Alright, I just had to jump in here. I've made something new and different. I hope you'll play along and enjoy. :)
I need the following, preferably in order. Any one person may contribute any number of items, but not two in a row. Go! :)
Adjective1
Number1
Adjective2
Location1
Location2
Location3
Location4
Adjective3
Noun1
Planet1
Plane1
Plane2
FamousPerson1
AncientCivilization1
Adjective4
Number2
Number3
Number4
Number5
Number6
Color1
Color2
BodyPart1
Noun2
Adjective5
Adjective6
Adjective7
Adjective8
Noun3
Adjective9
Adjective10
Noun4
Verb1
Noun5
Noun6
Noun7
Adjective11
Verb2
Noun8
Adjective12
Noun9
Noun10
Noun11
Number7
Noun12
Number8
Noun13
Adverb1
Adjective13
Noun14
Noun15
Noun16
Verb3
Noun17
Date1
Time1
Date2
Time2
Noun18
Noun19
Number9
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Thanks! :)
Adjective1 = Flimsy
number one: 5
Adjective2: Dilapidated
Color1: Chartreuse
Location 1: Numeria
planet1: Akiton
Location 2: Rahadoum
body part 1: abdomen
Location 3: Ustalav
noun 1: hamsteak
Location 4: Nidal
Plane 1: Elysium
geez, this must be a REALLY long item...
Noun 2: Candle
Adjective 3: pathetic
number2: 1001
Date 1: 31st of October
Famous Person1: Hans Blix
Thanks!
Feel free to pick a few at a time, if you'd like. :)
Here's what's left:
Plane2
FamousPerson1 DONE
AncientCivilization1
Adjective4
Number2 DONE
Number3
Number4
Number5
Number6
Color1 DONE
Color2
BodyPart1 DONE
Noun2 DONE
Adjective5
Adjective6
Adjective7
Adjective8
Noun3
Adjective9
Adjective10
Noun4
Verb1
Noun5
Noun6
Noun7
Adjective11
Verb2
Noun8
Adjective12
Noun9
Noun10
Noun11
Number7
Noun12
Number8
Noun13
Adverb1
Adjective13
Noun14
Noun15
Noun16
Verb3
Noun17
Date1 DONE
Time1
Date2
Time2
Noun18
Noun19
Number9
Plane2: Leng
Ancient Civilization1: Sumeria
Adjective4: Golden
Number3: 3
Color 2: iridescent
Still need...
Number4
Number5
Number6
Color1 DONE
Color2 DONE
BodyPart1 DONE
Noun2 DONE
Adjective5
Adjective6
Adjective7
Adjective8
Noun3
Adjective9
Adjective10
Noun4
Verb1
Noun5
Noun6
Noun7
Adjective11
Verb2
Noun8
Adjective12
Noun9
Noun10
Noun11
Number7
Noun12
Number8
Noun13
Adverb1
Adjective13
Noun14
Noun15
Noun16
Verb3
Noun17
Date1 DONE
Time1
Date2
Time2
Noun18
Noun19
Number9
... So, does someone want to give me the next three numbers and an adjective? :)
Number 4: 3
Number 5: 2
Number 6: 1
Adjective5: numerous
Verb 1: kvetch
Now, who can give me three adjectives and a noun? :)
They just pile up so naturally!
Adjective6: prime
adjective7: middle
adjective8: last
Noun 3: adjective
Adjective 5: adorable
Adjective 9: drab
Adjective 10: inexpensive
Noun 4: squirrel
Switching Azouth's adjective 5 adorable to...
Adjective 11: adorable
... since adjective 5 was claimed by Laik with numerous.
Now, who can give me Noun 5, Noun 6, Noun 7, and Verb 2? :)
Noun 5: Japan
Noun 6: Roquefort
Noun 7: Unicorn
Verb 2: Expanding
Noun 8: breakfast
Adjective 12: cheesy
Noun 9: cactus
Noun 10: arithmetic
Great!
Now I need Noun 11, Number 7, Noun 12, and Number 8...
*giggles*
Noun 11: Noun
Number 7: 1112
Noun12: Number
Number 8: 78
Hee hee.
And, who can give me Noun 13, Adverb 1, Adjective 13, and Noun 14?
Noun 13: competition
Adverb 1: carefully
Adjective 13: gifted
Noun 14: dust
Noun 15 clock
Noun 16 goose
Verb 3: question
Noun 17: scarf
Ha ha! Almost there!
