Skål Con 2017!


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Liberty's Edge 5/5

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CHRONICLES ARE FOR THE WEAK!

whut? you need these things? really? hm. learn something new everyday.

CHRONICLES ARE FOR THE STRONG!

Scarab Sages 5/5

Xar'z wrote:
*casts life bubble on Andrew Torgerud*

I guess Xar'z level 20 capstone is breaking the 4th wall?

5/5

Xar'z wrote:
*casts life bubble on Andrew Torgerud*

SQUAAAWWWKKKKKK*

*:
TRANSLATION: YOU MAY WANT TO MAKE A CASTER CHECK. JUST SAYIN

Dark Archive 4/5 Venture-Lieutenant, Minnesota—Twin Cities Metro South

Andrew Torgerud wrote:

*looks at the calendar*

*sniffs the air*

"mmmmmm"

1 week. 7 days. 170 hours. 10,200 minutes.

91 tables of madness. 3 crazy authors. 1 great cause.

a dozen donated silent auction items (including a Surly package, a Gary Gygax signature, a Paizo-signed Starfinder Core Rulebook, a GenCon Tier 1 GM boon, and others!)

Raffle for many other great items... a food drive for that great cause... 3 crazy authors...

It's almost here!

did i mention Fantasy Flight has good food and beer on site?

AND Thursty signatures for all those Starfinder fans! 1 dollar donation accepted in turn

Grand Lodge 5/5 ⦵⦵⦵ Venture-Captain, Online—PbP aka Hmm

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For those of you who said to me at GenCon, "Hilary, I can't do SkålCon, my liver is not strong enough!"

Know this. You don't have to drink to enjoy SkålCon. The games and our charity are the heart of our con. We'll take you how you are.

If you're a non-drinker or a lightweight, Thunderlips will happily be your designated drinker. I don't drink, and I love SkålCon. Great games. Fabulous organization. Wonderful cameraderie. Excellent food. It is one of the best little conventions ever!

Hype!

Hmm

Scarab Sages 5/5

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Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:

For those of you who said to me at GenCon, "Hilary, I can't do SkålCon, my liver is not strong enough!"

Know this. You don't have to drink to enjoy SkålCon. It's fine if you do, but if you're a non-drinker or a lightweight, Thunderlips will happily be your designated drinker. I don't drink, and I love SkålCon. Great games. Fabulous organization. Wonderful cameraderie. Excellent food. It is one of the best little conventions ever!

Hype!

Hmm

I can confirm, us lightweights are not required to destroy our internal organs to enjoy drinking the blood of our enemies from their skulls!

Grand Lodge 5/5 Venture-Captain, Arizona—Phoenix aka TriOmegaZero

I also did not drink at SkalCon.

Liberty's Edge 5/5

Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:

For those of you who said to me at GenCon, "Hilary, I can't do SkålCon, my liver is not strong enough!"

Know this. You don't have to drink to enjoy SkålCon. The games and our charity are the heart of our con. We'll take you how you are.

If you're a non-drinker or a lightweight, Thunderlips will happily be your designated drinker. I don't drink, and I love SkålCon. Great games. Fabulous organization. Wonderful cameraderie. Excellent food. It is one of the best little conventions ever!

Hype!

Hmm

THUNDERLIPS! AM WILLING TO TAKE THAT ONE FOR THE TEAM.

Dark Archive 4/5 Venture-Lieutenant, Minnesota—Twin Cities Metro South

Steven Schopmeyer wrote:
I also did not drink at SkalCon.

you.. did THAT... without a drink?

crazy train.

Dark Archive 5/5

"Such is the POWER OF THE EFREETI!"

Grand Lodge 5/5 ⦵⦵⦵ Venture-Captain, Online—PbP aka Hmm

Hmm glances down at the skull in hand.

"How did this get here? Ewww!"

::Casts prestidigitate.::

Hmm

5/5 Venture-Lieutenant, Illinois—Chicago aka thunderspirit

Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:
You don't have to drink to enjoy SkålCon. The games and our charity are the heart of our con. We'll take you how you are.

Confirmed.

Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:
If you're a non-drinker or a lightweight, Thunderlips will happily be your designated drinker.

Also confirmed.

Liberty's Edge 5/5

Chris Rathunde wrote:
Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:
You don't have to drink to enjoy SkålCon. The games and our charity are the heart of our con. We'll take you how you are.

Confirmed.

Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:
If you're a non-drinker or a lightweight, Thunderlips will happily be your designated drinker.
Also confirmed.

THUNDERLIPS! GOOD LIKE THAT.

