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I do talk like this when I've gone more than 2 days without sleep.EURKEA!
THE FLOON CAPACITOR CHARGES THE BARGLES!
WHY A MOUSE WHEN IT SPINS?!
When I go 2 days without sleep I start imagining little frogs jumping all over things at the corner of my vision.
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When I go 2 days without sleep...I go to bed.
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Lab Log: Day 14 — April 27, 2018 (GC: Gozran 27, 4813)
What a great day! We tested the GremGob PEACH pits first as a simple replacement for sling bullets. We blew up so many rats in just spectacular fashion! Even if the missed shots wrecked the place, it was just so much fun!! We did have to note that by testing on rats, there was insufficient time for the poison effects to take hold as all that was left after a single successful shot was multicoloured rat paste.
I’m not sure who came up with the idea of firing on each other and noting the effects, but it was a stroke of genius! We were more precisely able to calibrate the damage done by a PEACH pit and measure the effect of the poison on the target. The poison effect most closely resembles asphyxiation, but the poisons are so minimal that it takes a while to come into affect and can often only result in gagging. That said, watching a goblin or gremlin gagging with hiccups while on fire is hilarious!
We are all looking forward to tomorrow’s test of the pugwampi pit trap armed with the PEACH pits! Such fun! And hopefully Mimdel Boom will be conscious for it. She passed out after the fourth round of exchanging fire, her head hitting the floor with a very amusing "Thwack" sound.
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Lab Log: Day 15 — April 28, 2018 (GC: Gozran 28, 4813)
Another fantastic day! The pugwampi pit traps worked exceptionally well, with powerful explosions coupled with some fragmentation and even secondary explosions! You know how sometimes some popcorn kernels won’t pop at first and require a little extra to go? Well, turns out that happens with our PEACH pits too! A number only blew after being blasted outwards from the initial sack and hitting a nearby target! This happened to be Timothy Pugwampi III, so—as expected—we’re going to need another Timmy.
Of greater interest is what happened when Hunt spilled a load of PEACH pits on the floor while reloading one of the traps. NO, they didn’t explode (although that would have been funny!)—there is not enough impact power to set the pits off from just dropping them. No, they lay on the floor and were scattered about primed for when someone big steps on them!
Small folk like gremlins and goblins (and the others: gnomes, halflings, and kobolds, I suppose) are simply too light to set them off. But let a human or other big folk* step on them and boom! Their foot is on fire! Then they begin hopping around setting more of them off! Wonderful! Serendipity is an inventor's friend and Hunt is an inestimable source of sideways luck! I don't think this project could have gone as well without him...even if he did eat half the rocket candy.
So now an unlooked-for use has shown itself: explosive caltrops! Is there nothing these little beauties can’t do? Tomorrow we use a rig that we have been working on to simulate the biting strength of the average human to see in the chocolate bomb-bombs will work. Confidence is high, and we anticipate completion of the project as a total success!
*I’m actually getting fond of the goblin term “Longshanks” for them. A definite sign that this alliance must come to an end soon!
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Lab Log: Day 16 — April 29, 2018 (GC: Gozran 29, 4813) FINAL ENTRY
Well, the mechanism to simulate bite strength turned out to be a mannequin head sawed off at the jaw-line and fitted with a small bear trap. It took several tries and many lost digits before we were able to get the bite strength right, but according to Vingorg we got it right*.
Once calibrated, the mechanism worked perfectly! It was great fun blowing up mannequin heads and a great deal of scientific knowledge was gained! Anyone biting down on one of the PEACH pit bomb-bombs has a chance of being blinded and the poison would be delivered most effectively—if they survive the initial blast, of course.
And with that the project came to a close. We have achieved the results we were looking for and have made a substantial contribution to alchemical devices used for mayhem and wanton destruction. The last two weeks have been one exciting ride, one that some of us wish could continue. There is a certain sadness as we wind down, but it is lessened with the knowledge of all we accomplished.
