
Aldous Mathis |

Sorry, I was purely waiting for Enya on that one, since I knew nothing else was going to work out.
Aldous walks into the hut to look at the dead body. Judging purely off of the smell, he wonders how long it might have been dead for.
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Cuddles |

Cuddles trudges into the shack with Aldous. His eyes dart around in search for any more bug swarms through drenched hair. Generally, he looks very much worse for his experiences of late. So far this island has rewarded his love with nothing but pain. There have been many wonderful hugs, but cuddles can feel that he is ready to drop.

Your Benevolent Dictator |

The body is hanging from the topmost rafter. Judging by the Chelish hangman's collar around his neck and the kicked-over stool, he appears to have committed suicide.
Among the furnishings in the lodge are the following:
Leather Armor x1
Spear x6
Chelish Courtier's Outfit x8 (worth 30gp apiece)
Silver ring of swimming
5 lb of Pepper (worth 10gp total)
Silver Tankard (worth 30gp)
Silver Locket depicting a beautiful blonde woman (worth 45gp)

Aldous Mathis |

"My goodness, he did have a lot of swag, didn't he. Though...are these male outfits? Or do they remind you of some we have seen recently?"
He begins gathering things, trying to get everything bound up as tightly as he can.

Aldous Mathis |

"We are to be pirates. The more swag we return with, the better off our time on board will be. For as long as it is."

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Moving things along...
While Cuddles and Aldous are looting the cabin, Alain checks out the telescope. While rather weather-beaten, it should still fetch a pretty penny (750gp to be exact). More importantly, however, when Alain glances through it, he sees that it's pointed toward a cove a few miles away. As chance would have it, several of those octo-goblins are cavorting in the surf. One's wearing a tricorn hat that looks very familiar....

Aldous Mathis |

Aldous takes a look, then stands back up and shakes his head. "That's not good. But at least we know where she is. Hopefully we can find a way down there."

Your Benevolent Dictator |

You head through the swamps for several hours before reaching the place seen in the telescope. The octo-goblins are long gone. Unfortunately, the only entrance is at the bottom of a 80ft cliff. There's ocean down there, and you don't see any rocks, but it's still a long way down. Fortunately, it's low tide, so you won't have to swim once you reach the bottom. As you're debating the merits of jumping vs. climbing, a half-dozen Stirges attack!
Combat begin
Your turns

Cuddles |

For some reason or another that he could be we quite pin down, Cuddles didn't like cuddling insects. They were hard, sometimes fuzzy, and generally never got the point of a good squeeze. So this time he roars and charges the nearest one.
attack: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 7 + 2 = 29
damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
crit confirm: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 7 + 2 = 11
crit damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Aldous Mathis |

"Lovely, just lovely. Bugs."
With a quick movement, he pulls out his whip and cracks it at one of the bugs.
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
1d4 ⇒ 4

Tao Sheng ANPC |

Tao steps forward, aiming at one of the small creatures, "Some of the smallest things sting the strongest."
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
2d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 1) + 6 = 9
"And sometimes...they are the hardest to hit."

Your Benevolent Dictator |

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
4d100 ⇒ (23, 99, 87, 87) = 296
Cuddles charges up and splatters one of the stirges, but the rest easily evade Aldous/Tao's blows. Alain begins casting his spell. The five remaining insects attempt to latch onto everyone, and the majority of them succeed (each of you has one stirge on you and takes 1pt CON damage).
New Round
Alain completes his spell. Aiming it carefully, he's able to put three of the stirges to sleep. Tao still has a bug on him, and there's one additional insect preparing to feast on Cuddles.
Your turns

Aldous Mathis |

Drawing his dagger, he slashes at the stirge that is attached to Tao.
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
1d4 ⇒ 2
"Get off you dirty little freak..."

Tao Sheng ANPC |

Tao does the same, drawing his own dagger as he drops the big sword, viewing it as unwieldy in the situation, then slashes at the creature.
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
1d4 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Cuddles |

Cuddles looks around. WHO GOTS ROPE?
Assuming at least 80 feet of rope are produced including his 50'
Cuddles ties the ropes together and secures them to the top of the hole. He stands by in case the rope gives way and motions his comrades down the hole.
Prof:sailor to tie knots: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
He waits for his friends to finish climbing before releasing the rope, securing it to himself (because that much falling rope is dangerous) and climbing down the hole
Climb: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27

Aldous Mathis |

Looking down he shakes his head, "I do not like this...at all. We need to get down there, but this is not going to be easy."