THUNDERLIPS! HAS BEEN TOLD THAT THUNDERLIPS! IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO USE ANY MORE WISHES GRANTED TO ANY GROUP THUNDERLIPS! IS IN.

Sovereign Court 5/5

Kane Elish wrote:
"Such is the POWER OF THE EFREETI!"

Ah Cayan Con-firm thayat thiyis mayan iyis A power-ful mayan! Hey Surv-vived a 28d6 disint-igrayat Criyit!

5/5

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Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook Subscriber

Couldn't make it this year due to work schedule conflicts.

Please have mercy on the Pepperidge Farm Goldfish this year and more importantly the Radisson housekeeping staff.

Walter

The Exchange 5/5

Hamish Setwald III wrote:
Kane Elish wrote:
"Such is the POWER OF THE EFREETI!"
Ah Cayan Con-firm thayat thiyis mayan iyis A power-ful mayan! Hey Surv-vived a 28d6 disint-igrayat Criyit!

"Is that Taldan?"

Dark Archive 5/5

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
waltero wrote:

Couldn't make it this year due to work schedule conflicts.

Please have mercy on the Pepperidge Farm Goldfish this year and more importantly the Radisson housekeeping staff.

Walter

There will much abuse of the poor goldfish. It is known.

Sovereign Court 5/5

Dicky Serpico wrote:
Hamish Setwald III wrote:
Kane Elish wrote:
"Such is the POWER OF THE EFREETI!"
Ah Cayan Con-firm thayat thiyis mayan iyis A power-ful mayan! Hey Surv-vived a 28d6 disint-igrayat Criyit!
"Is that Taldan?"

You kno-ow iyit iyis!

The Exchange 5/5

"Boy, were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly?"

Shadow Lodge 5/5

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Or kicked in the head? Like, by a mule?

4/5

Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
waltero wrote:

Couldn't make it this year due to work schedule conflicts.

Please have mercy on the Pepperidge Farm Goldfish this year and more importantly the Radisson housekeeping staff.

Walter

Oh, the piscanity!

Grand Lodge 5/5 ⦵⦵

"Be kind, Dicky. Some folks are slower than molasses in Irrisen, and it isn't their fault. He can't help it he speaks poorer Taldan than Crunch!"

Scarab Sages 3/5

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"I return.

To the land of cold. And beer.

And my dead brethren.

Someone needs to pay."

Sovereign Court 5/5

*takes a swig* "Beer and three riddles, eh?"

Dark Archive 4/5

less then 4 days to throw caution to the wind and come to the not yet frozen north

1/5

Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

It's gonna be warmer there than here, and it's further north...

Grand Lodge 5/5

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"Pig, I sense a ripple in the celestial choir. As if something terrible happened. Maybe an earlier version of ourselves joined said choir. Hmph. We should proceed with caution lest we make the same journey."

Dark Archive 5/5

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Sacrificial goldfish: check
Beer: check
Underwear: check

I think I'm good.

Liberty's Edge 5/5

Leg o' Lamb wrote:

Sacrificial goldfish: check

Beer: check
Underwear: check

I think I'm good.

THAT HAD BETTER BE THE TRADITIONAL UNDERWEAR OF OUR PEOPLE: THONGS

Dark Archive 4/5 Venture-Lieutenant, Minnesota—Twin Cities Metro South

Loot: check
Beer: check
Coffee: check
Traditional underwear: check

Liberty's Edge 5/5

Nods at TORQUERGRUDE.

Sovereign Court 5/5 ⦵⦵⦵

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THUNDERLIPS! wrote:
THAT HAD BETTER BE THE TRADITIONAL UNDERWEAR OF OUR PEOPLE: THONGS

Once again, my blindness turns out to be a blessing.

Grand Lodge 5/5

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HellKnight FreeTrog wrote:

"I return.

To the land of cold. And beer.

And my dead brethren.

Someone needs to pay."

I'll take anyone's coin.

Grandfather Grippli wrote:
"Pig, I sense a ripple in the celestial choir. As if something terrible happened. Maybe an earlier version of ourselves joined said choir. Hmph. We should proceed with caution lest we make the same journey."

Hmpf. You guys are so dramatic.

The Exchange 5/5 ⦵⦵

"All rejoice for the Chosen are coming to Caydenstead!" cries out the Varisian warpriest of the Drunken Hero. "The breathren are making their way to the Dale of Roses for to partake in the finest of craft ales!"

Silver Crusade 5/5 ⦵⦵

A man in black enameled plate, and an iron face mask pulls the jubilant jabroni aside, whispering in his ear. The devotee of the Lucky Drunk suddenly looks downtrodden.

