What organ will Cosmo leave behind at GenCon 2011?


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Grand Lodge

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Any ideas?


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Skeld wrote:
Any ideas?

Appendix.


Spleen. Unless there's a stabbing involved, then kidney instead.


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Heart is right out...I have it on good authority that he sold that years ago.

Liberty's Edge

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One those big pipe ones like a cathedral's I hope. Indy needs more organ music.


How much discussion about Cosmo's organ is really necessary?

Liberty's Edge

He'll get mugged for his 'stache.

Liberty's Edge

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Tokoz wrote:
He'll get mugged for his 'stache.

I was hoping that he wouldn't leave that. I'm more of afraid of it mugging ppl than the opposite.


Tessius wrote:
Tokoz wrote:
He'll get mugged for his 'stache.
I was hoping that he wouldn't leave that. I'm more of afraid of it mugging ppl than the opposite.

Any rumors you have heard are lies. I only borrowed Sutter's wallet. He then fell and hit his head by accident. That is all.


Skeld wrote:

What organ will Cosmo leave behind at GenCon 2011?

Any ideas?

One of his own organs, or someone else's? I hear he's quite deadly with either a ginzsu steak knife or his vorpal 'stache.

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Justin Franklin wrote:
Skeld wrote:
Any ideas?
Appendix.

I have dibs on that one this year.


Copious sloughing of his integumentary system, I imagine.

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Copious sloughing of his integumentary system, I imagine.

I prefer to keep the relative copiousness of this particular sloughing to myself as much as possible.

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...attempts to resist urge to make joke about 'pulling a groin muscle':
...and fails.


Sorry, I am already spoken for...

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please let it be something fatal, please let it be something fatal


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Cosmo wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Copious sloughing of his integumentary system, I imagine.
I prefer to keep the relative copiousness of this particular sloughing to myself as much as possible.

It's inevitable. You're dropping bits of it everywhere even as we speak. Microscopic insects covering every inch of the floor are dining on it....

Sovereign Court

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Copious sloughing of his integumentary system, I imagine.
I prefer to keep the relative copiousness of this particular sloughing to myself as much as possible.
It's inevitable. You're dropping bits of it everywhere even as we speak. Microscopic insects covering every inch of the floor are dining on it....

So very, very wrong...

Sovereign Court

either a Hammond, if we're talking instrument, or a liver, if we're talking internal. I suspect the liver will not be his ...


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Callous Jack wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Copious sloughing of his integumentary system, I imagine.
I prefer to keep the relative copiousness of this particular sloughing to myself as much as possible.
It's inevitable. You're dropping bits of it everywhere even as we speak. Microscopic insects covering every inch of the floor are dining on it....
So very, very wrong...

They even live on the integument that has.....not....yet....been....sloughed.....

they pirouette on all of our eyeballs nightly...


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Bender: Sure, I'm charitable. Remember I gave blood one year?

Fry: Whose blood?

Bender: I don't know. Some guy's.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
they pirouette on all of our eyeballs nightly...

I wish they didn't wear tap shoes.

Liberty's Edge

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Treppa wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
they pirouette on all of our eyeballs nightly...
I wish they didn't wear tap shoes.

But how else will they entertain the skin mites?


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Laying eggs in every nook and cranny, every fold, every crease.....


Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
they pirouette on all of our eyeballs nightly...
I wish they didn't wear tap shoes.
But how else will they entertain the skin mites?

This sounds like a very entertaining spinoff of The Muppet Show.

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Sebastian wrote:

please let it be something fatal, please let it be something fatal

Look at that.. Sebastian and I are in total agreement.

Jason


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If you listen, and are very, very silent,......you can hear them munching Cosmo's slough.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
If you listen, and are very, very silent,......you can hear them munching Cosmo's slough.

Mmmm... it's like pork rinds.


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They scrabble about there, under the taut polyester, as they swish together back-and-forth,......back-and-forth,......as she searches from room to room for her jackal-headed issue......

Grand Lodge

bugleyman wrote:
Heart is right out...I have it on good authority that he sold that years ago.

Didn't he leave that in San Francisco??


>take your pic<

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I vote for cosmo leaving no organs behind. Mainly because I have been allowed two days off to go to GenCon this year for vacation and if Cosmo ends up out of commission in the hospital getting another organ removed, I do NOT want to be conscripted into working.

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Sara Marie wrote:
I vote for cosmo leaving no organs behind. Mainly because I have been allowed two days off to go to GenCon this year for vacation and if Cosmo ends up out of commission in the hospital getting another organ removed, I do NOT want to be conscripted into working.

And hear I was wondering if someone would dope his food and SHAVE him.

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Jason Bulmahn wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

please let it be something fatal, please let it be something fatal

Look at that.. Sebastian and I are in total agreement.

Jason

No, Jason, he said "fatal" not F.A.T.A.L. :P

-Stratton


Dylan Green wrote:
How much discussion about Cosmo's organ is really necessary?

Hah! New Sales Assistant spotted!

Whatever you do, don't let them promote your to marketing/events manager. I hear that the last three candidates to hold the post, Professors Quirrell, Lockhart, and Lupin have all left very abruptly under mysterious circumstances. The ministry has of course denied strenuously that there is any truth in rumours of the involvement of 'he who must not be named' or his former servants...


Reckless wrote:
Jason Bulmahn wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

please let it be something fatal, please let it be something fatal

Look at that.. Sebastian and I are in total agreement.

Jason

No, Jason, he said "fatal" not F.A.T.A.L. :P

-Stratton

Bulmahn and the Unfrozen Pony Lawyer playing F.A.T.A.L.?! Everyone, role for SAN drain. 1d20 - 15 ⇒ (8) - 15 = -7 {sighs} Shazbot!

{gibbers quietly in corner}


Jason Bulmahn wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

please let it be something fatal, please let it be something fatal

Look at that.. Sebastian and I are in fatal agreement.

Jason

FIFY

Scarab Sages

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
This sounds like a very entertaining spinoff of The Muppet Show.

If Cosmo is involved, it's more likely to be the show-closer from Meet The Feebles, surely?

Scarab Sages

Justin Franklin wrote:
Appendix.

Specifically; 'Appendix N'.

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Tokoz wrote:
He'll get mugged for his 'stache.

You came closest to winning the pool.


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I would say the GenCon bad luck got transferred to the Teter's this year, with their airplane mechanical issues.


Skeld wrote:
Any ideas?

Spleen

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