Oykiv´s We be goblins too (Inactive)

Game Master Oykiv

Hearing words about magic, Mogmurch quickly drunk his mutagen and started moving rapidly, accommodating to a new form.

"Invisible magic?!" - he asked Poog again, - "let's hide and wait while it is gone!"

Dex mutagen consumed, I'll update stat line tomorrow

"<SPITS>! Reta no like stoopid magik....most times magik hurt much...we killing now?" Reta says to the others.

Chuffy shakes his head "Burn place down, then go home! Take chickens and dog teeth for necklace, make bird crunchers jealous!"

Poog touches Rita in a way she doesn´t appreciate, but at least it makes her resist better the fire. And talks about a "media circus", making the other goblins wonder what he´s talking about.
Chuffy loots the woman, picking another gourd of fire burping; a chain shirt too big for him and a morningstar.
Mogmurch decides to drink one of his "special potions" and hide make a roll please

Suddenly, as Rita and Chuffy are discussing what to do, an enormous creature appears at the door. Wat you don my daught´r. It loos you had found
Pa Munchmeat and he doesn´t like how have you been behaving with his family.

Pa wears hide armor made from several firepelt cougars, and an elk skull converted into a mask and helm to make himself look more ferocious. Whether or not the missing antler adds to this visage of ferocity or detracts from it is largely a matter of taste. He also holds a flaming spear which looks small in his hands, but it still as long as two goblins.

Pa perception to see Mogmurch: 1d20 + 8 - 5 ⇒ (7) + 8 - 5 = 10

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Pa is inside the house, he can be seen in the "farmhouse interior" map. I put him also in the general map, over the house, so you can "see" where he his

Poog (-4 HP) To ride Squealy Nord in combat you have to use yor movement action or pass a DC 5 ride check
Chuffy
Mogmurch (-2 HP) Hidden, maybe
Pa Muchmeat
Rita (-2 HP)

oooohhh this is gonna hurt

Ride: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

Poog will dig his heels into the squealing pig's side, and begin to sing:

"Goblins come and burn your hut,
and your daughter, yup, that's what!
Poog is smart beyond belief...
Kills you dead and he be chief!"

Drawing his wand of sound burst (Fort DC 13 or stunned), Poog lets loose a thunderclap. Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 1

We have two gourds and that necklace of fireballs. Let's light him up!

not sure how close Chuffy needs to be to use the gourd, I have moved him up beside the ramp to hit the big bad

chuffy grabs the gourd from the woman's twitching carcass, moving forward he belches the gourd he has in his mouth. "Bbbrrruuuupppp"

fire burp attack: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 2) = 4

@Don´t worry Rita, this scenario comes with a discount in a Raise dead. @Chuffy, it´s a 15ft cone

Pa Munchmeat ears hurt a little, but he easily resist the worst part of the spell. Then Chuffy cames closer to bathe Pa in flames, just to see he´s completely unharmed from the attack Light him up, yes :P

MWAHAHAHA laughs Pa, yu think to stop me? I kill you. I eat you. Your little bodies will be on my fence!!!

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Poog (-4 HP)
Chuffy
Mogmurch (-2 HP) Hidden, possibly
Pa Munchmeat (-1 HP)
Rita (-2 HP)

Mogmurch hides really well. Stealth: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (16) + 17 = 33
- He afraids no fire, - from somewhere outside of his hut, screamed Mogmurch, - but I afraid no ogre.
Saying that goblin threw an acid flask. Atk vs touch: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 10 - 2 = 15 dmg: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

After doing that, Mogmurch tried to hide himself again.

Sniping (stealth): 1d20 + 17 - 20 ⇒ (6) + 17 - 20 = 3

Mogmurch throw an acid flask against the ogre, wounding him a little. Then he tries to hide again as he screams to don´t have fear, which don´t helps much to being unnoticed.

Pa Mogmurch starts chanting and waving his hand, then pointing toward Poog and Squaly Nord and talking in an unknown lenguaje. Poog doesn´t feel himself affected in any way, but Nord starts screaming and jumping, trying to make Poog fall. But Zarongel had blessed Poog´s ride abilities and it´s easy for him to stay over the pig.

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It´s turn two to everybody but Rita. I´ve putted her at the top, so all can post at the same time

Rita (-2 HP)
Poog (-4 HP, can´t make Nord to move)
Chuffy
Mogmurch (-2 HP)
Pa Munchmeat (-4 HP)

Poog's song falters out as he sees the fire have no effect. "... uh oh." he says, biting his lip in trepidation. "Gnah! Charm spell! Grr..."