All that remains is...
Time1
Date2
Time2
Noun18
Noun19
Number9
How about one person gives me three of those, and another gives me the other three, and I finally post this amusing monstrosity? :)
Date 2: winter equinox
Time 2: noon
Noun 18: meal
Last chance for someone to contribute! :)
All I need is:
Time 1
Noun 19
Number 9
Going once, going twice...
Time 1 6:45 am
Noun 19 Caterpillar
Number 9 71
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And, here it is! Remember, you saw it here first...
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The Totally (Not) Legit Rules for Round 2 of RPGSS:
Describe a new flimsy location in Golarion in 5 words or less, and provide a map of that location. Examples of dilapidated locations include Numeria, Rahadoum, Ustalav, or Nidal, so long as it is located within a pathetic hamsteak.
Your entry must be set in Paizo's world of Golarion. Non-Golarion locations, including those on other planets (such as Akiton), other planes (such as Elysium or Leng), alternate timelines (such as "if Hans Blix hadn't died"), and time periods other than the present (such as "during the height of Sumeria") are off limits.
You must include a golden map.
Your map should be either 1,001" x 3" or 3" x 2".
Your map must be approximately 1 dpi when submitted.
Your map may be color, grayscale, or chartreuse and iridescent.
Your map may be abdomen-drawn or candle-generated.
Artistic merit of the map is not a factor, but submitted maps must be numerous, prime, middle, and contain all of the last adjectives from which a cartographer could create a drab map illustration for an inexpensive adventure. If your squirrel is hard to kvetch, consider using the squirrel Japan on a squirrel-manipulating Roquefort to create the squirrel on your map; alternatively, print out the squirrel on a separate unicorn, cut out the squirrel into adorable sections, expand it to the map, and create a breakfast of the cheesy map.
Your map must have a cactus indicating arithmetic, and a noun (such as "1112 numbers = 78 competitions").
If your map has features that aren't carefully gifted, consider adding a map dust (• = clock, o = goose, and so on).
Entries must be questioned through the scarf tool beginning on the 31st of October at 6:45am and must be received by the winter equinox at noon (maps must be emailed to meal@paizo.com with the subject line "RPG Superstar Caterpillar Wombat Submission" and have the same deadline as the squirrel submission).
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There you go, folks! Follow these guidelines, and I'm sure your map will get you through to the Top 16 ...or at least be really, really interesting! ;)
Many thanks to my creative contributors: Feros, Diella, The Gollux, Azouth, Laik, Covent, and Death Quaker.
Peace and joy to y'all! Game on! :)
----EDIT: Hm, I see Diella edited her number 9 choice from 'wombat' to '71,' but I think I'm going to stick with 'wombat' because I like it better. Cheers!-------
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oh wow that is amazing!
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...Cheesy golden map with a cactus and adjectives, and squirrel printed on a separate unicorn... ROFL!
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That is funny. I agree wombat fits guess it was funny my gloance read what was left as 2 nouns not noun number.
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I think it's safe to say that if someone managed to turnaround a map with those requirements, they would definitely be Superstar!
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I want to see the chartreuse & iridescent abdomen-drawn version!
Unfortunately, my squirrel is hard to kvetch, so that may lead to complications...
So, it's time for another one of these!
I need 2 locations, 3 adjectives, 4 nouns, and 5 numbers.
Give me something! :)
Let's see:
Location 1: Newark
Adjective 1: ugly
Noun 1: rutabaga
Number1: 3645
Location 2: Moon
Adjective 2: snaky
Noun 2: eel
Number 2: -25
1 adjective, 2 nouns, and 3 numbers left to go!
Who wants 'em? :)
Filling out the last stuff:
Adjective: Ostentatious
Noun1: Convergence
Noun2: Lizard
Num1: 4
Num2: 16
Num3: 64
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Then without further ado, I give you...
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What the Round 3 Twist Could Have Been:
Round 3: Create a Newark Rutabaga Entry
Create a rutabaga-style moon monster native to Newark including ugly eel, snaky convergence, and ostentatious monster lizard, in 3,654 to -25 words.
Entry Limitations:
Entry must be a CR 4, 16, or 64 monster.
Monster must be native to, and appropriate for, Newark.
Entry must be a new moon monster (not world-neutral or set on a world other than the moon).
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What do you think?
Easier or harder than Nar-Voth?
Anyone want to design one? :)