Oykiv´s We be goblins too (Inactive)

Game Master Oykiv

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I will adjust her stat line when I get off of work, cant pull up her link from the office

You are the heroes of the Licktoad Tribe, living legends after you triumphed against the terrible goblin cannibal Vorka and recovered many fireworks from her lair. Your tribe used the fireworks to great effect, but one day while you were out scrounging for more fireworks, adventurers came into the swamp and wiped out your tribe. You returned to your home to find it in ruins.

Now homeless, you have decided to travel to the closest tribe of goblins you know about-the Birdcrunchers. Maybe they'll have room for you to join! Only, now that you've arrived in Birdcruncher territory, something seems wrong. The Birdcrunchers appear unusually nervous and frightened, cowering around the entrance to their cave. They aren't even trying to defend their territory. And now, a wrinkled old goblin with bulging eyes is waddling out of the crowd, approaching you. She's obviously some sort of shaman-maybe even the chieftain. If anyone here knows whether or not you can join the tribe, it'd likely be her!

Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh

Well, well! What have we here? Licktoads, by the look of you, and from what I hear, orphans as well, hmm? Looking for a new place to live, I suspect? Well, you might be in luck, because we need new blood. Our own chieftains have been ... lacking ... in chieftainish ways. We've been having problems lately with an ogre and his fire-breathing boars, you see, and any goblins capable of killing the boars and driving off the ogre ... or driving off the boars and killing the ogre ... or ... or whatever-well, they'll not only be welcomed into Birdcruncher territory with open arms. They'll be made chieftains, one and all!

With that, the gathered Birdcruncher goblins suddenly animate into cheers and song. Eager and excited, they surge out of the cave to welcome their saviors, but suddenly freeze as the old woman shrieks out a command for silence. The goblins freeze in place, and she continues in a softer voice. But we can't just assume you're the stuff chieftains are made of. You might just be lucky. No, no ... before we accept you as our saviors and before you'll even have a chance to face off against Pa Munch meat and his pig ... I declare we have a Chieftain Moot!

The gathered goblins erupt into cheers again, and all of you know why- a Chieftain Moot is a day-long festival of games and dares, a tradition among the local tribes when the need to select a new chief arises. Those goblins who want to be considered for the role must endure a number of trials during the moot, and if they survive and win, they earn the respect and support of the rest of the tribe.

Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh barks a few orders, and the Birdcrunchers scurry off to start organizing the moot. Then she introduces herself and invites you into the cave to sit, warm your feet by the fire and tell her your tale.

Like the moot woun´t be prepared before the next day, you have a few hours for brag about how thought you are, tell lies about how many horses you had killed or sing goblin songs!

thanks for the invite! This is really just a dot, I have not played “we be goblins” so whatever Chuffy comes up with will be one big flaming lie! Will you be opening the discussion thread?

Chieftain Chuffy, that sounds really good, Chuffy smiles his best crooked smile at Mummy Sprattleharsh and introduces himself ”Me is Chuffy Lickwound, Me is able to..” Just as he opens his mouth to brag, a large zit pops open on his cheek and begins to ooze down his face like an albino tomato worm crawling out of a large green tomato. Chuffy stops speaking for a moment and licks the pustule off his cheek and continues. SLURP where was Chuffy, Oh yeah Me is Chuffy and me like to stick things and catch things on fire and blow things up…Um…Moot good Idea. Me will think of best lie to tel… me mean song to sing for moot.” sitting down near the fire he picks up a stick and starts poking the fire.

- Heya, heya! - Mogmurch is greeting the other goblins happily, - Me is da Mogmurch the Lonely and I was able to kill a horse with a mighty blade, that our chieftain gave us, but than he said that I am too dangerous for the blade, so he took it back from me. I like eating and drinking and once I was riding the boar, but my friend Poog there, he does it much better.. We'll kill the Munchmunch ogre and will burn his house to ash...
Some bragging never hurt any goblin, so he was very expressive in his description of Fireworks Voyage.

a female goblin with a larger than normal head, even by goblin standards, saunters up to the gathering singing her song
"Rita chop and Rita bite
Rita slay and Rita fight
Rita stab and Rita smite
RITA KILLS IT ALL JUST RIGHT!"
She then joins the gathering and listens to the elders. When it is time to speak she pushes the others away from her. "move yu slakers. Rita here now. No bother Rita or she kill you like a dog. Rita no 'fraid no dog!" she says with her dogslicer out in her hand.
"Me Rita, me tuff, me ruff, me kill weaklings. Me no 'fraid no dogs!"

