Dungeon Master Heathy's Carrion Crown

Game Master Heathansson


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dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
oh, and does he want to attack zombie in N 11 or P 11?......

Say P11

"Smite the unholy walking corpses O Azulzu! Send them back to Uragotha's embrace!"


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Dr. Nigel Erebus wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
oh, and does he want to attack zombie in N 11 or P 11?......

Say P11

"Smite the unholy walking corpses O Azulzu! Send them back to Uragotha's embrace!"

Two hits.

The left upper arm guard comes off the armor; flesh can be seen beneath. They're zombies, and not skeletons.....

Alinya's turn.


Edwin pulls back his shimmering whip with a snap, giving a disgruntled snort at the still armed warrior.

At Wod's outburst, Edwin gives a small smile and 'tsks-tsks'.

"My dear Giraroj. If you WERE George, you would know better. First you have underestimated Wod's intelligence, something that George would never do. And now you learn that which George, I and these others have known all along."

"Never. EVER. Make Wod angry!" He smiles.


lol

"WOD SMASH!"


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"I am Giraroj. Wod just calls me "george" because he's a functional idiot."


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on call; just called in; I'll be gone for next....6 or 7 hours I reckon.


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just called back in......add another 3-4 hours and a nap to the initial estimate.


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

Castiel lies unmoving on the ground ...


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...aye...


Human Wizard 6

Alinya, wakened from some strange dark reverie by sounds of battle, strides through the door. She calls out in a clear voice, righteous indignation ringing in her tone, "This ground is sacred. Blessed in the name of the Lady of Still Repose. The unquiet dead have no place here."

Move just inside the door. Channel positive energy to harm undead. 1d6 ⇒ 6.


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map

Alinya moves to O13, and holy energy blasts the assembled foes. The injured one in P13 staggers back and falls.....

They retaliate.

k11 swings greatsword on Myron; 1d20 ⇒ 20

m11 on Wod; 1d20 ⇒ 15

n11 on Azulzu 1d20 ⇒ 6

and

Giraroj steps 5 feet back to o9,

"This is funny, Wod! Laugh!!!"

d.c. 16 wil save, or Wod collapses laughing and can't act, just do ROFLCOPTERS on the ground.......

checking a.c.'s for hits.......


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ugh....

crit confirm on Myron
1d20 ⇒ 4


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Myron takes 10 h.p. damage.

Wod is hit for 11 h.p. damage.

Azulzu is missed.....

groups' attack.....


M Human Cleric / 6

Rholf drools and blows spit bubbles in his forced and troubled slumber...


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that's the downer of pbp's.....a spell that jacks somebody for multiple rounds.....I feel your pain.....


M Human Cleric / 6
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
that's the downer of pbp's.....a spell that jacks somebody for multiple rounds.....I feel your pain.....

Eh, it happens... I'm readying an involuntary spasm and a dirty dream for next round, by the way.


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colorspray induced nocturnal emissions....


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

...

m11 on Wod; 1d20

...

Giraroj steps 5 feet back to o9,

"This is funny, Wod! Laugh!!!"

d.c. 16 wil save, or Wod collapses laughing and can't act, just do ROFLCOPTERS on the ground.......

checking a.c.'s for hits.......

1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5

<Wod falls to the ground and laughs hideously.>

*WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA*


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group's attack...


<Wod laughs at his axe.>


Rholf Kastigarr wrote:
Rholf drools and blows spit bubbles in his forced and troubled slumber...

<Wod laughs at him.>


Castiel of Fangwood wrote:
Castiel lies unmoving on the ground ...

<Wod also laughs at Castiel... and George's gibbled neck.>


"It wasn't THAT funny." Edwin sniffs at Wod's bellows.

