GM Chyro [PFS] Season 1 run. (Inactive)

Game Master Chyrone

Looking from Brallenera to Nemesis, then toward the robot, he screams, "What's you's looking at?" Then smashes himself in the beak with the pommel of his bastard sword.

damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Since you are raging, +1 to that dmg. ;)

Ting whacks himself in the face in his confused stage.

Mylvwara
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Bot (-20)
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Brallenera (posted), Drexel, Nemesis

Mylvwara talks to Cariad. delay

Cariad?

The bot, noticing Ting is not 100% able to focus on attacking it, switches priority towards 1d2 ⇒ 2 Drexel.

Rotary saw: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27 Bzz bzz: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (3, 4) + 4 = 11.
The saw cuts armor and flesh, dealing no small wound to Drexel.
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Everyone but Ting

Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21
Dmg: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
Dmg: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Brallenera hacks at the metallic creature, sending sparks and scraps of metal everywhere

"Would one of you mind making some room?"

Presently in a frustratingly poor position, Nemesis gives her enchanted crossbow a try.

+1 Heavy Crossbow, melee penalty: 1d20 ⇒ 19
damage: 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Heyyy, that's a THREAT!: 1d20 ⇒ 9 Darn.

Cariad is her familiar.

Brallenera hacks away into the damaged area, causing 7 more dmg to it, while Nemesis' bolt bounces off its exterior.

Drexel & Mylvwara

*Poke*

Mylvwara pets her familiar some more, ”I’m sure we’ll have this under control in no time, no time at all.”

Did their DR protect against my acid attack earlier?

Bots have hardness. Hindsight it wouldn't have, but it'll stick.

Drexel

Well, in that case...

Mylvwara stops chatting with her fox friend and sends an acid dart toward the machine.
ranged touch: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
acid damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Botting.

Drexel swings his falcata at the bot.
Blade vs bot: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26 Dmg, 2-h: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
The blade cuts further on the earlier damaged areas, dealing 3 more dmg to it.

Mylvwara sent an acid dart at the bot earlier, but it missed.
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Robot security, round 6

Ting & Mylvwara
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Bot (-27)
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Brallenera, Drexel, Nemesis

Ting releases the sword with his left claw, gripping the end of his beak, "'air's a bloody flies in tha boot! wroight!" Turning to Brallenera he sqwaks, "Why's did you's floggin' mudder put tha boots in tha bloody oven?" Turning to Nemisis, his eyes get wide as he releases his beak and points at her, "Codfish, flamining bloody Codfish, swimmin' in fly shat!"

Mylvwara tries to focus on the foe and block out the babbling.
ranged touch attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
acid damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

Ting's confused rage thankfully does not manifest in the most destructive manner.

Mylvwara's acid dart flies past everyone.
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Bot (-27)
Circular saw vs Drexel: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23 Bzz bzz: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (1, 3) + 4 = 8
The sawblade cuts another wound on Drexel.
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Brallenera, Drexel, Nemesis

Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28

Dmg: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

Dmg: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

Brallenera hacks and slashes, happy to destroy things.

Turning to Nemisis, his eyes get wide as he releases his beak and points at her, "Codfish, flamining bloody Codfish, swimmin' in fly shat!"

"I said 'give me room', not 'give me...whatever the hell THAT was'."

Annoyed, but undaunted, Nemesis scours the other end of the room - including the machine, but not her compatriots - with a gout of fire!

burning hands, saltpeter (+1 damage), DC 16: 5d4 + 1 ⇒ (4, 1, 3, 3, 4) + 1 = 16

Brallenera hacks into the damaged section for another 11, bits of metal falling off, and Nemesis heats some of the metal for another 3.

Bot (-41)

Drexel

Sorry about my absence again, had something come up.

Drexel carefully studies the bot, before taking another swing, hoping to bring it down finally.

Falcata power attack with studied strike (if it hits): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 231d8 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 131d6 ⇒ 2

If the robot is immune to precision damage take away 2 points of damage and the 1d6.

According to updates, precision damage now also works on constructs.

Drexel deals the finishing blow, hacking into the exposed core of the bot.

Combat with bots over....

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Resolving combat with Ting's condition

Ting's frenzy, round 4

Ting & Brallenera
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Drexel, Myvwara & Nemesis

Dropping his sword ting let's out a loud "Squawk" and attacks Brallenera with beak and claw.

beak: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28 for damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
claw: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14 for damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
claw: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (2) + 11 = 13 for damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

NL attack: 1d20 + 10 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 10 - 4 = 21
Dmg: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Brallenera half heartedly delivers a blow with the flat of her axe on Beaky's head

Awww, sorry about that, I know you're not yourself

Ting and Brallenera exchange strikes, which makes for an odd scene, after what they've been through so far.

Drexel, Mylvwara & Nemesis

Drexel carefully studies his tengu ally, and tries to pummel him with the flat of his blade, hoping to end this insane bout.

