Pick three items (probably magic) that you want right now in your real life.
Off the top of my head mine are:
1) ring of sustenance
2) Darens instant fortress
3) ring of universal elemental immunity
What are your picks?
1 - Rod of Wonder
2 - Bag of Tricks
3 - Ring of the Ram (for the ultimate bro-fist)
Philosopher's stone plus 5,000 pounds of lead (5,000 pounds of gold at current prices would set me until end of my life and then some).
Ring of regeneration.
And either helm of teleportation, ring of telekinesis or ring of the djinni.
Philosopher's stone plus 5,000 pounds of lead (5,000 pounds of gold at current prices would set me until end of my life and then some).
Ring of regeneration.
And either helm of teleportation, ring of telekinesis or ring of the djinni.
I'd like to swap my #3 item for a ring of telikinesis.
I also thought about fully activated ring of elemental command (air) as third item. Having feather fall at will would be a great thing for my fear of heights...
Ring of Sustenance
Heward's Handy Haversack
Ring of Invisibility
#1 though is Ring of Sustenance. I hate having to sleep.
Getting to sleep is the best 6 hours of my day.
Decanter of Endless Water
Lyre of Building
Ring of Sustenance
That way i can build the Ultimate Waterpark and charge for entrance!
Don't you want some sort of underwater breathing aparatus, so you can live in the water and scare small children?
Or is that just me?
While scaring the small children might be fun, i want them to come back and spend their money. and since i don't need to eat or drink, only sleep 2 hours, and i have an unlimited supply of water, i think that should help make a nice profit.
The statboosting headband. +6 to all mental stats
Ring of 3 wishes-Hopefully that headband will help me make the right wishes.
Ring of Sustenance
The statboosting headband. +6 to all mental stats
Ring of 3 wishes-Hopefully that headband will help me make the right wishes.
Ring of Sustenance
That's good.
1. Headband of Mental Perfection +6
2. Ring of Three Wishes
3. Mastery of Word and Thought spellbook from UM - then I'd spend the rest of my life mastering its contents...and spending the unimaginable wealth that wish #1 would bring (see chosen item #2)
1.- Sphere of Annihilation - I'd set up a radioactive waste removal company by patenting my "Mystery Box of Absolute Disintegration" and become rich, while saving the world some trouble in the way. Will probably die of hubris while pulling big levers and cackling my final plan, though. Still, rich.
2.- Ring of Telekinesis - TV REMOTE, COME TO ME!
3.- Lyre of Building - I've always fancied my head carved in a mountain.
Headband of mental perfection +6
HAndy haversack
Eyes of the eagle.
1.- Sphere of Annihilation - I'd set up a radioactive waste removal company by patenting my "Mystery Box of Absolute Disintegration" and become rich, while saving the world some trouble in the way. Will probably die of hubris while pulling big levers and cackling my final plan, though. Still, rich.
I think this one wins.
I can see now that I was thinking too small in my desire to fulfill personal and physical needs. You could literally solve the world's energy problems, hunger, and disease with 3 items.
RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16
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1. headband of mental perfection +6
2. ring of sustenance
3. mirror of mental prowess, which I just noticed apparently does not exist as a PFRPG item
1. be awesome
2. 6 extra hours per day
3. travel anywhere and take people with you, read minds, get information
That's good.The statboosting headband. +6 to all mental stats
Ring of 3 wishes-Hopefully that headband will help me make the right wishes.
Ring of Sustenance
I might be tempted to sub in the Spindle of Perfect Knowledge. Only a +4 to Int/Wis/Cha, but it throws in constant comprehend languages, tongues, and telepathy with a range of 100 feet.
Well let's see.
1: Item that gives Dragon Wings (or in other words, Fly/Overland Fly)
2: ... ... To heck with it, everything I'd want to do would be accomplished by casting spells sooo...
