A Civil Sebastian Discussion


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Please say nice things about my wittle poopsie.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

It's people!!!!!


I've heard 'things' abut Sebastian.

>.>
<.<

hides in the shadows


Make me.

Sovereign Court

Sebastian is the nicest pony lawyer (lawyer pony?) I have ever met.*

<snicker>poopsie</snicker>

*disclaimer: he is the only lawyer pony/pony lawyer I have ever met.


Losers.


Puh-lease. He can't hold a candle to either one of my little snuggums, even with both of his eyes.


Forget civil, where's the gorram hookers and blow?

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Forget civil, where's the gorram hookers and blow?

Sebastian probably bogarted it all. X_X


Urizen wrote:
Forget civil, where's the gorram hookers and blow?

Shame on you, you awful blue gnome!

*smacks Urizen with large purse*


I demand whoores. Biatches leave.


I believe Sebastian practices Civil Law. As opposed to Criminal Law. But when he practices it feels like something criminal is going on.

At least that's what my brother's friend's cousin's neighbor told them.


Emperor7 wrote:

I believe Sebastian practices Civil Law. As opposed to Criminal Law. But when he practices it feels like something criminal is going on.

At least that's what my brother's friend's cousin's neighbor told them.

I also heard that!


Slander! Lies! Rumors! Have you people no shame?


Inconceivable!

The Exchange

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Slander! Lies! Rumors! Have you people no shame?

None at all.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Slander! Lies! Rumors! Have you people no shame?
None at all.

*smacks CJ with large purse*


Sebastian is the greatest being that walks this earth. ALL HAIL SEBASTIAN!!!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Thread flagged for insufficient praise of my awesomeness.


Sebastian wrote:
Flagged for insufficient praise of my awesomeness.

Forgive me Dread Pony. I shall do better in future endeavors.


Sebastion is a lawyer...ergo he is a shark...thus there can't be a civil discussing about him.

just kidding my dad is a lawyer...so pretty much I think lawyers are great...especialy when there are family members and get me off lightly from some serious tickets.

So...Sebastion is a lawyer...ergo he can get you off of traffic ticks...thus he is great.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

Y'know... it is only 98% of lawyers that give the other 2% a bad name.

Sebastian is definitely on one side of that equation.


Sebastian wrote:
Thread flagged for insufficient praise of my awesomeness.

My wittle boy!

*hug*


General Silliness wrote:

Y'know... it is only 98% of lawyers that give the other 2% a bad name.

Sebastian is definitely on one side of that equation.

LOL

That is a great line...I'll have to remember it.

The Exchange

John Kretzer wrote:

Sebastion is a lawyer...ergo he is a shark...thus there can't be a civil discussing about him.

just kidding my dad is a lawyer...so pretty much I think lawyers are great...especialy when there are family members and get me off lightly from some serious tickets.

So...Sebastion is a lawyer...ergo he can get you off of traffic ticks...thus he is great.

Wrong type of lawyer..... he can do other things ;)


Sebastian wrote:
Thread flagged for insufficient praise of my awesomeness.

Sounds like someone is a little insecure.

Silver Crusade

The very existence of this thread is feeding his ego.


General Silliness wrote:

Y'know... it is only 98% of lawyers that give the other 2% a bad name.

Sebastian is definitely on one side of that equation.

For future reference, it's whichever side is the most AWESOME!

Sovereign Court

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
For future reference, it's whichever side is the most AWESOME!

Is that awesome by inspiring fear or reverence?

And having asked that question, I am dreading Sebastian's inevitable response ...


Sebastian's radiance blinds the sun. That's not a tan on your arms... that's baked-in proximity awesomeness.


If there's anyone that knows about winning, it's me. Duh!

This Sebastian guy has buttloads of adonis DNA.


The Jade wrote:

Sebastian's radiance blinds the sun. That's not a tan on your arms... that's baked-in proximity awesomeness.

Damnit, why does The Jade get all the best lines? I'm gonna talk to the writers and demand better lines! {storms off, gets "accidentally" smushed by piano falling down an elevator shaft}


The Jade wrote:

Sebastian's radiance blinds the sun. That's not a tan on your arms... that's baked-in proximity awesomeness.

I knew he was a carcinogen.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The Jade wrote:

Sebastian's radiance blinds the sun. That's not a tan on your arms... that's baked-in proximity awesomeness.

I knew he was a carcinogen.

{sings (badly):} "Sebastian's so bright

Gotta wear shades."

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

I don't know why anyone thought there'd be any controversy in this thread. It's unanimous that I am full of Win...

And skittles...

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:

I don't know why anyone thought there'd be any controversy in this thread. It's unanimous that I am full of Wind...

And skittles...


Heathansson wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

I don't know why anyone thought there'd be any controversy in this thread. It's unanimous that I am full of Wind...

And skittles...

"TASTE THE RAINBOW... PUNK!"


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
The Jade wrote:

Sebastian's radiance blinds the sun. That's not a tan on your arms... that's baked-in proximity awesomeness.

Damnit, why does The Jade get all the best lines? I'm gonna talk to the writers and demand better lines! {storms off, gets "accidentally" smushed by piano falling down an elevator shaft}

Are you kidding? I had to camp in a lawn chair on the street for three full days to be first through those doors. Not worth it!

Quote:


I knew he was a carcinogen.
Quote:

{sings (badly):} "Sebastian's so bright

Gotta wear shades."

We puny mortals must lotion-slather ourselves in SPF Supernovae to survive his presence.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

I don't know why anyone thought there'd be any controversy in this thread. It's unanimous that I am full of Wind...

And skittles...

"TASTE THE RAINBOW... PUNK!"

Neat. :)


Sebastian wrote:

I don't know why anyone thought there'd be any controversy in this thread. It's unanimous that I am full of Win...

And skittles...

I am completely offended by this statement. (Actually what I am feeling is shame after you pointed out my flaws, but I'm pretending to be offended).

I'm flagging you.


Crimson Jester wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Sebastion is a lawyer...ergo he is a shark...thus there can't be a civil discussing about him.

just kidding my dad is a lawyer...so pretty much I think lawyers are great...especialy when there are family members and get me off lightly from some serious tickets.

So...Sebastion is a lawyer...ergo he can get you off of traffic ticks...thus he is great.

Wrong type of lawyer..... he can do other things ;)

Um any kind of lawyer can go defend you at traffic court...it is not like it is complex...and all they show is ifv the presuctor is not willing to deal...they will take it to court...which they don't really want to do over a traffic ticket.


Sebastian wrote:
I don't know why anyone thought there'd be any controversy in this thread.

It's because we got momentarily distracted and they started "thinking" for themselves.


Sebastian invented Friday the 13th.


John Kretzer wrote:
Um any kind of lawyer can go defend you at traffic court...it is not like it is complex...and all they show is ifv the presuctor is not willing to deal...they will take it to court...which they don't really want to do over a traffic ticket.

Ah, you've never seen His Unfrozen Ponyness in court! He's so Epic Win, he can simultaneously defend his client, act as a key witness for the prosecution, and fill-in for the bailiff and court stenographer... all with no conflict of interest! Plus, he still gets triple overtime billing x 4!

During recess, he entertains the kids with free skittles and inflated condom balloon animals.

Plus, he even got me this freesuitcasefullofthisamazingwhitepowderHOOHAH! <SNORT> {passes out}

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