Shifty PFS Group Alpha (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

Zarongel sighs, no irresponsible use of fire today :(

The MIghty Foot of Zarongel is summoned and it kicks Oger Woman!

R3
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta
Poog Summons foot of zarongel!
Hamsterweasel.
Oger Woman

Please move Reta to flank with Chuffy.

Chuffy! We stab together as husband and wife!
Acrobatics to Avoid AoO: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17

Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Reta, sorry just noticed it didn't stick the icon on, but there is an Ogre lady trying to beat your brains in right now, you trying to flank to attack her, or push all the waty round to flank the rat?

Reta no flank then. Big dumb ogre get stuck good. Then kill rat. Reta stay where she is.

Reta smacks the Ratticusferret reaaly hard!

Ratticus (16)
Oger womun (5)

Mogmurch is now able to finally move into the room. Fat Longshanks! Grasping a bomb he attempts to ignite everything in the room.

Bomb: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 8 + 1 = 26
damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 6) + 2 = 11

Splash damage of 4; DC 13 reflex for half splash damage. Precise bombs to not target Chuffy or Reta

Rodent Ref 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23

Ratticus (21)
Oger womun (16)

Mogmurch lobs a bomb, and the resulting blast hurts the Ogre, but the Ratticus falls down all floppy and singed. The Ogre woman loot TOTES angry about it too!

/Chuffy up!

...the Ratticus falls down all flappy and singed.

Is the ferret dead or down? And Dang! 14 damage! I'm hurt bad!

Chuffy bleed very bad and very hurt. Chuffy does only thing he think of.

RUUUUUUN!

Full withdraw.

I just looked at the map. That's the ogre!? Hilarious!!

You assume the ferret is knocked out, but too many bombs may kill it - there was talk of capturing it... though that might have just been pillow talk

Ogur woman attacks Reta
Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11

Reta manages to get her big head out of the way!

R4
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta
Poog
Oger Woman

Reta stab big dumb ogre woman again!
You stupid and grow stinky food! Reta eat YOU!!

Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Reta swings and hits the Ogre woman, but Reta is startled by “MNARRRRRR!” coming from the caged floor - below she can see a great big Owlybear! Reta sighs when she sees the Owlybear cant actually get through the cage though, and is clearly trapped under the house.

The Oger woman is still up, despite the beating - but she looks stacks unhappy!

Oger (23)

Spiritual Weapon: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

The spiritual dogslicer continues swingin' at ogre woman! But reception from Zaronge| may be bad right now. It no very good!

While it do its thing, Poog move in and touch Chuffy. "No! You no leave yet! Stabby stabbit!"
Cure Moderate Wounds: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (2, 5) + 3 = 10

Mogmurch grabs a vial of liquid fire and throws it over Reta's big head at the ogre.

Move big head Reta!

Alchemit's Fire: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
miss direction: 1d8 ⇒ 4

Splash damage for 3

R4
Mogmurch bomb
Chuffy
Reta Attacked
Poog Healz
Oger Woman

The mighty foot of Zarongel doesn't manage to stomp the Oger woman!

Mogs bomb falls short but still gets some burnination on the Oger!

Oger (24)

/poke Chuffy!

Chuffy accept healing from Poog. Chuffy feel better!

Chuffy try get behind ogrere lady and stab!!

Acrobatics #1: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12 Ouch. I'll take the hit!
Acrobatics #2 if needed: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22 That should be high enough to avoid damage, right?

To Hit+Flank: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 8 + 2 = 11 Flanking you have failed me!!

Sadly its the first one to avoid the AOO :(

The Ogre takes a swing as Chuffy tries positioning...

Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Damage 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

The woman then turns back on Reta!
Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
Damage 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

...There is much surprising as another Ogre storms in swinging a big burning spear!
He is wearing an outfit of mixed hides and a deer skull help - with only one antler.

He seems set on gutting Reta!
Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20
Damage 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Chuffy can AOO as he comes through the door
R5
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta
Poog
Oger Woman
Pa Munchmeat

Mogmurch hurls another alchemist's fire at the female ogre. Gahhh there two of em. Nasty Longshanks Ogres.

Alchemist's Fire: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 8 + 2 = 24
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Chuffy take attack of oppo...opper...Chuffy swing!!

To Hit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3
Sneak Attack (if applicable): 2d6 ⇒ (3, 4) = 7

R5
Mogmurch chucks fire!
Chuffy
Reta
Poog
Oger Woman
Pa Munchmeat

Mogmurch manages to set fire to the annoying Ogre woman. She falls down - cactus.

(AOO)Chuffy tags Pa Munchmeat, but only a light blow.

Reporting time again!
We are getting close to the end, so just click the linky above to the Post Session Player Reporting so I can get my admin details in order when you have a moment :)

Reta cackle as she run to big ogre, stab him good too!
Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24
Extra Crit Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Reta stabs him real good!