Falcata power attack with studied strike (if it hits, dealing non-lethal damage): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 201d8 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 131d6 ⇒ 1

*WHAM*

There's a sizable lump on Ting's head.

Of interest on the confused condition:
Any confused creature who is attacked automatically attacks its attackers on its next turn, as long as it is still confused when its turn comes.

Mylvwara shakes her head, ”Really? Is that helping?”

She then readies a spell, ”Give Ting some space and I’ll see if I can slip him up. The spell won’t last that long!”

Nemesis

Sorry about the delay...I just kind of...got over-overburdened or something.

For all that she finds herself wondering what roast Tengu would be like, Nemesis sticks to helping distract the mad bird by using her starmetal sword to accost him with his own reflection.

aid Drexel's armor class: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

And shiny it is indeex.

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Ting's frenzy, round 5

Brallenera & Ting
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Drexel, mylvwara & Nemesis

Of interest on the confused condition:

Any confused creature who is attacked automatically attacks its attackers on its next turn, as long as it is still confused when its turn comes.

5 of 8

His ears ringing from the blow Brallenera struck, the confused ting bellows out, "Codfish, bloody Codfish!" and attacks his dwarven friend again.

beak: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30 for damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
claw: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30 for damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
claw: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26 for damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

Brallenera suffers a severe case of angry bird, as Ting bites and claws her face and arms, the one across the eyebrow will surely leave a mark.

Brallenera
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Drexel, Mylvwara & Nemesis

Awww.... stop that now Beaky!

Losing her temper a little, Brallenera "forgets" to use the flat of her axe. Fortunatly, some common sense still prevails, and she doesn't strike with her full force

Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23
Dmg: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Dmg: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Dwarven battle instinct briefly gets the better hand of Brallenera, before her common sense pulls a few on her outlet against her feathered friend.

Drexel, Mylvwara, Nemesis

”Good lady, could you not strike a more defensive stance?”

Mylvwara backs away from Ting.

Drexel moves away from his confused ally and takes a defensive stance.

Moving away, maybe provoking, then going total defense.

Seeing and hearing that Monster-Ting is looking pretty ragged and breathing pretty hard, Nemesis tries to administer just enough pain to burn his 'episode' out.

adamantine longsword: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
damage: 1d8 ⇒ 2
That oughtta do it, actually! Tings hit points = his nonlethal damage!

That oughtta do it, actually! Tings hit points = his nonlethal damage!

I'm not sure I understand. With the damage from Brallenera and Nemesis, I'm showing 21 Hp with 6 non lethal not counting the 10 HP for raging. Did I miss something?

Edit: ah ha, I missed the 14 from Drexel, so he should be at 1 Hp or 11Hp with the rage, and sadly tings last attack should have been on Drexel...

That 14 from Drexel is nonlethal.
I have both 20 lethal and 20 nonlethal on the counter in this frenzy state. Rage included, that still has you standing with 10 temporary HP.

Aimed at Drexel...ok, that certainly shifts the health bars.

While a savage mauling could have been on Brallenera, Ting lashed out at the investigator, grievously wounding the man, who wisely chose to withdraw to a safer distance.

Nemesis gently smacks Ting on the head with the flat of her blade.
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Ting's frenzy, round 6

Ting
Brallenera
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Drexel, Mylvwara & Nemesis

Feeling the thump on his head, ting turns from watching the investigator toward the red headed woman, "Bloody Shellfish noodles, wroight." he then attacks the woman with beak and claw.

confusion 6/8, so due to rage, AC 18 and 10 HP left
beak: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31 for damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
claw: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25 for damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
claw: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30 for damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
confirm crit: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20 for damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Hell, that's a ton of dmg. Good thing it didn't confirm, yay for shield of faith being active.
Btw Ting, your bite attack deals a d6.

Ting goes berserk against Nemesis, dishing out 26 dmg, causing her to pass out from the sustained wounds.

Nemesis, you're at -3, con roll to stabilize please.

Brallenera
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Drexel & Mylvwara
Nemesis (-3, unstable)

*-ing....

stabilization roll, DC 13: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

fort DC16: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

Mylvwara summons a pony, which flails a hoof at Ting.

”Let the pony draw his ire! Help Fireboy!”

hoof attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9
damage: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

I am almost out of spells, incidentally. Might be time for a tactical retreat to heal and prepare?

Alright, from this point on it's handwaving.

Brallenera backs away, leaving Ting to brutalize the pony back to the spiritual plane, after which he becomes dazed and fatigued, as his feral features fade.

Can anyone heal? Or UMD on Fireboy’s wand?

Drexel is able, due to CLW being on the formulae list. Unless i am wrong in such an assumption.

Fireboy?! With her head in her books, sometimes Mylvwara can miss the obvious...

”Sorry, erm, Fire girl? Fire lass? Fire fingers...?”