Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

"Whut 'er we lookin' fer here Altee?" Elgan asks the mage, cautiously investigating the cabinets himself,...

"If ye see onie links jist lit me. Wollopin' uses up a reit big helpin' ay Stig energy.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:
"Whut 'er we lookin' fer here Altee?" Elgan asks the mage, cautiously investigating the cabinets himself,...

"Who the hell knows. Let's start with the assumption that everything in here should be inanimate. Anything that moves gets the Stig-whack treatment. Having said that, considering the nature and habits of the previous inhabitants, I wouldn't be surprised if there's some psychic residue floating around. A lot of nasty stuff happened out here."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Hear something banging around behind the door to the pantry.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Getting warmer, are we? Claw, open the door. The rest of you, be ready."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He does so....
you guys can't see around the ginormous jigsaw thing that is Claw, but you hear something in there, chomping down.
It reeks pretty bad too; like overripe fruit and cheap aftershave.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Like the 1ed kobolds who smelled of "curdled milk and wet dogs"?

"What the hell? Claw, step aside."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

There's a roundish, somewhat seethrough form floating two feet in the air, to the left side of the pantry.
It's eating "mnomnomnom...." and the food is going into the mouth, being chewed, and falling on the floor in a pile underneath it.....

I gotta crash


Male Human Rogue 14

Slimer!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Ew! Slimey!"

EDIT- NINJA'd by Beldan! (That jest aint right!) ;P


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

heh heh...
he keeps on eating.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Hmmm ...and Pip with a Lightning gun ... 'DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!

Pip looks askance at the ravenous floating blob

"If there's something strange,
An' it don't look good ..
Hmmmm ...."

Hurredly whips out a notepad and begons scribbling furiously


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

YES! I was so hoping you'd do that! :D

BTW, Busy weekend, (boring details later) will try to lvl up/catch up on Monday, Tues at latest!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

That's cool; I'm on call, Vatters is at a wedding (and waiting for the APG to level I think) and.....I haven't actually 100% statted up "Slimer" he's just something to drum up conversation to wile away the days...I know about what he can do, (and what Stiggy can do to him) so....


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

There's a roundish, somewhat seethrough form floating two feet in the air, to the left side of the pantry.

It's eating "mnomnomnom...." and the food is going into the mouth, being chewed, and falling on the floor in a pile underneath it.....

I gotta crash

"Slimeer?! Ees theet you?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

it's mice.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
...Vatters is at a wedding (and waiting for the APG to level I think)...

Actually, I have finished leveling - I'm just holding off on buying stuff until I can take a look at the APG. For some reason, I don't think it has shipped yet... Other than that, I'm ready to go.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

right on...
"Slimer" is dumping a bunch of cookies into his mouth. They fall out of his ethereal body into the slimy mess he's creating on the floor of the pantry....

anybody else gotta level yet?


Male Human Rogue 14

Yeah, I’m all levelled. Just got to buy something ... probably a +1 frost crossbow or something similar, if I can afford it.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

right on.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Sorry, craziness never ends. I have to lvl up 2 PbP characters. Soon. ;P DOn't let me slow you down. I just picked up the cool gloves last time, so I'm probably not going shopping this time. (Maybe a couple of those cheap Chronocharms that make a full round spell a standard action? for fast-calling in summons?) :)

Elgan stares at the disgusting blob.

"That,... is gross,... and strangely kinda cute,...[/ooc]


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It burps....and actually smells kinda rotten, for some reason.

sokay; I can wait a bit.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai shakes his head in bemused revulsion. "Odd. Assuming it's a ghost, what could it possibly have been in real life?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

hungry.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Now he's sucking 20 pounds of meat of a hambone.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Now he's sucking 20 pounds of meat of a hambone.

<Tenser wolfs it down as it falls out the bottom--while doing so occasionally vomiting and vigorously re-eating his servings.>


<Stig regards Tenser and the spook, wrinkling his brow disapprovingly.>

"Brothers, Ah hae tae apologize oan behalf ay mah dug. Aam nae sure 'at anyain needs tae see somethin' loch 'at."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Damn. This needs to be preserved for posterity. Did anyone bring along a portrait painter?"


Altai Iscarni wrote:
"Damn. This needs to be preserved for posterity. Did anyone bring along a portrait painter?"

