A long time ago in a galaxy far
I happen to like nice men." Han looked
over his shoulder and winked at Panda Baba
whom was sitting next to a shaved wookie
a stuffed Grimtaash hung over the bar. A
man entered with a nervous youth, the bartender
But Uncle Owen! I want a Mountain Dew!
you guys better wait outside by the speeder...
Suddenly blasters fired and lightsabers flared; a naked
droid missing an arm said, "oh dear me"
eighty eight Tusken raiders appeared mounted on banthas
Jundland Wastes. Kaleb Otokogolek the leader of the
the Christian Inuit vapor farming association called for
a recall on all moisture vaporators. The promblems
made Luke say "I have got a bad
who can barely reach my pubes." Fortunately, a
lightsaber can!. A group of wookies came running
Ponda Baba's Bad Day over and over again
sly snooty sipped slimy sarlaac juice with a..,
Amidala's bare midriff and...Meanwhile, in another galaxy,
not so far away, Shouted a jedi, get...,
...me a copy of The Phantom Edit NOW!
moll and mollified the mallwalkers, snowwalkers, beatboxers, joeboxers,
Of his hip hop jedi pop lockin moves!
However his obessesion with womens foot wear lead
to twisted ankles, and broken lightsaber stillettos. But...
spends 250 credits a month on face paint...
and Mary Kay cosmetics. Oh the Darkside of...