3: Book of Infinite Spells (hopefully, Wish/Miracle is one of the spells, and eventually I'll be able to swap commoner 10/expert 5 levels for wizard levels. Probably be homebrewed too.
ring of substinance was tempting, but everyone I know is asleep at 2 in the morning, and I just can't find any video games to play... Plus, I like Pizza...
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I gotta go with:
1. ring of sustenance - extra time to actually do what I want instead of sleep? Hellyeah, signmeup!
2. rod of wonder - I'd gift it to a friend, who would probably chase another friend with it until the DM yelled at him IRL :)
3. ring of feather fall - for those times you don't want to fall and accidentally murder yourself whilst cleaning out the leaves in the rain gutter
1. ring of sustenance
2. +6 mental stats headband although I think I need the charisma the most.
3. handy havesack will be nice as well.
Sun orchid elixir
Ring of regeneration
Decanter of endless water.
helm of teleportation.
Visiting family would be much easier. Travel to internet friends houses for an hour, then go home. No dwi (make it greater teleport so I don't mess up). Driving directions, unneccessary. See favorite speaker on a weeknight states, or even countries away. Cuban cigars or Amsterdam hookup just a blink away. Bring friends.
Ring of disease immunity? Think there's something like that. Old age would be the way to go.
Amulet of time rewind? Go back to previous round i think once per day. Stick foot in mouth talking to chick? lemme try that again. Fall off ladder while cleaning gutters and wish you had ff, it's ok.
I like the 3 wishes for it's versitility, and might pick that if it wasn't already. That way you could help out others just in case.
Ring of sustenence is popular, but I really like to eat. Some food is just fantastic. Sleeping I could do without.
I'd settle for one: Deck of Many Things.
Dangerous like nothing else, but it sure would make the world a more interesting place. Imagine the party games.
On a quasi related note, I would probably buy a mundane deck to use as a visual prop, if only some company were to sell such a thing...
Ring of Sustenance
Periapt of Health
Headband of Mental Superiority +6
1) Broom of flying
2) Ring of feather fall in case I fall of my broom
3) Handy haversack, because I hate checking luggage.
On a quasi related note, I would probably buy a mundane deck to use as a visual prop, if only some company were to sell such a thing...
On a quasi related note, I would probably buy a mundane deck to use as a visual prop, if only some company were to sell such a thing...Like so?
Awesome, thanks.
Now, if only it were still for sale...
1. Eye of Vecna
2. Hand of Vecna
3. Apparatus of Kwalish - cause Vecna needs a sweet ride.
On a quasi related note, I would probably buy a mundane deck to use as a visual prop, if only some company were to sell such a thing...Like so?Awesome, thanks.
Now, if only it were still for sale...
I got mine at my FLGS, along with a Deck of Illusion and the Crit and Fumble decks. Might be able to ask around if yours has them.
Ring of invisibility
Ring of sustenance
Hat of disguise, old version that gave you alter self
I got mine at my FLGS, along with a Deck of Illusion and the Crit and Fumble decks. Might be able to ask around if yours has them.On a quasi related note, I would probably buy a mundane deck to use as a visual prop, if only some company were to sell such a thing...Like so?Awesome, thanks.
Now, if only it were still for sale...
I got most of my PFRPG books at mine, they were looking lonely on the tiny shelf of gaming books. The only other things there were a couple 4e books. Oh well, I'll probably just rename cards and use a tarot deck.
1 (Standard now I think) Ring of Sustenance
2 Amulet of Adaptation
3 Ring of 3 wishes.
I'd use my extra time working on writing up those three wishes before I used them.
Wishes (purposes not actual wording)
1. Immortality with eternal youth and never getting killed unless I willed it.
2. Perfect Mind, perfect memory, concentration, and the ability to forget what ever I willed to, or even have it work as normally did.
3. To wish another person to have the same gifts from the last two wishes.
1) Ring of sustenance. I'd still have the option to eat, drink, and sleep, but there are times when these things are ... inconvenient. Being able to get by without them would be nice.
