Oykiv´s We be goblins too (Inactive)

Game Master Oykiv

Con damage is not nice, and I'm pretty sure these things are going to bleed us dry faster than we can kill them. I think it may be time to turn on each other instead, he says, from the safety of the furthest planks. ;)

It´s a good and fun idea ;D You can check you´re equipment to see what is not a weapon but can be used "in a goblin way". Or pick a boot to use it as a improvised weapon, push another goblin away, etc

Poog cries in terror distracting himself and being unable to hit the stirge. Chuffy escapes from one stirge and moves away, moving closer to the other stirge.

Rita, suddenly realizes she´s not grappled and there´s no necesity to escape ;D

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch
Poog 2 con damage, grappled
Rita 2 con damage
Chuffy 3 con damage , grappled
Stirges

Mogmurch stepped back and looked what he had. Goblin found hard-leather boot, he was using as belt pouch. It took him some time to get it off his belt and then he threw boot to a stirge.

Attacking same stirge. I wanna kill him dead
Atk: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22 dmg: 1d2 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1 Same as unarmed, I expect

Rita once again swings a fist at the stirge bothering her...
ATK: 1d20 + 3 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 + 3 = 26..DMG: 1d2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
ATK confirm: 1d20 + 3 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 + 3 = 22..DMG: 1d2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

"DIE MOG! DIE POOG! DIE POOGS FROG! DIE CHUFFY! Rita Bigbad make you squish!" she yells at the stirge

Poog should have hit the stirge last time. Being grappling means less AC for it, so I put the damage on the creature

Rita, furious, steps over the stirge again and again, until it stops moving. And then two more times, just to be sure it´s completely dead.
Mogmurch picks his belt and throws it to the stirge, making a bump on it.

The stirges continue succking goblin blood, with only Rita avoinding it due to not being near anyone.

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch 1 con damage, grappled
Poog 3 con damage, grappled
Rita 2 con damage
Chuffy 4 con damage , grappled
Stirges

Oh great!

Unarmed Strike, Grappled: 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 3 - 2 = 20 1d2 ⇒ 2

"RETA LEAVE POOG'S TOAD OUT OF THIS OR POOG MAKE RETA SORRY!" Poog shouts, managing to pin his stirge to the ground and stomp him good in his fury. "POOG... POOG..." collecting himself, Poog looks at Dogfinder thoughtfully, chewing on the beginnings of an idea.

getting poked again by the birdbugs beak Chuffy growls, "Chuffy hate birdbugs! Want to stomp for real now!" as he slaps at the Stirge knocking it off of his arm where it has attached itself, he then steps back from the creature preparing to stomp it with his big human boots.

standard action, break grapple: escape artist, so -2 for the boots and -4 to dex., 5ft step.

escape artist: 1d20 + 4 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 4 - 2 - 2 = 14
plank: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 10 - 2 = 13 for the 5 ft. step

wasn't Chuffy able to free himself and then with the 5ft. step avoid being re-grappled?

wasn't Chuffy able to free himself and then with the 5ft. step avoid being re-grappled?

Of course, but you didn´t move your token so when I saw the map to check who can be grappled, you were near a stirge. I moved you and I´ll undo the damage

Poog yells at Rita as he smacks a sirge to its death. Meanwhile Chuffy had break free and moved toward Rita with wicked intentions. As every good goblin will have.

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch 1 con damage, grappled
Poog kills a stirge 3 con damage, grappled
Rita 2 con damage
Chuffy 3 con damage
Stirges

- "Damn you, stupid bug", - yelled Mogmurch, trying to break free.

