Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson

Ogay.
Stiggy has 7 mirror images.
letting the hawk land,...let's say there's 7 mirror images of a giant dwarf with a hawk on his shoulder.

The fire giant hacks away three of the mirror images.
Then he hits stig with his greatsword for 22-10=12 h.p. damage.

The vixen headed rakshasa, almost dead, tries to take Stig with her...
He takes a crit, and has one mirror image left. 21-10=11 h.p. damage.

The abyssal giantess powers out of the thorns finally; she's moving up to lm 8-9, looming above Beldan. He looks up at the woman like a toddler at an angry mother.....She takes a few from the ice storm, but it doesn't seem to bother her much.

The ghostly creature flies to Gittik, at n4 now, 10 feet in the air, and attacks with greatsword; Gittik takes 25 h.p., and has a 1 h.p. bleeding wound.

Group's attack.

Can someone else finish off the broad and I can concentrate on the FG? Giant. Dwarf. We're made for rumbling.

Stig's gonna use his torc of displacement this round. all charges. 40% miss. I reckon that FG is gonna hit me back.

an old 1e dart (with align weapon cast on it) might do the trick.

see my edit, speedy-man

an old 1e dart (with align weapon cast on it) might do the trick.

I wish Tenser had some levels. He could bite her.

right on.

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

an old 1e dart (with align weapon cast on it) might do the trick.

I wish Tenser had some levels. He could bite her.

combat maneuver: hump leg.

Can someone else finish off the broad and I can concentrate on the FG? Giant. Dwarf. We're made for rumbling.

Stig's gonna use his torc of displacement this round. all charges. 40% miss. I reckon that FG is gonna hit me back.

I'll probably give it a go, hopefully have a chance to update my map and post actions at lunch time ... soon. Unless I go out for dumplings ... hmmm ...

nomnom.....I'm about to go sleepers in 1/2 hour, so don't skip nice victuals on my account.

Got a colleague to pick up some lunch for me.

“Eep!” Beldan looks up at the looming giant, then quickly flies away, darting and weaving, trying to avoid being knocked out of the sky. He draws his rapier as he goes (continuing to hold his crossbow in his off-hand).

Move to P8, using acrobatics to try to avoid taking AoO from giantess. He moves in such a way so as not to move out of a space threatened by the fire giant. Acrobatics: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (13) + 25 = 38

Then try to perforate the rak with his currently holy rapier. Flanking with Stig. 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (3) + 21 = 24 Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8 + sneak 6d6 ⇒ (1, 4, 5, 2, 6, 2) = 20 + she takes another 6 points of bleed from last round’s attack whether or not I hit.

She's quick, too quick....and she twists away from the lunging rapier, as Beldan stabs where she was a mere instant ago.

Beldan's able to fly cartwheels around the giantess though; she seems confused trying to draw a bead on his Peter Panlesque aerial buckleswashery.

This. B%@@~.
Won't.
Die.

This. b~%&@.

Won't.
Die.

The dice roller giving me a 3 there probably didn't help ...

sheeesh!

Xill time!!

Two of the xills let fly a hail of arrows at the ghost menacing Gittik. The other two then charge into melee..

Longbows first. As Gittik isn't ethereal, they incur no penalties from shooting into melee:
A: 5' step to Q7. Attack 1: 10+13+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 27, damage 6+3(bard)=9; Attack 2: 14+8+1+3=AC 26, damage 5+3=8; Attack 3 (bonus from Haste: 13+13+1+3=AC 30, damage 7+3=10.
B: 5' step to Q6. Attack 1: 16+13+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 33, damage 7+3(bard)=10; Attack 2: 4+8+1+3=AC 16, damage 2+3=5; Attack 3 (bonus from Haste: 14+13+1+3=AC 31, damage 6+3=9.

Then the guys with swords. BTW, does the ghostly figure look undead? If so, they won't bother with the paralyse-and-implant routine next turn. What is it wearing, BTW?
C: Move to N5. Attack roll 13+15+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 32, damage 4+5(STR)+3(bard)=12.
D: Move to N3. Attack roll 10+15+1(haste)+3(bard)=2(flank w/xill in N5)=AC 31, damage 4+5(STR)+3(bard)=12.

Since I'm already at it - and, as importantly, as the plant monsters can only really do one thing:

The leaf-covered giant once again lashes out at the fox-headed demon. Behind it, the mossy wolf howls - and summons up a tangle of thorny growths from the ground in front of the demonic giant.

The Jolly Green Giant continues to pound on Vimanda. Attack 1: 13+21+1(haste)+3(bard)+1(Prayer)=AC 39, damage 11+21+3(bard)+1(prayer)=36. Attack 2: 9+15+1+3+1=AC 29, damage 5+21+3+1=30. Attack 3 (bonus from Haste): 12+21+1+3+1=AC 38, damage 6+21+3+1=31. He can't reach anyone else, but if he knocks down Vimanda, can he pick her up? If so, he'll chuck her at someone next turn.

