Reta hurl rock.
This fun! Why we no do this everyday?!
Poog pick up rock and toss a little before chucking at vulture duck gull thing!
Mog throws a rock, the Goblin tries to yank the bird to no avail, but the rock does only minor damage when it strikes.
The goblin DOES move the bird on Reta, but Reta anticipated it and hits the bird squarely - it squawks!
Poog rock flies wide!
(Chuffs?)
Chuffy is busy admiring his rocks...
The rock flies from his hand!
Attack
but it goes wide!
Poog try to find better rock to throw and chuck it harder! It get closer to duck vulture gull bird thing but still no luck. Poog about to cheat again...
Mogmurch hurls another stone at the stupid black bird. FALL ALREADY! BIG HEAD RETA NEED FOOD FER HER CHILDREN!
Reta shout and chuck another rock.
Mog right! Not easy feeding little goblins!
Chuffy
C1 M2
Mogmurch lands a rock on the vulture, but Chuffy tags it with his final shot - Dillbi hands him a new rock - a steadfast gut-stone!
People are cheering and pushing the stunned vulture into the pot...
***
After the game of killgull, as the goblins are about to begin a strange puzzle game involving bags of wasps, boxes full of nettles, and jars of nails, Squealy Nord bursts into the clearing in a squealing panic.
Beat up and bruised, Squealy pounces forward, bows low, and begins snorting and pawing the ground with his trotters. He’s obviously trying to tell the chieftains
something, and he nuzzles close to Poog!
Poog look at Nord and start talking back. "Oink oinker oink oinkin?" Catching the other goblins looks he adds, "What? Ain't you see gobgob what speak to pig before?!"
"We waz on the truffle hunt, getting those stinky but yummy tasties, me and three smart and good Goblins, we wanted to get you special treat truffles for your pies!"
"When we got to truffley fields, a gang of ugly stupid longshanks were there with a stupid hut, and so we tried sneaking past, but the filthy monsters spotted us with their ugly dogs, and they cut us up to itty bitty bits and stuck goblins heads on shish-kebob sticks! THEY TRIED TO TERN ME INTO BAKUN!"
Squealy seems very upset.
Poog tell others what pig say then turn back on the great Nord. "Take Poog and others to where you see these damn dogs! We cut them good and burn them all! Rest up, we leave quick!"
Poog use wand to help heal Nord.
The truffle field is close to a mile away — about the same distance a typical goblin would chase a puppy before getting bored or distracted. The Birdcruncher Chiefs know the woods well enough, but they have to pick their way around brambles, boulders, and other tricky terrain, which means the journey will take roughly an hour.
Getting serious Mogmurch digs through his bag. With a quick moment of victory he produces a small black object in his hand. Placing the black eyepatch on his head, with a hole cut in the center of the patch so it is better to see, he begins to head out.
Two wagons, their wooden panels exquisitely carved and vibrantly painted, sit in this forest clearing. The first noticeable thing in the small dell is a burning campfire and three goblin heads stuck on narrow poles.
Logs for sitting and gear for cooking surround the campfire, and the smell of a greasy stew floats on the gentle summer breeze.
The men have with them some stinky horrible dogs that you are currently down wind of. Terrifyingly though, there are some horses with them, but the horses are tied to a rope. Good.
Reta stick big head out of brush for second, and snarl.
Dogs! Reta hate dogs! Let's shoot them all! Burn the dumb Longshanks! Someone else go stab from other trees!
She pull dogslicer out of pants leg, and flip wedding veil over shoulder.
That sort of triggers things...
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Poog
Reta
ENEMY
R1
Chuffy
Reta
Poog
Mog
ENEMY
Poog move forward behind wagon and use wand to burn dog and horses! Especially horses!
Chuffy studies the camp, angry that stupid longshanks able to get so close to goblin territory. And with dogs and horses!
Chuffy was going to say something, but Poog's fireball makes for a good distraction.
Chuffy might have been cheering a little when Poog blow stuff up.
Moving next to Chuffy Mogmurch grabs a bomb as his eyes gaze upon the large fire. With a wicked grin he hurls the bomb directly at the fire.
negative for distance
The bomb erupts in a mighty blast of fire, only strengthened by the flames of the cooking fire. Mogmurch lets loose a small giggle as everything bursts into flames.
Saves
Horses
R
Y
One horse dies and the dog explodinates!
There is total confusion in the camp!
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Poog
Reta
ENEMY
R1
Chuffy sneaks
Mogmurrch chucks a firebomb
Poog
Reta
Enemy
A firebomb is hurled in the fire, causing more pain and boom!
Bandits
R
Y
O
G
Dogs
R
Horses
R DEAD
Y 8
Dogs
R 5
Y
O DEAD
Bandits
R 5
Y 2
O 5
G 5
Reta sneak in, climb up in wagon! Then, she shoot nasty longshanks with burny arrow!!
Reta shoot you so you burn,
Life not fair you no get turn
So Reta shoot until you dead
Then she make hat out of your head!
Reta snipes (Red) with an arrow - he falls to the ground with the flaming projectile protruding from his chest.
Red's dead baby, Red's dead.
Man I would be scared if I ever got hit by a group of goblins like this as a group of adventurers!
Hearing other asplosion that Poog not cause, Poog move forward by cart and, seeing hoomans(!!), Poog use wand again! Fireball asplode from the campfire, showing whoever made small asplosion how it done!
...the camp explodes.
Longshanks die.
The last horse breaks its tether and RUNS! (away)
There is now an awesome camp fire, literally the camp is on fire, and a pile of explodinated longshanks lay dead like their stinky (but tasty) dogs.
