JB always wanted to play the trombone but... you know...
-tiny arms-.
Billy the Goat has filed harrassment charges against GoatToucher.
ShinKakkaider is sued in Japan for similarities to the names of popular shows.
Draight is an avid swimmer, and has all of his considerable body hair meticulously plucked from his body daily by a halfling body servant named Herold.
Each day, Herold hopes for death, but death never comes.
IHIYC is a fervent Atari fanatic.
IHIYC's girlfriend makes him dress up as Manic Miner
equinoxmaster's girlfriend is Mr Ed
The Fiends color comes from laying on the beach too long.
JB has an undigested tricycle in his stomach. It is blue.
GoatToucher has galbladder problems, they quite nasty.
Poog got his name from what he likes to eat most.
JB eats by tearing flesh from carcasses with his huge toothy maw.
It's a bit obvious, I know. The fun part is that he poops confetti! He even makes a fun little toy-trumpet sound when he does so.
GoatToucher, on the other hand, lives on magic kabbalah water and goji berries, but has to have his own private sewage processing park and is often mistaken for the San Francisco Bay foghorn, despite living 1,500 miles inland.
Pulg is the sole member of a Barbershop Quartet.
Grundolker cross stitches inspirational messages and frames them. He then hangs them in the houses of his victims one week to the day before he comes for them.
GoatToucher plays songs featuring the sounds of goats when on Omegle.
EM loves pineapple.
The secret is that Charles Scholz's 'evil twin' was recently arrested for publicly straddling a pair of naked, supine fat men and rhythmically striking their bellies with two pineapples. The judge let him go when he explained he was only doing it because he couldn't afford timpani.
Pulg is a tiny lab man in a mechanical were-rat suit.
GoatToucher uses shoeshiner to acccent his bald scalp.
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Grundolker enjoys appearing in a puff of smoke next to random (preferably old, lonesome, and jittery) people's beds. Sometimes he will pretend to be an imp in the service of a greater infernal power offering diabolic favors, other times he will pretend to be the Ghost of Christmas Past "just here to schedule an appointment, because I'm kinda busy this time of year," other times he will pretend to be a motor oil company mascot shooting a candid scene. He is none of the above, of course, and never delivers.
Draight is a cross between straight and dreidel, more commonly known as the phenomena where one follows a straight line which just goes in circles eventually like a dreidel.
Draight is DLive's long lost distant cousin.
Draight is actually T.V.'s Charles Nelson Reilly.