The dire wolf summons a Wall of thorns in N 6-11, plus K6, L6 and M6 (it connects with the old hedge). That will stop her from unloading on Beldan or Gittik for a round or two.

The oversized gecko hanging on the corridor ceiling hisses and wheezes at the fire giant. Suddenly, a beam of black energy lances out and strikes the giant in the chest.

Finally, I'm casting Enervation on the fire giant. Attack roll 11+8+1(haste)+3(bard)=touch AC 23, damage 3 levels.

Claw continues to stay out of trouble, Pip maintains his bardic music, Oso delays until after the fire giant in order to fix up Stig.

Stig, Elgan and Gittik to go.

Pip unleashes a lightning bolt at the fiendish giant

5d6 ⇒ (1, 2, 5, 2, 2) = 12

As soon as he pops the shot of he resumes his stirring song:

"Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the pain
Wait for the sign
To flick the switch of death
It's the beginning of the end
Sweat, chilling cold
As I watch death unfold
Consciousness my only friend"

“Hey! How see-through guy hit me?” yells Gittik, enraged, before spinning in mid-air and unleashing hobbit fury on the ghost.

Full hasted attack with both kukris. They are magical weapons, so they should be able to hit but will do half damage. And the ghost will not be subject to crits.

RH Attack 1: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (8) + 25 = 33 Damage: 1d3 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16 / 2 = 8
RH Attack 2: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (14) + 25 = 39 Damage: 1d3 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15 / 2 = 7
RH Attack 3: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (19) + 20 = 39 Damage: 1d3 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14 / 2 = 7
RH Attack 4: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (8) + 20 = 28 Damage: 1d3 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14 / 2 = 7
LH Attack 1: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (12) + 23 = 35 Damage: 1d3 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 + electricity 1d6 ⇒ 2 / 2 = 6
LH Attack 2: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (15) + 18 = 33 Damage: 1d3 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 + electricity 1d6 ⇒ 5 / 2 = 7

Thx Vatt. The wolf could technically move twice, as it didn't go last round, and was holding it's action! ;) Thx for letting me land on Stiggy Heathy, I plumb fergot about the mirror image! ;P

Question, when using FLyby Attack, do I still draw an AoO? I was planning to take a slice at the giant, but not if it goona get two chances to pulp me if I do!

Before Vimanda goes down the wolf can't get past Stig to get to the fire giant, so... Also, looking at the feat description, it looks like flyby attacks still provokes AoOs.

Xill time!!

Two of the xills let fly a hail of arrows at the ghost menacing Gittik. The other two then charge into melee..

Longbows first. As Gittik isn't ethereal, they incur no penalties from shooting into melee:
A: 5' step to Q7. Attack 1: 10+13+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 27, damage 6+3(bard)=9; Attack 2: 14+8+1+3=AC 26, damage 5+3=8; Attack 3 (bonus from Haste: 13+13+1+3=AC 30, damage 7+3=10.
B: 5' step to Q6. Attack 1: 16+13+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 33, damage 7+3(bard)=10; Attack 2: 4+8+1+3=AC 16, damage 2+3=5; Attack 3 (bonus from Haste: 14+13+1+3=AC 31, damage 6+3=9.

Then the guys with swords. BTW, does the ghostly figure look undead? If so, they won't bother with the paralyse-and-implant routine next turn. What is it wearing, BTW?
C: Move to N5. Attack roll 13+15+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 32, damage 4+5(STR)+3(bard)=12.
D: Move to N3. Attack roll 10+15+1(haste)+3(bard)=2(flank w/xill in N5)=AC 31, damage 4+5(STR)+3(bard)=12.

Now, the ghost thing looks like a medium-sized Gittik.

All of the attacks but one hit; he's pretty jacked up now; he "looks" like a ghostly version of Gittik; wearing the same get up and everything now.
Before he struck Gittik, he looked like a ringwraith from LOTR.

The oversized gecko hanging on the corridor ceiling hisses and wheezes at the fire giant. Suddenly, a beam of black energy lances out and strikes the giant in the chest.

Finally, I'm casting Enervation on the fire giant. Attack roll 11+8+1(haste)+3(bard)=touch AC 23, damage 3 levels.

Claw continues to stay out of trouble, Pip maintains his bardic music, Oso delays until after the fire giant in order to fix up Stig.

Stig, Elgan and Gittik to go.

The baleful black ray hisses on the giant's skin. He hisses as it strips away his life force....

“Hey! How see-through guy hit me?” yells Gittik, enraged, before spinning in mid-air and unleashing hobbit fury on the ghost.

Full hasted attack with both kukris. They are magical weapons, so they should be able to hit but will do half damage. And the ghost will not be subject to crits.

