New page, so here's the list again:
2 nouns
3 verbs
4 adjectives
2 adverbs
4 numbers
A race
A nationality
A class feature
2 RPGSS memes (Blood, runes, filigree &c.)
An armour enhancement
An armour
A special material
A creature type
A skill
A spell
SNERK, that's a great choice for that particular noun! Good job!
Class feature: mounted archer
(Because no one remembers that exists.)
Verb 2: Prostrate
RPGSS meme 1: And when ____, the item's true power is reveled.
Dedicated Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9
aka Jayson MF Kip
|
All right. Here's what we have!
Densa’s Noodles
Aura moderate ZZZZzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz; CL 10th
Slot none; Price 2 cp Weight 1 lb.
Description1,000,000 severed monster body parts power this plain-looking, non-descrpt, unremarkable boomerang. Ecru runes shine across its filigree surface when it is in close proximity to a goblet.
If the wielder of Densa’s noodles is also in possession of a cummerbund, he can stealthily gatecrash two adjacent enemies as an immediate action. A successful DC 8 Will save negates the gatecrash, but still imposes a -3 penalty to Dexterity upon the targets.
Blessing or accusing everyone of Erutaki origin grants the wielder the Rapid Shot and Feral Combat Training feats until he is targeted by grease.
Construction
Requirements Improved Trip, grease, creator must have 20 ranks in Diplomacy; Cost 1 cp
Man, I hate when someone steals the idea I had for next year.
Spell: Haste
Armor enhancement: Slick
Armor: Armored Kilt
Armor: Armored Kilt
Pretty sure we just made something awesome.
Heh, it's looking pretty good.
We still need:
3 adjectives
2 adverbs
4 numbers
A race
A nationality
A creature type
A skill
Adjective: Adroit
What is the Mwangi nationality for 200, Alex?
Adverb: Sexily, of course.
Adjective: Invasive
Number 2: π
I'm not sure what Mr. Mwangi meant there, but I'm treating it as Mwangi and 200.
(and I noticed I put in one too many adjectives)
Not much left, but it's shaping up well =3
We need:
A race
A number
A creature type
A bonus type
A skill
Skill: Craft(Sandwich)
Profession (Procastrinator)
Bonus Type: reverse luck
Race: Gotta be FLUMPH!
| 3 people marked this as a favorite. |
And now...
Relentlessly Scintillating Mouldy Chickens
Aura Overwhelming Incomprehension; CL 20th
Slot none; Price 666 gp; Weight 50 lbs.
Description
Admired by Mwangi ninjas for its adroit talons, this +200 slick cold iron armored kilt is tongue-stickingly cold, but only reveals its true power when moods are within sight of the wearer.
8,675,309 times per instance of constipation, Flumphs with the Mounted Archer class feature can cause π Earthbreakers to fall from the sky, causing humanoids with the giant subtype to sexily prostrate themselves.
Additionally, when the wearer is defenestrating a butt, they gain a +1 alchemical bonus to craft(sandwich) checks involving invasive mouthwash, as haste.
Construction
Requirements Craft Magic Arms and Armour, haste, creator must have 1 rank in craft(sandwich), Mounted Archer class feature; Cost 333 gp
Sorry to the people who sent in suggestions that weren't needed; if I do the next one I'll use yours as priority.
Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9
|
| 4 people marked this as a favorite. |
I may now have to make a character with craft(sandwich).
My Nephew (11 years old) gave himself ranks in Craft (Macaroni and Cheese)
I laughed for like 5 straight minutes.
Great Mad-lib item!!! My co workers are wondering why I'm laughing hysterically. ^.^
If anyone else wants to jump in with one before I make another, go for it!
Marathon Voter Season 9
|
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I may now have to make a character with craft(sandwich).My Nephew (11 years old) gave himself ranks in Craft (Macaroni and Cheese)
I laughed for like 5 straight minutes.
Great Mad-lib item!!! My co workers are wondering why I'm laughing hysterically. ^.^
If anyone else wants to jump in with one before I make another, go for it!
Oh I'm thinking a follower of Shelyn who considers himself a Sandwich Artist. (and your nephew's idea is fantastic)
I'm not sure I want to be one myself, but this does seem like a convincing reason to get someone to play a Scottish Constipated Flumph Samurai Sandwich Artist. I could get behind having giants lying down sexily all the time...
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
How can they not prostrate themselves sexily when they see that slick kilt?
I like how it was Pi earth breakers. How the heck do you get a decimal of an Earthbreaker. My brain... it's trying to visualize it!
I like how it was Pi earth breakers. How the heck do you get a decimal of an Earthbreaker. My brain... it's trying to visualize it!
Have you ever seen a successful sunder attempt? Sundering creates fractional weapons.
I just imagined it to be a very small Earthbreaker.
|
Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9
|
All right, guys. Here we go!
I need a:
Number
Verb
Noun
Noun
Verb
Number
Piece of equipment
Item Slot
Number
Type of bonus
Anything represented by a numerical value on a character sheet
Adverb
Verb
Number
Type of save
Skill
RPGSS Meme
Type of non-magical Armor
Spell
Spell
Feat
Number
Verb: Card-playing
Noun: Nozzle