GM Burglar's 5-10: Where Mammoths Dare Not Tread (Inactive)

Game Master mechaedd

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Male Bear Burglar 1
Erin wrote:

AOO 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13

Damage 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Also known in the gambling scene as "SNAKE EYESSSS."

But, also, the GM thread for this is ramping up nicely with developer and writer comments about all the things cut from the scenario. Should make for a nicer, more coherent experience.


Male Bear Burglar 1

As a side note; my place of work finally blocked Paizo after more than year of me working there. It might not be permanantly blocked, as I think I've seen this before, but this might also just be the first stage of grief. Not sure.

Regardless, that just means during-the-day posts will be more jilted than normal, but will cancel nothing.

Sczarni

Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27

This is a perfect example of why all my spellcasters carry 2 spell component pouches, lol. You probably have Eschew Materials, should I press this issue or are you okay without it?


Male Bear Burglar 1

Ha, oops; I forgot it was Varisian Sorcerers that give up Eskew Comps; not Wild blooded. Replace all instances of "components pouch" with "blade" to continuity. If were in the edit window, I'll fix mine.

Actually, she's asking for one of those random pouches he has; she doesn't know how spells work beyond what the elders and city have 'taught' her, do ho ho.

-Posted with Wayfinder

Grand Lodge

AC33/Tch29/Flat29/CMD43(45 vs grapple & trip)||HP117[117]|Fort:+10;Ref:+11;Will:+19|Percept.+27(+29 for traps, +31 if in stone, trapspotter)|SenMot.+14|Init.+3 Human (Kellid/Tian) Monk (Terracotta Monk) 10 Sorcerer (Wildblooded) 5

I thought that might be the case.


Male Bear Burglar 1
The Scenario wrote:
PCs with particularly exotic appearances (such as native outsiders) may be questioned or searched more thoroughly, and have their weapons peace-bonded.

I have FAR more fun ideas than that.

Sczarni

Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)

Well the mod was ready for me...

Dark Archive

Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
Spell Slots:
1st 7/8 | 2nd 7/8 | 3rd 1/7 | 4th 4/7 | 5th 7/7 | 6th 7/7 | 7th 2/4

Enjoy your 50% bonus race points!

Sczarni

Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27

Drama... and most likely bloodshed acquired.


Male Bear Burglar 1

The one upside to those "Reference Encounter X for this statblock" for ever possible fight means it's easy to assume what any npc's stats should be like.


Male Bear Burglar 1

@Shin: Is Shin actually from this city? I didn't see any backstory stuff in your profile. Because despite a diplomacy check of 1 and having a -5 to all Cha checks for casting [cold] spells, that won't mean that, like, your family avoids you (if you are from here.) This area is too far east to be very good for Crown of the World travel, so I kind of guessed otherwise, but I can (and often am) wrong.

Grand Lodge

AC33/Tch29/Flat29/CMD43(45 vs grapple & trip)||HP117[117]|Fort:+10;Ref:+11;Will:+19|Percept.+27(+29 for traps, +31 if in stone, trapspotter)|SenMot.+14|Init.+3 Human (Kellid/Tian) Monk (Terracotta Monk) 10 Sorcerer (Wildblooded) 5

I never picked a city. You guessed correctly in that Shin is intended to be from mixed heritage from travel over the Crown. But I did not pick a specific area, just from within the Realm.


Male Bear Burglar 1

Given your cold affinity and heritage, Icestair sounds perfect.

ISWG wrote:
Icestair: The largest permanent settlement in the realm, Icestair exists at the base of a glacial wall that links to the Crown of the World. The wall is marked here by a wide set of human-sized steps, carved into the ice and overlaid with heavy blocks of volcanic stone, that wind up the face of the sheer ice sheet. Great winches are mounted at the glacier’s edge above, and are used to lower wagons and sledges that survived the perilous crossing from the Successor States. Icestair is run by Po La the Bureaucrat. Po La claims to have been a civil officer in the service of the Fire Empress Zai Ming until he ran afoul of that ruler’s daughter and was forced to f lee for his life. Whether or not this tale is true, he and his assistants arrange for well-armed guides to aid merchants in traveling through the hostile regions that surround the Realm of the Mammoth Lords, and also oversee the upkeep of the Icestair, carving new steps when the old ones erode, and replacing those winches that collapse. In the perennial cold of the region, strengthened by the cryomantic enchantments of the Witch Queen, such collapses are not as common as they might otherwise be. The recent loss of Sarkoris to the Worldwound has significantly hindered the once-lucrative trade route through Icestair, for now there is no reliable or safe route to civilization. Po La constantly works to secure arrangements with the orcs to the south for safe passage, often allowing them to hunt megafauna in return.