"Alinya, I believe these animated corpses finally understand your displeasure. Please explain it to them again. Nigel, can your friend please finish what Wod started on Giraroj? Myron, I believe that your specialty is making things fall down. Would you be so kind as to demonstrate for our silent friends? Wod? ,... TAke a breath fellow, it wasn't that funny. Really." Edwin rattles off, and continues in similar bent as he flicks his wrist and sends his glowing whip out for another snap at the undead's weapon,...

Basically, My bard ability gives you a +1 on everything EXCEPT to hit/ dmg. so don't forget to add it in on your next save! :)

Another disarm attempt on same one:
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

"And you. GIVE me that before someone gets hurt!" He growls as his whip grabs the large sword the zombie is holding. :)


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I think Myron's knocked out......

This time, though, M11 zombie loses his sword to the crack of the whip.

And Wod thinks it's hilarious.


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Alinya, Nigel, Larissa.......


Human Wizard 6

"Back, all of you. Back to the embrace of your final Lady, to your just reward, to your slumber of ages." The indignation in Alinya's voice turns to entreaty, to a crooning lullaby promising sleep to the unsleeping. "Rest."

Channel energy again as Edwin suggests. 1d6 ⇒ 2


Azulzu will move to O11 and will attack 'George' at 09 (has 10' reach)

The lagre goblin-faced eidolon bares its many sharp pointy teeth and advances on the undead mesmerist

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 111d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 51d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 201d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 41d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 111d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Azulzu has trip if it hits

Trips/CMB rolls: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 81d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 211d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

Nigel summons his celestial hound

"Fidelus! Aid me in my time of need!"

Dog Stats:

Spoiler:
HP 13/Ac13 t 12 ff 11/bite 1d20+3/1d6+3 & trip/cmb+3

A shining hound with a collar that looks like a golden halo runs into the fray

Will have Fidelus attack zombie at N11

Bite and CMB trip if hit:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 91d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 71d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

So, for status, we have three down, two of which are unhurt, correct?


Human Alchemist 1/Fighter 1
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

I think Myron's knocked out......

Ayup. I'm at -1.


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Lady Alinya Gurov wrote:

"Back, all of you. Back to the embrace of your final Lady, to your just reward, to your slumber of ages." The indignation in Alinya's voice turns to entreaty, to a crooning lullaby promising sleep to the unsleeping. "Rest."

Channel energy again as Edwin suggests. 1d6

And they get blasted again; none fall though.


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

Larissa slips out the nearest door, moves to the other door where she can reach the fallen alchemist. With a quick prayer to the goddesses, she lightly lays her hand on his shoulder.

Cure light wounds 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

I believe that places her in L14.


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Dr. Nigel Erebus wrote:

Azulzu will move to O11 and will attack 'George' at 09 (has 10' reach)

The lagre goblin-faced eidolon bares its many sharp pointy teeth and advances on the undead mesmerist

1d20+5;1d4+3;1d20+5;1d6+3;1d20+5;1d4+3

Azulzu has trip if it hits

Trips/CMB rolls: 1d20+5;1d20+5;1d20+5

Nigel summons his celestial hound

"Fidelus! Aid me in my time of need!"

Dog Stats: ** spoiler omitted **

A shining hound with a collar that looks like a golden halo runs into the fray

Will have Fidelus attack zombie at N11

Bite and CMB trip if hit:1d20+3;1d6+3;1d20+3

Azulzu had to move more than a 5 foot step, and so gets one attack; he misses.

Fido can't find purchase past the platemail either; nonetheless, Larissa breathes a sigh of relief as she is now shielded by meat.

Larissa's go.......

who's down: 4, being Castiel and Rholf (the colors! the colors!) Myron (bleeding) and Wod (giggling, and wounded, but not bleeding out).


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Larissa Brightfoot wrote:

Larissa slips out the nearest door, moves to the other door where she can reach the fallen alchemist. With a quick prayer to the goddesses, she lightly lays her hand on his shoulder.

Cure light wounds 1d8 + 1

I believe that places her in L14.

MAP!!!

and Myron feels rejuvinated.