The Exchange 5/5 ⦵⦵

"I have been informed that we cannot (yet) use that name, for it infringes upon certain copyrighted materials." mumbles Gunari. He quickly perks up, "Perhaps we shall EARN the right to that name this week, for our celebrations shall be mighty, and our libations overflowing!

"All hail the Con of Skål!!

The warpriest once again fills his tankard, and says, "There are less than 96 hours to get your liver in shape! Will the Canadian Maple-Cakes be ready?"

Liberty's Edge 4/5

"Dearly Beloved. We are gathered today on the eve of SkålCon, to pray to the powers that be. We humbly ask for the blessings of the Drunken Hero, as we tip these mugs of the finest brews in all the lands.

We call upon the bards of the land to sing the barroom tales, and lead us in another toast praising our Patron above.

We also call upon the powers that be to grant us a little taste of paradise, a simple request of the naming of our lodge to Caydenstead... that we might..."

The halfling sheepishly looks down as the Inquisitor of Asmodeus interjects.... He shrugs and throws up his mug...

"Ah screw it! Don’t let rules get in the way of enjoying what is truly good in life! Cheers!"

a preaching of the Placard of Wisdom, as presented by Lucky, the Caydanite Cleric of Luck

The Exchange 4/5

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A paladin of Shelyn takes control of the crowd as it begins to get rowdy..
"The passion you two show is admirable. But simple inebriation is not the only way to show ones' dedication to their patron. Take these beautiful works of art on display at SkålCon - hand painted miniatures, delicately colored pictures of beauty... true works of art Shelyn would be proud of...
works of art available for auction where the money will help those in need... This is what SkålCon is about. "

perform oratory: 1d20 + 37 ⇒ (16) + 37 = 53

Grand Lodge 4/5

A blue gnome, dressed lavishly with many blue sapphire diamonds around his neck looks impressed
"I gotta agree with the pretty girl... I like a strong drink every now and then.. but look at those merchants aiding this great cause - just look at those beautiful blue jems inlaid intricately by Lady Dragon... may have to acquire one myself."

Liberty's Edge 5/5

"I mean, c'mon! It has been at least two days since the lodge hall caught on fire! That must be some kind of record, right? Right?

Liberty's Edge 5/5

A barbarian of Shelyn dwarfs the paladin of Shelyn
"YEAH! WHAT SHORTROUND SAID!"

5/5

A cock of Shelyn stands next to the barbarian of Shelyn who dwarfs the paladin of Shelyn.

"SQUAAAWCK!"

Sovereign Court 5/5 ⦵⦵

As Lya is prerforming her oratory, an Ulfen man with a stunning mohawk and a keg over each arm enters the room.

"Who ordered the Surly Furious?" shouts Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Sven, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval, son of Thorval....

"And why all the long faces! We have BEER! We have games! We have punching in faces!"

Silver Crusade 5/5 ⦵⦵

Upon seeing who has entered the room, the Inquisitor of the Dark Prince merely shakes his head. "At least it is for a good cause..."

Grand Lodge 4/5

A well dressed officer steps up besides Faustus "I may need to call in the rest of SWAT if this gets out of hand. Keeping the peace during this sort of festivity is always a lawman's nightmare."

Dix' checks his supply of tear gas and itching powder while keeping an eye on this.. Thorval character

Dark Archive 4/5

Andrew Torgerud wrote:

Loot: check

Beer: check
Coffee: check
Traditional underwear: check

Rip away is an option, right? I mean I like to be prepared. If you can rip your clothes off it's a lot faster in situations where you might suddenly say LIGHTNINGTHEIRFACES and then you're a lightning bolt travelling pretty fast and that tends to singe.

Also having Vala stitched onto everything tends to make packing for adventures much easier.

Hope everyone else is bringing their Rod of Wonder. I don't want to be the only one! You can probably get one there though. I hear the Dragon Lady has many options for it...

Grand Lodge 5/5 ⦵⦵

"Crunch and I stand ready, Officer Hill. These miscreant have a history..."

Grand Lodge 4/5

"Watch out for that Rat... Lucious Lucius is heard to be in the vicinity and he has a warrant out for last month's lewd party downtown."

Dix' gets a very worried look on his face...

Grand Lodge 5/5 ⦵⦵

Officer Crunch takes a quick sniff of Vala, just to make sure everything is packed away properly. He doesn't yet find anything incriminating, but stares suspiciously at a certain rod...

Grand Lodge 5/5

"I am much pleased to be traveling northwards once again, for much merrymaking!"

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