Pa (19)

R5
Mogmurch chucks fire!
Chuffy
Reta STAB!
Poog
Pa Munchmeat

/poke Chuffy and Poog :p

Poog point spirit weapon to big bad badthing!

Spiritual weapon (last round): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
So close to crit threat...

Then Poog step back by Reta and poke her. "Don't get ett!"
Shield of Faith give Reta +2 derflekshun bonus to AC.

Pa gets kicked by the angry Zarongel foot!

Pa (26)

Chuffy, being cornered by ugly large thing, Chuffy thinks of best option and settles on stab in sync with Reta.

Delaying action to stab with Reta when she gets into flanking position.

To Hit+Flank: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 8 + 2 = 16
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3
Sneak Attack: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 4) = 6

Reta run to get on other side of big stupid dumb ugly thing so Chuffy can stab with her.
We kill! Eat later!

Stabbity: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Reta had already stabbed Pa, so will resynch the R5-6.

Pa stabs at Reta with his spear of burnination!.
Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
Damage 1d8 + 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (4) + (1) + 7 = 12

Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
Damage 1d8 + 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (5) + (3) + 7 = 15

Reta responds by stepping in and shanking him.

Pa (33)

Chuffy then moves in but cant get his stabbity through the Ogres big coat!

R6
Mogmurch
Reta /attacked
Chuffy /attacked
Poog
Pa Munchmeat

Mogmurch throws his last Alchemist's fire at the large ogre. We gets to burn two big Ogres! This best day ever!

Alchemist's Fire: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 8 + 2 = 18
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

"POOG BURN YOU!!!"

Poog reach out hands and shoot cone of fire around Reta at big thingy thing!

Burning Hands, DC 13 Reflex for half: 3d4 ⇒ (1, 4, 2) = 7

The alchemist fire blasts the Ogre again!

Poog sets more fire - the place is now full of smoke and has certainly caught fire...
Ref 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

Pa (44)

The Ogre (astonishingly!) turns into a giant batty-bat and starts to fly away!

AOO's with a melee weapon for all those around!

You no leave! You food!

STAB!!: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Reta gets a great stab in!

"You taste better when bat!"

STAB!!+flank?: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 8 + 2 = 22 I added the flank just in case.
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3
Sneak Attack: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 4) = 6

Based on his movement, the whole party is eligible...

Mog & Poog to close out the action! :)

I won't provoke as I did not have a melee weapon at the ready. Though if it is just a normal action then here are my rolls. Also Alchemist's Fire will still burn

Let's burn the whole place down Poog!

Alchemist's Fire 2nd Round: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Bomb: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 8 + 2 = 25
damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 4) + 2 = 12

Precise Bomb for 2 squares

Its AOO as the guy tries to flee - so melee weapons only :) Its still him resolving his turn :)

Yup figured so. Just threw in the rolls just in case to not hold things up. :)

Not wielding melee weapon either, so was awaiting the following round.

The flaming bat-ogre makes it past the gauntlet of Goblins and out the door - it looks as though he will manage to escape as he moves still burning into the sky.

Mogmurch runs to the doorway though and hurls a bomb at the rapidly disappearing shape, and by some fluke - actually tags it on the wing - sending the burning Batogre spiralling towards the earth, where he impacts with a bone jarring crash and ends as a burning heap.

/endcombat

General plans at the farm?

What else? Chuffy say burn house down over bodies. Just cause!"

"I have wand for that!"

Poog look at owlbear in cage. "What of that? Burn that first? Make good food!"

Reta holler
Stab Olwybear and eat too!

She grab bat-ogre's burny spear and stab owlybear through grate!

Reta - Perception 1d20 ⇒ 19

Owlybear has a lot of space under the house so quickly moves away from Reta-pokes-a-lot. You also notice that the Owlybear is not so much in a cage, but rather in a nest, it also has a wooden door at the side of the house.

A general check over the house before you leave reveals the following...

***
A huge, bloodstained table sits in the center of this filthy kitchen, and to the south lies a heap of furs arranged in the rough approximation of a mattress. The place reeks of rotten meat from numerous poorly executed taxidermy projects that lie scattered around the room, including partially stuffed pigs, birds, bobcats, and even a goblin body with a mass of bloody straw and sticks protruding from its neck instead of a head.

Seems the Ogre lady wanted Reta's head to finish off her dolly!

***
Outside in the stillness, you can hear a piggy having a big complaint.

Look! Owlybear gots nest! We can eat eggs!

Reta point excitedly, and stop try to stab stab.
How we see? Let big owlybear out? OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Chuffy! Let's get owlybear eggs, hatch one, and grow it into pet!!

Reta clasp hands together, and look up at Chuffy with big, round, red, goblin-dog eyes!
Pleeeeeeaaaaasssseeeee?!

Or cook them?

"Raise owlbear pet, pet be nice, no eat Reta or Chuffy or... Pet lay eggs, lots more to eat!"

Pending any further info, I will collate, summarise, and close tonight :)