Poog swells with pride at Mogmurch's praise, pleased that his loud proclamations of his skill at riding are proving a fine substitute to any actual skill in that department. "Reta BIG dogslayer. But Most Mightest Zarongel kills MANY dogs... one... two... six... four... MANY dogs!" he says, somehow puffing himself up even more. He throws his arms wide, raising his arms and addressing the gathered Birdcrunchers.

"ZARONGEL SEND VISION IN FLAMES! POOG BE GREAT-GOD'S CHOSEN! WARRIOR OF FIRE! BORN AMIDST SWAMP AND SMOKE!" he proclaims, igniting two fistfuls of belly-button link with the almighty power of his god, watching his lesser brethren marvel and cower at his presence, as his grin contorts into a grimace as he drops the flaming tinder with a yelp and begins frantically blowing onto his singed palms. Aware of the eyes still apon him, he clasps his hands behind his back and addresses his future subjects once more, blinking back tears. "POOG SHOW BIG DUMB OGRE THAT ZARONGEL IS VERY GREAT! NO NEED FEAR!"

As darkness falls, Wise Mummy brings out the fabled Crunchy Crown of the Birdcruncher Tribe-a crown made out of bird skulls and bones and wings and twigs- and places the it near the bonfire.

Tomorrow we will have a new chief. One who kicks that ugly Munchmeat ogre out of Ravenroost. And.. she pauses several seconds mora that what will be a dramatic pause. This future chief will have the right to loot the Chieftain's treasure chest.

FIRST DARE

The first dare takes place in a valley to the south of the irdcrunchers' cave. The chieftains-in-waiting are led to the center of the valley, blindfolded, and given a short bow and three arrows each (each contestant's arrows have fletching of a different color from those of the other contestants so the arrows can be identified after they're shot). The Birdcrunchers clamber into trees or sit on rocks that ring the valley while Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh explains the rules to the blindfolded contestants: She will release three cages of seagulls over the course of a minute, and the blindfolded goblins must shoot down as many of them as possible.

You must make a Perception check to locate the seagulls, an attack roll with a bow to see if it hits with a d100 due being blinded. 3 roounds
And like you surely miss some arrows, a d20 to see where the arrow lands; over you, on a goblin seeing you shot, who knows.

As Mummy Sprattleharsh brings out the bird-bone crown Chuffy's eyes get big and he wipes a little drool off of his chin, causing one of the pustules on his neck to pop. In his excitement he calls out "That is fine Crunchy Crown will look good on Chuffy, it even rhymes! Jumping to his feat he begins to chant, pumping his fist in the air. " Chuffy Crunchy Crown, Chuffy Crunchy Crown, Chuffy Crunchy Crown."

Realizing that no one else had picked up the cheer he quickly sits back down and continues playing with the fire. Eventually he leans over to a fat, short goblin who had come in to hear Mummy Sprattleharsh's speech and asks, "So's what did happen to old chieftain, Chuffy not afraid him just curious like sneaky dog hating cat."

diplomacy: 1d20 ⇒ 17

As the fat short goblin explains Chuffy's eyes get wide and he swallows hard, then when the little goblin says "handsome" Chuffy looks at him funny "Handsome? Birdcruncher not have to lie, Chuffy not scared, well not too scared, him got sharp knife and like to stick stick stick." Chuffy does his best to keep his knees from shaking as he lies to the little birdcruncher.

the next morning

'the things we do for a new home, couldn't this have waited till the afternoon?' Chuffy, not a morning goblin, grumbles and complains as they head to the valley, as they approach with the blindfolds Chuffy quickly looks around. 'Blind folds? Do any of them have whapping sticks? "Beat the blindfolded new b!@#h" was always a fun game, unless you were the new guy' not seeing any sticks, he takes the bow and arrows and allows himself to be blindfolded.

When Mummy yells "begin" Chuffy listens carefully for a seagull to shoot: turning quickly he fires at the beating of wings.

perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
<50misses concealed: 1d100 ⇒ 18 less than 50 is a miss
attack, shortbow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14 for damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

a couple of questions Oykiv, do we make a perception check for each arrow fired? Are we allowed to gather arrows that are misses? Finally is there anything inherent in the rules that say Chuffy can't pull his blindfold off and cheat?

