Pathfinder See n' Say!

[stormraven]

Some would call it 'unethical indoctrination' or 'exploitative marketing'... but I just call it 'good fun'.

The world is now ready for a Pathfinder See n' Say to familiarize a new generation of gamers (cuz who isn't tired of Millennials) with our great hobby. So folks, feel free to offer your See and Say entries that paint a realistic picture of PF!

"Rowr!" says the Gnoll.
"Are you SURE you want to do that?" says the Kindly DM.
Pew! Pew! Pew! go the Magic Missiles.
"This is going to hurt... a lot." says the Vivisectionist
Rattle rattle goes the Crit Confirmation Die

[Eben TheQuiet]

The kobold says *squishing noises*
The goblin says *screams of insane terror*

[Tacticslion]

The poster says "Dot".

[stormraven]

Wow. That was both appropriate and meta! lol :tips hat:

[william Nightmoon]

"Your neglecting your studies" says the insane lich

"I got this!" last words of the barbarian

[DungeonmasterCal]

"I'll cast fireball in this tiny room!" says the Evoker.

[captain yesterday]

You gonna finish him, says the Ghoul

[captain yesterday]

M'narrrrrrrrrrr!!!!, says The Pett

[captain yesterday]

Le Woof, says the Galtan puppy, "rebel leader"

[Jaelithe]

The paladin says, "C'est moi."

The cleric says, "Back, spawn of Satan!"

[william Nightmoon]

"Why do I always have to go first?" Says the rouge

"What was that?" Says the dragon you just attacked

"Boooooom!" Goes the stupid bomb-carring gnome.

[Spenser Quixote]

Quoth the Knight of Yore, "Have at thee, Knave!"

[The Amazing Vanzetti]

"Baaaaaaaaa," Says the cultist.

[Mercutio Menschjaeger]

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening!" Says the noble Moroi!

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

"Click-click-click," is roughly the sound made by a finely-tuned clockwork mechanism - but such a casual facsimile really does not do it justice!

[GM_Beernorg]

"KERSNAP" goes the Calistran's whip

"Glug glug glug" goes Caden

"Splat" goes the orc warrior 1

[Kali Altzairu]

The Hungry Ghost Monk says, "BOOT TO THE HEAD!"

[Nemesis Melek]

The fire priestess says, "Die!"

[Xasay Xyu]

The Wayang says nothing. We watch from the shadows.

[GM_Beernorg]

The Kitsune says "What is wrong with you? That horrible sound is nothing like what foxes actually sound like, I will see you in court, yeah, that IS what THIS fox says!"

[Wei Ji the Learner]

The tengu says... OOOh! SHINY!

[GM_Beernorg]

::FURY!!!:: Goes the barbarian.

::prance:: Goes the elf swashbuckler.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The CE Dwarf Gunslinger says, "Ahhh hate that rabbit! *razzlfrazzl*...."

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Android says, "I am puzzled as to how I arrived on this planet."

[Vladek Odradek]

The Chronomancer says, "Pleasure to meet you, milady - RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

[GM_Beernorg]

The Bloatmage says "burble, burble, sploouch"

[Wei Ji the Learner]

The Iroran monk says "It is wrong to tip the vessel of knowledge, student."

[Lucija Lal Rani]

The Conjurer says:

ABRACADABRA
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ABRACADAB
ABRACADA
ABRACAD
ABRACA
ABRAC
ABRA
ABR
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[Goth Guru]

The Minotaur roars "MOO!"

[Sissyl]

In the distance, you hear the dreadful mooing of the Umber Cow.

[Haladir]

The Gunslinger says, "BANG!!!"

[Haladir]

Goth Guru wrote:

The Minotaur roars "MOO!"

Reminds me of a story I once heard...

The party encountered a minotaur.

A PC (the "annoying gnome" character) announces, "Hey, I can speak minotaur! Let me talk to him!" So they let him.

Mr. Annoying Gnome walks up to the minotaur and says, "MOOOOOOO!"

[GM_Beernorg]

And then Darwin's theories about evolution kicked in.....

[Wei Ji the Learner]

GM_Beernorg wrote:

And then Darwin's theories about evolution kicked in.....

"And there was much rejoicing... Yayyyy!"

[GM_Beernorg]

"And the people did feast up the caribou, and the orangutans, and the breakfast cereals.. Enough Brother Maynard."

Oh, and the minotaurs greataxe goes ::CHOP!!::

[Anonymous Warrior]

"Tra La La, focus, focus, focus better!" -Bard

"AM SMASH!" -Barbarian

"I'm NOT a bandaid!" -Cleric

"Go, Pounce-kitty! Bring me the heart of my foe!" -Druid

"Release me from my chains!!!" - Fighter

"I slap it. I slap it a lot." - Monk

"I use Smite Evi... I FELL AGAIN!?!" - Fallen Paladin

"Are you frightened? Not nearly frightened enough." - Ranger

"I prefer expert treasure hunter." - Rogue

"I have phenomenal comsmic POWER!!!" - Sorcerer

"Ptcheh! Noob." - Wizard

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The implacable class-balance agitator says, "YAPYAPYAPYAPYAP...!!!"

The dead horse says, "OW-OW-OW-OW-OW!!!!!"

[Goth Guru]

The Medusa says,"Hey handsome, wanna get stoned?"

[GM_Beernorg]

The alchemist says "Your not a cop right?"

[Sasithorn Loom]

The Darkness says, "Don't shoot!"

[Xukong]

The Jiang-Shi goes "BOING!"