Oykiv´s We be goblins too (Inactive)

Game Master Oykiv

Pa Munchmeat´s farm

Farmhouse interior

Initiatives:
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[dice=Rita Initiative]1d20+3[/dice]
[dice=Chuffy Initiative]1d20+8[/dice]
[dice=Mogmurch Initiative]1d20+4[/dice]
[dice=Poog Initiative]1d20+6[/dice]
[dice=Stirges Initiative]1d20+4[/dice][/spoiler


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@Mogmurch I did. Here´s the description
Mogmurch confirms his crit?: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 + 2 = 61d4 ⇒ 1Nope
Last Nord attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 181d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Opening the door Chuffy sees a huge, bloodstained table in the center of a filthy kitchen, to the south lies a heap of furs arranged in the rough approximation of a mattress. The place reeks of rotten meat from numerous poorly executed taxidermy projects that lie scattered around the room, including partially stuffed pigs, birds, bobcats, and even a goblin body with a mass of bloody straw and sticks protruding from its neck instead of a head.

Rita screams for the ogre´s death as she slash him, and Mogmurch hits below the belt, making Pa feel the pain. It´s more than enough for the ogre, who turns into a giant bat and flyes away.

Squealy Nord bites Poog wounding him -4HP before realizing he´s master had flied away and ceases to attack, awaing for something.

On the other side of the house, Chuffy walks a plank to the rooftop of the house, upthere there´s a cupola and two enormous vultures looking at him as if he´s their next meal.

player status:

Rita(-2 HP)
Poog (-11 HP)
Chuffy
Mogmurch(-7 HP) [/b]

initiatives:

Chuffy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23
vultures: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Combat tab
Bold can act

Chuffy
Vultures

Shadow Lodge

Mogmurch Male Goblin Alchemist3 Init +4; hp 21/23 (NL:0); AC 27 (20), touch 19 (17), FF 20 (15), CMD 17 (15)/11; Fort +6, Ref +9 (+7), Will -1 (+0); +2 vs. poison; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 Bombs: 2/5; Acid 3/4; Alch. fire 2/4; CLW 3/3; Conditions: mutagen (Dex), shield

- Don't fly away, you big stinky piece of meat!, - screamed Mogmurch throwing his club into bat, but it hits the window frame and fell back to his legs.
Ranged Atk: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10 1d4 ⇒ 2
Mumbling something incoherent, he drinks the curative elixir.

CLW: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Raging in current round, than healing my wounds and I am ready to do something. Probably, I'll start looting the house for precious stuff

Grand Lodge

Going after the Kazavon's relics.

'What an interesting room' hearing the combat end downstairs and seeing the vultures, chuffy steps inside the room, shutting the door and looks around, calling out to the other goblins "Hey you's goblins come up here and watch Chuffy use spear to burn it all down"

chuffy will go in the room and shut the door and look around, avoiding combat with the vultures, are there stairs in the room going down?

perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14


Usawoti wrote:
chuffy will go in the room and shut the door and look around, avoiding combat with the vultures, are there stairs in the room going down?

There´s no door to be shut, is the rooftop of the house, with a "vulturecote" cupola, but they´re outside. After all their Pa Munchmeat pets.

But you can shout for help, of course


ZEPHYR |Male sylph druid (sky druid) 6 |Init +3; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +9 HP: 51/51 |AC 17, touch 14, flat-footed 14 |Fort +7, Ref +8, Will +11; +4 vs. air or electricity descriptor spells

"Was the ogre a dark bird or was the dark bird an ogre?" Rita asks no one in particular...

Grand Lodge

Going after the Kazavon's relics.
Oykiv wrote:


Opening the door Chuffy sees a huge, bloodstained table in the center of a filthy kitchen, to the south lies a heap of furs arranged in the rough approximation of a mattress. The place reeks of rotten meat from numerous poorly executed taxidermy projects that lie scattered around the room, including partially stuffed pigs, birds, bobcats, and even a goblin body with a mass of bloody straw and sticks protruding from its neck instead of a head.

you said Chuffy opened a door to a taxidermy, that's where he wants to go, his intention is to burn the place down, he will look around first and if there are stairs inside descend them.


