Nonsense and Concepts

[lucky7]

The rules are simple: create an RPG (Ala Dungeons and Dragons) with two similiar-sounding words (points for rhyming.) Then describe what it's about.

Nonsense and Concepts-The game of senile physicists!

[BlindKitsune]

Cobblers and Hobblers - a game of prison shoe-making!

[Amasu of the O'Khamphi]

Limericks and leprechauns, a game of dirty jokes about rainbows.

[lucky7]

Miners and Heiners-The game of dwarf butts!

[Sissyl]

Limeys and blimeys - The game of british sailor linguistics (with expanded profanities section)!

[lucky7]

Teacups and Breakups-The game of Victorian-era romance.

[Sissyl]

Bladders and udders - A veterinary RPG about cow pathology!

[BlindKitsune]

The Draughts and Giraffes RPG - Can you sneak your camouflaged critter all the way to dinner without becoming it?

[Your Deeper Darkness]

Whiners & Shiners: Domestic Abuse Trailer Park Edition.
The RPG all the white trash kids are looking for.

[lucky7]

Gardens and Pardons-The RPG where everyone plays as Judges attending garden parties.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Cruisers and bruisers - A game about those who enjoy the sea and those who just want to beat it up!

[lucky7]

Angles and Cankles-The game of Anglo-Saxons with really big ankles/calves!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Crystals & Pistols - Militant New-Age adventure!

[Goddity]

Spy and Fry
The game of competing food companies.

[Goth Guru]

Polygamy and Ponies
The Mare with the most husbands wins.

[lucky7]

Argon and Jargon: The game of interns trying to fit in at a chemistry plant.

[Molten Dragon]

Payors and payees: an exciting new rpg about debt collection. Finances have never been so much fun.

[Goth Guru]

Settlers of Glorion: You need a city to hire a wizard. On the other hand you have to keep some wilderness to keep the druid.

[Nic Carlo]

Conjunctions and Functions: Chronicling the epic crusades of the great high school class subjects!

[Sissyl]

Polar molars. A game of arctic dentistry!

[KahnyaGnorc]

Cats and Tats - Play competing feline tattoo artists.

[Uncle Teddy]

Beers and Steers - the game where you pair microbrews with various cuts and preparations of beef

[KahnyaGnorc]

Shears and Tears - An educational game about running with scissors.

[GoatToucher]

Goats and Moats: How will -you- protect your livestock from the filthy degenerates who long for them?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Tsarists and Czarists: Where nitpicky Russian courtiers divide the empire for the pettiest reasons imaginable!

[Sissyl]

Laps & Naps: The realistic housecat RPG.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

My Little Phony (Friendship is Illusion): Cowardice, treachery, posturing, social abuse, and bitter memories at Equestria High School!

[CaptainGemini]

Jackers and Slackers: The Auto-Mechanic RPG.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Dickies and Mickies: The game of shady goings-on at 1950s cocktail parties!

[KahnyaGnorc]

Mites and Rites - collect enough of those little bugs to perform your ritual before your rival witches!

[GoatToucher]

Snitches and Stitches: On the street, who can keep a secret?

[KahnyaGnorc]

Jam and Dam - Can you acquire enough jam to repair the dam before the rainy season starts? Never mind that using jam as a dam-repairing substance is likely why you need to repair it every year . . .

[GoatToucher]

P$*~et and Sukhet: Adventures in South Asia!

[GoatToucher]

Hey! That's a real place!

You add the -huk- where appropriate.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Obama and Comma: Help, uh, the President come up with the most, uh, apropos next word in his press statement so he, uh, doesn't sound as unpolished!

[KahnyaGnorc]

Col. Mustard and Frozen Custard - After having been cleared of murder, Col. Mustard starts a Frozen Custard restaurant. As feuding franchisees, sell more frozen snacks than the other players to win the Colonel's favor and the game!

[equinoxmaster]

Insanity and Manatees: The great god A'mp'phi'yo'uss Ma'am'all has awoken

[Sissyl]

Lockets and Sockets, the goldsmithing RPG, now with updated rules for store alarms!

[LandSwordBear]

Rhymes and Octagons, the game where it doesn't need to...

[KahnyaGnorc]

Octagons and Bygones - A game which teaches forgiveness in the UFC.

[Sissyl]

Google and Moogle (tm) - the Final Fantasy (TM) themed RPG about finding information!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Wikis and Tikis and Twikis - The revolutionary RPG that combines cypherpunk, Polynesian fantasy, and retro pulp sci-fi!

[Bob790]

Maids & Spades - RPG set in the world of Victorian servants.

[lucky7]

Girdles and Hurdles-The game about Olympics track runners in their underpants.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Vampires and Damp Wires - you play a handyman in a haunted house. Which is the bigger danger: The disastrous condition of the house...or the folks you hired you?

[lucky7]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Vampires and Damp Wires - you play a handyman in a haunted house. Which is the bigger danger: The disastrous condition of the house...or the folks you hired you?

I would totally play that.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Chutes & Shoots - The First-person shooter set in the world of Chutes & Ladders.

[GoatToucher]

Oliver Twist and All of Your Fists: Pugilism in the world of Dickensian squalor.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Karma & Greg - Greg goes to the Subcontinent, and hilarity ensues.