GM Burglar's 4-13 Fortress of the Nail (Inactive)

Game Master mechaedd

Don't give me any ideas...

Bah, I didn't want to use that True Strike anyway.

Assuming Kulik doesn't mind delaying for Marduk.

Marduk grips his fellow half-orc's shoulder and empowers the latent fury in his blood.

"Shoot her down!"

Touch of Rage on Kulic.

Free action to drop a short sword. Full round to feed Ashur a potion, lmao.
"Thanks Ashur, but I think you should just go take her down."
Erin says while uncorking a vial marked 'FLY' and jamming it into Ashur's face.

LOL. Well I was going to do the same to you...

Ashur chokes down the potion being forced down his throat. "Hey, what the....cough*" His fist beating on his chest as he feels the familiar magic empowering him for flight. "On it. Next time say something before you do that."

Nope, don't mind waiting at all. That's a +6, right?

Activate sacred justice and sacred destruction Judgments (swift), five-foot forward, then full-attack with cold iron arrows from +1 adaptable composite longbow using Rapid Shot. Probably not close enough for Point Blank Shot since she's up in the air, but oh well, more shots is a better choice at this point.

atk 1: 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 11 + 2 + 6 - 2 = 31
dmg 1: 1d8 + 5 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 5 + 6 + 3 = 16

atk 2: 1d20 + 6 + 2 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 6 + 2 + 6 - 2 = 28
dmg 2: 1d8 + 5 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 5 + 6 + 3 = 21

atk (RpSh): 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 11 + 2 + 6 - 2 = 28
dmg RpSh: 1d8 + 5 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 5 + 6 + 3 = 15

Oh, BTW, I'll make a Kn: planes check if anyone thinks it'd do any good. LOL

Kn: planes: 1d20 + 5 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 5 + 2 - 4 = 16

"Not like you did not see it coming. You do remember Hinojai right? Just quit complaining and go put her down before I look like a pincushion."
She snaps back while nursing the arrow wound.

Marduk continues to accurately and consistently empower Kulik.

Touch of Rage 5/6

Gogo level 1 class feature!

Ashur's armor actually deflects two of the shots while the third still pierces his shoulder. "I remember Hinojai, mostly the part where I fell off the balcony. Did I mention I hate archers?" Ashur growls as he enters his rage. He then flies forward and attempts to grapple the flying devil.

Grapple: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (15) + 17 = 32

"Zarta doesn't belong to your Duke. She's everyone's whore." He smiles.

Marduk continues to accurately and consistently empower Kulik.

Touch of Rage 5/6

Gogo level 1 class feature!

LOL

"Zarta doesn't belong to your Duke. She's everyone's whore." He smiles.

moar LOLz

Activate bane ability, five-foot forward, and full-attack grappled devil using Rapid Shot.
atk 1: 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 11 + 2 + 6 - 2 = 24
dmg 1: 1d8 + 5 + 6 + 3 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 5 + 6 + 3 + (2, 3) = 21

atk 2: 1d20 + 6 + 2 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 6 + 2 + 6 - 2 = 26
dmg 2: 1d8 + 5 + 6 + 3 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 5 + 6 + 3 + (1, 4) = 21

atk (RpSh): 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 11 + 2 + 6 - 2 = 20
dmg RpSh: 1d8 + 5 + 6 + 3 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + 5 + 6 + 3 + (1, 2) = 18

Are you including the +2 enhancement bonus to damage from Bane?

Are you including the +2 enhancement bonus to damage from Bane?

Ha! Nope, only the +2d6. So that'd be 23 pts, 23 pts, and 20 pts.

Holding to see if Ashur brings her to the ground.

She uses mundane flight, so he would, yes.

Move to the north to get flanks from Ashur if possible. (Not 100% sure where he is, if not take the +2 and sneak off. I am okay standing in lava splash zone.

Attack 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (16) + 12 = 28 (Prayer, One Attack, Flank)
Damage 1d6 + 5 + 3d6 ⇒ (6) + 5 + (2, 3, 3) = 19 (Prayer, Flank)
Erin quickly takes advantage of the grounded foe, pouncing on her with a blade when she hits the ground.

Ashur bites her in the neck, and not in a good way!

Free action, Animal Fury: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (8) + 19 = 27

1d4 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11

He then tries to pin her.

Pin!: 1d20 + 17 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 17 + 5 = 29 If animal fury hit, add +2

It pins ONLY because she didn't try to mundanely break last round and Animal Fury hit.

Sweet!

Seeing the winged nasty crash to the ground, KULIK drops his bow, moves up between Erin and Ashur, drawing his axe on the move, and readies an action to attack if Ashur or Erin calls out for him to do so.

Done.

"Feel free to kill her, Kulik!"

Erin shoves her swords into the helpless foe while remarking.

"You had to make this difficult, hope your Duke's property was worth it."

