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This is my new outlet. 80% of my terrible thread ideas will be posted here as I think of them rather than posted as actual threads (the rest don't fit this category). You are welcome to contribute as well.
Is Fighting w/Katana Grounds for a Paladin Falling?
A katana is so sharp, using it will instantly slay any enemy. Paladin sets it on the kitchen table, it cuts through table and hits baby underneath. Paladin falls???
Is Rules Bloat Caused By Drinking Other People's Milk?
And if so, why isn't the rogue, a known thief, more susceptible?
Does a Paladin Fall for Preferring Pathfinder Over 4E?
I mean, if we have to work out a "legitimate authority", it's pretty clear that Hasbro is a more likely candidate than Paizo.
Can 20th-Level Monks Be Chaotic?
I mean, they're immune to falling.
A Civil Abortion Discussion
A Civil Paladin Discussion
The Non-Civil Religious Discussion
Look, we uncivilized folk need a thread, too. Elitist jerks.
Dog Scale: How Much Dog is Too Much Dog for Gobs?
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Just HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck happened to be level 20?
What's the DC for having a succubus make me a sandwich? Alternatively, what's the DC for having her meet my parents?
Ninja velociraptors: Yes or no?
You know, I always hear people ask, "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
My question, If they can't chuck wood, why do we call them a woodchuck!?
Edited to be funnier.
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If Spiked Shields don't stack with Bashing Shields, then how am I supposed to store them!?
Because as it is they are making a mess all over the forums.
You know, I always hear people ask, "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
My question, If they can't chuck wood, why do we call them a woodchuck!?
Edited to be funnier.
The word "woodchuck" is a misinterpretation of their Native American name "wuchak", which roughly translates as "the digger".
Not funny at all, but true.
You know, I always hear people ask, "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
My question, If they can't chuck wood, why do we call them a woodchuck!?
Edited to be funnier.
The word "woodchuck" is a misinterpretation of their Native American name "wuchak", which roughly translates as "the digger".
Not funny at all, but true.
I'm still gonna keep using that joke.
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>>Demand Apologies From *Chris Lambertz* For All Her Misdeeds Here!<<
Lock my dead baby thread, will she...this'll show her!
Dog Scale: How Much Dog is Too Much Dog for Gobs?
Um.
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*Scratches head*
Hm.
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*Heads to bed*
zzzzz
*Wakes up*
*Comes online*
Uh...
*Stares blankly*
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Oh.
I was talking about what types of canines goblins will tolerate—as in, wolves, yeth hounds, hellhounds, blink dogs, hyenas, Tasmanian wolves, etc. Where "wolf" ends and "dog" begins.
God, it wasn't even that late when I wrote that...
Soooooo, what was that DC to jump a 10' hole again
Reality
I think I already hid that thread.
Real religions converted for use in Glorion.
I don't dare try.
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The Adult Services Thread
It worked for Craigslist...right?
Middle aged men pretending to be sexy Calistran prostitutes are ready to talk to you!
Low magic-How low can you go before too many people hide or attack your thread. Banning all spells above a certain level-over the line. The characters are the first living things to get above 4th character level, so they have to research everything they need to fight Litches and Demon Princes-way over the line!
That thread already exists, IHIYC. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were posting this uncharacteristically childish post as a passive-aggressive way of insulting people that you don't like while avoiding consequences because "it's just a list".
"List potshots" are petty and annoying, and already far too common on Paizo's forums. I don't want them here. At least you could have been more creative—that isn't even a parody thread, it's just a recital of the opposing side followed by an insulting strawman. Come on.
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"People I don't like?" I don't know them at all. You're taking this far too seriously. This isn't personal - all I saw was an idea that, surely you must admit, was a poster-child for "now you're just getting silly."
You made this thread - did you really not expect that people would use it to make a little fun of the "seasonal fringe complaint monsoons" that seem like a fixture of this site when they next popped up?
I expected it. I am telling you to not do it. These are not mutually exclusive concepts.
"People I don't like?" I don't know them at all. This isn't personal (and you shouldn't make it such)
Sorry, that should have been "people you disagree with". You're right, it's not personal.
Sorry. Both are in homebrew threads. I can't link them because I made a comment about trying to fight high level monsters, and then I hid those threads. Hopefully, they are just looking for tips from others who have tried almost non magical fantasy games.
Passive Aggressive posts only.
Trap campaigns. In defense of campaign areas that can only be left by true death.
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What Are The Objectively Best Class and The Objectively Worst Class, and How Can We Completely Gut the Game In a Vain, Monomaniacal Quest to 'Balance' Them?
This game isn't going to devolve into World of Warcraft by itself, people! Also, don't forget, everyone who disagrees with me is stupid, because I used the word "objectively," and used MATH!!! to validate my preconceived conclusion!