Grand Lodge

AC33/Tch29/Flat29/CMD43(45 vs grapple & trip)||HP117[117]|Fort:+10;Ref:+11;Will:+19|Percept.+27(+29 for traps, +31 if in stone, trapspotter)|SenMot.+14|Init.+3 Human (Kellid/Tian) Monk (Terracotta Monk) 10 Sorcerer (Wildblooded) 5

Was out of mobile range today and didn't get a chance to mention the trade goods thing!

Dark Archive

Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
Spell Slots:
1st 7/8 | 2nd 7/8 | 3rd 1/7 | 4th 4/7 | 5th 7/7 | 6th 7/7 | 7th 2/4

The Brute Squad has no time for bartering!


Male Bear Burglar 1

BRUTE SQUAD DIPLOMACY*!

ROLL 20s WHEN WE ALREADY AUTO-SUCCEEDED BY PURE OVERSIGHT! THEN BEAT EVERYTHING ELSE TO A PULP!

* wrote:
Subject to variance, if there's Abadarans, Dragons, and/or Inquisitors around.

Grand Lodge

Male Shoanti Barbarian 10 HP: 102/102 l AC: 12 /T: 12/FF: 10 l Fort: +13, Ref: +6, W: +9 l Init: +2 l Per: +5 l Movement: 40

*Grumble*


Male Bear Burglar 1
Shin wrote:
Yeah, I think local covers humanoids and monstrous humanoids(?)

That is indeed the case. I just simply HATE the existence of "Monstrous Humanoid" and "Humanoid (Weird-ass creature-like thing that happens to have 2 legs.)" Where is that line drawn, really? I mean, there's so many weird humanoids that they should just really ALL be humanoids. One Type, One Love.

Grand Lodge

AC33/Tch29/Flat29/CMD43(45 vs grapple & trip)||HP117[117]|Fort:+10;Ref:+11;Will:+19|Percept.+27(+29 for traps, +31 if in stone, trapspotter)|SenMot.+14|Init.+3 Human (Kellid/Tian) Monk (Terracotta Monk) 10 Sorcerer (Wildblooded) 5

@GM: Hey, I heard the scenario chronicle awarded a shsred on it. Can you confirm that without spoiler-ing?


Male Bear Burglar 1

Ha! That guy.

There might be. Just know that if there is a shdered on this sheet, that is it privy to being taken away, despite being certed.

@Erin: Reference

Erin Alegra wrote:
"Well boys, do you feel like killing a beast demon, a filth demon, or both?" Erin says, confidently addressing the group.

Semi-free-form-ity! Gone are the hardline rails of PFS, having been replaces with bumper car walls, allowing a little more leeway!

Dark Archive

Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
Spell Slots:
1st 7/8 | 2nd 7/8 | 3rd 1/7 | 4th 4/7 | 5th 7/7 | 6th 7/7 | 7th 2/4

Have I mentioned how much I abhor the new APL calculation rules?

I feel like I should say it again... =/


Male Bear Burglar 1

Sorry for the delay. I'm trying to get everything that needs water done before something eventually freezes.

-Posted with Wayfinder


Male Bear Burglar 1

Erin is not a Llama with the Young template... :( Can I use my Shirt Reroll*?

*The answer is super-no, like 3 times over.

Sczarni

Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27

Actually, I was kinda hoping I was gonna fail that one for the laughs that would have come of it.
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
Would have worked too, lol.

Sczarni

Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)

No turning Erin into a baby llama as adorable as that would be.


Male Bear Burglar 1

But you'd have a Spit attack!

The bigger question is... would you have made the Will?

Oh noooooo. I forgot to use his piddly DC 14 Quickened Unnatural Lust to try to make Erin make out with aplabetically: 1d3 ⇒ 3 Shin.

It's funnier when you're a dumb animal with a butts Will save, admittedly.

Sczarni

Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22

Sczarni

Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)

That wouldn't be the first time Erin's been hit with that.

Here!

Poor Erin, this only happens because you're the party girl.

Dark Archive

Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
Spell Slots:
1st 7/8 | 2nd 7/8 | 3rd 1/7 | 4th 4/7 | 5th 7/7 | 6th 7/7 | 7th 2/4

I blame affirmative action.

Sczarni

Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27

/facepalm


Male Bear Burglar 1

He originally would have done it because she'd have the llama ladyparts to make Fiendish Llama Demon babies in the future. This time it's just because she did 100+ damage in one round.

But as for the scaledown for 7-8...

