John Kretzer |
Sebastion is a lawyer...ergo he is a shark...thus there can't be a civil discussing about him.
just kidding my dad is a lawyer...so pretty much I think lawyers are great...especialy when there are family members and get me off lightly from some serious tickets.
So...Sebastion is a lawyer...ergo he can get you off of traffic ticks...thus he is great.
General Silliness General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III |
Crimson Jester |
Sebastion is a lawyer...ergo he is a shark...thus there can't be a civil discussing about him.
just kidding my dad is a lawyer...so pretty much I think lawyers are great...especialy when there are family members and get me off lightly from some serious tickets.
So...Sebastion is a lawyer...ergo he can get you off of traffic ticks...thus he is great.
Wrong type of lawyer..... he can do other things ;)
Ambrosia Slaad |
Sebastian's radiance blinds the sun. That's not a tan on your arms... that's baked-in proximity awesomeness.
Damnit, why does The Jade get all the best lines? I'm gonna talk to the writers and demand better lines! {storms off, gets "accidentally" smushed by piano falling down an elevator shaft}
Sebastian Bella Sara Charter Superscriber |
Ambrosia Slaad |
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:Damnit, why does The Jade get all the best lines? I'm gonna talk to the writers and demand better lines! {storms off, gets "accidentally" smushed by piano falling down an elevator shaft}Sebastian's radiance blinds the sun. That's not a tan on your arms... that's baked-in proximity awesomeness.
Are you kidding? I had to camp in a lawn chair on the street for three full days to be first through those doors. Not worth it!
I knew he was a carcinogen.Quote:{sings (badly):} "Sebastian's so bright
Gotta wear shades."
We puny mortals must lotion-slather ourselves in SPF Supernovae to survive his presence.
The Jade |
Heathansson wrote:"TASTE THE RAINBOW... PUNK!"Sebastian wrote:I don't know why anyone thought there'd be any controversy in this thread. It's unanimous that I am full of Wind...
And skittles...
Neat. :)
Tensor |
I don't know why anyone thought there'd be any controversy in this thread. It's unanimous that I am full of Win...
And skittles...
I am completely offended by this statement. (Actually what I am feeling is shame after you pointed out my flaws, but I'm pretending to be offended).
I'm flagging you.
John Kretzer |
John Kretzer wrote:Wrong type of lawyer..... he can do other things ;)Sebastion is a lawyer...ergo he is a shark...thus there can't be a civil discussing about him.
just kidding my dad is a lawyer...so pretty much I think lawyers are great...especialy when there are family members and get me off lightly from some serious tickets.
So...Sebastion is a lawyer...ergo he can get you off of traffic ticks...thus he is great.
Um any kind of lawyer can go defend you at traffic court...it is not like it is complex...and all they show is ifv the presuctor is not willing to deal...they will take it to court...which they don't really want to do over a traffic ticket.
Celestial Hippeh Lawyer |
Um any kind of lawyer can go defend you at traffic court...it is not like it is complex...and all they show is ifv the presuctor is not willing to deal...they will take it to court...which they don't really want to do over a traffic ticket.
Ah, you've never seen His Unfrozen Ponyness in court! He's so Epic Win, he can simultaneously defend his client, act as a key witness for the prosecution, and fill-in for the bailiff and court stenographer... all with no conflict of interest! Plus, he still gets triple overtime billing x 4!
During recess, he entertains the kids with free skittles and inflated condom balloon animals.
Plus, he even got me this freesuitcasefullofthisamazingwhitepowderHOOHAH! <SNORT> {passes out}