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Zelda Rubenstein wrote:

Do go into the light!

BTW, rest in peace, Zelda.

+1

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

I'm waiting for the...best...Atomic...Array...episode...EVER!!!

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taig wrote:
I'm waiting for the...best...Atomic...Array...episode...EVER!!!

What the very next one?

RPG Superstar 2012

Crimson Jester wrote:
taig wrote:
I'm waiting for the...best...Atomic...Array...episode...EVER!!!
What the very next one?

That one. Or the next one after that one.

Sovereign Court

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taig wrote:
I'm waiting for the...best...Atomic...Array...episode...EVER!!!

Free sandwiches every time you listen?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Callous Jack wrote:
taig wrote:
I'm waiting for the...best...Atomic...Array...episode...EVER!!!
Free sandwiches every time you listen?

No, I've never received a free sandwich. What do you know that I don't???

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
taig wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
taig wrote:
I'm waiting for the...best...Atomic...Array...episode...EVER!!!
Free sandwiches every time you listen?
No, I've never received a free sandwich. What do you know that I don't???

It's Jade's new marketing scheme, he's been in the kitchen for days making his new promotions.

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Callous Jack wrote:
taig wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
taig wrote:
I'm waiting for the...best...Atomic...Array...episode...EVER!!!
Free sandwiches every time you listen?
No, I've never received a free sandwich. What do you know that I don't???
It's Jade's new marketing scheme, he's been in the kitchen for days making his new promotions.

yeah but there is only so many veggie sammies I can eat. On the other hand I have had salads like 3 times this week.

I BLAME THE JADE:)


While what Jack and Jester say is true, I have indeed been toiling with this new meatless sandwich promotion, what you may not know is that one of them contains a golden ticket and the lucky boy or girl who finds it will be whisked away to Castle Moonstew to see how me make our scrumptious podcasts.

"I've got a golden ticket... I've got a golden twinkle in my eye..."

RPG Superstar 2012

I don't have a Grandpa Joe, so I guess I'm out.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Are there Oompa-Loompas at said Castle Moonstew?


taig wrote:

I don't have a Grandpa Joe, so I guess I'm out.

I'll go with you!

RPG Superstar 2012

Sebastian's Mother wrote:
taig wrote:

I don't have a Grandpa Joe, so I guess I'm out.

I'll go with you!

Um, that's creepily not the same.


taig wrote:

I don't have a Grandpa Joe, so I guess I'm out.

taig, you're in luck, like a formal dining restaurant has tuxes to borrow for those who forget them, we have a room full of Grandpa Joe rentals.

And yes, Jack, we do have a shrunken little orange work force, mostly senior citizens from Miami Beach.


taig wrote:
Sebastian's Mother wrote:
taig wrote:

I don't have a Grandpa Joe, so I guess I'm out.

I'll go with you!
Um, that's creepily not the same.

I'll take you!

Sovereign Court

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The Jade wrote:
And yes, Jack, we do have a shrunken little orange work force, mostly senior citizens from Miami Beach.

So that's why your place smells like prune juice.


taig wrote:

I don't have a Grandpa Joe, so I guess I'm out.

How about your Grandpa Joe Lieberman?

RPG Superstar 2012

Joe Lieberman wrote:
taig wrote:

I don't have a Grandpa Joe, so I guess I'm out.

How about your Grandpa Joe Lieberman?

Sure. As long as I don't have to vote for you...

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The Jade wrote:
taig wrote:

I don't have a Grandpa Joe, so I guess I'm out.

taig, you're in luck, like a formal dining restaurant has tuxes to borrow for those who forget them, we have a room full of Grandpa Joe rentals.

And yes, Jack, we do have a shrunken little orange work force, mostly senior citizens from Miami Beach.

You do enforce a dress code right?


taig wrote:
Joe Lieberman wrote:
taig wrote:

I don't have a Grandpa Joe, so I guess I'm out.

How about your Grandpa Joe Lieberman?
Sure. As long as I don't have to vote for you...

Ghhh... Nobody likes old Joe...


Callous Jack wrote:
The Jade wrote:
And yes, Jack, we do have a shrunken little orange work force, mostly senior citizens from Miami Beach.
So that's why your place smells like prune juice.

An old orange feller in overalls trots into the room, looks around having forgotten his purpose and shouts with dementia-amped glee, "Prunes? Wrinkly like me! Hey, speaking of wrinkles, that reminds me... Michael Jackson's father looks like what would happen if a California Raisin got it on with the devil!"

Jack, please... you're riling the help.


Crimson Jester wrote:
The Jade wrote:
taig wrote:

I don't have a Grandpa Joe, so I guess I'm out.

taig, you're in luck, like a formal dining restaurant has tuxes to borrow for those who forget them, we have a room full of Grandpa Joe rentals.

And yes, Jack, we do have a shrunken little orange work force, mostly senior citizens from Miami Beach.

You do enforce a dress code right?

When I'm feeling lusty, I'm a bit of a dress decoder.

