DM CH-P's CoT: The Bastards of Erebus (Inactive)

Game Master Feral


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Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

3.5
Humiliating way to go.

You know what I like about the campaign here right now? Interesting ic posts-not too brief, and your characters actually like one another.

Makes me happy.


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
The Elusive Trout wrote:
...and your characters actually like one another.

Wow. Your characters actually like each other!?!?

What's the point!? Sheesh! Do you even know how to play this game!?

This is a fish-eat-fish game, you can't go around being friendsies! (or frenzies, in your case, Trout...especially if you hand/swarm with piranhas).


That was my last post for today; I likely won't be able to post again until Sunday morning/afternoon.

Here's some information for you so you can adjudicate matters on your own until I return:

- The hounds have AC 18 and CMD 22 (26 vs trip).

- The hounds have 51 hp; none of the five hounds on the map are currently injured.

- Hound #12 currently has a readied action to attack the first person who comes adjacent to it.

- On their turn, the hounds will charge (if possible; otherwise move up to 50 ft and attack) whoever is nearest, and attempt to trip if they hit.

- The hounds have "bite +10 (1d8+6 plus trip)" and CMB +10.

- The three blinded hounds can easily be rounded up and killed once the remaining five hounds have been dealt with.


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

Sweet, let's run the encounter on our own!


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

I am a trout and not a shark! Stop trying to pin me with your words, pala-din-wit. >>; Yeah. That was the best I could come up with.


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]
The Elusive Trout wrote:

You know what I like about the campaign here right now? Interesting ic posts-not too brief, and your characters actually like one another.

Makes me happy.

<3

Except Appario. Nobody really likes him.


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
The Elusive Trout wrote:
... pala-din-wit. >>; Yeah. That was the best I could come up with.

Yet I still laughed and my cats gave me funny looks.

Such is life.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

You don't mean that, do you, Maddok? That's sad!


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

I'll handle map updates while Are is away.

I hope you guys are ready for some mind-blowing MS Paint skills!


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]
The Elusive Trout wrote:
You don't mean that, do you, Maddok? That's sad!

We tried liking him but he kept trying to quantify how much we liked him into monetary terms.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

I don't have money. I'm a fish.


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

Fish have to have some sort of currency.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Algae pellets, snail shells, and memories that last more than six seconds.


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

See, now you just have to convince Appario that those things have real world value!

Good luck. =(


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
The Elusive Trout wrote:
Algae pellets, snail shells, and memories that last more than six seconds.

What are you talking about?! Fish are all about currency (very heavy on weight measurement)!

After all, that's why they have scales! Heck, that's why the goldfish is so valued in the aquatic realms. And their land-based cousins, the silverfish. Not to mention the copper fish.

Sheesh...the fish are Abadarans of wildlife realm.


Fire Resist 10 Human Cleric 6,HP 40/40,Init+5F6R4W9,Per10AC18/11/17

They trade in Sand Dollars.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

I live in a commune shoal. We only trade in things we can use.


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
The Elusive Trout wrote:
I live in a commune shoal. We only trade in things we can use.

Communal Shoal!?! YOU COMMUNFISH!!

Now the slogan: "Better Breaded than Red" makes sense.


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

I don't hear nearly enough minds being blown.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

I'm a communfish! I can't afford cranial artillery.


Male Human (Azalanti) Hp: 96/110, AC: 30 Bard 8/Fighter 4

Our characters like one another? You must be crazy, the only reason I haven't sold the rest out to the council is I haven't been given the right offer yet haha.


Male Chelish Arcane Caster 12 HP: 98/123 AC: 38 FF: 23, Touch: 22 F:+16, R:+12, W:+19 Perception:+18(Effects: Mage Armor, Heroism, Barkskin+4, False Life, Freedom of Movement, Remove Fear, Shield

I have to agree with Derek. Have you read any of my posts?


Male Human (Azalanti) Hp: 96/110, AC: 30 Bard 8/Fighter 4

It's officially a competition, who can stab the others in the back first.
Hmmm, if I bet on Xerath i have two chances to win, once for him doing it, and once if *I* do it.


Male Chelish Arcane Caster 12 HP: 98/123 AC: 38 FF: 23, Touch: 22 F:+16, R:+12, W:+19 Perception:+18(Effects: Mage Armor, Heroism, Barkskin+4, False Life, Freedom of Movement, Remove Fear, Shield

That is true. Though if I do it, you won't be able to enjoy your winnings.