Rite purposely bumps into the other goblins even with the blindfold on since she is big and bad.
"yu watch, Rita gon win this. Yu all see. Rita bigbad and yu not." She boasts to the others.
since you went low miss Chuffy, Rita will go low miss also
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25
<50% miss: 1d100 ⇒ 87
Shortbow 1: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12
<50% miss: 1d100 ⇒ 72
Shortbow 2: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
<50% miss: 1d100 ⇒ 53
Shortbow 3: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21

without taking the blindfold off Rita exclaims "That is how itsa dun yu slakers!"

After stopping for a moment Chuffy frowns at Rita and keeps firing.

perception: 1d2 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
<50% miss: 1d100 ⇒ 57
shortbow 2:: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

perception: 1d2 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
<50% miss: 1d100 ⇒ 35
shortbow 3:: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

well all in all a rather poor showing, can he fetch his arrows and keeps shooping?

Don't sweat it Chuffy! There'll be more challenges yet if the last adventure is any indication. I'm not sure of the DC on this perception check, will just follow suit and roll for each round.

Stepping up to the plate, Poog boasts loudly. "Zarongel sees through Poog! This be walk in da quagmire!" then lowering his voice to a whisper, uses his three rounds of his speak with animals ability to whisper sharply to his lucky toad. "Psst! Dogfinder! Me no see so good! Point Poog in right direction!"

Dogfinder's Perception, Aid Another: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
Dogfinder's Perception, Aid Another: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Dogfinder's Perception, Aid Another: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Arrow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7 Concealment >50 miss: 1d100 ⇒ 49

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
Arrow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21 Concealment >50 miss: 1d100 ⇒ 20

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Arrow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21 Concealment >50 miss: 1d100 ⇒ 7

Arrow Misfires: 1d20 ⇒ 1 1d20 ⇒ 13 1d20 ⇒ 15

Grinning expectantly and eager to see the results of his expert marksmanship, Poog lifts his blindfold.

"NO CHEATING! NO TOADS!" Rita yells out after hearing Poog tell Dogfinder for help.

Poog pokes his tongue out at Reta. "Plbbbhttttt! Reta just jealous because Poog no touch Reta's girlybits!" he jeers.
"Poog be married to his god."

Chuffy Guffaws out loud at Reta and Poog fussing back and forth at each other. "Bwa ha ha Reta jealous toad sit on Poog's head and pees in Poog's eyes. but Poog not care, him not like Reta, he married to his god, only touches gods girlybits! Ha Ha Ha!

quick with her dogslicer out, Rita stares down the other goblins with her blindfold on "Yus saying my girlybits no gud fer no god or no toad...Yu saying that? My bits gud for toad and god." she threatens with her dogslicer waving the knife in the air directly opposite of where the other goblins are...

Mogmurch is glad to participate in this thing, but dissapointed, because he is not as good with a bow. He makes a fun of him during first shot.
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Atk: 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 6 - 4 = 6 Dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 3
Concealment (1..50 miss): 1d100 ⇒ 8

Second shot is much better, at least the arrow dissapears somewhere.
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Atk: 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 6 - 4 = 18 Dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 6
Concealment (1..50 miss): 1d100 ⇒ 23

Unable to understand, where the bird is because of the common noise, he drops his bow, takes one of his bombs and hurls that one into the air, trying to guess the correct direction.
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Atk: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26 Dmg: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 2) + 2 = 7
Concealment (1..50 miss): 1d100 ⇒ 16

"Poog farted again....he stinky" Rita says after the bomb explodes...

Usawoti/Chuffy: Arrows and bows have been given for the dare, you don´t lost any but they expect to be given back. You can try to cheat, but there´s the whole tribe seeing you. So cheat in a way they don´t realize, or they will approve!.

Here goes a wall of text

Chuffy gives a good show, his first arrow passes near a goblin, who started to yell cuffy just to see another arrow flying toward him, so he jumps to the ground to the laugh and amusement of the surrounding goblins. But the third arrow, that´s a shot worth of a chiefhood: The arrow impacts in a metallic bucket to bounce upward skewering through a seagull. The arrow flyes wild to never be seen again, but the dead seagull falls over another one, breaking his wings and making it fall to the ground.

Weldon Chuffy. Applauds Mummy Sprattleharsh, What a shot! And it serve us for the next test. Then she hands the still living seagull to a goblin, who runs away with it.

Retaa does a good job hitting the seagulls with two shots and no killing any goblin with the failed one. There are some applauses and cheers, but the goblin audience is more enthusiastic with Chuffy, for now.