RH Attack 1: 1d20 + 25 Damage: 1d3 + 13 / 2 = 8
RH Attack 2: 1d20 + 25 Damage: 1d3 + 13 / 2 = 7
RH Attack 3: 1d20 + 20 Damage: 1d3 + 13 / 2 = 7
RH Attack 4: 1d20 + 20 Damage: 1d3 + 13 / 2 = 7
LH Attack 1: 1d20 + 23 Damage: 1d3 + 7 + electricity 1d6 / 2 = 6
LH Attack 2: 1d20 + 18 Damage: 1d3 + 7 + electricity 1d6 / 2 = 7

Gittik hits every time.

Pip unleashes a lightning bolt at the fiendish giant

5d6

As soon as he pops the shot of he resumes his stirring song:

"Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the pain
Wait for the sign
To flick the switch of death
It's the beginning of the end
Sweat, chilling cold
As I watch death unfold
Consciousness my only friend"

Electricity doesn't seem to bother her overly much.

Stiggmeister and Elgan up to bat.

Vimanda still up and about?

Vimanda still up and about?

oops!

He straight up ends her with the first bash.

stig feels a great unclenching.

I just wanted to draw out the tension a little longer....yeah. That's the ticket!!!

Altai Iscarni wrote:

Vimanda still up and about?

oops!

He straight up ends her with the first bash.

W00t! Next round Plantyman chucks her at the fire giant. It'll be a hoot, I tells ya.

Works for me! Elgan will delay, so as not to be a complete waste of time, he'll 'aid another' by distracting the opponent to give Stigg a better chance to hit. (NOT That he needs it!)

Aid another, straight roll,...

1d20 ⇒ 15

STIGGGGGGGY!!!

4 attacks, with a +5 to hit and +4 to damage bonus from all the buffs... *gets out popcorn*

Tank Chick
att_1 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (19) + 25 = 44
dam_1 3d6 + 30 ⇒ (4, 4, 6) + 30 = 44

Fire Giant: PFRPG has dwarven bonus vs Giants?
att_2 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (3) + 20 = 23
dam_2 3d6 + 30 ⇒ (2, 4, 2) + 30 = 38

att_3 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26
dam_3 3d6 + 30 ⇒ (1, 2, 4) + 30 = 37

att_hst 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (17) + 25 = 42
dam_hst 3d6 + 30 ⇒ (3, 1, 4) + 30 = 38

att_crit 1d20 + 25 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 25 + 4 = 35 Crit Focus
dam_crit 3d6 + 30 ⇒ (1, 2, 6) + 30 = 39
dam_crit 3d6 + 30 ⇒ (4, 2, 4) + 30 = 40

Waste of a good crit.

Stig is displaced, so attacks against him are 40% miss.

dwarf gets a +4 dodge bonus vs. giants; +1h/d vs orcs n goblins.

Shumacher is the inspiration for Stiggy's name

oh; the tank chick is way far away; I guess you can plant that hit on the fire giant's puss.

The Stig

And after that the fire giant is lieing there in steaming quarters.

The Stig

I thought it was Speed Racer's brother.

And after that the fire giant is lieing there in steaming quarters.

Pussy. Dammit, the first time I use displacement (had it for over a year) and I waste it.

The ethereal Gittik clone hacks at Gittik.

He swings the greatsword four times, connecting thrice.

Gittik takes 75 h.p. in damage, 3 bleed.

The giantess lobs a rock; it hits Stiggy and explodes for 14 h.p. in damage. Minus 10 for the stoneskin.

She then moves to ef 8-9, in frustration levelling her greatsword at one of the Weavers, ready to make drow-ke-bab.

Group's attack.

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

And after that the fire giant is lieing there in steaming quarters.

Pussy. Dammit, the first time I use displacement (had it for over a year) and I waste it.

I vacillated; with all the f@%#ing hit points Vimanda had, I wasn't sure I should make that guy an ubertank too.

Gittik's h.p.=165-101=64; 4 bleed next round.

huzzah!!!

More xills! The last two join in in the melee fracas. At ths time it's just too many damn attacks (the full attack is five sword attacks plus a bite!) to post all the math, so here are the results:

A: Move to O3. Hits AC 26, damage 11.
B: Move to M5. Hits AC 28, damage 8.
C: No move. Hits AC 31 (9 damage), AC 25 (11 damage), AC 28 (9 damage), AC 30 (15 damage) and AC 24 (10 damage). Bite hits AC 25 and does 10 damage.
D: No move. Hits AC 30 (14 damage), AC 32 (12 damage), AC 21 (11 damage), AC 34 (9 damage) and AC 26 (11 damage). Bite hits AC 29 and does 11 damage.

The bite attacks can paralyse the target, but I doubt that'll be an issue here (if it is, the Fort DC is 18). If Shapeshifter goes down, they start re-shifting back to Oerth with its body and gear.

Dragon-Altai crawls along the wall to the room's corner and zaps the abyssal giant with yet another life-draining formula.

This spell is my pride and joy: my empowered Enervation! Attack roll 9+8+1(haste)+3(bard)+1(prayer)=touch AC 22, damage 3x1.5=4.5 levels (round up or down?).