Aberzombie's Really Grim Fairy Tales:
The Princess, the Prince, and the Curse
Once upon a time, a beautiful princess was cursed by an evil witch. The princess fell into a deep sleep and began wasting away. The king's wize men and advisors knew that if the curse was not soon broken, the princess would die.
One wise old scholar told the king that only true love's kiss could break the curse. So, the king called upon a valiant and noble prince from a neighboring kingdom, someone whom he knew loved his daughter more than life itself.
The prince came. The princess had been laid out on a dais, awaiting her true love's lips. As the prince approached, he tripped on a step, fell flat on his face, and shattered his teeth and jaw. With the kiss unable to be delivered, the princess soon died.
Despairing over his clumsy fall, the prince hung himself from a nearby tree.
The fathers of both youngsters each blamed the other for what happened. A devastating war tore the kingdom's apart. During the final battle, a dragon swooped down and devoured both armies, then burned each kingdom.
The end.
You've just given me an idea.
How on earth did this thread get to 42,000 posts already? They grow so fast!
Oh, it's nothing compared to the old days. <cough,wheeze>
Here, have a daisy.
WTF?Seriously, WTF?
There are no daisies in this thread either. I hate you all.
I gave him a daisy a day.
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Someone says something already. Get it over with.
You complete me.
HEY GUYS! GUESS WHAT?
:D
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Taig, you're in?!. That's awesome!
Nah, that should be 'Taig, you're it!' And 'it' being fawesome!
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@AZ - I hope I didn't get you into trouble with an in-law by suggesting brain food. My mother always told me to eat all of my brain food. Just seemed natural that it would include brain cake for Charlie. Hehe.
F*@+ it dude! No harm, no foul. My mom-in-law knows how weird I am and accepts it.
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Taig Fawtlham. Isn't that his name?
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Taig Fawtlham. Isn't that his name?
With that kind of name, he needs a monocle, a pocket watch, and razor sharp claws.
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Taig Fawtlham. Isn't that his name?With that kind of name, he needs a monocle, a pocket watch, and razor sharp claws.
And a Teddy Roosevelt mustache.
PMG told me he regularly dresses as Teddy Roosevelt. Is Taig a distant relation, you think? Like Paris and Moorluck?
And a Teddy Roosevelt mustache.Taig Fawtlham. Isn't that his name?With that kind of name, he needs a monocle, a pocket watch, and razor sharp claws.
Oops! Yes! Amby for the save!
PMG told me he regularly dresses as Teddy Roosevelt. Is Taig a distant relation, you think? Like Paris and Moorluck?
They're like the Wilbury clan.
FAWESOME.
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Diabeetus...
...will rip your face off!
Rrrrragh!
Awoooooo.....
Also, good morning to all my fine friends here in FAWTLYland! Charlie had a great birthday, I think. Some of you have already seen pics and video. More to come.
And thanks for Charlie's birthdy wishes!
Other greats sharing Charlie's b-day:
Sir Christopher LeeMairkurion's Brother-in-Law, Father of his Nephews, with whom he played Burnt Offerings on Sunday
Some Fat French Bastard, name of Marty de Graw or something like that.
I don't know why I put Sir Christopher Lee. It was Alan Rickman. Me no feely good.
I thought the fight with the Frenchman went well, but from the way I feel this morning, at some point he must have sat on me.
Happy belated birthday to Charlie!
+1
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Also, congrats, taig. :)
Heh-heh. Was it just me, or did Zombie Mama say, "Dude, let me show you something?"
And since I think I missed saying it before what with too many tests and the flu all at the same time, good luck to the Moores with the relocation plans. The process of moving always sucks, but you're definitely going about it the right way, taking several months to plan things out. :)
And in other news...
...I got engaged over the weekend. Shocking, right?
This is a strictly Paizo-only announcement for now, since we're not going to tell her family for another few weeks at least, but still...
Gratz Shiny! I am glad that she accepted.
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Well, Kellen's IEP meeting went wonderfully! He called this meeting himself to tell us that he is ready to transition himself full time in a mainstream classroom! I am so damn proud of him! ♥
Well, Kellen's IEP meeting went wonderfully! He called this meeting himself to tell us that he is ready to transition himself full time in a mainstream classroom! I am so damn proud of him! ♥
Good job Kellen. :)
Happy belated birthday to Charlie!
+3
@AZ - I hope I didn't get you into trouble with an in-law by suggesting brain food. My mother always told me to eat all of my brain food. Just seemed natural that it would include brain cake for Charlie. Hehe.F$*& it dude! No harm, no foul. My mom-in-law knows how weird I am and accepts it.
The living, with their limited imaginations and social mores. *sigh* ;P
Happy belated birthday to Charlie!+3
+4!
+4!Happy belated birthday to Charlie!+3
+5!
Well, Kellen's IEP meeting went wonderfully! He called this meeting himself to tell us that he is ready to transition himself full time in a mainstream classroom! I am so damn proud of him! ♥
Gratz!
Karen loves her Kindle Fire and I am enjoying my new game system (My Kindle Fire). Now if I could only figure out how to upload files (the Core rulebook and the Bestiary) and find a good PDA program for it.
I'm pretty sure that the uploading files thing is covered in the FAQ, accessible from the kindle store on amazon. I don't remember it being terribly difficult. I have a regular kindle not a fire, but I can't imagine they made it much harder to do.
I'm pretty sure that the uploading files thing is covered in the FAQ, accessible from the kindle store on amazon. I don't remember it being terribly difficult. I have a regular kindle not a fire, but I can't imagine they made it much harder to do.
Thanks lynora. I need to get a standard USB to mini-USB cord to help with the file transfer. But I will check the FAQ over at the Kindle site.