Weird News Stories

[Aberzombie]

quibblemuch wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

11-foot alligator surprises man in suburban Houston

Thanks, Mississippi police...

What do police in Mississippi have to do with an alligator in Texas?

[Aberzombie]

Seal wanders into California hotel, climbs stairs

[Ed Reppert]

Aberzombie wrote:

quibblemuch wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

11-foot alligator surprises man in suburban Houston

Thanks, Mississippi police...

What do police in Mississippi have to do with an alligator in Texas?

Clearly this miscreant reptile committed crimes in Mississippi and eluded police there.

[Aberzombie]

Illinois graduating class features 12 sets of twins, one set of triplets

[David M Mallon]

Aberzombie wrote:

Illinois graduating class features 12 sets of twins, one set of triplets

I can't top that, but I can say that my high school graduating class of about 90 people had something like 7 or 8 people named Alex.

[Aberzombie]

Senior prank lists Maryland high school for sale on Zillow

[BigNorseWolf]

Man falls into crocodile pit and is eaten

Druids revenge!!!!

[Cherlene Tuntington]

Just like the old gypsy woman said!

[Aberzombie]

Student's service dog gets honorary diploma in New Jersey

[Aberzombie]

Maine woman takes baby raccoon for Petco nail trim

[Aberzombie]

Bear helps itself to 60 cupcakes from Connecticut bakery, scares employees

[BigNorseWolf]

Mmmm. Cupcakes

Humans: Bears are mostly bluster and will back down if you stand up to them. Yell, make some noise and they'll show their true colors and run away.

Bear: Humans are mostly bluster and will back down if you stand up to them. Yell, make some noise, and they'll show their true colors and run away.

[90s Simpsons Referotron]

Obligatory reference

[Aberzombie]

Former high school listed as single-family home in Oklahoma

[Aberzombie]

Motorized trash can reaches 55 mph in England

[BigNorseWolf]

Aberzombie wrote:

Motorized trash can reaches 55 mph in England

A fuzzy witness wearing a mask is quoted as saying "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Picture

[Aberzombie]

British woman's pet cat celebrates 32nd birthday

[Aberzombie]

Louisiana dog earns world record with 5-inch tongue

[Aberzombie]

Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely naked

[BigNorseWolf]

Aberzombie wrote:

Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely naked

Shocking. Someone can afford a full tank of gas?

[Aberzombie]

685 people dressed as Spider-Man gather at Malaysia mall

[The Worst Person Ever]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely naked

Shocking. Someone can afford a full tank of gas?

Once you give up clothes (think of the hidden laundry expense!) it becomes just feasible.

But don't expect a gas station hot dog.

[Tensor]

The Worst Person Ever wrote:

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely naked

Shocking. Someone can afford a full tank of gas?

Once you give up clothes (think of the hidden laundry expense!) it becomes just feasible.

But don't expect a gas station hot dog.

It was probably a Witch.

[Aberzombie]

Extremely rare orange lobster caught in Maine

[Scientific Scrutiny]

Tensor wrote:

The Worst Person Ever wrote:

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Motorists shocked when driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely naked

Shocking. Someone can afford a full tank of gas?

Once you give up clothes (think of the hidden laundry expense!) it becomes just feasible.

But don't expect a gas station hot dog.

It was probably a Witch.

Broomsticks would have smaller tanks, true.

This checks out.

[Aberzombie]

Unusual room service requests include 'diet water,' blowfish

[Aberzombie]

’Troll Apartment' in the middle of Los Angeles bridge listed for $250,000