Heathy's Saltmarsh Campaign, II

Game Master Heathansson


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Altai Iscarni wrote:
Nice map! Oh, and you have Cleave...

Yah thanks, I guess that guy at F11 was already fireballed and is probably dead meat so one more attack.

Stig cleaves on H13: 1d20+8=23, 2d8+16=21


<Tenser runs to E6 to sniff the dog's ass.>


Hopefully G9, F11, and H13 are toast.

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Male Human Rogue 14

Spot: 12+1 = 13.

Beldan starts to feel a bit better, and looks up, preparing to act. But his eyes widen and he slumps back down again.

“Great,” he mutters. “The little green man’s gone, but now I can see a dandy version of Gittik flying through the air…”


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Oh, yeah....Oso and Bushytoe; spot 10

Spoiler:
in the canoe, heroes are coming aboard. One of them is a hobbit, with unkempt mane and made of fierce stuff; other than that he is the spitting image of the halfling bard who even now flies in the air.

Stiggy the (now) giant dwarf hews mightily three times with his axe, and three foes fall, split in half each like kindling, their sap slicks the boards of Capm Quorkus' grand ship.


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Also; Bushytoe--the two fighting guys from the dream had to be Orcus and Graz'zt. The queen, though; there's lotsa queens that that could be.
And you don't recognize the mountain or the two prior gods mentioned, or the queen; Oso would...it's parta his peoples' interpretations and/or experience with the Kelanen mysteries.


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Quorkis to Stiggy:
"Permission to come aboard granted, ye uncouth, beautiful fatherless tit!!!"


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Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

move to c7

"Pip give us dur juice man!"


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M Halfling Barbarian 10

Gittik looks around and sees Stiggy laying waste. He then spots the giant lizardman and yells, "Me kill you, big lizard! Me bring back head for Jane, she stuff and put over fire! Me bring you death, big lizard! You ready to be boot!?"

Climb up to H12 and then move to G16.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip launches himself into the air as Oso casts his spell. He starts hovering over the ship and strikes a few martial cords on his battered guitar.

doing an Inspire courage ballad.

He looks over at the approaching boat.

Spot: 1d20+4=9

A sudden distration draws his gaze back to the melee.


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On the poop deck, the four lizardmen up there move to b5, c4, d4, and g4, attacking the captain and his crewmen. The crewman at c5 dies by two of them pummeling him.
The red lizardman at a9 moves to c7 and claws Oso; the claw does 12 in damage and is envenomed; d.c. 15 fort save for Oso or he takes 3 strength damage.
The other 3 red lizardmen move to g9, f10, and g12 and claw at Stiggy.
One hits; stiggy takes 10 h.p. in damage; d.c. 15 fort save or 1 str damage.
*STIGGY HAS AN AOO*

The lizardman at d8 kills the crewman at c9.

The big lizardman brings down his club twice on Gittik, hits once;
Gittik takes 25 h.p. in damage.

The canoe is.....capsized suddenly.
Everybody in there is now upended into the muddy water.

spot d.c. 10

Spoiler:
there's this bigass mottled greenish/grayish skinned giant in the water; he capsized the canoe.

Your Attacks!


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There's this flying hobbit playing flamenco Battery by Metallica above the battle scene...


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan-Hawk circles the battered freighter, eyeing the flying dandy-fied Gittik with a keen eye, but realizing that he is most likely not with the lizardmen as he begins strumming his instrument. HE is about to dive to the deck and see if he can help the injured crew members when his keen avian eyesight sees the canoe suddenly tip over! Mentally berating his fellow teammates for being clumsy-@$$, he is nonetheless puzzled, as he didn't see any of them doing anything stupid.

He screeches again in his peculiar warbling with strange echoing overtones, and a small black thunderhead forms over the boat,...

SPOT: 1d20+11=30, To Hit: 1d20+6=15, Electrical Dmg: 3d6=8

Elgan-Hawks Keen eyes pick up the shape of a green head in the water, and he decides that his swimming companions need the most help. A stroke of lightning flies from the small thunderhead, passing the flying hobniz, and strikes the swimming green-skinned creature as it pokes it's head up to take a look,... Wouldn't want to fry my buddies by mistake! ;P


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Dang elves....always thinking everybody's all clumsy...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Spot rolls 4+1=5, 11+1=12 - I still don't see the flying halfling, but I do see the thing in the water.

Oh crap... Altai threads water for a moment while casting a spell. Then, liberated from the laws of gravity, he soars upwards, a wake of muddy water trailing through the air behind him.

Casting Fly and then getting out of the water. I'm at K14, 20' above the water level. Does our new enemy have a location?


Male human/lizardfolk form Paragon 3 /Evoker 3 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---15096XP

Formidia Mutacaseur! Riese turns into a lizardman and swims 20 feet away from the capsized boat and giant.


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Altai Iscarni wrote:

Spot rolls 4+1=5, 11+1=12 - I still don't see the flying halfling, but I do see the thing in the water.

Oh crap... Altai threads water for a moment while casting a spell. Then, liberated from the laws of gravity, he soars upwards, a wake of muddy water trailing through the air behind him.

Casting Fly and then getting out of the water. I'm at K14, 20' above the water level. Does our new enemy have a location?

spot d.c. 27...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Gotta roll, lessee... 26 on my d20 to make that. Not so much.

"It's... down there somewhere! The, um, green thing!"