Male Human (Azalanti) Hp: 96/110, AC: 30 Bard 8/Fighter 4

Aaah, don't be so sure, they have casinos in Cayden Caelians paradise.


Male Chelish Arcane Caster 12 HP: 98/123 AC: 38 FF: 23, Touch: 22 F:+16, R:+12, W:+19 Perception:+18(Effects: Mage Armor, Heroism, Barkskin+4, False Life, Freedom of Movement, Remove Fear, Shield

That is true. Though all the best stuff to buy is here.


Male Human (Azalanti) Hp: 96/110, AC: 30 Bard 8/Fighter 4

They say you can't take it with you, but I'm not so sure.


Male Chelish Arcane Caster 12 HP: 98/123 AC: 38 FF: 23, Touch: 22 F:+16, R:+12, W:+19 Perception:+18(Effects: Mage Armor, Heroism, Barkskin+4, False Life, Freedom of Movement, Remove Fear, Shield

Well I'm pretty sure you can't.


Male Human (Azalanti) Hp: 96/110, AC: 30 Bard 8/Fighter 4

If the beast is going to keep spending so much time in the other groups ooc thread I may just have to move over there and chaperone him.
You know...since bards in general, and bards following Cayden Caelian in particular are known to be positive/calming influences and all.


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

Oh, definitely.

Followers of Cayden are known for their sense of responsibility!


Male Chelish Arcane Caster 12 HP: 98/123 AC: 38 FF: 23, Touch: 22 F:+16, R:+12, W:+19 Perception:+18(Effects: Mage Armor, Heroism, Barkskin+4, False Life, Freedom of Movement, Remove Fear, Shield

Wait, what?


Fire Resist 10 Human Cleric 6,HP 40/40,Init+5F6R4W9,Per10AC18/11/17

Appario..I saw what you did there. ;)


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

I feel like I missed something...


Fire Resist 10 Human Cleric 6,HP 40/40,Init+5F6R4W9,Per10AC18/11/17

A post deleted after reconsidering possible inapropriate content.


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

But that's the best content!


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
Andrea1 wrote:
A post deleted after reconsidering possible inapropriate content.

Lol. I don't think it was inappropriate content.

After thinking about it, I didn't want to dump puns into someone else's thread.

While I can't remember the exact words, I believe I warned against wearing red pants when butt wriggling in front of the Bull.

On that note, I now that have OOC thread dotted as well, I might pun-ish you more at a later time.


Fire Resist 10 Human Cleric 6,HP 40/40,Init+5F6R4W9,Per10AC18/11/17

No problemo.


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

Wearing red pants around the Beast might be a bad idea.

You'd be gored. Repeatedly.

It wouldn't be a pretty sight.


This entire page isn't a particularly pretty sight either, if you ask me :)

It's good to see that you made mince-meat out of those hounds while I was gone!


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

Yup. They never knew what hit them.

Once we finish up our brief post-battle RP we'll be good to move inside.


Male Human (Azalanti) Hp: 96/110, AC: 30 Bard 8/Fighter 4

Maddok is one cool dude, just look at the icy demeanour he has while dealing with problems.
There is one man who needs no lessons in chilling out.
Talk about taking it frosty!
But this far away from the snowy north he is in danger of melting when Andrea is around.


Fire Resist 10 Human Cleric 6,HP 40/40,Init+5F6R4W9,Per10AC18/11/17

No one can ever accuse me about being frigid.


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

No one would ever dare.


Male Chelish Arcane Caster 12 HP: 98/123 AC: 38 FF: 23, Touch: 22 F:+16, R:+12, W:+19 Perception:+18(Effects: Mage Armor, Heroism, Barkskin+4, False Life, Freedom of Movement, Remove Fear, Shield

Nope.


Male Human (Azalanti) Hp: 96/110, AC: 30 Bard 8/Fighter 4

Unless it was oposite day.

OR

It was a dare.

OR

They were hoping you'd prove them wrong.

OR

They they were tired but knew you wouldn't take no for an answer.

OR

The DM made them do it.

...
In case the third idea works, consider me considering it.


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

Or all of the above.


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12

Or if someone paid me. Is someone paying me?


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

I'll pay you one sand dollar.


Male thoradorian minotaur ranger (wild hunter) 5 [ HP 63/63 (0 NL) | AC 18 Tch 12 FF 17 | Fort +8 Ref +6 Will +5* | CMD 25* | Init +1 | Perc +8 | Effects: none ]

My poor elementals. Butchered like ice cubes. =(


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12

Chill out, man. You got them cheaply. You know what they say: freezy come, freezy go.

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