It's his go now......


House rule:

re: I just read that the summoner can only summon stuff if his eidolon isn't summoned......
I'm handwaving this. I don't think it's any good.


Human Alchemist 1/Fighter 1

From his sitting position, Myron tosses a bomb at the face of the zombie next to him.

The bomb hits the KJ 10-11 intersection. Attack roll 13+3=touch AC 16, damage 1d6+3=8 fire.


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Good show, old chap!

That zombie expires.


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Now them.

M11, unarmed, bashes Myron with his fist.

1d20 ⇒ 16

and

N11 whacks Fido.

1d20 ⇒ 5


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both miss.

The gnome backs up 5 feet, produces a wand, an shoots Azzulzu with a bolt of force;
Azzulzu takes 3 h.p. damage.

Group's attack.....


Male Human Ranger 7/Eldeen ranger (Gatekeeper) 5/Fighter 1

Miss! The natural armour bonus from my Mr. Hyde draught has saved me more than once already.


Ustalav Tourist Guide wrote:

House rule:

re: I just read that the summoner can only summon stuff if his eidolon isn't summoned......
I'm handwaving this. I don't think it's any good.

man, really? I tell ya, this class ain't so versatile. Sorry bout the full attack screw up


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It's all good. Yeah; I don't see why a "summoner" should be more gimped than a "druid" or a "wizard," one of which can have a NATURAL eidolon COMPANION, and both of whom can summon the hell outta whatever they have prepped.....


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Castiel:

Spoiler:
You awaken in a 15 by 15 foot room; stone walls; you're lieing on a pallet of straw, which reeks of urine.
There's a stout wooden door on one wall, with a barred window and a place for a 2 foot wide, 3 inch tall slot to open; also, there's a window outside.....also barred.
While you're at it,.....roll a d20.

Rholf:

Spoiler:
You awaken in a 15 by 15 foot room; stone walls; you're lieing on a pallet of straw, which reeks of urine.
There's a stout wooden door on one wall, with a barred window and a place for a 2 foot wide, 3 inch tall slot to open; also, there's a window outside.....also barred.
While you're at it,...roll a d20.


Human Alchemist 1/Fighter 1

Myron lobs another bomb into the scrum.

This one hits the MN 11-12 intersection. Sorry 'bout your dog, Nigel, but burning zombies takes precedence. Attack roll 11+3=touch AC 14, damage 1d6+3=7 fire.


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The dog yelps; the zombies burn......they're still up though; burning flesh and smoke smoulders under their armor though.

HUZZAH!!!


M Human Cleric / 6

DM:
1d20 ⇒ 13

In spite of the MASSIVE headache I'm currently enduring, I'd like to say, to my fellow Americans, Happy Independence Day!


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Huzzah! Thanx!!! Sorry about the headache....it's hotter than Hades, and I'm on call, and there's a burn ban so many of the fireworks are quelched here in Dallas, so I'm just chillin'......

Rholf:

Spoiler:
nothing untoward happens, in and of the roll.....


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

GM:

Spoiler:
“Wha ...?” 1d20 ⇒ 9


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Castiel:

Spoiler:
nothing untoward happens.....at the behest of the d20 roll. You have a massive headache. You remember the fight, the colorspray, falling and clonking your head. Then you wake up in this room that seems to be a cell.


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

GM:

Spoiler:
Does Castiel have any gear with him? Weapons, armour, anything else?

Castiel rubs his head and stands. He spends a moment praying to Iomedae for forgiveness for being defeated in battle, then begins pacing the cell, searching the walls and doors for any weak points. Take 20 on Perception check for 22, time permitting. If something cuts this search short, Perception check: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

both miss.

The gnome backs up 5 feet, produces a wand, an shoots Azzulzu with a bolt of force;
Azzulzu takes 3 h.p. damage.

Group's attack.....

<Wod laughs at Azzulzu.>

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