Dogslicer says Croac and his wise words inspire Poog to shot towards the seagulls in the first two arrows. The first fails by much, and its rewarded with
jeers and insults. The second one impact in a seagull earning shome cheers. In the last one Poog can´t hear his trusty Dogfinder due to Reeta yell´s. So he turns to her and shots, usually Reeta will take that as a challenge, but she´s too occupied in claiming her girlybits are good for gods, toads and vermin in general and didn´t even notice the incoming arrow.

Mogmurch shots backwards before realizing the seagulls are in the other side, but results in some laughs. The second shot goes toward the birds, but being blinded affects his aim and he hits in an goblin ear. Making him yell in pain and everybody laugh at his cost. Bored of such a shabby weapon, Mogmurch drops the bow and picks one of his bombs as he removes his blindfold. All the tribe start to complain until a BUMMM is heard and seagull parts rains over everybody, for delight of everygoblin.

And the end of the dare almost everybody is going to talk with Chuffy, to know who he can shot so well. The goblins with more scars go to talk Reeta and congratulate her for being a decent archer, for a girl. But with good girlybits, for a girl of course.
Mopgmuurch and Poog also had some followers, not as many as the other Licktoads, but enough to be clear the goblin tribe wants one of you as a chief. Better you than then

In a few hours the next dare. Feel free to brag, fight, or wonder how are they going to use a living seagull

Basking in the limelight Chuffy smiles as the goblins congratulate, wiping the puss off of his face, when goblins slapping him on the back make his pustules pop. Lying through his teeth he tells his adoring fans, "Chuffy natural archer, Chuffy so good him uses hand crossbow so he not make show off fighters like Reeta looks bad. She is sensitive about being second best shooter."

As he continues lying they have a way of becoming even more unbelievable. "Chuffy even help teach Mogmurch to shoot and to throw bombs, too! Chuffy show all them all that stuff."

He thinks for a moment, "Except Poog, Chuffy not teach Poog how to let toad pee on his head, Poog figured that out on his own."

He follows along after the crowd thinking too himself, ' Chuffy's Crunchy Crown, Chuffy's Crunchy Crown, Chuffy's Crunchy Crown'

bluff #1: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
bluff #2: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
the third statement wasn't a bluff, he really didn't teach Poog how to let the toad pee on his head.

"Chuffy-butt cheated! and the toad cheated! and the bombs cheated!. Rita only one no cheat. Bird want die so bird jumped in front of Chuffy cheating arrow. Rita win next task anyways."

Second Dare: Stirge Swamp Stomp

The second dare takes the contestants and the crowd to the west, where a particularly low valley has subsided into a permanent swamp of nasty standing water. A failed attempt by the Birdcrunchers to build a bunch of huts on stilts left behind a haphazard arrangement of wobbly posts protruding from the boggy ground. The goblins have laid wooden planks across several of these posts, creating narrow bridges that stand 10 feet off the ground.

Wise Mummy shows a thunderstone in her hand. When I make BUMM you should run to the stirges and kill them with those boots She point several human sized-boots, surely the remainings of previous raids because all of them are damaged, and a few of them don´t have their pair. Yu don´t explode our swanp. You´ll don´t have more weapons than the boots. A great chief can fight with everything!

Several goblins go toward you to pick yours bows, bombs, weapons and Poog holy symbol.

You are supposed to kill te stirges with your mighty boots, not with fireballs, but if someone want to try to hide something just roll for it

Combat order
Bold can act

Chuffy
Stirges If Chuffy is not at 5ft of any of them they can´t act, so the next can post
Mogmurch
Poog
Rita

Chuffy listens to Mummy carefully, smiling when she shows the thunderstone. His ego having gone to his head, he goes over and finds the biggest clunkiest boots he can, smiling at the other goblins he says; "Chuffy take biggest baddest boots, show how new chief stomp stuff!"

Putting on the big clunky boots he returned to the starting line and when Mummy threw down the thunderstone with the promised accompanying BUMM Chuffy took off running straight for the planks in front of him. Tearing across the first plank, onto the second, wanting to show off a little he jumps over the first stirge landing on the third plank on the other side of the stirge.

move speed 25: a double move, and tumbling through the stirges square, touching three planks so four rolls, right?

first plank: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 10 - 2 = 21
tumble through enemies space: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (18) + 10 - 2 = 26
second plank: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 10 - 2 = 28
third plank: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 10 - 2 = 11

so does he fall because he rolled a 3?