So back to gremlins and goblins fighting for control of the >> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! << thread and throwing things at each other. Now some of those things have extra kick! >:)
*I don’t think that I want to know how Vingorg knows “exactly” how strong a human bite feels.
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Vingorg must have survived mastication from a human zombie. ;)
What do you think of my new alias?
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Such a loyal crew... carrying on the war on the 'Wampis even in my absence! YOUR SACRIFICES WILL NOT BE IN VAIN!
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Such a loyal crew... carrying on the war on the 'Wampis even in my absence! YOUR SACRIFICES WILL NOT BE IN VAIN!
Oh yes they will, foul villain! Engarde!
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What do you think of my new alias?
What brought that on, old chap?
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What do you think of my new alias?What brought that on, old chap?
Someone mentioned some strange idea and The idea made me think that it would make for a good alias.
So, how 'bout that Nidal?
If they have Xenomorphs in the woods, would they then be avaliable as a Druid companion? Or have the druids with switched out with invisible humanoids that sometimes shimmer tree red dots on things and things explode?
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If they have Xenomorphs in the woods, would they then be avaliable as a Druid companion? Or have the druids with switched out with invisible humanoids that sometimes shimmer tree red dots on things and things explode?
They’re too intelligent, but that would make for an interesting Archetype.
And it’s possible, the Uskwood is basically Blair Witch country (they even share the symbol).
Hey, Rysky. How's tomorrow?
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Hello glorious Mistress,
Have you seen Avengers:Infinity War yet?
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Yes, have you?Hello glorious Mistress,
Have you seen Avengers:Infinity War yet?
Yes...I loved it...
Yes...I loved it...Yes, have you?Hello glorious Mistress,
Have you seen Avengers:Infinity War yet?
Yay!
Did you like Proxima Midnight?
Yes...all the Thanos kids were well done...which is in think it is a step up from the last Avengers movie...it was not just the Main villain plus faceless minions...there underlings who had atleast personalities.
The underlings were impressive and had personalities, which was quite refreshing. Sadly, the underling I enjoyed the most got spaced. *le sigh*
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Yes...all the Thanos kids were well done...which is in think it is a step up from the last Avengers movie...it was not just the Main villain plus faceless minions...there underlings who had atleast personalities.Yes...I loved it...Yes, have you?Hello glorious Mistress,
Have you seen Avengers:Infinity War yet?
Yay!
Did you like Proxima Midnight?
*nods*
Thanos kids... DOOM finds that amusing. I'm sure the cull obsidian (AKA the black order) would probably find it less so which only makes it more amusing for DOOM!
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Thanos kids... DOOM finds that amusing. I'm sure the cull obsidian (AKA the black order) would probably find it less so which only makes it more amusing for DOOM!
Rysky,
That was Black Dwarf. Not sure he's back with the rest or not...
Yeah I don't know why they called him Cul obsidian that was suppose to be the group name. Something got lost in transition I imagine or they just didn't want to call him black dwarf.
How Rysky does it need to be to be Rysky enough?
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How many risks could a rysky take if a rysky could risk risks?
How many risks could a rysky take if a rysky could risk risks?Depends on the risks.
Fair enough but can you say it 3 times fast?
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Yes. Not eloquently probably.Fair enough but can you say it 3 times fast?How many risks could a rysky take if a rysky could risk risks?Depends on the risks.
And not probably eloquently.
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I'm pretty sure there was some push back by others about the fact Black Dwarf was a character name... Also lets be honest, he wasn't the best of the Black Order. That belongs to Promixa Midnight.
And not probably eloquently.Yes. Not eloquently probably.Fair enough but can you say it 3 times fast?How many risks could a rysky take if a rysky could risk risks?Depends on the risks.
Yes but probably not very eloquently.
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Hey! I just noticed that they fixed the format button!
YAYYYYYYY!!!!