"Spik fur yerself. Ah'd sooner forgit seein' 'at."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
"Damn. This needs to be preserved for posterity. Did anyone bring along a portrait painter?"

Google search

"Slimer meets Scooby Doo" did not match any documents.
We're making internet history here.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
VALHALLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Now with soundtrack!

"Enough of standing around looking at this ectoplasmic freak. What do we do with this thing?"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

I LIKE that video! (Or maybe just the music?) Either way, HOW do you guys FIND this stuff?!?

Elgan looks at the green floating pile of mucus and shakes his head.

"Dat ain't right! An it canna stay heah. (Cuz dat's disgustin'!) But, fer sum reason, Ah jes' don' have deh heart tah,... squish it? Kin we jes' make it go away sumhow? Mebbe Oso kin talk tah sumone, yeh know, upstairs? An git rid of it dat way?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
VALHALLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Now with soundtrack!

"Enough of standing around looking at this ectoplasmic freak. What do we do with this thing?"

Rock'n'roll, duod...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'm on call this weekend; I got to set up the encounter tonite hopefully; then we can get rolling....might or might not be around much though.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Ogay; Slimer sees you guys. You see Slimer.

The area is a-e, 1-9. The pantry is de 1-3, with "Slimer" at d2.
The rest of the kitchen is a-e, 4-9; door out at c9, and big ass iron ovens at ab 4-5, ab 6-7, and ab 8-9. They're four foot tall, and open to the front like a clothes dryer.
They're not currently heated.

There was a lot of prep area/tables/whatnot; all that is cleared for the cleanup job at the present time.

Pick a place, and somebody roll initiative...I'll run this when I can, or I'm not being called in and whatnot. It's kinda been a busy week at the house and all.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

I LIKE that video! (Or maybe just the music?) Either way, HOW do you guys FIND this stuff?!?

Elgan looks at the green floating pile of mucus and shakes his head.

"Dat ain't right! An it canna stay heah. (Cuz dat's disgustin'!) But, fer sum reason, Ah jes' don' have deh heart tah,... squish it? Kin we jes' make it go away sumhow? Mebbe Oso kin talk tah sumone, yeh know, upstairs? An git rid of it dat way?"

I don't know if Oso's around....I reckon he's training at the Kelanenite dojo.

He'll show up to planeshift youse guys to Valhalla in a few, but I reckon he's offscreen ATM.
Gittik's there too at the time being. The Kelanenites are intrigued by his rather chaotic, rather unorthodox martial arts style.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I'm off for a concert. But before I go, place Altai in D7 and Claw (who opened the pantry door) in BC 4-5.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Rock on, daddyO!
I'll prolly crash soon anyways.

Who are you seeing?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Old-school thrash masterminds Exodus (performing Riese's Regulators' theme song in this clip) at this tiny little club called The Rock. I'm a little worried about turnout. Other than that, it'll be a blast.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Awesome!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

huzzah!
at work; called in; back home in maybe 4 hours?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

huzzah!
at work; called in; back home in maybe 4 hours?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

huzzah!!!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Place me next to Altai, (E6?)

Elgan goes silent and still as the floating glob of green goop stops chowing down, and turns slowly towards them. A low growling sound starts emanating from it.

"Uh, Oh,..." Elgan murmurs, shifting his weight backwards imperceptibly.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan in C7. Unmodified party initiative is 1d20 ⇒ 12.

Where is the pantry door? I’m assuming it’s open along grid line 3 / 4 ?

Also, I think Claw’s position might put him partially inside an oven.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Yeah; it's open, on 3/4. Where "slimer" is is the pantry proper.

Waiting on Pip/n/Stiggy then it's on.....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

finntroll...


Male Human Rogue 14

Let’s put Stig in D6 and Pip in E9 and get this show on the road.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He wins initiative.
He screams; plunging quickly into and through Stiggy.

stiggy takes 11d6 ⇒ (5, 5, 2, 1, 3, 2, 1, 3, 2, 6, 2) = 32 in damage fort dc18 for half, and is now covered with rancid greenish grease. Then it flies through aoo space for elgan, stig, beldan and claw, and into the closed oven at ab 6-7.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

so,....aoo for those four, then it's group's (main) attack.


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

*ROWR!*

Attack of opportunity: 11+16=AC 27, damage 3d8+8=23.

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