Last one to post wins

[Molten Dragon]

Titano? I know that guy, he owes me money. Let's go!

[krevon]

Molten Dragon wrote:

Titano? I know that guy, he owes me money. Let's go!

Let me grab my crow bar.

[Auriea]

Oooooooh, who are we hurting today?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Message board troll's a perennial favorite, but he's busy right now. I talked him into helping me make sure my wading kiddie pool was shark-proof.

[Message board troll]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Message board troll's a perennial favorite, but he's busy right now. I talked him into helping me make sure my wading kiddie pool was shark-proof.

It's not.

[Captain Spalding]

Make him walk Gruumash's plank.

[GoatToucher]

Do... "things"... to him.

[Message board troll]

GoatToucher wrote:

Do... "things"... to him.

*runs off screaming*

[Cr500cricket]

*WINS* :)

[Wylliam Harrison]

Nope, you just lost.

[Triphoppenskip]

Ahhh. Evetything is back as it should be. Peace has been restored. MBT has ran off. And I am winning.

[Cr500cricket]

Nope

[Gorilla Grodd]

You were saying, Private Tiny?

*Crosses arms and looks disapprovingly.*

[Triphoppenskip]

Gorilla Grodd wrote:

You were saying, Private Tiny?

*Crosses arms and looks disapprovingly.*

Errr sorry sir. I'll get back to peeling those potatoes sir.

[Cluny the Scourge]

A rat is never subserviant to a d#%m stinking ape. A year in the stockade for you.

[Message board troll]

TWO PRIVATE TINYS!!!!! WHAT'S GOIN ON HERE!!!!

[GoatToucher]

This is great and all, but why don't we shift conversation back to my winning.

[Triphoppenskip]

Because I'm the one winning.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Nope.

[GoatToucher]

Yes, I clearly am.

[Molten Dragon]

Oh now just hold on a minute. Clearly I'm winning.

[Gorilla Grodd]

Less of all that 'I' talk, Captain Bean, besides I am winning.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

"Chieftain Poog, cache you tell Gorilla about, wasn't it half spoiled?"

"We can eat it, big ape and followers too, it only week old."

[Cr500cricket]

No you aren't, where'd you get that funny idea

[Auriea]

I gave it to him as to distract you, so I can win.

[Message board troll]

*comes strolling in gnawing on a rotten goat's leg from Poog's stash*
Win whut?

[Gorilla Grodd]

Blasts Auriea with a beam of gender change, if he wasn't a girl before he is one now! :-)

[Gorilla Grodd]

Ferocious George! For interrupting my post, smack yourself or one of your fellow soldiers!

[Message board troll]

Hey Private Tiny I got sumthin for ya!

[Old Doc Flumph]

I take the win for all.

[Auriea]

Gorilla Grodd wrote:

Blasts Auriea with a beam of gender change, if he wasn't a girl before he is one now! :-)

I feel so free!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*snaps a girdle of androgyny around Auriea's waist*

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Poog wins...

[R2-FU]

*beepbeepbeepDINGDINGDINGDINGDING!*

[Schism]

R2-FU wrote:

*beepbeepbeepDINGDINGDINGDINGDING!*

Translation: I, R2-FU do hereby forfeit the win to Schism forever.

Whenever I post here in the future, I am claiming the win for Schism.

[Message board troll]

General Ferocious George reporting for duty and the win!

[GoatToucher]

Again, no.

[Gorilla Grodd]

You dare defy the will of the apes?!

*Looks at Ferocious George while pointing at GoatToucher.*

KILL HIM!!!

[Message board troll]

You heard da boss Private Tiny! Kill the Goat Hugger!

[Triphoppenskip]

Bleat bleat. Im a goat. Sure wish somebody would come up and touch me. I'm totally a goat not someone that will stab you at all. Bleat

[Auriea]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

*snaps a girdle of androgyny around Auriea's waist*

:looks down and starts to pout:

Why would you do this?!
:pouts to the win:

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Auriea wrote:

:looks down and starts to pout:

Why would you do this?!

So there is certainty.

[Message board troll]

Who let that goat in here? Anyone seen Private Tiny 'e's supposed to be settin a trap for the Goat Feller. And every one leave nice man/lady lady/man alone he/she gave me a blankey!

[Gorilla Grodd]

*Feels an odd twinge in the soul.*

I feel, guilty for some reason!

*Casts remove enchantment and places a PERMANENT gender change spell on Aureia.*

There you go! And don't worry, your body is that of a woman, your mind is still male (providing that the side effect doesn't kick in).

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Grodd, buddy, leave him/her long enough like that and the mind'll likely switch over time.

[Triphoppenskip]

Bleat bleat bleat. Sure is lonely around here. Bleat. Just a lonesome goat wanting to be touched. Bleat bleat. Not a murderhobo in disguise. Bleat.

[krevon]

I think GoatToacher become TrollToucher.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Hey everyone, I found this box of magic butter. Anyone want it? It radiates moderate necromancy.

[Waterhammer]

No.

[Message board troll]

YES!!!! WANT!!!!