But feel free to wear whatever you want around the Castle should you bite into the winning sandwich. Just don't dress as a shuffleboard puck or our elderly workers here might get confused and give you the jostling of your life. We lost a visiting consultant last Halloween that way.

Sovereign Court

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The Jade wrote:

An old orange feller in overalls trots into the room, looks around having forgotten his purpose and shouts with dementia-amped glee, "Prunes? Wrinkly like me! Hey, speaking of wrinkles, that reminds me... Michael Jackson's father looks like what would happen if a California Raisin got it on with the devil!"

Jack, please... you're riling the help.

Hey, look! Someone is on the front lawn!


Callous Jack wrote:
The Jade wrote:

An old orange feller in overalls trots into the room, looks around having forgotten his purpose and shouts with dementia-amped glee, "Prunes? Wrinkly like me! Hey, speaking of wrinkles, that reminds me... Michael Jackson's father looks like what would happen if a California Raisin got it on with the devil!"

Jack, please... you're riling the help.

Hey, look! Someone is on the front lawn!

Get off my lawn, ya little whippersnappers!!!


CHUCK NORRIS KNEELS BEFORE ZOD!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Hey Rone... why no Episode 39 Blurb?

Here I was all prepared to come over here and quote your Rant and say how we're slowly taking over your country and you give me nuthin' ta work with! ;)


flash_cxxi wrote:

Hey Rone... why no Episode 39 Blurb?

Here I was all prepared to come over here and quote your Rant and say how we're slowly taking over your country and you give me nuthin' ta work with! ;)

You mean this one from many pages back? ;) It got buried but quick.

The Jade wrote:


Episode 39 of Atomic Array fought its way past countless foes to make it to your eardrums.

Want to change genres, or just throw a curve-ball at your setting, but don’t want to throw everything out and start from scratch? Ever wonder how your necromancer would hold up in a cyberpunk world, or in a hard sci-fi setting? Savage Suzerain and the Savage Suzerain Player’s Guide may be what you’re looking for. Based on the original Suzerain game, this version is for Savage Worlds. It’s fast, furious and fun!

We asked Zach Welhouse and Alan Neil Bundock, from Savage Mojo to join us and talk about this great game.

Product previews for both books

Savage Mojo: http://savagemojo.com/
Suzerain: http://www.suzerain.info/
Fan Page: On Facebook

The Suzerain Wiki is very detailed, with more information than we could possibly fit in this interview. Highly recommended.

Ed’s Pick: Starshield
Rone’s Rant: “The Vanishing of TV’s American Lead”

Oh, and you get to hear me positively lose it on some squirrels.


Oh man, this totally faked me out; thought there was an new episode already.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Oh man, this totally faked me out; thought there was an new episode already.

Episode 40 releases tomorrow. I'm mixing it now... well, I guess you caught me not mixing it actually... but I'm certainly supposed to be mixing it now.

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The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Oh man, this totally faked me out; thought there was an new episode already.
Episode 40 releases tomorrow. I'm mixing it now... well, I guess you caught me not mixing it actually... but I'm certainly supposed to be mixing it now.

well get to work

cracks WHip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ah...this morning would have been a lot better for my schedule...

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

The Jade wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:

Hey Rone... why no Episode 39 Blurb?

Here I was all prepared to come over here and quote your Rant and say how we're slowly taking over your country and you give me nuthin' ta work with! ;)

You mean this one from many pages back? ;) It got buried but quick.

The Jade wrote:


Episode 39 of Atomic Array fought its way past countless foes to make it to your eardrums.

Want to change genres, or just throw a curve-ball at your setting, but don’t want to throw everything out and start from scratch? Ever wonder how your necromancer would hold up in a cyberpunk world, or in a hard sci-fi setting? Savage Suzerain and the Savage Suzerain Player’s Guide may be what you’re looking for. Based on the original Suzerain game, this version is for Savage Worlds. It’s fast, furious and fun!

We asked Zach Welhouse and Alan Neil Bundock, from Savage Mojo to join us and talk about this great game.

Product previews for both books

Savage Mojo: http://savagemojo.com/
Suzerain: http://www.suzerain.info/
Fan Page: On Facebook

The Suzerain Wiki is very detailed, with more information than we could possibly fit in this interview. Highly recommended.

Ed’s Pick: Starshield
Rone’s Rant: “The Vanishing of TV’s American Lead”

...

WOW... I think I lost a week somewhere! :/

I only just downloaded 39 last weekend, thinking it released last Friday. Weird...

Sovereign Court Contributor

Callous Jack wrote:
Are there Oompa-Loompas at said Castle Moonstew?

Sometimes there are Oompa-Loumpas!

d'oh! he dinnint!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Louis Agresta wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Are there Oompa-Loompas at said Castle Moonstew?
Sometimes there are Oompa-Loumpas!

They're there as tasty snacks in case CthuLou drops by. ;)


I love it when that happens.

But you know what I don't love? Getting dressed for work and not having the new episode to listen to while I get ready! RONE!!!!!!!

