The Callous Jack Impersonater-Free Thread

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Anti-Pseudo-Callous Jack Cloaking:

You, like me, gentle reader, have years of happy memories of Callous Jack, the famous golem with his own cult, and his callous escapades on these boards. Then, all too soon, Callous Jack, simply the Boss or CJ to his callousest friends, was taken from us. We looked for him high and low, yet he was gone. Rumors circulated for months, and then even those grew still. Finally, Callous Jack was declared dead, and his cult's clubhouse passed from prominence to almost complete obscurity. The massive clubhouse stood as a fitting monument to his passing: just as it would never again be full of boisterous, drunken Jacks and their companions, and its remodeling never complete, so CJ would never return to us. Now, after we lose track of the long passage of time, one claiming to be Callous Jack appears. The cult does not resurge, but he wanders around, a brain without a golem's body, a metaphor for the headless cult and the disembodied Jack whose ghost no doubt wanders the gray wastes forever. But be warned! Impersonation is never undertaken without some devious scheme to bring harm. Do not tolerate this desecration of the Callous golem and all that he stood for! We must unmask this false Brain Jack for who he truly is, and punish him for his profanation! Neither his friends, his enemies, nor his flunkies can afford to stand by and allow his scheme to go unchallenged!

[George the Rabbit]

I am not a Jack-Rabbit!

[Sebastian's Mother]

Let's get my little boy to sue the impostor!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

George the Rabbit wrote:

I am not a Jack-Rabbit!

Huh. I had no idea George could be a female name.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Sebastian's Mother wrote:

Let's get my little boy to sue the impostor!

Now there's an idea! Sue him for all of CJ's stuff he has no doubt stolen. We can split it evenly among the true jacks.

[Frat Jack]

I heard the liquid on that brain jar is actual beer, so he MAY be THE Callous Jack!

[Obi-Jack]

Frat Jack wrote:

I heard the liquid on that brain jar is actual beer, so he MAY be THE Callous Jack!

Lies, LIES! If it were so, would it have not been revealed to me by The JACK?

[George the Rabbit]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

George the Rabbit wrote:

I am not a Jack-Rabbit!

Huh. I had no idea George could be a female name.

Looks puzzled for a moment then goes back to eating the tasty greenery of Mairkurion's face.

You never heard the name Georgina before?

[Hungry Jack]

Hungry Jack®? YUM?

[Dire taig]

RRRRAAAGGHHHHH!

[George the Rabbit]

Dire taig wrote:

RRRRAAAGGHHHHH!

I'm a monster...

[Cultist of Jack]

This looks like a good spot. sets down some lumber and begins building a new clubhouse.

[Lady Pood Pood]

Cultist of Jack wrote:

This looks like a good spot. sets down some lumber and begins building a new clubhouse.

{piddles on foundation}

[Cultist of Jack]

Punts the poodle

Ah, just like old times.

[Lady Pood Pood]

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Punts the poodle

Ah, just like old times.

{flies through air} Don't be hating! I was born this waaaaaaaay....

[Macaroni Slaad]

*hides conspicuously*

[Frat Jack]

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Punts the poodle

Ah, just like old times.

Where's the beer and the bab....beer?

[Darth Knight]

I feel a strange disturbance....as if someone farted.

[Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger]

No, that was me leaving the beer bath. I gonna lick myself clean now.

[Surly Troglodytes]

Darth Knight wrote:

I feel a strange disturbance....as if someone farted.

It was probably Mairkurion.

[Eekster Buhnay]

{hops in} Would anyone care for a Slaadbury Creme Egg?

[Marijuakurion {4:20}]

Can it be smoked?

{twirls 'stasche}

[Peace LVR]

Bong hit?

[CourtFool]

The jack that can be told
is not the eternal Jack
The jack that can be named
is not the eternal Jack.

[Callous Jack.]

CourtFool wrote:

The jack that can be told

is not the eternal Jack
The jack that can be named
is not the eternal Jack.

The mark of a moderate man

is freedom from Courtfool's ideas.

[CourtFool]

Callous Jack. wrote:

The mark of a moderate man

is freedom from Courtfool's ideas.

I never said I was an easy poodle to live with.