I'll post here, just not to raise delays further

Mogmurch rushed to the longest plank, but it was not to sturdy and started wobbling under his steps.
Acrobatics (boots): 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 4 - 2 = 6

Just to confirm, you fall only if you roll less than 5 or if result is less than 5?

Rita moves in the clanky boots towards the same plank Lickwound went to...
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 3 - 2 = 12

You fall is the result is 5 or less.

stirge attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 221 = 1

The goblins started moving toward the stirges, chuffy rushes foward past a stirge, but this means his in reach from one stirge, which promptly attachs him and starts sucking his blood.

Combat order
Bold can act

Poog
Rita moves toward a plank
Chuffy 1 con damage, grappled
Stirges
Mogmurch

I´m changing the combat order as you act. Also I´ll resolve the actions in order, because a little PVP is allowed and order can matter (just make it more fun than lethal).

chuffy freaks out a little when after his dazzling display the stirge has the gall to attack him, screaming at the blood sucker Get off Chuffy bird bug! he then begins to swat at the creature to knock it loose.

standard action, break grapple: escape artist, so -2 for the boots and -4 to dex (so -2 to dex. bonus) for being grappled, correct?

escape artist: 1d20 + 4 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 4 - 2 - 2 = 1 well crap

Poog seems aghast at the Wise Mummy's blasphemous suggestion that Poog DOESN'T use fire. Indignant, Poog holds his head high, taking a tentative step onto the post, and finding it too rickety for his liking, he instead creates a ball of conjured flame, and punts it toward the nearest stirge. "Poog no need weapons or stinky boot. Poog use great burning boot of his god!" Strictly speaking Poog HASN'T had his wand of fireballs taken off of him, but that amount of overkill would likely result in his being disqualified.

Move toward plank
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 - 2 = 5 No movement
Fire Bolt Domain Power (touch): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17 Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Yeah, no overkill. That´s why the rules are for. Buuuut, there´s no reason for your fire bolt to not work. And all the goblins are arsonist at heart, so how can blame you for a little fire?

Poog asks his good for a burning foot, and his good answer with what looks more like a fire bolt hitting a stirge to toast it really good. Don´t know wich stirge are you shooting at, so please Poog remove one

Chuffy yells at the stirge and tries to break free but, somehow he ends much more tightly grappled and with less blood.

stirge maintaining grapple: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch
Poog
Rita
Chuffy 2 con damage, grappled
Stirges

Tried to draw a target for that purpose. Have removed a stirge.

Running Jump (DC 10): 1d20 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 - 2 = 14
Cast Defensively (DC 17): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Burning Hands (DC 13): 3d4 ⇒ (2, 4, 3) = 9

Edit: Balance: 1d20 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 - 2 = 8 whew

Backing up a little, Poog takes a great running leap, just barely landing on the opposite plank. Rubbing his hands together, he lets loose a flashy curtain of flame. Relying on fire bolts exclusively will probably trivialise this encounter, so I'm going to limit my spell/SLA use from here on out and try to keep making these acrobatics rolls. Happy Thanksgiving from down under, for those celebrating!

Mogmurch moved forward, balancing on a plank to get some speed and then jumped to the plank, where two stirges were sitting. After that he immediately punched one of those with his boot.
Acrobatics (balance): 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 4 - 2 = 12
Acrobatics (jump): 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 4 - 2 = 14
Provoke AoO Atk: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13 dmg: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Rita moves towards Chuffy to swipe at the stirge on him
ATK: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5DMG: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Acro to move along the plank: 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 3 - 2 = 17

'oh crap, oh crap, oh crap' Chuffy relieved that Rita is attacking the birdbug instead of him but still distressed that it is hurting him yells at the birdbug. "Get off Chuffy, Now!" he continues swatting at it with his hands.

standard action, break grapple: escape artist, so -2 for the boots and -4 to dex.

escape artist: 1d20 + 4 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 4 - 2 - 2 = 11

Several goblins go toward you to pick yours bows, bombs, weapons and Poog holy symbol.

No spells Poog ;D

Mogmurch walks the plank like a professional and jumps near a stirge to kick it with so few strengh the creature is unsure if it´s being hit or not. No AoO, they´re tiny so unless you put voluntary in its square it can´t reach you

Rita goes to "help" Chuffy, what clearly means wait until the stirge had finished with him before attack as well as she know. But she does so cunningly taht looks even unintentional. Unfortunately for her, Chuffy is able to get free this time so her plan is malogred.