EscArt: 1d20 + 4 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 4 - 2 - 2 = 7

'I really hate these stupid birdbugs with there bloodsucking breaks' Chuffy, his eyes glazed over with hate, forgetting it is just a game, steps back toward the stirge and screaming at the creature attempts to stomp it with the big human boots "Die, suck bird-bug, die!

plank: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 10 - 2 = 19
boots/unarmed attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21 for damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Rita moves along the plank after Chuffy...
Acro: 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 3 - 2 = 2

Mogmurch yells at the stirge hoping it helps to break free. Chuffy unleashes his anger on the stirge, kicking it once more. Rita moves along the plank after Chuffy just to see how her step slips and she falls down. At what is worse, her bridal veil is now full of mud!

One goblin less... Rita had fall and can´t score more points in this game. But she can continue throwing mud, yelling, and trying to hamper every other goblin as she pleases.

[spoiler=stirges]
mantaining grapple against Mogmurch: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
attacking Chuffy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12[/dice]

Mogmurch continue being sucked, Chuffy continues dodging and Poog is far away of any stirge. All have still possibilities to win the game!

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch 2 con damage, grappled
Poog 3 con damage
Rita 2 con damage
Chuffy 3 con damage
Stirges

Chuffy stomps at the stirge again, then seeing Rita fall out of the corner of his eye he steps back pointing and laughing "Rita go splash, look better now ha ha ha!"

boots/unarmed attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9 for damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
plank: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 10 - 2 = 10

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18

Poog leaps across the gap to the next beam, grinning to himself. Standing just clear of the stirges reach, he sets his lucky toad down and tries to usher him forward, nudging him along the plank and into harms way. (I have never felt so Neutral Evil in my life.)

Rita does everything possible to throw mud in Chuffy's eyes...
how does that play out? Just a ranged atk roll?

Rita does everything possible to throw mud in Chuffy's eyes...

how does that play out? Just a ranged atk roll?

It can be, you´re aiming at his eyes, so a diminute target; +4AC, and the armor don´t help at all against this, so touch attack

Chuffy attaks and retreats, but in his hurry to go back he didn´t even check if he hit or not. Poog rushes through the planks, putting his pet frog between him and the stirge for better protection.

Meanwhile Rita is picking mud and looking intensely to Chuffy

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch 2 con damage, grappled
Poog runs and jumps over the planks 3 con damage
Rita 2 con damage
Chuffy attaks and retreats 3 con damage
Stirges

Mogmurch tried as hard as he could to get out of grapple.

EscArt: 1d20 + 4 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 4 - 2 - 2 = 7

hoping that Rita misses Chuffy moves forward again and attacks the stirge again. "Die birdbug die!"

plank: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 10 - 2 = 18
boots/unarmed attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23 for damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Rita mud attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

Rita throws mud to Chuffy, but he´s too nimble to be hit as he runs to the stirge and kicks it. Mogmurch, for his part, is not nimble at all and continue being sucked by his own stirge.

Stirge vs Mogmurch: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

The stirge attacking Mogmurch somehow manages to grapple the plannk! But it don´t tastes good and the stirge quickly frees it.

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch 3 con damage, grappled
Poog 3 con damage
Rita 2 con damage
Chuffy 3 con damage
Stirges

Chuffy continues stomping at the stirge and then jumping back, looking very much like a dancing goblin. "Die, long nosed ugly thing"

boots/unarmed attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 for damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

5 ft step back on plank: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 10 - 2 = 9

Bullrush Toad: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14

Poog shunts his hapless toad closer to harms way.

Poog and his toad seem to have been moved from where I placed them the other day. Have adjusted accordingly. I thought it was just me being scatterbrained but the revision history checks out. So that should leave Dogfinder in range of the stirges. If that changes their actions last round I might amend this post.

If the Stirge attacks my toad Poog will instead try to stomp it while it's distracted: Unarmed Strike: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23 Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 1

Poog, that´s was me thinking you move out of reach. But you were putting your trusty pet as a meatshield!
Also, you can try to confirm your critical

Dogfinder suddenly feels very worried when a stirge looks at him as thinking in a toad-snack.