Okay, let's try a cause fear (DC 13), leaves him shaken even on a successful save if he's within the HD cap so might be able to set up another spell.

Ride: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Spellcraft: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

Poog faces the risk of being over a pig obssesed with make him fall and casts another spell on the ogre. But the creature is too powerfull to be afraid of a mere goblin. No, he isn´t within the cap limit

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Rita (-2 HP)
Poog ineffectually cast a spell on the ogre (-4 HP, Nord is tryinmg to dismount him)
Chuffy
Mogmurch (-2 HP)
Pa Munchmeat (-4 HP)

Chuffy, with three gourds left, chomps another one and belches again"Bbbrrruuuupppp"

fire burp attack: 2d6 ⇒ (1, 6) = 7

Mogmurch drank another potion. Invisible shield appeared around him for a moment and then slowly dissapeared. Goblin started running a support beam on one of the sides, to get closer to big guy for more precised shot.
- He's pants are so wet, that he doesn't burned by fire! - once again described Mogmurch.

Extract of shield

Rita takes her bow out and sends an arrow at the ogre

MWSB: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21...DMG: 1d4 ⇒ 2

"Reta make you full of holes! Show stoopid goblin friends Reta no 'fraid no one!"

Chuffy, thinking if he eructs with enough strengh he could burn Pa, tryes again the gourd trick. And again Pa is unharmed from the attack.
Chuffy drinks one of his extracts to be better protected and runs to help in killing the ogre.
Rita takes her bow and shots the ogre, making a small wound on his skin.

Squealy Nord continues trying to dismount Poog, but the gobling hold is strong and Nord is weakend due starvation. Pa starts chanting and weaving his hand, casting another spell to bring havoc onto the goblins. You can try to break his concentration before he finishes his spell

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Poog, no need of ride checks. You can´t make Nord move as long as he´s charmed, and he has to roll a "trip2 attempt to dismount you

Rita (-2 HP)
Poog (-4 HP, Nord is trying to dismount him)
Chuffy
Mogmurch (-2 HP)
Pa Munchmeat (-6 HP)

Ogre chants and Mogmurch responds throwing another flask of acid
"Stop your magic, biggun!"
Attack: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 10 - 2 = 22 DMG acid: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Rita sends another arrow at the ogre...
SB ATK: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13..DMG: 1d4 ⇒ 3

"Stop singing that horrible song!"

enjoying the sensation of belching fire as much as the idea of burning the ogre, Chuffy, with two gourds left, chomps another one and belches again. "Bbbrrruuuupppp"

fire burp attack: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 2) = 5

Chuffy enjoys the sensation of burping fire, thinking how marvellous it will be if the fire even burn anyone :P
Ritas shot is stopped by Pa´s hide armor and Mogmurch manages to break and acid flask on his chest. But Pa Munchmeat is decided to unleash his magic powers, and a mere wound doesn´t stop him.

Concentration DC 16: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22

Is up to Poog to stop the ogre´ spell

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Rita misses a shot (-2 HP)
Poog (-4 HP, Nord is trying to dismount him)
Chuffy continues burping fire
Mogmurch showers the ogre with acid (-2 HP)
Pa Munchmeat (-10 HP)

"Chuffy! No more fire-fire! Stick him! Plug him with holes!"

Javelin (30ft increment): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Swaying atop his now very unco-operative piglet, Poog hurls his javelin.

If he fails this concentration check from a single point of damage I will have no words for how shocked I am. Right now this and sound burst are my only options, so somebody had best start bringing the pain soon. Or we can regroup and try another assault?

Concentration DC 15: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
Nord trying to dismount Poog: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (16) - 1 = 15
Fall damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4
flamming sphere damage: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 4, 1) = 10

Poog thorws a javelin to Pa Magmurch hitting him in the hand. And, even it´s only a flesh wound, it´s enough to iterrupt their movements and avoid whatever he was conjuring. So be shocked them

But his celebration is short, as squealy Nord take advantage he lost his grip to make him fall to the ground. That´s enuf, shouts the ogre. You die burned Then, before a short chanting, a flamming sphere appears behind him and tries to crash with him. DC 15 reflex save to avoid 10 damage

The leader has fall, long live to the... Nevermind, he´s still alive :P

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Rita(-2 HP)
Poog (-4 HP, prone, burned for 10 damage?)
Chuffy
Mogmurch(-2 HP)
Squaly Nord
Pa Munchmeat (-11 HP)

"What chiefy poog, Chuffy cannot hear you over spuealy Nord squealy noise!" Chuffy chomps his last gourd and belches one last time. "Bbbrrruuuupppp"

fire burp attack: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 2) = 7

Rita Poog and Mogmurch haven´t posted for a time, I´m going to send pms

apologies. the game did not display any updates. thank you for the PM

Rita draws her bow one more time and sends an arrow at the big pinkskin...
SB: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12...DMG: 1d4 ⇒ 4

"Bah this wood is rotten, Poog cursed it! Time for slicy-dicy!"