Sovereign Court

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I love it when that happens.

But you know what I don't love? Getting dressed for work and not having the new episode to listen to while I get ready! RONE!!!!!!!

I blame Ed.

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Callous Jack wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I love it when that happens.

But you know what I don't love? Getting dressed for work and not having the new episode to listen to while I get ready! RONE!!!!!!!

I blame Ed.

Ed is an easy target.:P


Crimson Jester wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I love it when that happens.

But you know what I don't love? Getting dressed for work and not having the new episode to listen to while I get ready! RONE!!!!!!!

I blame Ed.
Ed is an easy target.:P

And in this case, an apt one.

::Tosses Ed under the bus, eagerly awaiting the splatting sound.::

The free quick start PDF made available to AA listeners won't be uploaded until later today or tomorrow, so the show release was staggered, but it'll be out at noon today with or without that PDF. Cuz that's how we DO!

Why can't today be Freaky Friday? I'd love to swap lives with someone less achy, even if it meant I had to eat rum raisin ice cream and play field hockey for the first time. For those of you who saw only the Lohan remake, and never the Foster original, not only can't you get that reference, you're not allowed to get it. So there. I'm sorry but the human race has to have *standards.

*Okay, okay... the Lohan version wasn't so bad. It was actually Jamie Lee Curtis who overplayed her role.

Why am I rambling on about Freaky Friday? Because my noodle is running a little hot today and I'm drowning in a stream of consciousness. My kingdom for a buoyant pool toy.

Last Saturday, my friend's kids kept coughing open mouthed into my face. It happened well over ten times despite the occasional parental protest. I just knew I was going to catch plague.

Teach your children well, or I will tie them to a distant tree

Isn't that a song lyric? If not, it really ought to be.

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song lyrics???

waiting for Thor 2011:

(Little Boys)
Drum Section
Ready-set-Cut the demo!

You've got something about you
You've got something I need
Daughter of Aphrodite
Hear my words and take heed

I was born on Olympus
To my father a son
I was raised by the demons (boys laugh)
Trained to reign as the one

God of thunder and rock and roll
The spell you're under
Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul
I'm the lord of the wastelands

A modern day man of steel
I gather darkness to please me
And I command you to kneel
Before the

God of thunder and rock and roll
The spell you're under
Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul

I am the lord of the wastelands
A modern day man of steel
I gather darkness to please me
And I command you to kneel
Before the

God of thunder and rock and roll
The spell you're under
Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul


[counter clockwise mosh pit; swinging Jade around like a whip by his long locks]


LOL. OW, MAN... OW!


Atomic Array’s 40th episode drops like a bomb, y’all. That boom is the sound of your mind being blown. Five dollars, same as downtown.

If you listened to Episode 13, you know that Ed’s a big fan of CthulhuTech. It’s been a little over a year since we featured its Lovecraftian Mecha Monstrosities on the Array, so we invited Matthew Grau, from WildFire, to come back on and give us an update on how the game’s changed.

NOTE: The New PDF download we mention in the show will be here soon - we’re experiencing a slight delay. Check back this afternoon and it’ll be below (next entry down).

CthulhuTech: http://www.cthulhutech.com/

Cthulhutech books available at Paizo HERE and HERE

Ed’s Pick: The Things, by Peter Watts & The Thing, from John Carpenter
Rone’s Rant: “Little Things in Big Boxes”


*blinks* I was too busy moshing. What's this about a PDF? Transcribed?


Urizen wrote:
*blinks* I was too busy moshing. What's this about a PDF? Transcribed?

Matt Grau was kind enough to whip up a 50 to 60 page quickstart PDF for CthulhuTech free for AA listeners.

::Crawls around collecting clumps of his torn hair from the club floor, eyes shimmering in regret::


Well, that's almost as cool as this clip on mullet I'm making for myself. I look forward to free swag!

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The Jade wrote:
Urizen wrote:
*blinks* I was too busy moshing. What's this about a PDF? Transcribed?

Matt Grau was kind enough to whip up a 50 to 60 page quickstart PDF for CthulhuTech free for AA listeners.

::Crawls around collecting clumps of his torn hair from the club floor, eyes shimmering in regret::

YES!


Matt Grau will be added to my list of "People I like because they give me free things."


Urizen wrote:
Well, that's almost as cool as this clip on mullet I'm making for myself. I look forward to free swag!

Ohhh! It's a clip-on mullet! That makes so much more sense. I've been using mine as an disguise beard for my bullfrog. And by bullfrog I mean man fig. And by man fig I mean Honoré de Balzac. And what did Honoré de Balzac really mean when wrote the The Human Comedy? I'm pretty sure it had something to do with toupeeing one's privates.

Well I hope that clears that up. As you were.


And on that note, I'll sign off and go to my classroom and see how much of the episode I can listen to before the students show up.


Ah, I got confused with Balzac Jaws of Death @ GWAR.

I want my own Cuttlefish of Cthulhu strap-on plushie.

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