Creeping Kudzu's page

*creeps into thread, feasts on rant-rich compost*

*attempts to evolve insect eating capacity while continuing to spread*

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Invasive species are getting out of hand. This is why xenodruids carry chainsaws

Dammit! Now I am imagining a werekudzu...

*grows excitedly*

*the kud, she be a-zuing*

*shows appreciation by slowing effort to consume Jurassic Bard by 0.00001%*

*yet more of the thread falls to insidious growth*

*nestles in your nooks, cradles all your crannies*

*grows out of VanyGroot's room, menacingly*

*slowly consumes more of the thread*

*grows maliciously*

*begins taking over the thread*

*grows menacingly*

gran rey de los mono wrote:

It's a Kudzu Leshy. You should know how dangerous kudzu is.

You have no idea.

*smiles innocently / grins evilly*

*looms menacingly behind Sean-Connery7*

*continues to spread threateningly*

*slowly starts taking over thread*

*grows with wild abandon*

*grows menacingly*

NobodysHome wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

Limey stares at a lone cucumber.

The sheer volume of lewd and/or inappropriate responses I came up with for that single, simple statement made me shudder.

You, sir, deserve a thumbs-up!

If it's green and/or nobbly, you may wish to seek urgent medical attention...

Looks normal to me.

*creeps forward menacingly*

*begins infiltrating FaWtL's yard*