Mogmurch sent last of his acid flask into the ogre and started to walk the plank to get closer.

Atk: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 10 - 2 = 21 dmg: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Balance: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

Oh! My apologies. I work in learning support, and I've just taken on a full time position setting up a new unit this Wednesday so haven't been able ot check in quite as regularly. Feel free to bot me next time I slow things down but I should be able to check in at least every other day until we wrap things up!

Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Sound Burst (DC 13 Fort or Stunned 1 round): 1d8 ⇒ 4

"OW! You pay for that! Zarongel knock you on boils and visit you with hea-... er, knock you on head and visit you with boils." Poog pauses, clears his throat, before firing his wand from all fours.

Don´t worry life happens and I know very would what that means.

Chuffy continues subbornly bathing the ogre in flames, no matter if he burns or not. rita shots another arrow, but it flyes wild. Mogmurch burn the ogre with acid and come´s closer for reasons unknown to everybody. And Poog rolls away the flame sphere to cast another spell from his wand, this time perseverance pays off and he stuns the ogre!!! I must confess I really doubt this will pay off, but kudos to you

Pa munchmeat can´t do anything but drop his flaming spear and tryes to recover from the stun.Time to stabbing...

Fort save: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

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Rita(-2 HP)
Poog (-4 HP, prone)
Chuffy
Mogmurch(-2 HP)
Squaly Nord
Pa Munchmeat (-22 HP, –2 penalty to AC, and loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any)

'crud, I am out of fire gourds, It was fun playing with fire' sad that he is out of fire, Chuffy wanting to continue playing with fire, seeing the ogre drop his flaming spear, he has a brilliant idea! "Chuffy know! Chuffy play with ogre fire!" Chuffy runs into the house, tumbling past the ogre, picking up the ogre's flaming spear, and prepares to run back out again.

two move actions, the first one, up to 30 ft. he runs in the building, second move action, he will pick up the spear that the ogre dropped.

acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25

After running the support beam, Mogmurch takes a breath-taking jump over, to get into house, to see how Chuffy grabs ogre's spear!

- Hey, chieftain Poog, Chuffy found a lance for you to become a real mounted knight, - he jokes, envious that Chuffy was first.

Ninja-ed by Usawoti! Looks like we both had goblin-like idea for making this ogre even more mad
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9 lost while editing, now returned

Chuffy turning and grinning, calls to Mogmurch, "Chuffy grab fire spear, Moggy stuff boom-boom in Ogre's pants!"

Rita runs up to Pa' and attacks him with her dogslicer...
Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9...DMG: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Chuffy and Mogmurch runs to see how picks the spear first, and Chuffy ends in with a medium flaming spear in its hands. Is Mogmurch going to do anything with his standard action? If not I´ll bot Poog.

Rita run´s at Pa to attack it, but his dogslicer is stopped by the ogre´s armor.

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Rita(-2 HP)
Poog (-4 HP, prone)
Chuffy
Mogmurch(-2 HP)
Squaly Nord
Pa Munchmeat (-22 HP, –2 penalty to AC, and loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any)

Bahahahaha! Even if we die, I'll remember the "Sound Burst and nick the ogre's spear" tactic til the day I die.

Seeing the ogre disarmed, Poog will leap to his feet and cast sun metal on his dogslicer, ready to charge into melee.

With Poog and his flaming dogslicer coming, Mogmurch decided that it is best for him, just to sneak into the house and distract ogre from behind.

Since spear is gone, and I've used only one moveaction to jump, I'll use second one to pass the ogre and take flanking or close to that position

Everybody will remember the stunned and robbed ogre ^^

Poog, forggeting Squely Nord stands up and cast a spell, letting the pig attack him as he stands. But Nord never has been a good combatant and fails his attack

Nor continues stubbornly attacking Poog, and continues failing. Pa munchmeat uses his flaming sphere against Poog, 10 damage, DC 15 reflex save to avoid, before stepping into the house and conjuring a flame in his hand. He, Mogmurch and Chuffy are in the Farmhouse interior map

Nord AoO, vs prone: 1d20 + 1 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 1 + 4 = 151d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Nord attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 41d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
flamming sphere: 3d6 ⇒ (1, 6, 3) = 10

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Rita(-2 HP)
Poog (-4 HP)
Chuffy
Mogmurch(-2 HP)
Squaly Nord
Pa Munchmeat (-22 HP, already used 3 turns of flaming sphere)

Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21 Whew.

