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I thought Friday would never come.me too. Apparently I have to do that thing with my tongue Friday likes or it's nothing doing. Oh my.
When will you be home for dinner?
No, I call this Your Mother! Did someone call for me?
Why don't you call anymore?'Cause you might answer? Hello there, you.
Why don't you call anymore?
It was a rallying cry for you sons of b@&!+es to get cracking. I've got work to do. Plus, I'm not really the fight-the-battle-private type of guy. I'm more the sit-in-the-command-center-with-a-mai-tai-barking-out-orders type.Does 5-6 posts really count as a blitz? Why does my basement have to be your command center again? And clean up your plastic green army men this time!
Someone says something already. Get it over with. You complete me.
That's right ladies, breed with fhdm and get superhumanly powerful children! Okay, when do you wanna get together?
Is my wittle boy an internet troll?
CJ is responsible for Sebastian...
I blame CJ for the 4th Indiana Jones movie.And here I thought blaming him for Sebastian was cruel. I blame myself for that.
Does your mom still scratch her scalp for bacon bits?Tell her I say "Hi, Skittles Breath." She'll know what it means.She says hello, by the way.I pity your tardiness. Yes, why do you ask?
If you listen, and are very, very silent,......you can hear them munching Cosmo's slough. Mmmm... it's like pork rinds.
Pity away, you pale imitation. We all know deep down that you're a bleeding heart crybaby anyways. Go cry to your mama!You're jealousy is most unbecoming. Not all of us can be acknowledged by the man himself. If you like, I could pretend to pity you.You're the Budweiser of Sebastian clones.Pfft. More like "better than in every way".Wannabe.Poser.Just to be clear, Universe, I would be happy to take a TT faculty position in Kansas. Very happy.Sellout. Poor wittle Secretlyreplacedwith... Do you need a big hug?
You gave birth to a pony. You must have mighty hips...You watch your language around children, you naughty bird!Why am puffins smell funny?Why am callous jack named after feeling of palm on <redacted>? Are you hitting on me?
Why am puffins smell funny?Why am callous jack named after feeling of palm on <redacted>? You watch your language around children, you naughty bird!
C'mere you!
Naked enthusiasm! Oh boy!
Thread flagged for insufficient praise of my awesomeness. My wittle boy! *hug*
Slander! Lies! Rumors! Have you people no shame?None at all. *smacks CJ with large purse*
Forget civil, where's the gorram hookers and blow? Shame on you, you awful blue gnome! *smacks Urizen with large purse*
Please say nice things about my wittle poopsie.
Let's get my little boy to sue the impostor!
OooOOooh!
I said handsome, not cute, you degenerate palm people. *sits on Cosmo's mama*
My wittle Sebastian is much cuter!
Sorry you were not as lucky as I in the son department, dearie. My special wittle boy has been hanging around with the wrong people lately! People like Tarren Dei and and Celestial Healer and Mothman and that no-good Hugo Solis!
Shame on you, Sebastian!
Don't worry, we shaved her back hair for the filming. I made a new wig with it!
Hey, it was just a few times when I was in college and money was tight.You know your company has finally arrived when porn stars start posting to your message boards.LOL You and I worked great together!
I'll go with you!
Well, wasn't your old stage name similar to that one when you were doing adult films back in the 70's. Wasn't it Moxie Lovemaster?And you would know that how...?Tina did for her Mafia Wars character on Facebook. But she gave me permission to snag it for over here.Sounds like a good name for a porn actress. Shhhh... Sebastian doesn't know that, you dirty pervert! *wallops Garydee with soapbar*
Tina did for her Mafia Wars character on Facebook. But she gave me permission to snag it for over here.Sounds like a good name for a porn actress. And you would know that how...?
STSU!Pft, noob. Sebastian! Watch your language, young man!
::Hands enclasped, the pair spin briskly in sod-damning pirouette.:: Oh, you say the most wonderful things, my wittle jadey-wadey poo! *gnaws on meatball sub while spinning*
Are you having another bizarre spirit walk, or did you not get the thing fixed that you needed to get fixed? Yoo hoo! Mr. Jade, I'm looking for a soulmate too...
::The Jade opens his assassin's briefcase atop a skyscraper roof, revealing the black velvet interior in which ten segments of white rod nestle. He quickly screws one rod segment into another, like a take down sniper rifle, until a 10' pole swings hither and thither awkwardly like a pale phallic nightmare in the noonday sun. Is this a walking stick for a blind hill giant? An anti-insurgent device to be used against meddlesome squirrels on roofs? No... no this about survival. Stabilizing one end of the pole against his own hip, he stops just short of poking the soft gut of the person claiming to be Seb's mother, knowing well that should Sebastian ever swing by to see this bodies would rain down upon the streets below.:: *hugs Jade and plants a wet kiss on him*
Run to the light, Paizo posters. It's my sister!
Or is it?
Does anyone have something to eat?
Hello, dearie. It's just come to me that we should start a Ladies' Tea Society thread. Oh joy! Will there be something to eat?
Now you're just asking too much of me.Keep me away from the donuts though. :)Would you have a peek at my SupaStah entry and tell me how lame it is? No hurry and no pressure, just feeling insecure about it (what's new).We'll join a support group together :) More for me!
FREEDOM for my pooky-kins!
I want to help! My special wittle boy needs friends!
I miss him too!
I love this thread!
I wuv my wittle Gary-Wary!
I voted for my wittle Warry Wichman! |