Chuffy continues dancing with his stirge, walking back and foward, but this time he caouldn step in the stirge´s feet or apendix, or whatever it use to dance

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch 3 con damage, grappled
Poog uses his toad as cannon fodder and prepares to kick the stirge 3 con damage
Rita 2 con damage
Chuffy moves back to safety 3 con damage
Stirges

Confirm: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13 Bonus Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 1

Rita moves closer to where Poog is (if possible) with mud in her hands trying to hit the cleric
Mud Throw: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

"Poog is scared for his toad! Poog loves his toad more than he loves his god! Poog wants to marry his toad. Poog is a toad licker!"

Mogmurch tried hard to get free and finally he could do it. 1d20 + 4 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 4 - 2 - 2 = 16

Chuffy, I moved you back to not attack you by mistake.

Mogmurch breaks free just to realize he´s between two stirges and there´s no safe place. So he has his blood sucked again, but the stirge looks to have drink enough and detaches from him.

Rita throws mud to Poogs face, obscuring his vision. Poog has a -2 to rolls if the sight is necesary, he can clean with a move action

Poog kicks the stirge as it approachs to his pet, and the creature is so confused from what had happened that can´t attach itself to a frightened toad. Dogfinder is still unharmed!

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch 4 con damage
Poog 3 con damage
Rita I´ll ignore your con damage because it will not rise more
Chuffy 3 con damage
Stirges

Readied Attack: 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 3 - 2 = 2
Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2

Poog is incensed by Reta's chiding, and wiping the mud for his eyes, is unable to land a second stomp. "RETA SHUT HER BIG HEAD!"

Rita tries to throw mud at Poogs pet...
Mud throw: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24

"Poogs toad has mud now too! Rita da qween of mud throwing! Poog and toad are muddyface! HAHAHAHAHA!"

'I hate birdbugs, why would birdcrunchers think this is fun. When I am chief I will think up "fun" games for them to play' Chuffy gets an evil look in his eyes and giggles a little as he jumps toward the stige trying to stomp it again. giggles and snorts"first Chuffy kill birdbugs, then chuffy kill boars, then chuffy show Birdcrunchers" more to himself than to the stirges or the audience.

plank: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 10 - 2 = 9
boots/unarmed attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19 for damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

the planks they are walking on are they loose? could Chuffy pick up the one behind him and lay it across to go across to the next plank? Or use it to swat a stirge?

Mogmurch bleeding jumps over the full stirge and tries to kill it with his boots, jumping and kicking around.

Attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13 dmg: 1d2 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

The planks were hammered as they were intended to construct huts with them, but you can pull one out with DC 13 Strengh check. (shake a pole has the same DC and force whoever is over it to pass an DC 9 acrobatics check to not fall)

Poog prepares an attack for when the stirge attacks his pet, meanwhile Reta throws mud at Dogfinder covering it almost completely.

Chuffy moves to kick the stirge as Mogmurch tryes unsuccessfully to jump over a letargic stirge.

One of the stirges grapples poor dogfinder and starts to suck its blood, but the other can´t drink for now, because Chuffy evades it easily.

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch 4 con damage, dogfinder 1 con damage, grappled
Poog 3 con damage
Rita
Chuffy 3 con damage
Stirges

chuffy rolls his eyes as the stirge still lives 'I need to learn to hit harder Chuff stomps at the stirge again. "Chuffy Hate birdbug, Chuffy hate planks, Chuffy hate swamp!" after stomping at the stirge he dances back again.

boots/unarmed attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 for damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
5 ft. stepplank: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (6) + 10 - 2 = 14

"Rita hate Chuffy dancing...! Rita yells at Chuffy and flings mud at him...Mud throw: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16

Stomp: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
1d2 ⇒ 1

Eugh

Busy weekend, sorry. I´ll bot Mogmurch a litle

Mogmurch attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 41d2 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Mogmurch is unable to hit a stirge and dogfinder can´t break free from its stirge and continue being sucked.

