Weird News Stories

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'Midwife' cat refuses to leave pregnant goat's side, gives massages

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Fortune teller who uses ASPARAGUS to predict the future claims 'national treasure' Brit couple will divorce

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Indiana community lifts 60-year-old ban on pinball

Well now they're going to have trouble with a capital T...

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Brazilian woman prays to Lord Of The Rings elf for years, mistaking it for saint

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Monkey scales Chinese apartment building, steals food from residences

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Skateboarding dog shreds half pipe at British skate park

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Finnair Flight 666, at 13:00 on Friday the 13th with a 13-year-old aircraft, lands safely (and slightly early) in HEL [Helsinki Airport]

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Orangutan climbs onto tourist boat in Indonesia, slaps selfie-taker in the face

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How high is too high for a pile of chicken droppings?

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Orangutan climbs onto tourist boat in Indonesia, slaps selfie-taker in the face

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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Husband to give wife kidney for 20th wedding anniversary

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Portland man shovels snow while riding unicycle, playing bagpipes

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'Aids-curing' pastor claims he removed woman's 'vaginal warts' with the power of his holy shoe

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Terrified burglars scared off by 'sexy' 6ft-tall mannequin after smashing their way into art shop

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Trucker loses trailer of 38,000 pounds of marbles on I-465

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Shop owner 'shames' rice-stealing LIVE rat by tying it up and hanging 'confession note' round its neck

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Ex-Britain's Got Talent contestant breaks world record - for spinning a cushion on his finger

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Camel abandoned at tollbooth after owner argues over cost

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North Carolina groom surprised by bride in T-rex costume

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Golfer charged by roaming cow on Wales golf course

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Ohio teen zaps cop with stun gun to fulfill bucket-list wish

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Bird befuddled by moving walkway at Detroit airport

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Birds on a plane: Saudi prince buys airline tickets for 80 hawks

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Moose surprises Idaho family after falling into basement

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Octopus steals GoPro, selfie stick from tourist in Spain

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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's studio creates world's largest seven layered dip

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Pooh the cat gets a pair of bionic legs in Bulgaria

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Shoplifter's bizarre fake baby made from bra and teddy used to steal scented candles from B&M Bargains

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Black bear cub picks a fight with its own reflection on stopped car

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Harambe-shaped Flamin' Hot Cheeto selling on eBay for nearly $100G

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Fashionable pigeon accidentally accessorizes with bread crust necklace

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Hottest cut of all - Gaza barber wields blowtorch

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Mysterious 'half cat-half kangaroo' caught on camera lurking around the bushes in Australian forest

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TSA: 80-year-old woman unaware of sword inside cane until airport X-ray

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Suspect returns stolen mortuary van after finding body

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Trusty pet squirrel foils burglary

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Texas couple install 'secret hidden door' at side of house

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NASA announces winners of 'Space Poop Challenge'

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Library book returned 75 years late, with no fine

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Cops warn of cows trying to sell dairy products after escape

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Newfound snail named after D&D goddess

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Charles Scholz wrote:

Newfound snail named after D&D goddess

That's so cool! I always wonder about these novel taxonomies - I mean, how do they know it isn't already a relative or subspecies of another type of snail? That said, I have no problem with the names.

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Rampaging bull elephant chases Jeep for more than 1-1/2 miles

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Canadian police issue ticket for wearing ferret while driving

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Irish politician wants to call in army to combat 'aggressive' rhododendrons

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Scottish neighborhood uses hairdryers to deter speeding drivers

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St. Louis moves 122-year-old home seven-tenths of a mile

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Subway strangers share a toast after bottle of wine rolls out from seat

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British expat is selling fresh mountain air from Switzerland - for a breathtaking £200 a bottle

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Owl evicted from chimney at Duke University