Archpaladin Zousha |
In their entry in The Thirteenth Gate, selamids start off with Common and Selamidian as their languages. But given they're amorphous blob people with no discernable anatomy...um...how do they TALK?!
Seriously, despite their vibration senses to account for their lack of eyes, they don't have some kind of telepathy or sign language, so it must be assumed that Selamidian is a spoken language, despite selamids not appearing to have mouths or lungs to facilitate such
If you're playing a selamid character, what do you do?
John Mangrum |
It's basically just a hyper-advanced version of this.
Dracomicron |
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Dracomicron wrote:It's easy, they just use their grooblutz.Can you imagine people not knowing about the grooblutz? In this day and age? Ridiculous.
I don't blame them. Solids. They don't know any better. They've never had or needed a grooblutz in their entire lives.
Then again, they don't go out of their way to learn about the wonderful diversity of grooblutzes, either.
Ooze lives matter.
Pantshandshake |
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Pantshandshake wrote:Dracomicron wrote:It's easy, they just use their grooblutz.Can you imagine people not knowing about the grooblutz? In this day and age? Ridiculous.I don't blame them. Solids. They don't know any better. They've never had or needed a grooblutz in their entire lives.
Then again, they don't go out of their way to learn about the wonderful diversity of grooblutzes, either.
Ooze lives matter.
Just once I wish the cultural appropriation would go both ways, Draco. Sure, everyone polymorphs into an ooze. Great resistances, they say. No problem finding food, they'll exclaim. Do they once think that maybe an ooze wants to check out how fingers work? No. No they don't.