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch 4 con damage
Poog 3 con damage, Dogfinder 2 con damage, grappled
Rita
Chuffy 3 con damage
Stirges

did Rita's mud throw hit Chuffy?

Yes, Chuffy has a -2 to rolls unless he sepnd a move action to clean his eyes.

Rita will run over to try and knock Chuffy off the plank...
ATK?: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12 1d2 ⇒ 1

Poog stomps the grappling stirge, narrowly avoiding flattening his toad.

two move actions ;) Rita is in the mud below Chuffy so all she can do from there is throw mud or shake the posts, correct?

"Rita cheater, she no win so she cheater! Chuffy best and Rita knows it so she cheater!" Chuffy wipes the mud off of his face, and jumps out of the oversized human boots, turning and glairing at Rita giving her an evil grin, 'Just you wait, Rita, Just you wait' as he begins to pick up the oversized boot.

Mogmurch was mad. He had two birdbugs near him, one fed and another one hungry. He decided to stay away of the hungry one and keep up beating the other. His strength was terrible, so he couldn't land a powerful blow to crash his stirge once and for all.

Atk: 1d20 + 2 - 1 ⇒ (15) + 2 - 1 = 16 dmg: 1d2 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Is acrobatics needed if I do not move? if it is, than Acrobatics: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 4 - 2 = 12

I haven´t forgotten you guys, but real life sometimes stay in the middle

Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh is completely bored and decides to stop the dare. Wat kin of goblins are those licktoads? They don now to fight well

Dare is over!

Birdcrunchers, we are going to have a pie! With these goblins as our guests!

Then a cacophony of laughs, cheer ups and yells starts. They lead you to the cave, as they approach, the stink of rotten meat and spoiled milk grows. The scent comes from a horrific “pie” that’s been created in a 10-foot-diameter bowl-shaped depression in the rock—the bowl is only 18 inches deep, but filled with a nasty, not-quite-boiling-hot slurry of spoiled milk, mud, swamp water, mashed-up grass, and dead birds. The top is covered over with an incongruously delicious- and flaky-looking pie crust. Several cauldrons of boiling pie filling sit nearby, along with a number of large, dented metal funnels.

Tie them and put them in the pie! All of you are hand and foot tied and put in the boiling mud, along with four eagles. But before that they force you to drink an awful beverage that almost make you vomit, but it makes you feel better too. No more con damage

Final Dare: Bird Pie

You are allowed to carry and use all your equipment.
There´s no map, as you are all in a 10-foot-diameter “bowl”, so you´re all adjacent if you wish.
You obtain points for kill eagles and for going out of the bowl, points for escaping goes in descending order with no points for the last
You are grappled. A successful DC 18 Strength check or DC 22 Escape Artist check is needed to break free of the bonds (or a freed goblin can break another goblin bonds with a standard action and no check)
The pie filling is quite hot, each round a creature remains in the pie, it must succeed at a DC 10 Fortitude save or take 1 point of fire damage.

combat in the pie
Bold can act

Mogmurch
Poog
Eagles
Chuffy
Rita

Fort: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Mogmurch was so glad to get out from the swamp, but being in the pie he liked even less. EscArtist: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22 He squezzed and turned and get free of his bonds. He raised his hands in the air, to ready to crunch those birds.

"Poog stomp MOST Stirges! Poog make best chieftan!" he says, holding his now slightly limp toad aloft in triumph. He drops his toad to snatch at the curative draught, stepping on poor Dogfinder in the process. "Oops! Dogfinder! Why you get underfoot? Why you no move no more, Dogfinder?"

Unarmed Strike Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2 Leaving Dogfinder at -1 and bleeding. Poog seems to have a habit of squashing his lucky Toads, and who am I to go against tradition? :P

"Here. Poog fix you!" Sound Burst damage: 1d8 ⇒ 6 he shouts, pointing a wand at the creature and letting loose a deafening, squelchy thunderclap. "UH OH! THAT WRONG WAND!"