Dogslicer Charge: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Confirm: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Crit Damage: 2d4 + 1d4 ⇒ (4, 3) + (2) = 9

Emboldened by his success, or spurred on my the flames at his heels, Poog charges with his magically flaming dogslicer.

- Poog da chief slice real good,
I da ogre's neighborhood,
Chuffy scored sleeping game,
Mogmurch helps him do same again

Rhyming stupid lines, Mogmurch run behind ogre's back and swung his club clumsly to distract ogre's attention, letting Chuffy to land a deadly blow from behind.

If I provoke AoO when running, it's OK. My AC27 or Touch19
Aid Another (+flank): 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 + 2 = 20 Chuffy gets +2 to attack

Rita runs into the hut and tries to slice at Pa one more time...
Doglsicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22..DMG: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

looking at the fire spear, looking back a the ogre, then looking back at the fire spear, Chuffy raises the fire spear over his head and yells, "Chuffy have spear, Chuffy make everything burn!" with that he runs out of the house waving the spear, looking for something to burn!

double move out of the house, he will run around the house to go in another door looking for something to burn.

edit perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17

"Chuffy! Burn Pa! Chuffy! Come back! Chuffy!!!! Burn Pa!!!!

I moved Poog and Rita a little, as Poog looks to have charged through the window.

Poog avoids the flamming sphere and, ignoring Nord, charges foward to attack the ogre. As expected Nord can´t harm its former master, but Poog posesed by and homicidal fury and makes a long cut along Pa´s leg, albeit not burning him at all.

Chuffy runs to the other side of the ogre, which Pa takes vantage of to burn him a little with the flame of his hand -5 HP. And is disapointed to see how Chuffy decides to run out of the house instead of be helped by him.

Chuffy thinks he has heard something moving, but he´s not completely sure.

Rita moves to attack Pa, slicing him one more time, and starts yelling at Chuffy for going away.

Nord continues going after Poog, and continues without helping the ogre at all. But to Poog relief he puts between the flaming sphere and him, so he can´t be burned by it.

But his relief last few moments, as Pa decides it´s time to not cast more spells, and puts his flamming hand on Poog chest to burn him -6 HP

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Rita(-2 HP)
Poog (-10 HP)
Chuffy
Mogmurch(-7 HP)
Squaly Nord
Pa Munchmeat (-33 HP)

According to post Chuffy get's AoO, but result is toward Mogmurch

- Pa, that burns! jumps again, feel Poog's sword hurts

Mogmurch jumped again to swing his club in distraction, but barely made it count. Anyway, there was a door behind his back, so he used an opportunity to open it and look what's there.

Aid Another (Poog +2AC, +flank): 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 + 2 = 10 5ft, attack, open door

Seeing the odd creature under the house Chuffy decides, 'big monster will leave me alone, I have the fire spear.' Chuffy continues running around the house singing. "Me got spear, Me got Spear, Me got spear." as he rounds the house he begins looking for another door so he can go back inside and light the house of fire.

60 ft, double move around the house.

Rita ignores Chuffy after he fled from the ogre and she continues to attack...
Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16..DMG: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

"Chuffy ran away! Chuffy no chief! Chuffy never chief!"

Booting Poog

Mogmurch swings his club to distract the goblin. Rita attacks with her dogslicer, but the lays of armor and hard skin avoids all the damage to Pa. Chuffy continues his run and sees the southern entrance to the house, it take to an upper chamber of the house but, who minds?

Poog continues exchanging blows with the ogre, but neither of them can impact the other. Nord also contributes to the chaotic combat bitting Poog´s armor.

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Rita(-2 HP)
Poog (-10 HP)
Chuffy
Mogmurch(-7 HP)
Squaly Nord
Pa Munchmeat (-33 HP)

Die! Die! Die! Rita screams at Pa as she slices one more time...
Atk: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24..DMG: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

'Fire, Fire, Fire, Fire,' Chuffy runs around the house charging up the ramp into the second floor, singing "Fire, Fire, Fire, Fire" giggling as he looks around.

double move to the second floor, if there is a door he inspects the door for traps, if there is no door he inspects the room

perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20

Mogmurch jumps away to new spot, hoping to angry the big guy with his strike below the belt.

Atk (+flank): 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 + 2 = 24 dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Attack, 5ft step
@GM, you've missed my intent to open door into room west of current location

Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Stepping away, Poog will attempt to staunch his bleeding with his wand.