2) Daern's Instant Fortress. Why? I'm a person who needs a certain amount of solitude; a fortress no one's going to get into without an M-1 Abrams? Priceless. And I'd happily open that sucker up at work when I finally reach the end of my patience and watch things get crushed :)
3) Ring of 3 wishes. I'd use the Captain's first two and save the last for when I really needed it.
Runner-up: Belt of physical perfection +6. I could use more Constitution for my allergies; more Strength for my work; and more Dexterity in general.
Second runner-up: Headband of Mental Superiority +6.
Glad I got something started with the ring wishes XD
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Obviously, a ring of three wishes would be tops on just about anyone's list, so I'm going to set that one aside.
1. ring of regeneration
2. periapt of health
3. boots of teleportation
1 & 2 because I'm both getting on in years and have an irrational fear of hospitals.
3 because I love to travel but hate flying. (I'm not afraid of flying-- I just hate the experience of 21st-century air travel.)
Handy Haversack
Boots of Teleportation
Ring of Invisibility
Is it just me, or do you see larceny in my future???
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I thought about the Headband of Mental Superiority, but decided that there really would be very little point. Diminishing returns and all that.
I'm sure I'll think of something better but this is where I'm at right now:
Handy Haversack - Finally, I can get all my GMing stuff to other people's houses without killing myself.
Brass Dragon Orb - Sure, it's evil to possess one, but there aren't actually any dragons HERE so, and this is all hypothetical anyway. Boost to AC and saves helps with the city I live in. Fire breath - duh. And teleport once per round. Finally, that world tour I always wanted to go on, without worrying about getting a sinus infection from flying.
Gauntlet of Rust - Touch the undercarriage of every car that's double parked or cuts people off. Sure, I can teleport now, but something still needs to be done about these jerks.
If I couldn't live with the burden of having a dragon orb, I'd probably swap out for boots of teleportation, it's the teleportation I want most.
The health/longevity items are tempting, but I think I'd rather have fun with the time I've got. But again, that's where I am right now.
Yar!
Only 3?! ARGH!
1: Ring of Sustenance. Not only for the extra 6 hours of being awake each day, but also for the nourishment aspect of it. No longer needing to eat/drink to live, and thus (by extension of not having to eat) no longer needing to go to the bathroom ever again either!
2: Folding Boat. What self respecting Pirate doesn't want his ship with him at all times?
3: Necklace of Adaption/Iridescent Spindle Ioun Stone. Noxious/poisonous fumes? No problem! Trapped underwater? No problem! Wandered into the airlock of a space station after being depressurized? No problem! Buried alive? No problem!
Runner-ups:
r1: Ring of Regeneration. Fatal Injuries? Not no more!
r2: Periapt of Health. Diseases? I don't think so! Cold/Flu, cardiovascular diseases, mental diseases, Alzheimers, all them STD's/STI's, all forms of Cancer? Not for me!
r3: Periapt of Proof Against Poison. Bad food, dangerous animal bites, toxic substances... all shut down!
(must find a way to have both Proof Against Poison and Health active at the same time... pay double to make one of them slotless?)
~P
After further consideration:
1. Shield of the Sun
2. Runescarred Dragonship
3. Ring of Elemental Command (Water)
Hmmmm... I need to update my list.
Ring of sustenance
Mirror of mental prowess
Hat of disguise
Ring of invisibility is fun, but the hat does most of that for you anyway. Well, time to see if I can hook a TEEVO up to the mirror.
I'm changing my answer.
Boots of Teleportation
Belt of Physical Perfection +6
Hat of Disguise
I'm changing my answer too.
An intelligent spell book that can teach me or just magically impart the knowledge. That'll cover most if my desired given time.
The 3.5 painting that's the equivelant of Dorian Greys painting. At least until I make 20 th level and discover immortality for myself.
Ring of regeneration. Because if I'm immortal I don't want to live for eternity with any old injuries.