El Dios de los Almas Perdidas is banned for having gone all theological on us: be logical, Theo !
Logic demands that Quiche Lisp be banned once again, as that is the only way to progress on this thread.
I ban YOU, Fueldrop, because you made me type in all caps again.
Or was it in that other thread ?
It doesn't matter: I ban you on a non-sensical typographical charge, not wanting to explain in graphical (terms) to my charges my gleeful banning tendencies.
gran is banned for pulling threads at mixers.
Tirq is banned because he *Censored* with a *Censored* *Censored* *Censored* *Censored* and a spoon.
How could you?
Conman is banned for thinking there is nothing left to do. There is always something to do. Just yesterday I had stuff to do.
Tirq is banned because his avatar looks better then IRL.
Meredith Jones is banned for not being UL certified and a fire hazard.
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Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King is banned because his name is too long. I mean, we can shorten El Dios Del Los Almas Perdidas can be shortened to EDDLAP, and then there's the Vicious Chicken of Bristol who can be shortened to TVCoB, but yours can't be shortened in any good way. Dr. JJIIITK doesn't make sense, neither does Dr.JJ3TK. We'll just make int Doc Jan and be done with it. You're still Banned, by the way.
Tirq is banned because we don't have to shorten his name.
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***slither, slither, sneak, sneak.....ban***
The stig is banned for stealing my lunch.
Gruumash . is banned for getting rhinoplasty to look like Voldemort.
Ninjaotic is banned for not being sneaksy enow.
I wave my Wand of banning at Ninjaotic.
Ninjas make my eyes watery and my head spin with all their misdirection, blur and concealment enchilada.
Thank God they're so busy hiding they never have the time to actually do something noxious.
Conman is banned for obscure references.
Quiche Lisp is banned for expecting something other than obscurity from someone named Conman.
gran rey de los everything is banned for saying the S word.
*Gasp* you didn't... you did!?! Right, now and forevermore you are banned!
How could you, you fiend! There could be children around here somewhere! Actually no, scratch that, they're probably out looking at all the over 18 sites. It is the internet, after all.
Tirq is banned because reason isn't obvious, neither is common sense. The road to enlightenment is a long and arduous one. To concede that the world exists in simple terms is to diminish the majesty and wonder that is life.
It is simple and obvious. When you come in here you're begging to be banned. Why you beg to be banned might be more complex. But you look like you need structure in your life, so much so that you've wrapped yourself in electrical tape. So, I will ban you to fulfill your need for structure in your life.
DR Echo and the Bunnymen is banned for being a co-dependent banning enabler. And... our time is up for this session, please pay at the desk on the way out.
Dr. Slaad is banned for charging for therapy here. We're all crazy and advice is free.
I M Weasel says you are banned.
I M Weasel is banned because ferrets are cooler.
Meredith is banned for ferreting out the weasels.