and the noise of heavy feet is heard
The zombie attacks Unalaq 1d20 ⇒ 17 it hits dealing 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

MiniGM |

From the blubbery mass on the bed a ghostly hand reaches out and attempts to touch Vinny
2d20 ⇒ (11, 12) = 23 spell goes off, and the ghostly hand seems to wipe slime on Vinny's face
Vinny make me a fort save of 17
GO

Vincente Valentino Valdemar |

Did she cast? If so, was it defensively? I am in range for Aoo
If no Aoo: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12

Darin the Cheerful |

Attack (Morningstar): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16
Attack (Morningstar): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
In the chance that it hits...
Damage (Morningstar): 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Damage (Morningstar): 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Tarinhilliberanavius |

Tarinhil starts to reach for his bomb reagents, then stops, Let's not waste a bomb on a mirror image... Instead, he draws a flask of Alchemist's Fire and throws, Worst case, I'll burn the bed under her...
Alchie Fire: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (12) + 12 = 24 (v touch)
Direct Hit: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 (or 6 splash)

Unalaq |

Unalaq takes a five foot step and attacks the last zombie ogre.
Attack 1: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (6) + 14 = 20
Damage 1: 1d6 + 20 ⇒ (4) + 20 = 24
Attack 2: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17
Damage 2: 1d6 + 20 ⇒ (6) + 20 = 26

Vincente Valentino Valdemar |

Vinny snarls and flicks his spear to distract the rotund caster.
Improved Feint to make FF: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (14) + 16 = 30
Then drives it into her bubbly flesh.
Power attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22
1d8 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20 If Sneak: 3d6 ⇒ (6, 5, 1) = 12

Darin the Cheerful |

Darin will cheerfully keep swatting away, calling on the strength of his god (via Strength Surge).
Attack (Morningstar): 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26
Attack (Morningstar): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19
Damage (Morningstar): 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Damage (Morningstar): 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

Fernus Stonecall |

Fernus walks into the room and backs away into a corner, then silvery target-seeking pebbles shoot from his hands towards the blubbery mass.
MM damage: 4d4 + 4 ⇒ (3, 2, 2, 1) + 4 = 12
Trip? Probably not prone to trip but let's try: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (4) + 17 = 21

Vincente Valentino Valdemar |

Mini, if you go up, after you asked for the initial fort save, I did roll JUST that, if there was NO Aoo. So I failed the first one. That said, if you want to take that roll you had for the second one...that would be fine...

Tarinhilliberanavius |

How many images remain, Mini? Deciding on using a real bomb or another flask. Also, someone remind me to spend some time in mornings we're going into battle using the hybridization funnel -- keep forgetting to do that and it'd be useful.

Tarinhilliberanavius |

I didn't scroll over far enough. My bad.
Tarinhil pulls out another alchemist's fire and hurls it at the bed, Let's see if we can't burn her this time...
Alchemist's Fire: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17 (v. touch) for 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9 (or 6 splash)

Unalaq |

Unalaq moves over to trap her against the back wall with Darin and tries to hit her with his club.
Attack: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (6) + 16 = 22
Damage: 1d6 + 22 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 22 + (6, 5) = 35
I'm assuming she qualifies as a giant!

Darin the Cheerful |

Attack (Morningstar): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20
Attack (Morningstar): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Damage (Morningstar): 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

MiniGM |

1d2 ⇒ 1 Tarin pops the last image, which then reveals that the blob is actually...blurry...really blurry displaced
2d100 ⇒ (91, 71) = 162 both Unalaq and smack into blubber and a sickening jiggle passes over the entire body
1d20 ⇒ 10 for 1d8 + 12 ⇒ (4) + 12 = 16 1d100 ⇒ 48 Vinny misses as the blur confuses him, while Fernus sends more missiles 4d4 + 4 ⇒ (2, 2, 1, 4) + 4 = 13

Unalaq |

Unalaq is caught off guard when the blubbery woman casts her spell and reaches out to grab his arm. In spite of Tolc's protection, he feels her curse slither past his defenses and wrap itself around his mind. Shaken, he tries to strike her again with his club. His first attack is laughable, but steeling himself, he manages to come back with a strong strike when he hits again.
Will save: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
Attack 1: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (4) + 16 = 20
Miss Chance (Curse): 1d100 ⇒ 29
Miss Chance (Blur): 1d100 ⇒ 11
Damage 1: 1d6 + 22 + 2d6 ⇒ (6) + 22 + (6, 3) = 37
Attack 2: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24
Miss Chance (Curse): 1d100 ⇒ 63
Miss Chance (Blur): 1d100 ⇒ 93
Damage 2: 1d6 + 22 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + 22 + (6, 3) = 34

Vincente Valentino Valdemar |

With another flick of his weapon, he attempts to feint the blob.
1d20 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 19
Power Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26
1d8 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15 Sneak?: 3d6 ⇒ (1, 1, 5) = 7

Unalaq |

"Foul creature. Let's have a look around her lair."
Curse continues till I can get a remove curse or would it only be effective against her?
Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 13

Vincente Valentino Valdemar |

Vinny gives a quick look around the room.
1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17

MiniGM |

potion o f cure moderate wounds, wand
of magic missile (CL 3 rd, 4 4 c h a rg es), wand of ray of
enfeeblement (28 c h a rges), wand o f vampiric tou ch (33
c h a rg es); masterwork quarterstaff,
Spellbook
4th: Bestow Curse, Contagion, D-Door, Animate Dead, Boneshatter
3rd-displacement, fly, ray of exhaustio, slow),
vampiric touch, animate dead (lesser),Malediction, Unliving Rage
2nd-blindness/deafness, false life, ghoul touch,
mirror image, spectral hand, Touch of Bloodletting, Defending Bone
1st-chill touch, grease, mage armor,magic missile,
reduce person, true strike,Repair Undead, Chill Touch
o (light, mage hand, message, open/close, touch of
fatigue, Disrupt Undead, Bleed

Unalaq |

"A few of us were beat up in that fight. One of you should drink the potion. I can use my healing reserves to heal my own wounds."
I'll plan to use a lay on hands unless someone wants to try something else.