Weird News Stories

[MichaelaHoover]

Is this a spam thread? Why doesn't anyone post the news properly but send a scammy link.

[David M Mallon]

MichaelaHoover wrote:

Is this a spam thread? Why doesn't anyone post the news properly but send a scammy link.

No spam that I can see, just offbeat and possibly apocryphal news stories. This is obviously a "fun" thread, not a "serious" thread.

[MichaelaHoover]

Uhm, got it. Really nice.*

[Freehold DM]

Shameless plug

[Aberzombie]

Old Man Shows Up To French Hospital With WWI Artillery Shell Up His Butt, Bomb Squad Responds

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Walrus Wanders Into Harbor, Masturbates, Falls Asleep, Ruins New Year’s Fireworks

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Horse spotted riding in the back seat during McDonald's drive-through run

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Girl asks police to test cookie for DNA proof of Santa

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Aggressive turkey causes chaos in Minnesota neighborhood

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Fish spends owner's money, reveals credit card info on YouTube stream

[Aberzombie]

6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Here's what came out

Someone waited their whole life to write that headline.

[Aberzombie]

WE HAVE SLOTHS TO THANK FOR AVOCADOS

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Ohio animal shelter will name litter box after your ex

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14 dancing dogs form conga line for Guinness World Record

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Stowaway frog triggers alarm during screening at Pennsylvania airport

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Woodpeckers stash 700 pounds of acorns in wall of California home

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Japanese artist turns heads with freaky flesh-like accessories

[Charles Scholz]

Boy faints after finding himself alone in exam room with 50 girls

[Aberzombie]

Emu captured after running loose through Massachusetts city

[Unbegreiflich]

Monkeys at Church in Texas
which leads to
Zoo Raiders

[Aberzombie]

Loose goats wander into Target store in Texas

[Unbegreiflich]

Cheesy lube for poles

[Grand Magus]

Nerds gunna nerd

[Aberzombie]

Owl evicted after shutting down Georgia college library for days

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German ballet director suspended over feces attack on critic

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Deer crashes through classroom window at Alabama elementary school

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Dogs hit the catwalk at New York Fashion Week

[Aberzombie]

Swan hitches a ride atop city bus in England

[David M Mallon]

Aberzombie wrote:

Swan hitches a ride atop city bus in England

It seems the swan's escaped again...

[MissOranjeDiscoDancer]

SWAN!!!

[Aberzombie]

Radio host sets world record for topping pancakes

[Charles Scholz]

Angry Cat Attacks Pilot Forcing Boeing 737 Diversion

Heard this on the radio yesterday, thought it was more recent.

[Aberzombie]

She left her 2007 iPhone in its box for over a decade. It just sold for $63K

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Woman who 'married' rag doll claims their son has been 'kidnapped and held hostage'

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Psychic says dogs choose exact moment they will die - including when and where

[Aberzombie]

Man 'dumbfounded' to receive 48 diamond bracelets in the mail by mistake

[Charles Scholz]

California man sets world record after visiting Disneyland for 2,995 days

[Aberzombie]

Dolphins ‘deliberately get high’ on puffer fish nerve toxins by carefully chewing and passing them around

[Aberzombie]

Engineers break Guinness World Record with 289-foot paper airplane flight

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Minnesota officer removes jar from raccoon's head

[Aberzombie]

Suspected burglar inside New Brunswick home was a panicked deer

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Louisiana woman arrested after police find meth, puppies inside ice cream truck

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Thar she blows! Canadian woman wins Key West conch contest

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Message in a bottle floats from Nova Scotia to Bahamas beach

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Owl stows away for two-week trip on Royal Caribbean cruise ship

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Kansas boy finds rare pink grasshopper while hunting for bugs in his family's yard

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A wild cat was found in Cincinnati with cocaine in its system. No, it's not a movie

[Aberzombie]

Code compliance official finds alligator in North Carolina attic

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Japanese company grows world's heaviest radish

[Id Vicious]

Climate activists glue themselves to a tanker tull of cooking oil mistaking it for crude oil