I´m mixing the names, sorry.
Mogmurch opened a door to a taxidermy, Chuffy (you) went up, make a perception check to hear the birds, lets say a DC 10. If you hear them you can avoid them.
[ooc]Not sure what you´re asking about the stairs, the house has a structure similar to THIS. Chuffy (you) had already checked what is below the house. All of you fight Pa Munchmeat, and his ogrekin in the base floor (entrance A), there´s an 2nd entrance to the house -> the one wich leads to the vultures in the rooftop, and there´s a floor without obvious entrances (it has windows, but nobody had found any stair or ladder)

I hope this explain the situation

Grand Lodge

Going after the Kazavon's relics.

thanks, sorry about the confusion on my part,
perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

chuffy, heading up the plank to the rooftop of the house hears what he believes is the sound of birds coming from the cupola. Chuffy don't want to play with bird, Chuffy want to play with fire!

stopping short of the roof Chuffy tries to use the Ogre's spear to light the roof of the cabin on fire.

not sure what kind of roll we need to burn a building down.


After killing the ogre and knowing where are the remaining critters, burning the building is just a matter of time. But I would like the other players to say something about it because if any those creatures has anything valuable you are burning it too

Grand Lodge

Going after the Kazavon's relics.

OK, I'm ok with the roof being too wet and him needing to start the fire elsewhere, also the spear, what is keeping the fire on it going? Would he really be able to light a fire with it?

Shadow Lodge

Mogmurch Male Goblin Alchemist3 Init +4; hp 21/23 (NL:0); AC 27 (20), touch 19 (17), FF 20 (15), CMD 17 (15)/11; Fort +6, Ref +9 (+7), Will -1 (+0); +2 vs. poison; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 Bombs: 2/5; Acid 3/4; Alch. fire 2/4; CLW 3/3; Conditions: mutagen (Dex), shield

I am not against burning the building, but I will loot it fast, before first signs of fire. If I find nothing of use, I'll contribute to burning by throwing alchemist fire here and there


ZEPHYR |Male sylph druid (sky druid) 6 |Init +3; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +9 HP: 51/51 |AC 17, touch 14, flat-footed 14 |Fort +7, Ref +8, Will +11; +4 vs. air or electricity descriptor spells

Rita dances around bit after the death of Pa and also begins looting the hut for anything valuable...valuable to a goblin...

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28


Poog, satisfied sees how they had defeated the opgre and save the birdcruncher tribe, and dreams of being the biggest chief who has ever rode a pig, dreams in the mayhem he can make on behalf of Zarongel with a whole tribe of subjects.

Rita and Mogmurch loot the house picking 275 gp, six gourds of fire burping, a cage containing a dead wolverine wearing and amulet, , a sack of straw with a gold needle lost in it, a, badly made, taxidermic dire corby, goblin body with a mass of bloody straw and sticks protruding from its neck and wearing a leadder armor, and lots of taxidermic liquids that they hope are flammable.

They had to stop their ransacking when they smell the smoke and hear Chuffy laughing maniacally. The three run out of the house to see how Chuffy is going with the flamming spear burning all he can to seat the house in FIRE. His little arsonist heart beats wildly with joy.

Two vultures fly away from the fire, and a bearlike creature squeezes between the logs supporting the house, halfburned and desesperate to run away of the fire.

Now its time to make a goblin-barbacue, spread the fire to the dens, or enjoy the fire as you wish

Shadow Lodge

Mogmurch Male Goblin Alchemist3 Init +4; hp 21/23 (NL:0); AC 27 (20), touch 19 (17), FF 20 (15), CMD 17 (15)/11; Fort +6, Ref +9 (+7), Will -1 (+0); +2 vs. poison; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 Bombs: 2/5; Acid 3/4; Alch. fire 2/4; CLW 3/3; Conditions: mutagen (Dex), shield

Things go boom when Mogmurch throws,
Much more fun than using bows.
Sometimes where the boom boom blows
House burns — that’s how it goes.

Mogmurch is very happy of the goblin-fire-festival and he even throws couple of bombs into the mix, just to hear them blow.

Grand Lodge

Going after the Kazavon's relics.

'who cares about being chief when we such a big fire stick' Chuffy dances wildly waiving the burning spear over his head as his friend Mogmurch sings.

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