Dungeon Master Heathy's Carrion Crown

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M Human Cleric / 6

On my turn, I attack the tea pot! :)


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

Group Init: 1d20 ⇒ 10

Castiel, 13


Castiel of Fangwood wrote:

Group Init: 1d20

Castiel, 13

And Wod INIT 13


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

Castiel has continued to detect evil for the two rounds.

Now he takes a five foot step forward to M12 and attacks M11.

Castiel strikes hard with his sword, seeking to knock aside or slice open armour or visors, exposing the bone or necrotic flesh that he expects to find beneath.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25 Damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

Edit: crit confirm if relevant: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21 Damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Edit 2: Oops ... I didn’t notice that George won init, just saw that the other ones got 11 ... hopefully this action will still be doable.


Human Alchemist 1/Fighter 1

I'll drink my mutagen and then glug my Enlarge person extract. I'm in JK 13-14.


M Human Cleric / 6

Init: 12


And Edwin also goes on 13! ;P

"Wod,... No. That's NOT George! Don't get close! He's dangerous!" Edwin calls.

Will try to stay out of the way, but standing ready to intervene. I''m not so worried about Giraroj hurting Wod physically, but if he Does hypnotize him, Wod can do a LOT of dmg to us! :(


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

Initiative 13


Human Alchemist 1/Fighter 1

I go at 13 as well. BTW, can I swing the spear like a quarterstaff and do crushing damage, or do I take a -4 penalty to hit if I do that?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Nigel's on 13, and Alinya's on 12.......

before Castiel can do his bit as described,.....


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Myron Swackhammer wrote:
I go at 13 as well. BTW, can I swing the spear like a quarterstaff and do crushing damage, or do I take a -4 penalty to hit if I do that?

I will allow it ,without the -4, since a spear to me is a quarterstaff with a stabby thing attached to it.


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dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Nigel's on 13, and Alinya's on 12.......

before Castiel can do his bit as described,.....

map updated

Giraroj goes first......he pops down and moves up behind the zombies.

A blast, a cone of harsh color, smashes into Rholf and Castiel of Fangwood......
d.c. 15 will save, or nitey nite, gentlemen.....

(unconscious, blinded and stunned for 2d4 rounds, then blinded and stunned for 1d4 rounds, then stunned for 1 round).

Then, Castiel can do what he set out to do, if he saves.

(I was just joking about the tea service;.....it's not really there.....)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

So,......Castiel and Rholf save, then everybody's attack, and then the guys in plate. HUZZAH!!!


Human Alchemist 1/Fighter 1
Myron Swackhammer wrote:
I'll drink my mutagen and then glug my Enlarge person extract. I'm in JK 13-14.

Just repeating this. Giraroj is currently in a square I threaten. Do you want to move him, or did he make his Concentration check?


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Yeah. He'll be one over then.
Sorry; there's a lot of flack flying in the house right now.......it's quieter though.


M Human Cleric / 6

Will Save: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11 (2 of that from Larissa's Protection spell)

sigh

Rholf collapses to the floor...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

2d4 ⇒ (1, 3) = 4 then 1d4 ⇒ 1


Wod still isn't acting like he's in the fight. Moves to M10. If something AoOs him he'll stop at the destination that provoked the AoO and attack George's warriors.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

None of the armored men attack Wod, as he stands by his old companion.

"Ah, Wod. I knew you wouldn't turn on me."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

map updated


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

woah. Dave Berry is an avatar of Nyarlathotep or something.


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

Uh oh ...


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

None of the armored men attack Wod, as he stands by his old companion.

"Ah, Wod. I knew you wouldn't turn on me."

“Wod, no! It is not George!”


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Nigel's on 13, and Alinya's on 12.......

before Castiel can do his bit as described,.....

map updated

Giraroj goes first......he pops down and moves up behind the zombies.

A blast, a cone of harsh color, smashes into Rholf and Castiel of Fangwood......
d.c. 15 will save, or nitey nite, gentlemen.....

(unconscious, blinded and stunned for 2d4 rounds, then blinded and stunned for 1d4 rounds, then stunned for 1 round).

Then, Castiel can do what he set out to do, if he saves.

(I was just joking about the tea service;.....it's not really there.....)

Erg ... any chance I can use my attack roll as will save roll instead? ;-)

... assuming not: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13


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2d4 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3 and 1d4 ⇒ 4

and Castiel also falls to a tortured slumber, in some ways brief.....in some ways very, very long........his head making a sound like a coconut as it hits the floor.

Group's attack, then the guys in plate mail.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"You four," says Giraroj; "take the ones still standing and make them not quite so standing. I want those two alive. Got some ideas, I do....."


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"You four," says Giraroj; "take the ones still standing and make them not quite so standing. I want those two alive. Got some ideas, I do....."