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Best thread 2017 so far.
What does Pathfinder do better than Pathfinder?
Inquiring minds need to know the truth!
How to fix martial/caster disparity by giving casters full BAB and huge weapons?
Ask *a stranger* ALL your questions HERE!
Like: «Who are you?» «Why have I even bothered to visit your thread?»
Marilith in a grapple
The big sister deserves some love too!
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I always wanted the Marilith in a grapple more than the succubus...
Otyugh in a grapple
<<ask *Vidmaster7* ALL your questions HERE!>>
like what does TVMGIJTA stand for?
<<ask *Vidmaster7* ALL your questions HERE!>>
like what does TVMGIJTA stand for?
Where are the former 6 Vidmasters? What happened to them?
Derail this thread
A place where I can do it without feeling guilty.
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<<ask *Vidmaster7* ALL your questions HERE!>>
like what does TVMGIJTA stand for?
Where are the former 6 Vidmasters? What happened to them?
Derail this thread
A place where I can do it without feeling guilty.
Oh sorry touchy subject gonna have to leave it a mystery.
Oh sorry touchy subject gonna have to leave it a mystery.<<ask *Vidmaster7* ALL your questions HERE!>>
like what does TVMGIJTA stand for?
Where are the former 6 Vidmasters? What happened to them?
Derail this thread
A place where I can do it without feeling guilty.
This thread is not funny. I'm off to ask James Jacobs 100 questions in a row.
-------My GM is good
Share your stories about sensible and nice things your GM did.
Aboleth vs. Mindflayer
Which one deserves our eternal servitude the most?
Paladin with Improved Trip
He is tired of falling and back for revenge!
Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Why is my thread being posted over and over again!!! Someone to help me, please!
Oh sorry touchy subject gonna have to leave it a mystery.<<ask *Vidmaster7* ALL your questions HERE!>>
like what does TVMGIJTA stand for?
Where are the former 6 Vidmasters? What happened to them?
Derail this thread
A place where I can do it without feeling guilty.This thread is not funny. I'm off to ask James Jacobs 100 questions in a row.
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My GM is good[/g]
Share your stories about sensible and nice things your GM did.[B]Aboleth vs. Mindflayer
Which one deserves our eternal servitude the most?Paladin with Improved Trip
He is tired of falling and back for revenge!
I think he has said multiple times how much he hates lists of questions poor guy oh and game mechanics question. He really is the wrong person to ask about that stuff too. hes really more of the story and fluff guy.
Also mindflayers don't exist so gonna have to go with aboleths.
Yes, I don't envy him.
And I'm sure Mindflayers exist at some alternate copyrighted universe ;-P
But I'd go with Aboleth anyway.
Aboleths don't eat your brain, they just mess up your skin and make you breathe water.
It's really a matter of if you want to die as food or live as a water slave.
I did it again! Bad me! Bad me!
That's why I need so badly the «Derail this thread» thread.
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Oh sorry touchy subject gonna have to leave it a mystery.<<ask *Vidmaster7* ALL your questions HERE!>>
like what does TVMGIJTA stand for?
Where are the former 6 Vidmasters? What happened to them?
Derail this thread
A place where I can do it without feeling guilty.This thread is not funny. I'm off to ask James Jacobs 100 questions in a row.
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My GM is good
Share your stories about sensible and nice things your GM did.Aboleth vs. Mindflayer
Which one deserves our eternal servitude the most?Paladin with Improved Trip
He is tired of falling and back for revenge!Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Oozes and slashing damage
Why is my thread being posted over and over again!!! Someone to help me, please!
Hey you quit going back and editing that! I can't read it if its behind me!
I had some format corrections to do and new ideas.
And a chaotic mind. Mostly that.
The joy of bad wrong fun.
More joy of bad wrong fun.
The bad wrong fun epicure.
Oh sorry touchy subject gonna have to leave it a mystery.<<ask *Vidmaster7* ALL your questions HERE!>>
like what does TVMGIJTA stand for?
Where are the former 6 Vidmasters? What happened to them?
Derail this thread
A place where I can do it without feeling guilty.This thread is not funny. I'm off to ask James Jacobs 100 questions in a row.
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My GM is good[/g]
Share your stories about sensible and nice things your GM did.[B]Aboleth vs. Mindflayer
Which one deserves our eternal servitude the most?Paladin with Improved Trip
He is tired of falling and back for revenge!I think he has said multiple times how much he hates lists of questions poor guy oh and game mechanics question. He really is the wrong person to ask about that stuff too. hes really more of the story and fluff guy.
Also mindflayers don't exist so gonna have to go with aboleths.
If Robin williams was alive he would say,"None of these gaming things are real.":)
LIES AND DECEIT!
If blank was alive he would say blank. As a thread topic.
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Oh I just got it! eyes in back on other thread HA!