Late Night Forum with Vidmaster7

[Vidmaster7]

2 more nights

[gran rey de los mono]

Lucky. Now put on some pants.

[Nekkid Vidmaster7]

Pants are for the weak!

[gran rey de los mono]

Exactly. So put some on.

[Glare-_-]

*glares nakedly at gran*

[The Worst Person Ever]

Nekkid Vidmaster7 wrote:

Pants are for the weak!

I'll tell you the same thing I told the security guard at Target: I don't need to wear pants, I've been vaccinated.

[Limeylongears]

I see they forgot to take the needle out too.

O wait.

O no.

[The Worst Person Ever]

But enough about my wedding night...

[Wild Triceratops]

*Causes widespread devastation, due to being confused by the strange surroundings.*

*Gores and tramples The Worst Person Ever, prompting everyone else to cheer happily.*

[Vidmaster7]

Well at least a dinosaur rampaging my thread wasn't all bad.

[90s Simpsons Referotron]

So this is what it feels like when doves cry...

[Vidmaster7]

1 hour-ish to go.

[The Internet, Circa 1998]

That’s just enough time to fully download one of these new JPG dealies I got!

SKRREEE ERRRR WHRRRRR

[Tableflip McRagequit]

Might I offer a parting suggestion…?

[Limeylongears]

I think either side or centre exhausts the options, to be honest.

[90s Simpsons Referotron]

Quiet, you!

[Creeping Kudzu]

*begins taking over the thread*

[Vidmaster7]

Where did all this Kudzu come from?
Anyways started my first day. all boring orientation stuff.

[Jurassic Bard]

Don't you mean, brainwashing? ;-)

[Vidmaster7]

They have not tried that yet just gone over benefits

[gran rey de los mono]

Make sure they use a good scrub brush when they get around to the brainwashing. It tickles, in a good way. But it needs to be a good brush. The cheap ones leave bristles behind, and that just itches.

[Vidmaster7]

fair point.

[Totally Not A Zombie]

It's, like, *way* important to wash your brains. I do it right when I get home from the store. Scrub that kuru and whatnot right out of all the little crevasses while singing a happy song:

♫This is the way we wash our brains
wash our braaaaiinnnns
slorrp nom nom nom devour♫

Wait, I meant to say 'produce'. Not brains. What kind of person eats brains? Certainly not a totally not zombie person. Produce. Wash produce.

Whew. Think I pulled that off. Now to sit back and wait for the brains to roll in.

[Wild Triceratops]

*Recklessly charges through, despite being asleep on another thread, creating mayhem.*

*Is swiftly chased by some jeeps, the passengers armed with all sorts of firearms.*

*Knocks a couple of jeeps over, accidentally injures a few people in the process.*

*Leaves the thread, still being chased by some jeeps, bellowing loudly.*

*The thread is left destroyed and burning down, but it's mainly the jeeps to blame.*

[Vidmaster7]

This was kind of expected I suppose.

[Mater Slaad]

NO ONE EXPECTS THE JURASSIC INQUISITION!!!!

Our chief weapon is dinosaurs.

That's it.

Just dinosaurs.

[Vidmaster7]

well that was unexpected.

[The Quibble Inquisition]

Not gonna lie. I’d be surprised if you weren’t expecting me.

[Vidmaster7]

true that would be batman territory.

[quibblemuch]

That’s not Batman.

[gran rey de los mono]

Nothing I love more than coming in to work after the GM works 2nd shift, seeing all the laundry he didn't touch, and then finding a note from him addressed to all staff saying that 2nd and 3rd are slacking off on the laundry and need to do better.

I may have said some unkind things when I saw that.

[Sharoth]

That sucks gran. I am sorry to hear that.

[Sean-Connery7]

Challenge him to a fist fight.

[Connery's Ghost]

Och! 7? They cloned me?!

I bet this is Trebek’s doing…

[Sean-Connery7]

Oh don't bring that jerk up..

[Alek Trebex]

I hate you so much.

[gran rey de los mono]

Now we have to take a moment to picture Connery and Trebek spending eternity playing Jeopardy on hell. Why hell? Because I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be heaven for them.

Well, maybe Connery, but definitely not Trebek.

[Wild Triceratops]

*Goes charging by, impaling Alek Trebek in the process.*

[Alek Trebex]

I'm sorry, your gore attempt was not phrased in the form of a question.

[Sean-Connery7]

I'll take Dino saurs for 200.

[gran rey de los mono]

They cost a lot more than that.

[Connery's Ghost]

Yabba dabba doo was what I made yer mother say last night, Trebek! HAR!

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

They cost a lot more than that.

Have to get in contact with John Hammond.

[John Hammond, Jurassic Park CEO]

You called?

[Woran]

I wondered if I was loopier then usual but then I saw which thread I was in.

[Sam, The Andoran Eagle]

You are all weirdos. Ugh.

[Wild Triceratops]

*Comes charging by, accidentally killing Sam the Andoran Eagle in the process.*

[Limeylongears]

A great loss to biodiversity.

[Vidmaster7]

busy busy. super busy.

[gran rey de los mono]

Hey-dee ho, Viddly-Diddly.