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Paizo's Creative Director foolishly reveals his greatest fear in this week's Creative Colleagues interview.
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Requires a login >_>
"Hey, James, did you hear about Sean?"
Holy #%*+ guys, that's no laughing matter. :(
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>.< Why did I click that link? Nothing good could have come of it...
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Holy #%*+ guys, that's no laughing matter. :(
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{hurriedly begins new chapter in the Paizmarillion} "With that utterance, the Empyreal Lord Mikaze, having been thwarted once too often in his pursuit of racial harmony, begins his Fall to Eevill®. And lo, Cosmodeus did laugh to shake the Nine Hells."
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So what you're saying is that dozens of Paizocon attendees should not show up all at once looking like this guy.
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Then with a quick costume change, all six dress as spiders for the Bulmahn GMed game.
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This thread is making me giggle on my lunch break. Fortunately I don't share an office with anyone.
Hail Empyreal Lord Mikaze!!
(Huge fan of this guy.)
In James' defense, clowns are effing creeping.
-Skeld
Word.
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Holy #%*+ guys, that's no laughing matter. :(
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The question is more about minotaurs than clowns, but...
Does using a minotaur to interrogate detainees constitute torture?
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Ah, Pennywise, villain of villains!
>:0)
When I heard of the clown shortage I was ecstatic.
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Holy #%*+ guys, that's no laughing matter. :(
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You realize that there's no exit from that labyrinth, do you?
Oh. You do.You REAAAAAALLY disappointed me. I'm no more your mystery cultist. All hail the new archdevil Mikazius.
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That ain't right. You ain't right. :-)
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Why Cosmo? WHY?!
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PANICSo how does he handle working with Cosmo?Cosmo doesn't wear clown makeup or big shoes or drive a tiny car or eat babies. Makes it a LOT easier to work with him than an actual member of clownus terribulus.EXPEDITIOUS RETREAT
EXPEDITIOUS RETREAT
That's nowhere NEAR fast enough.
Clowns are also amongst my biggest fears. But I love minotaurs. This thread is quickly becoming strange, minoclowns anyone?
I know something else that would scare James. 64 page Casmaron campaign setting releasing in November 2014. :)
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That's nowhere NEAR fast enough.PANICSo how does he handle working with Cosmo?Cosmo doesn't wear clown makeup or big shoes or drive a tiny car or eat babies. Makes it a LOT easier to work with him than an actual member of clownus terribulus.EXPEDITIOUS RETREAT
EXPEDITIOUS RETREAT
I've got this....mythic impossible speed and mythic haste...RUN
Such a pity, such a pity...jesters are fine though. completely different.Yes, because nothing about jesters could be even remotely creepy.
... how is his arm doing that
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So how does he handle working with Cosmo?Cosmo doesn't wear clown makeup or big shoes or drive a tiny car or eat babies. Makes it a LOT easier to work with him than an actual member of clownus terribulus.
Pardon me, but isn't that more a mime than a clown? Or does that make it worse?
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Pardon me, but isn't that more a mime than a clown? Or does that make it worse?So how does he handle working with Cosmo?Cosmo doesn't wear clown makeup or big shoes or drive a tiny car or eat babies. Makes it a LOT easier to work with him than an actual member of clownus terribulus.
In many ways, yes.
For one, you'll never hear them coming. D:
I am enjoying this suffering. You may continue.
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Pardon me, but isn't that more a mime than a clown? Or does that make it worse?So how does he handle working with Cosmo?Cosmo doesn't wear clown makeup or big shoes or drive a tiny car or eat babies. Makes it a LOT easier to work with him than an actual member of clownus terribulus.In many ways, yes.
For one, you'll never hear them coming. D:
And they can trap you in that invisible prison of theirs for a private public execution...
... how is his arm doing thatSuch a pity, such a pity...jesters are fine though. completely different.Yes, because nothing about jesters could be even remotely creepy.
Doing what? His left arm is in a perfectly ordinary pose as far as I can tell, and his right arm is somewhere behind him holding the staff.
Doing what? His left arm is in a perfectly ordinary pose as far as I can tell, and his right arm is somewhere behind him holding the staff.... how is his arm doing thatSuch a pity, such a pity...jesters are fine though. completely different.Yes, because nothing about jesters could be even remotely creepy.
OH THAT'S A STAFF
I thought the hand on the staff was his actual arm.
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That poor, poor clown.
That poor, poor clown.
On the contrary. He was sent to a place where he feels loved and accepted. That's called a happy ending.
Oh the mimeanity!
*shudder*
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PANICSo how does he handle working with Cosmo?Cosmo doesn't wear clown makeup or big shoes or drive a tiny car or eat babies. Makes it a LOT easier to work with him than an actual member of clownus terribulus.
Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ.