"That is bad, George. Castiel teach Wod something good. Wod show you."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Oh, Woddy.....when did you become such a goody two shoes?
You know these humes all hate you because of whatever orc did whatever to whatever human to make you exist. F$@%em, Wod. F##*em all!"


I don't know whether non-lethal attacks work on the undead any more than Wod does... but at least he has ignorance on his side.

Flat of the axe power attack to the head. 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23 >>> 1d12 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20


And he does it calm as a cucumber.


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*ShhhhhhhhhPANG!!!*

his skull is cracked, neck is broke; head tilted to the side now permanently......

"Shammin' me, eh buddy? You'll regret that. Proud of you as I am for shammin' me, nonetheless I'm gonna eat your steaming guts....."

then he makes the Dr. Lecter "fpt fpt fpt" liver fava chianty sound....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

making me look stuff up....


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
...then he makes the Dr. Lecter "fpt fpt fpt" liver fava chianty sound....

"Huh? Why George not good, George?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"I......had a bad childhood, Wod...."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Edwin, Alinya, Larissa, Nigel, and Myron up to bat.....


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

I think it's safe to say that Nigel would have summoned Azzulzu or some other aid during the two rounds of buffing, but I don't have time to look at his options to decide intelligently.

Larissa, seeing the cleric and the paladin crumple, screams, "What have you done to him?!" She moves into the room and kneels down to check to see if Rholf is still breathing. Castiel, too, if time allows for both checks. I won't bother with a roll since it wasn't that kind of spell and the check should be pretty simple.

"Wod, have you ever seen a live person with a broken neck like that continue talking? I have seen many of those -- and living gnomes don't remain living long when they are broken like that."

Diplomacy 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Yeah....Azzulzu's in the hizowse....

They're both still breathing. But that's all they're up to.

Where art thou?...


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Yeah....Azzulzu's in the hizowse....

They're both still breathing. But that's all they're up to.

Where art thou?...

Rholf's square, most likely, kneeling to check pulse, etc., quarterstaff on the ground next to me. Not tactically a good choice, I realize, but it's what the character would do.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Got it.


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Leaves Edwin, Alinya, Nigel/Azzulzu, and Myron.


Gor blimey! 40 new posts. Well, here's goes nuttin'

Nigel blanches when he sees Wod adjust George's skull.

"Foul revenant! Azulzu! Attack!"

I am hurrying here, going to be real spotty with posts up to weekend, so if I am lagging please someone take my move

Azulzu lumbers forward, grinning evilly

Attacks (CCB): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 231d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 71d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 251d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 41d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 101d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Crit confirm: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 91d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7


Edwin narrows his eyes as Giraroj blasts his warriors companions with a rainbow of light.

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

"Color Spray. A stunning light-based spell. Harmless. But they'll be out for a bit." Edwin states flatly as he steps forward. "Larrissa! Step back!" He snaps, harsher.

He raises an eyebrow at Wod's unexpected attack on his 'friend' George.

"Very nice." He murmurs, presumably in appreciation of the actual blow.

With Larissa in rholf's square, I can't take a 5' step! ;P So I will move two squares, stand over Castiel, and use whip at range to try disarm on undead in M11.

Disarm, including all bonuses from spell and flank w/ Wod
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13


Human Alchemist 1/Fighter 1

Mega-Myron leans forward and rams his spear into the chest of one of the zombies menacing Wod and the fallen divines.

5' step to KL 12-13. I attack the zombie in O11. Attack roll 13+3=AC 16, damage 2d6+6=15. My current AC is 18, BTW.


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Myron smacks the zombie, but it can't penetrate the armor.

Need positions on Nigel's eidolon, I'll say it appears there and full attacks whichever zombie.


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Edwin Drood wrote:

Edwin narrows his eyes as Giraroj blasts his warriors companions with a rainbow of light.

Spellcraft: 1d20+6

"Color Spray. A stunning light-based spell. Harmless. But they'll be out for a bit." Edwin states flatly as he steps forward. "Larrissa! Step back!" He snaps, harsher.

He raises an eyebrow at Wod's unexpected attack on his 'friend' George.

"Very nice." He murmurs, presumably in appreciation of the actual blow.

With Larissa in rholf's square, I can't take a 5' step! ;P So I will move two squares, stand over Castiel, and use whip at range to try disarm on undead in M11.

Disarm, including all bonuses from spell and flank w/ Wod
1d20+6

Edwin's whip swacks at the greatsword, but the disarm just doesn't work......


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Just need a square for Azzulzu,
and it's Alinya's turn.....

map updated!


"George. You tell Wod be good, be good. Wod is good. Wod tell new friends George is good. Tell and tell and tell. Now George is bad. Now Wod is very ANGRY!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Wod, what you don't seem to realize is, YOUR FRIENDS ARE ARS-OLES!!!! Oh,.....nevermind....."


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

Eidolon about O12?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

oh, and does he want to attack zombie in N 11 or P 11?......

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