During Combat wrote:
The kithangian commands the fiendish animals to charge the PCs—an act that likely triggers one or more of the hazards. It then uses its mobility to engage one or more PCs in melee, changing into its true form during its turn. It uses its melee attacks and spell-like abilities to sow confusion and slay its foes, though it endeavors to keep one animal companion or mount alive. It does not hesitate to step on a geyser, trusting its resistances to absorb the punishment.
Scaling Encounter D2 wrote:

Make the following changes to the encounter to accommodate a party of only four PCs:

Subtier 7–8: Remove the fiendish aurochs from the encounter.

Well, golly. When you build the entire set of tactics around making the herd suicide charge over the landmines, then get rid of them, you kind of don't have tactics anymore.

Dark Archive

Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
Spell Slots:
1st 7/8 | 2nd 7/8 | 3rd 1/7 | 4th 4/7 | 5th 7/7 | 6th 7/7 | 7th 2/4

Tactics: None

Grand Lodge

AC33/Tch29/Flat29/CMD43(45 vs grapple & trip)||HP117[117]|Fort:+10;Ref:+11;Will:+19|Percept.+27(+29 for traps, +31 if in stone, trapspotter)|SenMot.+14|Init.+3 Human (Kellid/Tian) Monk (Terracotta Monk) 10 Sorcerer (Wildblooded) 5

Shin will step where needed. Afk atm.


Male Bear Burglar 1
Marduk Beastblood wrote:
Tactics: None

I mean, the high-tier one makes more sense. This module actually has a lot more sensical stuff in the higher tier (though editing still ravaged the heck outta this thing as a whole. The writer is throwing notes into the DM thread, though, so it's all okay now.)

Sczarni

Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27

Well, at least Erin is making will saves finally. Not so great on that fort though. No lust, just sickness, bad luck for Ashur, lol.

Dark Archive

Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
Spell Slots:
1st 7/8 | 2nd 7/8 | 3rd 1/7 | 4th 4/7 | 5th 7/7 | 6th 7/7 | 7th 2/4

Hopefully Shinkeer +7 can finish it.

Sczarni

Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)

He has an extra +11 to hit it, I hope he can do it...


Male Bear Burglar 1

And break DR, which was his issue last time.

Grand Lodge

AC33/Tch29/Flat29/CMD43(45 vs grapple & trip)||HP117[117]|Fort:+10;Ref:+11;Will:+19|Percept.+27(+29 for traps, +31 if in stone, trapspotter)|SenMot.+14|Init.+3 Human (Kellid/Tian) Monk (Terracotta Monk) 10 Sorcerer (Wildblooded) 5

I did, I did.


Male Bear Burglar 1

I typed up that whole post when you didn't kill him with the single attack. :(

Sczarni

Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27

Not sure when Erin acquired "party gurl" status. I thought I ran her pretty tame compared to most....well, actually all other Cayden worshipers I have seen, haha. It really is other peoples perceptions that matter though.

Dark Archive

Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
Spell Slots:
1st 7/8 | 2nd 7/8 | 3rd 1/7 | 4th 4/7 | 5th 7/7 | 6th 7/7 | 7th 2/4

Well she's the only girl in the party so...

In other news, touch of rage on high level dual-wielding rogues is silliness.


Male Bear Burglar 1

Given that I think you've only adventured with one other woman (Amira), you're the Partiest Girl you've ever been in a Party with.

Grand Lodge

AC33/Tch29/Flat29/CMD43(45 vs grapple & trip)||HP117[117]|Fort:+10;Ref:+11;Will:+19|Percept.+27(+29 for traps, +31 if in stone, trapspotter)|SenMot.+14|Init.+3 Human (Kellid/Tian) Monk (Terracotta Monk) 10 Sorcerer (Wildblooded) 5
GM Burglar wrote:
I typed up that whole post when you didn't kill him with the single attack. :(

Sorry about that. Wasn't thinking, or more aptly was thinking about something else.


Male Bear Burglar 1

Given the weather (and that I normally wouldn't anyways), I intend no blame. I've just been amused by those little sad faces as of the last hour or so.

Sczarni

Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)

Yea Marduk got what i was getting at, Erin is the resident girl in the party.

Sczarni

Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27

Gotcha. Also, forgot about offensive defense last night. Should not have been hit at all. Fight is past though.

As a side note, waking up and not having running water sucks...

Sczarni

Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27

Total agreement on the Touch of Rage point. Would rate that 10/10.


Male Bear Burglar 1

The fact you have another ally who is willing to provoke to eat up AoOs to get it cast without concentration helps, too.

-Posted with Wayfinder

Dark Archive

Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
Spell Slots:
1st 7/8 | 2nd 7/8 | 3rd 1/7 | 4th 4/7 | 5th 7/7 | 6th 7/7 | 7th 2/4

I wish Quicken SLA was legal in PFS.

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