Chuffy is sad that the dog ran away, but settles for throwing a stone at the woman.
Goog will cast a spell, then flank with his brother and try to touch the woman to make her tired.
Poog, having hoped the woman would clock Goog with the frying pan, frowns in disappointment, but attacks her with his club nonetheless.
Mic continues to move around the house, as if nothing is happaning.
Reta also moves closer carefully.
Mic finally comes around the last corner and sees his goblin buddies battling this woman. He picks up a rock and throws it at her.
Mogmurch moves beside Greta and hurls a pointy stone at the ugly not-goblin lady.
Poog is a pathetic goblin. And it shows as he tries to attack the woman again.
Chuffy tosses a rock at the woman.
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Chuffy tosses another rock.
Goog gets frustrated and throws his wooden goblin doll at her.
Poog flails at the woman with the frying pan, again striking weakly.
Mic will have to drop his sling and pull out his weapon. He attacks with the flank.
And almost hits his foot in the process.
Mogmurch moves to get a clear shot, scoops up a rock and hurls it at the woman.
Moving forward Greta attacks the Longshank.
Outdoor chapel?
Mic jumps up and down. "Woooow, Scared woman runs away, just like her dog."
Mic looks around. "Time to loot!!"
"More kill kill, then loot!" Poog yells.
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The six goblins sneak around behind the house and through the crops, approaching the barn from the opposite side of where the main fighting is going on. Approaching stealthily, they can see into the building and notice that there is large piles of hay and grain stored inside. Also inside is a large human, standing with his back to the six, facing towards the large group of halflings in the field that are engaged in a battle with the rest of the goblin tribe. He has one hand on the hilt of his sword, and the other is holding a clay pipe with a bit of smoke rising from the bowl.
Chuffy stealths forward, and tosses a flask of alchemist's fire at the man (incidentally hoping to set the barn on fire in the process).
Goog also sneaks forward, letting Chuffy take the lead of course. When he attacks the man, Goog readies to stabs him.
Mic also moves in stealthy like and tries to aid in the attack.
Mogmurch sneaks with his fellow goblins and hurls a stone, hopefully at the man's head.
Rather than looking to engage the man directly, Poog sticks to the shadows and tries to find a good place to start the barn on fire.
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The human isn't really paying attention well until suddenly a bottle of alchemist's fire smashes across his back, and he whirls around, giving a shout of pain.
Mic's dart pierces the man's armor but doesn't go in very deep. Mogmurch misses with his stone. Goog and Greta sneak up but aren't close enough to engage. Poog sneaks around the side of the barn and finds lots of straw he could try to light on fire, pretty easily. Actually, some of the stuff around the guy that Chuffy hit with the fire is starting to catch on fire too.
The human angrily runs forward, drawing his sword, though he looks a little unsteady on his feet. He moves to attack Chuffy in retaliation for the fire, but as he approaches, Goog is able to attack him.
After Goog's attack, the human slashes Chuffy across the chest, breaking through the goblin's leather armor and severely wounding him. Chuffy falls to the barn floor, bleeding heavily.
Chuffy continues to bleed...
...whilst the man is badly burned, before the flames gutter out.
Laughing maniacally, Poog sets the straw on fire, then runs over behind the downed Chuffy.
"Burn! Beautify burn!"
Mogmurch hurls another stone, he's much better at throwing anyway.
Yep?
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Round 2:
Chuffy continues to bleed, whilst the man is badly scorched by the alchemist's fire, before the flames gutter out.
Goog tries to club the man, but his weak blow is easily dodged.
Poog fans the flames in the straw, which start to spread like wildfire.
Mogmurch tosses a stone, which the man easily dodges.
The man curses.
"F~!& this. I ain't getting paid enough! Those half-pints can deal with this, themselves!"
He then runs out the other end of the barn, without a backward glance.
Luckily, Chuffy eventually manages to stabilise, and will eventually be able to stagger back to the tribe (although long after all of the fun is over).
Glancing around the farmstead, everywhere is utter chaos - goblins randomly setting fire to buildings, hounding wedding guests, and one particularly adventurous goblin even opening the gate to the pigsty, letting frightened pigs cannonball all over the place.
The only remaining knot of resistance is the bridge and groom, a pair of halflings that are vigorously defending the wedding cake and presents against all comers.
Goog laughs at the pathetic farmers and runs over to the pair of halflings. "Yous gives us all your stuff and you run away!"