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Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9 22/23 hp
Strength: 1d20 ⇒ 19

Still mourning his toad, a noble creature taken before it's time, Poog finds strength in his grief and bursts his bonds asunder. "POOG IS FREE! THANK ZARONGEL!"

Combat in the pie
Bold can act
combat order actualized so all can post

Poog and Morgmurch break free. Then the eagles, mad due being boiled alive, attack the the goblins but only Chuffy suffers a wound.

Chuffy -2 HP, grappled
Rita grappled
Mogmurch
Poog -1 HP
Eagles, squeezing
Eagle 1 -1 HP
Eagle 2 -1 HP

I´ll resolve in combat order as it can matter; Relfex save against a burning hands is worse if you´re grappled, etc

'Tied up and thrown in this nasty hot water with ugly birds, I don[t like these games' Chuffy is splashing in the water, "Eagles stink, water stink, Rita stink" Chuffy struggles to get loose from the bond.

fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
escape artist: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28

"Rita will get free and save all of you... you see!"
EA: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
FORT: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

"Rita just taking her time!"

Chuffy, tired of so much stink, frees himself. Rita also frees herself, taking her time and promising to save all of you, despite being the last of escape from the bounds.

Combat in the pie
Bold can act

Chuffy escape from the bonds -2 HP
Rita takes her time
Mogmurch
Poog -1 HP
Eagles, squeezing
Eagle 1 -1 HP
Eagle 2 -1 HP

I'm going to choose to take that as a suggestion. :P

Concentration: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Burning Hands (DC 13): 3d4 ⇒ (2, 3, 3) = 8
Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

"WATCH OUT, STOOPIDS! MAKE ROOM FOR ZARONGEL'S GREAT BIG FLAMING WHATSIT!" Raising his hands to the god of fire, and by extension, tasty eagle-goblin pies, Poog tries to burn his way through the crust, singing the eagles in the process.

Poog promises free healing for everybody once he is chief.

Poog recived a messege from Zarongel as I was editing the post

Mogmurch picked a bomb and throwed it to the fray, the bomb goes a little away, but this is enough to blow away two eagles and make some scars in Rita.

Pogg, outraged for being stolen, focus his flames in Mogmurch and the two remaining eagles, cooking the birds and making the alchemist to taste a little of his medicine.

The Birdcrunchers acclaim Poog as their new chief. He is more brave and strong than the previous three chieftains, and surely he will kill the ogre. Or there will be a forth, fith and maybe sixth chieftain

Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh bless Poog as the new chief and crowns him with and let the new chieftain and any subchieftains get to loot the tribe’s treasure chest.

Poog will need to name the subchieftains, which can be all or none of the other goblins. Even without anyone being a subchief, I´ll suggest to spread the loot a little

The newly important Poog and his subchieftains enter in the royal hut. It´s decorated with a profussion of bird´s bones and has a wooden throne in the center with a chest at it´s feet, inside the coffin you can find; our potions of cure moderate wounds, a potion of fire resistance, a wand of lesser restoration (9 charges), a +1 flaming dogslicer, a Small cloak of elvenkind, a bead of force, a necklace of fireballs (type I), and 5 ounces of sovereign glue.

Once you finish picking all the loot, Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh starts to talk: Now you are our chief, Poog. And a chief has his obligations. I, as the spiritual advisor of our tribe, say your first obligation is to challenge and, hopefully, defeat or drive off
the ogre known as Pa Munchmeat. She talks as if repiting the same words she had used before, maybe even to every previous chieftains since the ogre came.

Once you have divided the loot, and Wise Mummy heal you if Poog don´t want, it will be time to meet Pa Mogmurch

"Mogmurch fragged Poog's kill! Mogmurch big killstealing jerk!" he shouts, indignantly. "Zarongel visit you with boils in uncomfortable places..."