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch kicks one stirge for little damage
Poog He can mantain an actions he want save the spell
Rita moves near a stirge but can´t hit it.
Chuffy frees himself 2 con damage.
Stirges

Poog can't channel without his holy symbol, but can still cast spells insofar as I can tell? Let's assume you nabbed my component pouch as well, though. :)

Unarmed Strike: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2

You´re right, but you catch the idea ;D

Poogs jump neaar a stirge and barely maintain his balance over the plank, then he quickly kicks the stirge, but not hard enough to kill it.

The stirge who lost his meal quickly founds a new one, and attaches Rita to slurp more goblin blood. Poog is more fortunate than Rita, and evades his own stirge.

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch
Poog
Rita 1 con damage, grappled
Chuffy 2 con damage
Stirges

Stomp: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11 Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 1

"Take that, nasty bug! Poog grind you under his heel like Poogs authoritarian forefathers!"

"GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!" Rita yells at the stirge and tries to free herself..
Escape CMB: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17

seeing that Rita appears to free herself Chuffy takes the opportunity to flank and attack the stirge as it is focused on Rita. "Chuffy stomp it for Rita!"

plank: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 10 - 2 = 19
Attack:unarmed: flank attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 for damage: 1d3 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) - 1 + (5, 4) = 9

Mogmurch meanwhile balanced on a plank: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (6) + 4 - 2 = 8 and tried to kill his own stirge with boot: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20 dmg: 1d2 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Poog isn´t at the height of his forefathers and the stirge escapes unharmed.
Rita breaks free and sees how Chuffy fails to hit their stirge. By the way Chuffy, you can´t flank with Rita; she´s unarmed
Mogmurch hit´s his own stirge, but the damage is not enough to kill it.

Rita and Mogmurch evades their stirges, but Poog can´t do the same and he´s grappled and bloodsucked.

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch
Poog 1 con damage, grappled
Rita 1 con damage
Chuffy 2 con damage
Stirges

Unarmed Strike (Grappled): 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 3 - 2 = 8
Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 1

"EEP! Poog like Poog's blood where it is!" he says, flailing ineffectually.

didn't know that about flanking when unarmed, thanks.

chuffy smiles at Rita, shrugging his shoulders "Chuffy tried." he then turns and attacks the stirge behind him with his boots.

plank: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 10 - 2 = 22
Attack: boots/unarmed attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24 for damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Rita continues to attack the stirge to her front ATK: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 4 - 2 = 15..DMG: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

"DIE!DIE!DIE!"

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 4 - 2 = 6
- This is not fun, - Mogmurch felt himself not as well without his usual weapons. Spending all his effort to keep balancing the plank, he stayed away from both stirges.

Rita, unarmed strickes are finessable, also you should do only 1d2 damage
Mogmurch, you don´t need to check acrobatics to stay where you are, so you could attack the sirge. I´ll consider you go full defense this round and the stirge failed, and you can attack next turn

Poog tries kick the stirge to defend his blood, but he fails. Chuffy let alone Rita and goes to kill his own stirge, kicking it as hard as he can. Rita continues attacking his own stirge and kicks it. with finesse Mogmurch continues trying to walk through the plank.

The stirges sucks Reta, Chuffy and Poog blood, grappling them. The stirge attacking Reta detaches itself after sucking her and tries to move away, but being tied it can´t go far away.

Combat order
Bold can act

Mogmurch
Poog 2 con damage, grappled
Rita 2 con damage
Chuffy 3 con damage , grappled
Stirges

Unarmed Strike: 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 3 - 2 = 15
Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 1

Crying out in terror, Poog bats at the Stirge once more.

Con damage is not nice, and I'm pretty sure these things are going to bleed us dry faster than we can kill them. I think it may be time to turn on each other instead, he says, from the safety of the furthest planks. ;)

getting poked again by the birdbugs beak Chuffy growls, "Chuffy hate birdbugs! Want to stomp for real now!" as he slaps at the Stirge knocking it off of his arm where it has attached itself, he then steps back from the creature preparing to stomp it with his big human boots.

standard action, break grapple: escape artist, so -2 for the boots and -4 to dex., 5ft step.

escape artist: 1d20 + 4 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 4 - 2 - 2 = 14
plank: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 10 - 2 = 13 for the 5 ft. step

Rita tries to escape the stirges grasp

Escape CMB: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

and fails miserably all the while flailing her arms wildly in her futile attempt to get the fould pest off her body...