After defeating the truffle-hunting goblins, the Sczarni bandits stole the goblins’ truffle bag and pitched their dogslicers and shortbows into the woods with their headless bodies.
The bandits even took poor Slipwhittle’s toe scratcher and used it to shave some of the pilfered truffles into their stewpot. Though the goblin shad only just started to hunt for truffles, they managed to get four (each the size of a baby’s fist) before being attacked.
In the dirty longshanks ugly wagons, the smart and good looking goblins find a bundle of four adamantine arrows, a tin box filled with various bits of jewelry (worth 140 gp total), a well-preserved ham, three jugs of mead (worth 2 gp each), a wooden box filled with 1 pound of cloves (worth 15 gp), a brass prosthetic foot (worth 2 gp), and strange string of beads with one particularly curious bead on it...
Poog check for magic and suss out what bead is.
That is why we are the Chiefs! Mogmurch giggles
It turns out to be a lesser strand of prayer bead,s with only a bead of blessing remaining.
Squealy looks pretty excited and stands by another trail expectantly - you know its the trail to the truffle fields!
"You know what this fire fest need? MOAR TRUFFLES!!" Poog bounds after Nord, tossing useless wand into remnants of burning camp.
A huge oak stands on the north edge of a narrow clearing. Its trunk is covered in vines, and its tangled roots provide a healthy bed known to be the source of the best truffles in the area.
Fallen trees and a few large rocks are spread out through this wide clearing. A ruined silo slumps not far away.
This small glade is actually part of the back acreage of an abandoned farmstead. Rocky and poor in nutrients, this land is overgrown and tangled from disuse. While the clearing is known to produce the best truff les in the area, the goblins are cautious about venturing to the field too often because horses sometimes graze in this area and dogs roam the meadow hunting rabbits—and sometimes goblins.
The goblins have even spotted a hunter prowling this part of land who has taken down truff le-hunting goblins more than once with his trusty bow.
From previous trips over the past couple of months, the Birdcruncher goblins discovered that the farmer hasn’t been seen in a while, and they determined they could return to the Bestest Truffle Field and safely hunt for truffles.
Hidden in this field is lovely truffles.
Pick a spot on the map to search, and roll three survival checks.
Squealy has the best truffle nose in the business, and suggests the oak (1)
RUFFLES! Mogmurch screams as he quickly clamps a hand around his mouth.
He scampers off as his large ears flop in the wind. Rushing to the edge of the woods he begins digging around.
Chuffy jumps and giggles in delight! "Yes! Chuffy can't wait!" Chuffy runs to the silo, seeing how old stuff has old food, and old food has mushrooms!
Poog hums and sings to himself as he and Nord search their area.
"Trufflety truffles
Sroungin' and snuffles.
Finding the shrooms,
Making humans go boom.
Poog gonna find the best boomer!"
Chuffy explores near the silo - portions of this old silo’s stone walls have fallen free from its mortar, leaving holes in the structure’s weathered face. The silo’s thatched roof is soggy and bare in places.
Chuffy finds three delicious truffles!
Reta enjoys the sunlight...
Mogmurch finds two delicious truffles!
Poog gets over to the old Oak tree, this towering oak casts shade over much of the clearing, its canopy taller than the other trees in the forest. He finds three of the biggest and most pungent truffles with Nords help (better than Chuffy's ones)!
Poog is all happy and euphoric. Holding his bestest truffles aloft like they waz Zorongels babies he is like the happiest Goblin ever.
He fails to notice the vines on the tree wrapping around his feet...and his neck.
Attack
Damage
Grab though it accidentally drops him!
The grasses go wild!
DC13 Reflex for Poog and Squealy or be entangled!
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Poog
Reta
ENEMY
R1
Poog
Chuffy
mogmurch
ENEMY
Reta
Poog jump back from tree thing excitedly shouting "TRUFFLES ALIVE!! TRUFFLES BITE BACK!!"
Poog cast fire bolt at tangly grass stuffs!
Nord bites at grass, hoping for taste of truffiness!
Hearing Poog getting into trouble Mogmurch stuffs his Truffles into his pack and rushes towards the frantic noises of squealyNord.
Reta look around in grass, but she distracted by all the dead bodies from the camp and how pretty they looked.
Reta wanna burn more Longshanks! Do this quick!
Then the grass attack!
Aahhhh!!! Kill it! Burn it!
She shoot 'nuther burny arrow, this one at grabby grass!
R1
Poog fire!
Chuffy
mogmurch runs!
ENEMY
Reta
Poog tries fire - but ZARONGEL BE HORRIFIED, it is BURNY PROOF!
Squealy gets stuck in though, to some success!
Chuffy hears commotion, so he look, and see friends being attacked by plants! Plants need only grow and be used for goblin bum wipe!
"Hold on Poog! Chuffy help!"
chuffy run with all his might to reach planthing.
Chuffy runs! (in a good way)
The vine goes for Squealy!
Attack
Damage
Grab?
Constrict damage
The thing has a firm grapple on the piggy - It is turning Squealy to bakun!
Reta's arrow thuds in!
Enemy 12
R2
Poog
Chuffy
mogmurch
ENEMY
Reta
Nord bite at grass!
Poog stumped! He no know what to do without Zarongel's fire! So he do next best thing: slashy slashy cut cut!
Nord is gud at eating grass - it is nom!
Poog... not so good.
Enemy 17
Reta shoot 'gain!
Why grass tryin ta eat us? This no right!
R2
Poog stabbity
Chuffy
mogmurch
ENEMY
Reta (Pending pew pew)