Attack 1 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25 (Flank, Prayer)
Damage 1 1d6 + 5 + 3d6 ⇒ (3) + 5 + (2, 5, 5) = 20 (Flank, Prayer)

Attack 2 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21 (Flank, Prayer)
Damage 2 1d6 + 3 + 3d6 ⇒ (5) + 3 + (4, 2, 1) = 15 (Flank, Prayer)

Hmm, this brings up a good rules question: can I change the bane to another weapon as a swift action? The type can be changed, but it doesn't say anything about changing the weapon.

Bane (Su): At 5th level, an inquisitor can imbue one of her weapons with the bane weapon special ability as a swift action. She must select one creature type when she uses this ability (and a subtype if the creature type selected is humanoid or outsider). Once selected, the type can be changed as a swift action. This ability only functions while the inquisitor wields the weapon. If dropped or taken, the weapon resumes granting this ability if it is returned to the inquisitor before the duration expires. This ability lasts for a number of rounds per day equal to the inquisitor's level. These rounds do not need to be consecutive.

KULIK will attack regardless, but the extra +2 and +2d6 damage is important. I can just shut it off and then back on again, if the ability can't be switched to another weapon using a swift.

It's tied directly to the weapon. Though if you have another use of bane, you could just use another use of Bane to apply it to different weapon. You don't have to actively shut off the old one; more than once instance can be going at the same time, from reading what you quoted.

Marduk raises his own blade and smashes it into the pinned deviless.

"Go to Hell!"

PA /w Rage: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (4) + 15 = 19
Damage: 2d4 + 16 + 6 ⇒ (3, 1) + 16 + 6 = 26

Thanks, Burglar.

Also, since the deviless is pinned, she should be denied her DEX bonus and take an additional -4 to her AC. Those numbers should be considered for Erin and Marduk's attacks.

"Seeing the winged nasty crash to the ground, KULIK drops his bow, moves up between Erin and Ashur, drawing his axe on the move, and readies an action to attack if Ashur or Erin calls out for him to do so."

Adding to this action: swift to add bane to KULIK's greataxe.

Then, with Ashur's words, KULIK's readied action goes off:

readied attack: 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 11 + 2 + 1 = 34
damage: 1d12 + 7 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (9) + 7 + 2 + (4, 3) = 25

3/8 rounds of bane

confirm: 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 11 + 2 + 1 = 23

AC was 23 regularly. And, yup, I'm at least mildly familiar with Grapple, seeing as I retired a home PFS game alongside a Grapple-oriented Brutal Pugilist Barbarian. Citations are super nice, though.

Sorry, no offense was intended. I looked it up myself and since I already had the page opened...

Oh, no offense taken. I oft forget what these things do entirely, especially with the errata to pinned. I only truly remember the condition names and how much the rogue loved it when something was pinned and still somehow alive. BTW, add on the crit damage from the axe.

Marduk raises his own blade and smashes it into the pinned deviless.

"Go to Hell!"

[dice=PA /w Rage]1d20+15
[dice=Damage]2d4+16+6

"She's already there! So are we!"

"Shut up!"

Who we waiting on?

Kulik's Crit damage.

"Then stop being dumb and just kill her!"

You guys are killing me. Everyone at work wants to know why I'm laughing out loud. >.<

crit dmg: 1d12 + 7 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 7 + 2 + (3, 6) = 22

"I just want to get the Hell out of here!"

Greataxe is X3. Lemme expedite this for you, before I jump in with NPC puns. Bane doesn't get multiplied, though the enhancement bonus does? Doesn't matter in this case...
First hit: 1d12 + 7 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (9) + 7 + 2 + (4, 3) = 25
Let's check that math: 37 + 25 + 2d12 + 14 - 5 ⇒ 37 + 25 + (7, 6) + 14 - 5 = 84
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Marduk wipes the gore off of his blade on the devil's remains and scoops up Zarta again.

"Let's go. We still have a fortress full of Hellknights to deal with."

I know that feeling. Is her name Dante?

Ashur finishes off the devil-woman by snapping her neck and then lets her slump from his grasp. "Yep, probably my favorite part of this mission."

Well, you ARE in Hell, it's divinely comedic.

That is true... Which means Erin and Ashur are Jay and Silent Bob?

"If you're done talking about it, the exit is right there", Marduk says while gesturing to the portal a few strides away.

Erin talks too much to be Silent Bob. ;-)
No worries, though, cos KULIK isn't pithy enough to be him, either.

Before leaving, KULIK will tap anyone who's hurt (Erin's header shows she is, for instance) with his wand of infernal healing while it's uber-ized.

As we don't know how long the portal lasts and we've already been here a few minutes, I'd suggest that we go now rather than wait for the infernal healing to do its work.

"Right. Let's go." Ashur will walk back through the portal first.

As Ashur steps through the portal, it closes back up.

"That is bad."