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He's a slick bastard. He's using the swamp to his advantage...

uh oh...I just had an inspiration.....thanks, Nick Logue; this might be my ode to Deliverance.....or not.


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Heh heh....Bushytoe in a banjo duel with.....hmmm....


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Do you get to Cleave on AoOs? Could be useful for Stig.

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
uh oh...I just had an inspiration.....thanks, Nick Logue; this might be my ode to Deliverance.....or not.

"Squeal like a pig!"


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I don't think so.
However, it says that you can use "cleave" once per round anyway, so it's 6 of one one half dozen of another; it doesn't kick up any net benefit since he only gets one cleave per round.

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Male Dworc (half-dwarf/half-orc) Monk4/Barbarian2/Rogue2/Jack-of-all-Trades2/Master of None2/Quasi-diety2
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

I don't think so.

However, it says that you can use "cleave" once per round anyway, so it's 6 of one one half dozen of another; it doesn't kick up any net benefit since he only gets one cleave per round.

Actually it says in the SRD "If you deal a creature enough damage to make it drop" which would imply that it would work in any situation where you do damage with a weapon, like an AoO, but as you said, only once per round which he already did, so he couldn't do it now anyhow.


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Yeah, I think you're right, fakey.

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Male Dworc (half-dwarf/half-orc) Monk4/Barbarian2/Rogue2/Jack-of-all-Trades2/Master of None2/Quasi-diety2
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Yeah, I think you're right, fakey.

Of course I am. Me am smart!;P


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YEEEEEEEEEEAH!


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Oso moves back a pace nearer the sailors.

"Prince protect us!" and casts Magic Circle vs Evil. He raises the bastard sword and waves it at the red skinned lizard.

"Dance man dance."

Fort save 5+8=13. Net +1 Strength at the moment.


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Oso, make a concentration check, as the red lizard is in melee range...


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


*STIGGY HAS AN AOO*

AoO: 1d20+13=24, 2d8+6=17

Fort save: 1d20+10=17


Heathy Oso was at C7 and you put a red liz on him. I put the lizard at 8 instead. Oso took a 5 footer toward the surviving sailors. I put him at D7.

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Put Pip and Elgan where-ever.


Male human/lizardfolk form Paragon 3 /Evoker 3 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---15096XP
Oso Legumbe wrote:

Oso moves back a pace nearer the sailors.

"Prince protect us!"

?!?!?!?!!? Dig if you will, the picture....of you and I engaged in a kiss. The sweat of you body covers me. Can you my darling, can you picture this?.

You'll fit in just fine!


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The Mapper wrote:
Heathy OSO was at C7 and you put a red liz on him. I adjusted. He took a 5 footer toward the surviving sailors. I put him at D7.

That'll work...


I await the results of the AoO then I'll start chopping again.


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Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


*STIGGY HAS AN AOO*

AoO: 1d20+13=24, 2d8+6=17

Fort save: 1d20+10=17

Stigg's aoo hooms the lizardman at g9. He falls after having been burnt hard twice, then giant bashed.

There's two on him still at f10 and g12, and it's Stiggy's attack...


2H PA on G12: 1d20+8=9, 2d8+16=20

miss!

Normal attack on F10: 1d20+8=27, 2d8+6=16


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F10 falls dead; you get a cleave on the guy you missed. (LOL!!!)


"Quit yer movin' wee feller!"

F10: 1d20+8=15, 2d8+6=9


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I haven't moved Reise 20 feet away from the canoe because I don't know where the giant is.


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The cleave blow misses; the sword hung up in the dead lizardman an instant, and so the next guy had a chance to shift a bit out of the way...

Beldan; Bushytoe; Gittik(who might be gone allready; IDK) still left to go this round...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:

2H PA on G12: 1d20+8=9, 2d8+16=20

miss!

Normal attack on F10: 1d20+8=27, 2d8+6=16

Remember that the second attack is made at a -5 penalty. It probably does not matter here, but future attacks should keep this in mind.


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The Mapper wrote:

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I haven't moved Reise 20 feet away from the canoe because I don't know where the giant is.

Yeah; right on; I guess Beldan'll have fallen in k6 and Riese can say where he moved...

nobody knows where the giant is....


Altai Iscarni wrote:

Remember that the second attack is made at a -5 penalty. It probably does not matter here, but future attacks should keep this in mind.

So both have to be power attacks? Does the second have a damage bonus?


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It's Beldan; Bushytoe; Gittik left to go.

Oh yeah; -5...


Male human/lizardfolk form Paragon 3 /Evoker 3 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---15096XP

I5, underwater. Do I see it underwater? 1d20 8=24 spot.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip flits over the battlefield making Lucille wail like a banshee. He pauses to throw a Glitterdust on the big lizardguy trying to make pancakes out of a singularly dirty hobbit.

"Hang in there cousin!" He yells


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Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Altai Iscarni wrote:

Remember that the second attack is made at a -5 penalty. It probably does not matter here, but future attacks should keep this in mind.

So both have to be power attacks? Does the second have a damage bonus?

Yes, and yes; just saw it.

I think Altai was talking about subtracting 5 generally from your attack for the second attack though.


His second attack is BAB +1, +4 Str, +1 Bonus Str for growth - so something went wrong.

Maybe they were right about power attack after all.


That's what I get for mapping, playing with barbie dolls, watching Alice in Wonderland, and doing math all at once.

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